Shae Warmack of West Palm Beach had a dilemma. She wanted to buy food, but not with cash, obviously. That’s for foolish people with full time jobs.
So Shae did what any economical, lazy ratchet would do, and posted a status inquiring about the availability and willingness of her hoodrat friends to commit a little welfare benefit fraud in the name of moonpies, Mountain Dew and Hungry Man dinners for her and her crotch fruit.
Yes, Trell. If you’re going to post a status announcing your interest in defrauding tax payers, it’s always best to do so as publicly as possible. Smart move.
Tragically, though, Shae’s friend Gerald has already procured said illegally transferred SNAP benefits, although not the amount he had hoped for. It’s alright, though, he had a plan to bridge the gap – shoplift the difference!
Good going, Gerald!
Listen, I don’t really give a fuck what you identify as, Gerald. But if you’re going to jump on our side of the fence, FIX YOUR FUCKING EYEBROWS. We already have enough ratchet-tacular skank buckets with eyebrows drawn on in sharpie – the quota is full. Fix your face or get out. I have to draw the line there – pun totally intended.
Gerald really steals the show here, in my opinion. Not so much because of the gender blending, but because he/she/it/they/whatever is so blatantly NOT in need of any assistance, by appearances. It would seem that wiggerella over here had plenty of options at his disposal to be able to afford groceries for both of his personalities, and just….didn’t.
Instead of stealing from taxpayers and literally stealing from stores, he could have skipped a vacation or two:
Or skipped a meal out:
Maybe skipped the casino,
Or the nails:
Went easy on the big parties,
And refrained from shopping for his ghetto bunny friends.
But I guess welfare fraud isn’t a huge deal to someone who literally makes their money on…… fraud.
So this guy has been selling fraudulent documents, buying food stamps illegal, spending money on blinged out ghetto talons, wigs, and crab legs, and posting it all online for the masses to see. What a regular hood savant we have here. Brilliant stuff. It’s almost like welfare abuse and fraud is so rampant and normalized that it’s acceptable to put out completely in the open. Weird. And I thought it was all “anecdotal”!
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We had a word that we would identify HIM as back in the day, it was called “faggot.”
Some where out there two retards got together and made this fucking thing. magine that! That’s just, so fucking sad. Lmfaorofl haaaaahaaaaahahaaaaaaahaaaa haaaaa I’m fucking dying over here I cant stop laughing. Lmfao haaahaaa haaaa. Its even wearing, fucking make up. God, please I cant stop hahahahahaaaa. This is crazy shit, wow ok I’m trying but lmfao haaaaahaaahahahhaaaa that is too funny.
I really shouldn’t laugh! Its scary to be honest. This is what our country is going to look like if you keep voting donkey democratic. Do you honestly want to have one of these things as a boss or your kids day care teacher. Or your emt, nurse etc. That’s a nawww fahh miii hoomie skillzit slyce yo.
Why, Its obvious but in case you cant put it together. Its because they are mentally I’ll & hate their lives. What makes you think that they would value your life. Their goal is to turn everyone into a fucking fruit cake. Yeah, I’m good. If you condone this type of nonsense in any way. You need to be shot, shot right in the fucking head and left dangling from a rope so everyone can see you.
I often find my self wanting to march my American loving self into democratic held offices. I want to storm in like its MAGA BITCH & drag each and every one of them out by their neck, tar & feather them, then hang them for treason. Every democratic politician is a benedict arnold in my eyes. They sell us all out. They are all domestic terrorists as far as I’m concerned. Hey, I’m just one man, I can’t do it alone. It really is about time for people to stand up and put an end to all of this madness!
Gerald’s blondie curls look like a shell-macaroni tiara. Hesheit is why sane people experience discomfort with the ABC-123 crowd. I got no prob with LGB. GerryRiz just wastes precious oxygen.
If outer space aliens did come down to earth to check it out and ran into this dumpster fire; they would be like ‘DA Fuck?!!……Burn this whole fucking planet!
E mailed Florida ACCESS . I suggest everyone do the same. 1 866 762 2237. Sick of these useless pieces of shit taking up space in the world.
Make me sick. Gets disability cause it can’t decide what it is. Total truth. Our taxes pay for these lazy freaks because they qualify for SSI…called “Gender Dysmorphia” . Just throw on a denim mini skirt and a $5.00 wig…whine like a little shit (no need to shave your beard cause all that matters is that YOU say you’re a broad so the dems shovel benefits at you) Total scam.
The rack on that one chick in the pajamas though. You know she gets straight guys to put up with Gerald just to dominate them.
This is proof that these freaks are mentally ill. Who in their right mind would leave the house looking like that much less post pictures of themselves? They are clearly delusional.
I’d like to sponsor an Easter Bunny drop and have that dipshit dropped on his head.
I can’t even figure out, from the photos, which one is gender fluid! Is it the one in front of the ‘Gentlemen’s Club’ sign?
Wouldn’t the men in the club, you know, the ones that allow their appendage to determine their gender……wouldn’t they beat up him/her/it/they (whatever) if he he/she/it/their went in and tried to sit next to them?
Some quality humans there. Is there a hotline to report welfare fraud? Might be one in Florida but in Massachusetts Maura Healey took over that hotline number for fake hate crimes
Pauly Shore. That’s all I see. Fucking Pauly Shore.
A entitled man-cake. Poster child for the left!
Excuse me, would the man\she please return my haircut?!
I can’t wait for the next federal govt shutdown so we can prepare for the next SNAP-tacular Food Stamp apocalypse. Ratchet fucks.
Just kill me. PLEASE