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Former Mosaic Employee Tells Judge He Can’t Pay Restitution For Stolen Car Because Turtleboy Cost Him His Job

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Here’s a hilarious email that made our day:

Hey Turtleboy,

Thought I’d let you know that while at the Worcester Courthouse last week there was a defendant named Keefe Laporte who mentioned your blog. He “borrowed” a car from a girl he knew. Never returned it. It eventually got towed and incurred some fees among other things. Over a $1000 restitution. She wanted the money back. He said he couldn’t pay restitution when they ADA tried to make a deal with him. He said a hate blogger put him out of work…he worked for Mosiac. Case was continued. Docket #1562CR7546 Comm vs Keefe Laporte cont 6/3/16. Charged with receiving stolen MV. Resisting arrest. 

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Were we ever more right about anything we’ve blogged about than we have been about Mosaic? They’re everything we predicted they were from the beginning. They’re deadbeats, criminals, and professional whiners and wanna blame racism and Turtleboy for all of their problems because they can’t get their shit together. Grown ass man can’t get a real job because he was dependent on the government tit at his no-show job at Mosaic. And God knows he can’t stop breaking the law either, which would be a great way to try to avoid making restitution payments. Here’s one of his time sheets from the Freedom of Information Act request we filed on them:

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Notice who signed off on this – Michael Jerry. Crooks signing over checks to crooks. Unlike the rest of the chiselers his time sheets were not identical. A back breaking 2o hours one week doing imaginary hypertension treatment at 41 Piedmont Street, and then 42 hours the next week. But he worked every single Tuesday, despite the fact that he is on a weekly radio show every Tuesday on 91.3 FM called “Voice of the Voiceless” from Noon to 1 PM:

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Now that he’s been caught defrauding the government by taking money that could go to people that are actually in need of health services, it’s Turtleboy’s fault. We are also the reason that he “borrowed” a car without asking, got it towed, and never paid the owner back for the damages.

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Did I mention that he just got back from a shopping spree on 5th Avenue in NYC?

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Or that the dude has spent so much time in the Worcester Courthouse that he might as well pitch a tent there?

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LOL. And people are actually dumb enough to believe that Mosaic’s demise is going to be some sort of loss for the community. Because how will these professional criminals with no regard for anyone but themselves ever be able to find real jobs?

 

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11 Comment(s)
  • Joe Max
    April 7, 2016 at 7:56 pm

    Amazing, not the story. But to find the off-spring of the ” Gap Band ” .

  • SJ
    April 5, 2016 at 10:34 am

    YESSSS!!!!!!!!! Beautiful, TB. Keep on ridin’. Well done.

  • Publius
    April 4, 2016 at 10:49 pm

    Gotta hand it to the ghetton, robbed the people of Worcester, enabled by Petty, playin off the progressive guilt.

  • whatevuh
    WHATEVUH
    April 4, 2016 at 7:21 pm

    just another stupid nigga

  • Frank
    April 4, 2016 at 6:21 pm

    I wonder what MY BP is after reading this?

  • Reddog
    April 4, 2016 at 3:54 pm

    Wonder if the funeral will be postponed due to snow and cold weather.

  • tngsucks
    April 4, 2016 at 3:34 pm

    Every time a layer of the onion called Mosiac gets peeled away there are more people crying Turtleboy. One email and a couple of hours work and TBS gets more clicks than Clive does in a week. Buying this site, hiring the anonymous authors and firing Clive is the only life saving option for the Telegram.

  • Kid Heroin
    April 4, 2016 at 3:06 pm

    Turtleboy is to blame for the Mosaic-to-Prison Pipeline.

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    April 4, 2016 at 2:37 pm

    Thirty seven years old and he’s still got more open cases than a public defender. Maybe it’s time to grow the fuck up.

  • Clive's not a racist, just ask him
    April 4, 2016 at 11:54 am

    When will these dumbasses finally learn to adjust their Facebook privacy settings?!? Are they too stupid, or does one garner more street cred by letting the world know that they now have $300 worthc of jerseys in their house for someone to rob them of?

    • Alexander Knight
      April 5, 2016 at 10:01 am

      lmao, that assumes he actually bought them. They’re still on hangers…Unless he was hustlin’ people in times square to buy his new rap album (if you’ve been there, you know what I’m talking about), he probably didn’t have the cash money to pick em up. What are the odds he was in NY for a court date?

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