The trolls and the butthurts have baselessly accused me of “sexualizing” children for years because they can’t find anything legitimate to criticize Turtleboy for. The blog they often point to was this one from 2017 about the Dr. Phil “cash me outside” girl, entitled, “The Cash Me Outside Chick Starred In the Most Bootleg Rap Video Ever, How Long Until She Stars In Her First Porno?” They’re really mad that I said what everyone was thinking about the then out of control 14 year old girl:
My only question is this – how old will she be when she finally decides to do porn? Because it’s not a matter of if, but when. So will she sign with Brazzers the moment she turns 18? Or will she keep pursuing the rap game for a little bit and hold off until she’s 21? That’s the only question that is unknown at this point.
Literally everyone was thinking that, because the girl was complete trash and her Mom obviously was doing nothing to reign her in. Well, turns out I was right:
The only thing I was wrong about was that she’d be signed by a porn company. I should’ve figured she’d be her own boss. In fairness, nobody heard of Only Fans in 2017.
There’s nothing wrong with being right all the time. There’s also nothing wrong with being honest, and just because you call out shitty parenting and point out the obvious truth that a child is well on her way to a porn career as a result of that, doesn’t mean you’re sexualizing children. The bad people are the ones who try to silence you because pointing out facts hurts their feelings.
P.S. The fact that she’s referred to as “a rapper,” and not the cash me outside girl, is a joke. She’s about as much of a rapper as MC Spectrum.
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Well actually there is an article that makes me dislike you or I should say be disappointed in you and question your authenticity. I can dig up the articlesig you’d like. Basically one girl gets beat by her guy and you agree that she should have got beat because she wouldnt get off the hood of his car. You condoned it. Then a month or two later a different women, a blonde women gets beat by “her man” we’re not told what she did to provoke him and the story you posted was obviously another toxic relationship so she probably wasnt needlepointing (maybe theres a heroin version though) anyway. She played her part. HOWEVER you were criticizing her boyfriend for what he did to her. Why is one ok to you but not both? I think that was the day I realized I’d never support you in any way unless it benefits me. So is that something to write about or no? I think it is. You were hypocritical in the situation of two women in the same situation. Kinda gross. Men are built stronger then women they have an advantage. Thus why they are morally taught hitting a women is wrong. Just like a trans-women should compete in female sports, they gave a physical advantage making it ridiculous that it actually happens. Almost as ridiculous as you saying that’s not ok blonde chick got beat but it was ok that the brunette chick got beat. SICK dude. Wtf??
My guess a go fund me about the same time next year to help her pay her taxes that her “accountant” didn’t pay.. victim..
Her bonanza will soon be over because today Only Fans was hacked and hundreds of explicit photos are now out
there. Maybe like the Ashley Madison hack, it will include
subscribers names too. Ha Ha.
According to Dr. Phil she’s not even ratchet. I guess he offered some kind of mediation between her and her mom which they agreed to. When they came in for the session once they realized that there were no cameras and no audience it was like the scene from Malibu’s Most Wanted when the gangstas broke character.
Old enough to pee old enough for me. Who cares if their balls have not dropped yet. Nothing wrong with befriending non age consenting underwear freaks. Why do you think I became an underwear freak?
When I was at the ripe ole age of 11 my mother had a gay friend. We called him uncle underwear freak. He is the reason why I am now an underwear freak. Thanks uncle underwear freak for showing me the “ropes”
Maybe try a new character/angle? Your ‘comedy’ is weaker than Beast Lightenings’ self-control at Popeyes.
As I said to the bat bitch!
Some men just want to watch the world burn!
Shes gonna have a bunch of new best friends she never knew she had. Enjoy that 1 mil because it gos quick! Shes gonna end up like one of those people who hit the lottery for a few mil and are now living in some dilapidated
trailer park in florabama! Or someone is going to kill her (hoping so) thinking they made a quick score.
This has a Larry Clark movie vive written all over it.
Shes one of those nasty ghetto white bitchs who dye their hair kool aid red and try to pass their self off as spanish bitches. They are worse then the wigga white bitches because they try so much harder to be something they are not. Florida is full of dirty white wanna be spanish bitches like this.
Who would have thot that there was an army of beta simp cucks out there who are into this shit? Its fucking gross and for society to put this trash on a pedestal shows we are doomed!
My only job is to keep my daughter off the pole. They don’t grade fathers but if your daughter is a stripper. You fucked up
This should have been Jaja…
She is not even that hot. Most of my ex girlfriends were better lookers than her at the age of 18 and I am fucking 41. But yah like the Captain said, taking bets she will be dead by 30. I completely agree.
