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Foodstamp Friday: Rosy The Regrettable Ratchet And The Tale Of Bad Decisions Teaches Us How To Not Be Marriage Material

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This week on Facebook has the illegal foodstamp trade economy booming! All throughout the land, ratchets far and wide have coming out of the woodwork, glittery eyes yelling “Theres EBT in thems thar hills!”. Jennifer Saez of Worcester is one of those investors hoping to strike it rich in the benefit fraud mine:

She needs it, guys!

I guess this is just another Friday for Jennifah.

I love how she starts out by noting that this is, in fact, illegal. At first it sounds like she’s just playing, maybe a little bit of satire concerning our sad state of affairs with foodstamp fraud in MA. But no, she’s 100% soliciting the sales of taxpayer-funded half price food. She can put all the LOLs in there she wants, but she’s dead fucking serious. She evidently has some shit to say about priorities, though:

…so sell your unused stamps to me, because I have no problem with this.

By the looks of her page, she has at least 3 fuck trophies… maybe 4, but evidently has trouble keeping a man.

Which begs the question, why doesn’t she have her own damn stamps? Clearly, grown ass able-bodied men fresh out of prison can get the government hook up, yet this chick with a child support check sitting to her left can’t? I find this hard to believe. As a single mother, she qualifies for every form of assistance and somehow has cash to actually purchase the damn things in the first place. Weird because she’d apparently a perceptual “client at The Nut House”:

But there are numerous ways to make money:

Just keeping it one hundred emoji. Obviously.

Here’s why people buy foodstamps, in case you don’t know. Generally, people sell them for 40 to 60 cents on the dollar meaning that’s 60%-40% you save on your grocery bill. It’s considered fraud to both buy and sell any and all state or federal benefits that are typically reserved for the impoverished. For someone who needs that deep of a discount on food, she sure does like to post a lot of shit about drugs:

She’s that kind of classy that likes using the N word and also saying derogatory shit about lesbians:

So, in other words, she’s a total shitbag asshole. That doesn’t seem to stop her from getting laid. What I gather from the shit she posts, her vagene has more mileage than a 1982 Datsun. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I’m just wondering if there’s any treads left on the tire.

And that’s all fine and good. The thing is that when you “go” you’re not supposed to keep having kids like mementos from various lovers that you’d keep in a shoebox beneath your bed, honey. Then you gotta buy MORE foodstamps…and that defeats the purpose of buying foodstamps. Shit, does the paperwork really take that long to fill out? You could’ve filled that shit out using your headboard as a desk while getting injected with another tax deduction. Hahaha, JK, y’all know she CAN’T do taxes.

I’d be remiss if I didn’t flag this girl for excessive animal filter usage. It’s like the flat-brimmed Chicago Bulls hat for ratchet chicks, except far more dangerous. You can’t walk around all day with a filter on, so these bitches are easier to miss in day-to-day life.

We’ve got the Electric Trick:


Basic Bitch With Bubbles:


Rosy The Regrettable Ratchet Rabbit:


and finally, Tropic Blunder

I could go on for days, but you get the idea: she’s fucking atrocious.

I’ll never understand how the hell a person is going to have a bunch of kids they can’t afford, especially when they can’t keep the baby daddy around. I have only have two children because that’s all I can afford at the moment, and I’m married to their dad. Then again:

Ouch. You just called your own ass out, and I’m not even sure you meant to.

Fucking stop it. Stop trying to play the system. If you need to get back on your feet, get your stamps the right way or don’t get them at all…while you’re working a legitimate job. Until then, at the very least stop having kids. It’s not fair to them and you’re an asshole for putting them through that.


10 Comment(s)
  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    October 7, 2018 at 11:44 am

    Like throwin a hot dog down a hallway…..

  • CE
    October 7, 2018 at 12:06 am

    Top up, she’s a definitely raw dog balls deep creampie candidate. Would like to see top down to confirm.

    • Fo Sho
      Not wid my dick
      October 7, 2018 at 11:42 am

      Ya’ll need a wide angle lens fer that shot…..

  • ‎Robin Leach
    October 6, 2018 at 6:18 am

    i reckon she already gets food stamps, if she’s in section eight housing, and wants to buy more. those photos fail to show her lumbering heavier-than-air anatomy, which needs constant snacking in front of day time television. it’s an expensive lifestyle choice.

  • Maggie the Cat
    October 5, 2018 at 8:04 pm

    Does anybody know where she lives?

  • Judge dread
    October 5, 2018 at 3:53 pm

    What I find concerning is that she routinely gets like 50-60 likes on her hood rat posts. I don’t know what’s worse, this hood rat or her douche canoe friends that think everything she is doing is just fine.

    We need to bring back the whipping posts in the town square.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    October 5, 2018 at 3:11 pm

    “Stunt Penis” always reminds me that “fat gurl titties don’t count”…
    In this case, they do. I definately would.
    Jennifer…. hit me up girl!!

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    October 5, 2018 at 1:43 pm

    Bangable, maybe. Weapons grade STD’s? For sure.

    You would need Condoms by NASA with a Acid wash after to have a chance to survive.

  • Dick LaBone
    October 5, 2018 at 1:06 pm

    A shame. She appears to be quite bangable.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      October 6, 2018 at 5:01 am

      No, I bet she’s an iceberg. You think her tits are big…. And you’d rattle around like a bb in a tin can after 3 kids.

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