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Here’s a pretty wild story out of Wrentham involving former Patriots 1st round draft pick Jerod Mayo…
So let me get this straight. The Mayo family pays a trainer from Providence to teach their bulldog to walk without a leash. The dog disappears but the collar is found. The dog clearly did not run away because everyone knows bulldogs are fat, stumpy, adorable dogs and they run like Jarod Mayo’s pass rush. There are no leads. No signs of Horace and/or Jasper. No crazy woman looking to make fur coats out of bulldogs. Nothing.
I figured it for you guys – it was the trainer who did it.
Mystery solved.
And apparently Mrs. Mayo agrees with me:
And Jerod seconds that motion….
Why would a trainer from Cranston, working for a company out of Providence, take a dog for a training exercise in Wrentham? How do they lose track of a fat dog that breathes louder than Didi Delgado in a yoga class? Sure, she could’ve been stalked and followed by some random nut looking to steal a bulldog. Or she could’ve just had a friend who she pre-arranged to be at this rural spot take the dog when she “wasn’t looking.” Gee whiz, can’t figure out which of those two scenarios is more plausible.
To make matters even shadier this BUSINESS has gone completely private on IG:
What kind of business goes private on social media? The whole point of having social media for businesses is to be seen by as many people as possible, not treat your account like you’re trying to hide from Aunt June because you know she’s gonna comment on every single picture you’ve ever posted.
Their Facebook page is still open though. Five minutes ago Clarence Woods Emerson posted on there and asked what happened to Knox. He is now banned. Definitely NOTHING shady about that. Nothing at all. Whatever you do, DO NOT flood their page and ask where Knox is at.
Let’s see how many turtle riders can get banned in one day.
I just really feel for Jerod’s fam. Sure, they’re filthy rich and will never have to go without for the rest of their lives. But that’s a really cute dog man. And dogs are a part of your family. I don’t own a dog, because I don’t feel like factoring a walk into my daily routine three times a day during New England winters. But if I did I’d definitely get a bulldog. Because they are by far the best kind of dogs, despite what Mrs. P. Turtleboy has to say about that.
Keep your eyes posted for Knox if you live in the Wrentham area.
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Cranston isn’t NYC.. Put the word and pic out in that area’s media and I bet the phone will ring soon enough.
English Bulldogs are known for their SEVERE breathing problems and inability to tolerate heat, especially if it’s above 80 degrees F. English Bulldogs drop dead from having breathing attacks all the time and it doesn’t matter how old they are or if the owner ever saw any health problems before. I’ve known others who had an English Bulldog puppy that died at only 9 months old due to a random breathing attack and it happened out of nowhere. Sadly, it is a very common way to die for English Bulldogs and it often happens completely unexpectedly but it can be triggered by exercise and/or heat.
It sounds like this may have happened (either randomly or due to the trainer’s negligence by walking an English Bulldog in the heat or pushing him too much) and the trainer panicked because the dog belonged to a high profile client so the trainer likely took or hid the dog’s body and lied about what happened, thinking it would just ‘go away’, instead of being honest and having to face the repercussions.
I’m an English Bulldog owner and have had several English Bulldogs. One of them died due to this type of breathing attack and it happened out of nowhere one day, completely random.
My theory is that the trainer beat the dog to get the dog to obey commands. The trainer beat the dog to death then tried to cover up the crime. That, or maybe the dog was left in the car without water and died. In any event, the dog is dead and the trainer is responsible.
You’re onto something, I also feel the dogs disappearance is a cover-up of the trainers embarassment over some cruel fate he led the dog into.
www(dot)offleashk9training(dot)com(slash)dog-obedience-training-rhode-island tells me Nick White is a Master Dog Trainer. Did he get a masters degree in dog training, I wonder?
apparently he’s co owners of thedogshowpodcast.com with “joe” (I assume he’s the one in the baseball cap)
quite an interesting wikipedia page too: en.wikipedia.org(slash)wiki(slash)Nick_White_(dog_trainer)
No mention of the lost dog (yet)
I wonder if the place in RI is actually run by this nick fellow, or (assuming he’s legit in his background) if he just franchises out his name to local dog training establishments to give them “street cred”… Sure looks like it, from the number of “sites” he has around the country.
The RI Secretary of State’s office hucc.state.ri.us(slash)CorpSearch(slash)CorpSearchEntityList.asp has no listing for an “off leash” corporation, nor a corporation owned by nick white…
Cool. Know has the same coloring as Smokey, the blue tick coon hound mascot where Mayo went to college. Hope he is found ok.
fuck…. *Knox
I’m not sure I am totally cool with all the “short, slow, lazy…” fat shaming going on here… Maybe Knox had enough and ran away with Howie’s pugs /jk
“The dog, poor dog, the dog died!” Senator Byrd.
I posted a few comments on their page. They deleted them and then made the page private. Shady as fuck
Jeebus, that’s a photogenic family.
It’s the PJs. Thought the same thing.
The dog ran off because they made it wear those stupid pajamas. It ain’t be going back to dat house no ways.
Hey turtlefucker, you heading down to to Commercial Street today? Smile pretty for the camera.
We’ve got an internet bad-ass in our midst – everybody watch out!!
Get Fucked,
Finn
ps – you can’t see me, but I’m laughing *very* hard
pps – take a tip someone who used to “track” ppl — NEVER let them know you’re coming. #rookie
Hello son. Since you’re looking for company, we’re going to find a nice quiet place and have a discussion with you. We think you might have a different outlook when we’re done. Make sure you have nothing planned for a few days. You can bring your friends too.
Pit bait.
Shit man, I’m old, fat, and can’t run more than 20 feet without a neubulizer and oxygen tent. That said, compared to an english bulldog, I’m a Kenyan in the Boston marathon. There’s no way the dog “ran off” and the instructor couldn’t catch it.
“Trainer from Providence”. what else do you need to know.
I can’t stand dogs that slobber more than Stormy Daniels.
Well, Knox’s jowls do look a lot like her meat flaps…