Do not get me wrong I do not date 18 year olds. But we were all 18 and in our 20s and the girls we banged were all cut like diamonds. I have a protocol where I only date +/- 5 years of my age.
I have never been on only fans, but I assume she is just showing off her legal pussy.
I bet she will spend all the money on Gucci shoes, LV hand bags, a C class Benz, and mad coke, crystal meth, fent, H, you name it.
She is NOT smart enough to engage in other drugs, psychedelics, like DMT, LSD, shrooms, and other various research chemicals.
Desperate to achieve premonitionary status, sad edgelord falsely claims proprietary assessment.
This ratchet not only monetized her 15 mins, she actually has a decent rap career (by decent I mean she had hits and colabs).
Sounds like Turd Boy is jealous. In like almost 10 years, he has come full circle to saying “thank you X” for when they drop a $10 in his digital bucket. Has thrown his own fans under the bus and has no credibility. I mean this is the guy that said f u to all Trump supporters. Same guy that boasted of being a party boy in Umass with all the underage drinking… the with a straight face telling a judge he is a reporter and would report on anyone giving underage girls alcohol… same guy who lambasted a corrupt lady cop, to then being her publishing tool….
Betcha BBJ will be a guest blogger in a couple of years
Gov. Charlie Baker rolled up his sleeve Tuesday to get his first COVID-19 vaccination shot at the Hynes Convention Center mass vaccination site.
“The process was quick and easy and I feel fine,” Baker said shortly after getting a Pfizer shot.
Baker, 64, had repeatedly said that he would not cut the line to get inoculated against the coronavirus that has dominated his work for the last 13 months. He became eligible for the vaccine on March 22 and said his experience obtaining a vaccine through the state’s preregistration system is proof that “the process is working.”
“I preregistered, was notified last week that I was now eligible to make an appointment, and I did. And so far, I feel great,” he said.
I’m the Governor but I’m also a guy like anyone else in Massachusetts whose wife wants me to wear ladies’ panties!
It started one weekend when we went away to Florida for a family emergency and she removed my underwear from my suitcase. When I realized this I was disappointed, she quickly suggested that I wear a pair of her underwear. I am not homophobic and view this as personal growth. If I can get the vaccine as Governor wearing my wife’s underwear, anybody can safely get this vaccine.
Since then, she has ordered me to wear both panties and stockings when we go out, and on weekends she wants to dress me completely, makeup, dresses and Brazillian waxing. I must wear a pink nightgown and panty set that she makes me buy on line.
The state crossed the 1.5 million residents fully vaccinated threshold on Tuesday with 1,530,080 people who have either received both Pfizer or Moderna shots or the one-dose Johnson and Johnson vaccine.
“You may have side effects downstairs, that is just a sign that vaccine is taking,” Baker said. I have also agreed to let my wife peg me and eat my booty. Now I feel completely comfortable kissing her knowing my booty flakes were on her lips.
As I always say, ust be thankful neither of you are Indian. In India this fetish is becoming all too common, and it is pleasurable. I’m sure you can understand why. I often stink because of the fIndian curry I eat, and I have hygiene issues and dermatitis much like a dog’s skin infection but I have powered through this vaccination.
You’re a fruitcake
Governor Charlie Parker is giving all of us a lesson in leadership.
WCVB practically creamed their pants with excitement over this stunning and brave act by the Governor.
wtf
In fairness this one wasn’t hard to call.
Who the fuck really pays to look at something like that? I can’t believe it with the free shit all over the internet someone would pay that! Even better go find some good old fashioned Hustler’s discarded in the woods. More thrilling.
Our culture, republic, and society are officially dead.
Does this mean she now has to give up her food stamps and Obamaphone?
$1,030,703.43
Is dat enuff 4 an overdose sheeit? Dead by monday lol.
JaJa could have been her
Why are you idiots enticing that jaja crazy bitch and others. I am as tired of her as I am of those taking the bait.
Disgruntled teachers are swarming this blog. Spellcheck, one, two!
Wheres the Luis Barboza Uber when you need him…..From the gorilla glue spook, dr phils retard prodigy, to the loser vice president and 47 years in office failure who is now president. Looks like America isn’t about merit but more the bigger the fucking loser the larger the win…
Let me be perfectly clear, you had me at “sexualizing children” mmmmmm ohhh….. c’mon man what the hell is going on! no nudes?
Joe, the staff at the Office of Management and Budget is livid! They have the receipts that you signed up at the “Emperors Club” level for this tramp. That’s 1 million dollars charged to the Stimulus Program, they don’t think they are doing to be able to hide this from Fox News for long!
Unstable, Ginger woman that is redundant.
