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This is the most accurate headline I’ve ever seen:
In fairness, I can’t remember a day when there wasn’t thousands of washed up clams causing a horrible stench on Revere Beach. That’s not news, it’s just another Wednesday at the north shore’s official raw dog mating ground. That place has reeked of rancid clambox since nineteen dickety two!!
There’s no way in hell whoever wrote this headline didn’t do this on purpose. It’s absolutely brilliant. Perhaps the greatest double entendre of all time. Well done Fox News. Well done.