Souza-Baranowski maximum security prison in Shirley was locked down yesterday after a CO got stabbed by a prisoner.
You gotta have some big ol’ balls to be a CO, especially in this prison where the worst of the worst wait out their days on the taxpayer’s dime until they stop existing. CO’s walk amongst the most dangerous people in the state with literally nothing to protect themselves aside from their fists. These people have nothing but time on their hands to figure out ways to construct weapons. The unnamed CO was stabbed with a toothbrush covered in razor blades.
Anyway, there was a former guest at Shirley Max who shared his opinions on the matter underneath the story on Fox 25’s Facebook post.
Oh look, he doesn’t use the letter c. He must be a blood. So edgy. By the looks of it Ghetto Goofy also doesn’t use deodorant or Hooked on Phonics.
And you’ll never guess who his favorite sportball club is….
Flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat. The international symbol for “I owe mad child support but I’m buying the new iPhone anyway.”
According to him he was really oppressed back in his prison days.
He also believes that because he lived there for free, it was “our house,” and everyone knows you can’t be letting actual functioning members of society “disrespekt” you in your own house.
I see he didn’t take advantage of the GED program while inside. Probably because in order to get your GED you have to be able to spell GED first. Spelling, and English in general are not his strengths.
I have no idea what any of that means, but it sounds important.
He’s really upset because CO’s treat him like an animal.
Newsflash – you are an animal. That’s why you’re in jail in the first place. Because you’re a wild, untamed savage who can’t be trusted not to hurt law abiding people on the outside. You’re almost definitely gonna end up back in your home in the not so distant future, although the fact that you’re out right now certainly seems to suggest that you’re what we on the inside refer to as a “snitch ass bitch.”
He’s quite proud of his life accomplishments.
Carlos FTW. Congrats on the enormity of your life successes Mr. Ckrazy. But at least now that you’re out it gives you the freedom to have special time with friends.
Now that “Stickman” isn’t there to keep him warm at night.
If this face doesn’t scream, “I was Kyle Kennedy’s backup bitch” before Aaron Hernandez killed himself….
Then I don’t know what does.
He wasn’t the only former guest who believed that a law abiding citizen deserved to be stabbed simply for showing up to work.
Imagine being the father of two girls and still writing stuff like that on Facebook? Dude obviously has life by the balls. And as Stephen pointed out, he got out pretty quickly considering he was arrested for robbing, pistol whipping, and shooting a dude over percs.
Almost like he’s a jailhouse snitch too.
Here’s to the CO having a full recovery, and Glen and Ckrazy becoming bunkmates again in the not so distant future.
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