I THINK ALL N!GGERS SHOULD BE SLAUGHTERED, EVERYONE OF THE WORTHLESS SUB-SPECIES
I could find work on Onlyfans, it would be just me wearing a strapon, fucking whites and Asians in the ass all day long.
And alot like my job now.
But unfortunately I can only “verbal” fuck them in the Ass.
You sound hot.
I’ll pay you $20 to use a strapon with me.
I should pay you more, but the religious group I was born into are notorious cheap.
This could have been JaJa.
I’d let her drop a brown rag doll on my chest.
Hello Bob! How are you and your gorgeous Trans doing?
She is hot. I would eat her butt
According to records, Joseph McCrimons was held on a first-degree manslaughter charge at Sing Sing Correctional Facility in Westchester County from 1995 to 2003.G.N.Miller/NYPost
A 9-year-old Brooklyn girl whose mom and two half-sisters were fatally gunned down by her dad hid in a closet and wept to a 911 operator, “Daddy was coming over for my birthday — and he shot people.’’
The stricken child’s “heartbreaking’’ emergency call was placed amid the bloodshed that occurred during the little girl’s birthday party in Brownsville on Monday night, NYPD Chief of Detectives James Essig told reporters Tuesday.
Also, where can I meet me some 14 yr. olds?
Poser bitch, TB will be showcasing you for your deviant proclivities soon
But keep up the good work, I like it!
Catch er outside
By JD Salinger
Want to bet she doesn’t save any of that to pay her taxes? Her Instagram will be loaded with photos of her blowing it all, because saving for the future is what smart people do.
No worries, I’ll find my own pet pavement ape and get Jahliajia’d before I’m 19.
Now that she’s 18, I would consider jerking off on her face and tits. I would make sure to get really close to her face too so that every other stroke ends up being a punch to her jaw. I would probably follow it up with a liter’s worth of garlic and asparagus tinged urine to her mouth just so she doesn’t get too uppity.
But there’s no way my dick would go anywhere inside that coal burner.
Boomer says you can jerk off for free, why pay for it. X Hamster for me!
So….she’s 18 now. Which means four years ago she was, what? 13? 14? That’s sexualizing a child, buddy. What was the point of this blog again?
If it walks like a hoe, talks like a hoe and looks like a hoe…ITS A HOE.
Nice try looser.
I would take you a lot more seriously if you could spell simple words like “loser”. “Looser” is what your mother’s anus became after I was done with her. But, I suppose if you could do that….you wouldn’t be a fan of Turtleboy and his atrocious spelling and grammar.
Oh sorry lOOOOSER
Sad. I hope she finds God. But I still respect her more than Samantha Meier.
You hope she finds god? You mean the god of Abraham the Iraqi, Moses the Egyptian, John the Syrian Baptist; the god of the Jooz that demands foreskins and blood sacrifices? That god sounds like a Muslim brotherhood recruitment poster.
That’s really the solution to society’s ills: the Joo god of the goat fucking Middle Easterners.
I bet she’s broke as Coke smoke in less than a year. Diagos new house says so.
X,” as fans call him, confirmed to “The Breakfast Club” that he has 15 children with nine different women in total. At the time, he was unsure if all of his offspring had ever met.
“Some of them have met others. I ain’t a total piece of s – – t,” he told the radio show. “I ain’t have kids in the same county. Yeah, I slipped up. I got a few in New York; I got a few in Cali.”
Just wait for the next crap to happen. DMX is braindead. Odds are he never had a will drafted. Or a living will/health care proxy. So it will be a fight now between the hospital and his “next of kin” (whomever that might be), to get him off life support. And the baby mommas will start fighting it out like a WWF Battle Royal to see who gets the leftover scraps. Next TMX episode after they give you the latest update on the “cach me outside, how bout dat” ebonics millionaire.
that support them, have long Derek Chauvin’s lead defense attorney Eric Nelson played a video for the court on Monday that appears to show his client was kneeling on George Floyd’s shoulder — not his neck.
Black Lives Matter, and the mainstream media journalists claimed that the officer was kneeling on the 46-year-old drug addict’s neck.
Nelson asked Minneapolis Police Chief Medaria Arradondo if he was familiar with the concept of “camera perspective bias” before playing two different angles of footage from the scene.
The two videos he played were from teenager Darnella Frazier and the police bodycam footage from former Officer Alexander Kueng. In the video recorded by Frazier, the angle makes it appear that the officer’s knee is on Floyd’s neck, however, in the body camera footage from the same exact time, you can clearly see that his knee is on the criminal’s shoulder.
Would you agree that from the perspective of Officer Kueng’s body camera it appeared Officer Chauvin’s knee was more on Mr. Floyd’s shoulder blade?” Nelson asked Arradondo.
“Yes,” Arradondo responded.
The 2020 election proved, courts throw out video proof and eye-witness testimony. You need an emotional con job to win in court
I love me some 14 yr. olds!
Same. Got a shipping container of about a dozen of them coming in today.
Poser Bitch
Dead by 30.
Bets?
Casual Observation:
30? I’ll take the under at any odds.
I did only-fans for a few months, for some reason nobody liked my 7″ penis, my beer belly and my Ass.
I loved it!
….call me crazy…but l think she’s got it going on. She’ll make her $$ and then retire….
I would be a year worth of her onlyfan membership that Aidan is already a fan.
After all, he is already disseminating child porn, idiot.
Proud of the blacks for being able to budget and set aside a few stimulus dollars for this skanks onlyfans.
Another Dr Phill star is Dick Masterson who runs a badass podcast. He trolled him hard on live tv saying men are better than women and pushing his book with the same name.
C’mon Aiden, she’s a kindred soul, both of you are both trashy idiots who have monetized being talentless.
Only difference being she made $1,000,000 in a day and you made minus 12 cents.
Also, no one is suing her.
Oh also, she probably doesn’t want to kill herself. I mean, she’s a freaking millionaire!
That’s gotta hurt Aiden, she’s already made more $$$ in one day than you have in your whole life!
But hey, you were “right”. So you got that going on.
Meanwhile you make pennies on the hour for your impotent attempt at being a journalist.
Dead at 24.
Oxygen returned to the grid.
One of the saddest things about teaching in the hood was having young girls like she once was in your class. You don’t even need a Chrystal ball to see how it ends up.
Bad parents and the culture…the fuckin urban culture. Listening to kids like her speak is worse than cleaning the cat litter box.
You were a teacher, yet you misspelled crystal…go figure
That’s your wife’s name, isn’t it…Chrystal?
I’ll attribute that one to the smart phone autofill…I sext with your wife all the time.
Cuck
Don’t be jealous.
I’m sure that “blog” thing of yours is doing just as well.
(((Danielle Bregoli))) is a half J£W.
Ill be comong for her before her 21st birthday…muahahaha
…no white people are running for Mayor of Boston.
…buh-bye Boston Latin School
It’s going to be a shithole. Look at how things turned out in Providence. Can’t wait for the gun battles outside courthouses.
Homework is racist plus you dont need good grades and high SAT scores to get into good colleges.
Who speaks Latin anyway?
Maya Echols, a prominent Black Lies Matter activist, threatened that cities will be “on fire” if Derek Chauvin is not convicted. — “If George Floyd’s murderer is not sentenced, just know that all hell is gonna break loose. Don’t be surprised when buildings are on fire. Just saying,” Echols threatened in a since-deleted video.
People are afraid of another installment of Beneath the Planet of the Apes, as we had when the cops were acquitted at the Rodney King trial. The lawless mob of negros have already signaled they will go on another looting and rioting bender if Chauvin isn’t crucified.
Should have picked our own cotton…..
I think youc have the floyd riots confused with the brown riots. The floyd rioters were mainly pale skins the brown rioters well they were brown and one of the rioters mothers came out to smacked the fuck out him for being such a ignorant moron. Apparently alot of white people suck at raising responsible kids that respect private property.
Another fat, lesbian, communist bitch who doesn’t care about black people.
Longtime Democrat Alcee Hastings, the dean of the Florida congressional delegation, died Tuesday after being diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in 2019, two leadership sources confirmed. He was 84.
Hastings started his career as a civil rights attorney and was nominated by former President Carter in 1979 as a federal judge in Florida. Nearly a decade later, he was impeached by the House for bribery and perjury and convicted by the Senate, making him only the sixth federal judge in U.S. history to be ousted from office by the Senate.
I’ll drink to that!
Shit, I feel old. I literally have no idea who this is but I can see she is ugly as sin. And she made $1 million getting bareass on some porn site? Gotta love America! Even though Dementia Joe and Kuntzilla are trying to run it into the ground, some ugly skank can make serious coin by shaking ass.
Sorry Unc, but you didn’t have to be Nostradamus to see this coming after watching her Dr. Phil appearance. Pretty much everyone said she’d be doing porn at 18.
I thought so many people cried poverty and demanded a “liveable wage”, but then all the fuckheads are out there giving money hand over fist to bitches like this on onlyfans.
Your grandchildren’s future wealth allocated to this in the name of “COVID relief” …. This girl will burn through this money before her 20th birthday and will be mentioned on TB once again for some other ratchet behavior.
She’ll probably be the next waraq rapper, jumping out of garbage cans. Clearly, she’s as talented as any of the current lineup. And she’s flashing Benjamin’s, not dolla dolla bills, yo.