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Fox 25 News Put Together The Most Amazing And Accurate Headline About Washed Up Clams Stinking Up Revere Beach Today

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This is the most accurate headline I’ve ever seen:

In fairness, I can’t remember a day when there wasn’t thousands of washed up clams causing a horrible stench on Revere Beach. That’s not news, it’s just another Wednesday at the north shore’s official raw dog mating ground. That place has reeked of rancid clambox since nineteen dickety two!!

More recently we’ve profiled some chicks who’ve left some REAL raunchy snail trails in or around Revere Beach. I swear, it wasn’t Lee Marie Pastore or the Lezzy Cheesehogs this time!!

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There’s no way in hell whoever wrote this headline didn’t do this on purpose. It’s absolutely brilliant. Perhaps the greatest double entendre of all time. Well done Fox News. Well done.

10 Comment(s)
  • Chester
    September 21, 2018 at 3:06 pm

    Way back in the late 1940’s and early 50’s, there were plans afoot to make Revere Beach “The Miami Beach” of the North. We all see how that turned out. Now they’re building condo’s and apartment buildings that cost $2000.00 a month to rent. Too bad the residents won’t be able to open their windows because of the clam stench coming off the beach.

  • Judge dread
    September 21, 2018 at 10:41 am

    I bet a dollar that when that prego’s kid can walk he will be wearing kids air Jordan’s and a flat brimmed bulls hat. And the father will be absent, probably in county for fentayl dealing.

  • Eewww
    September 21, 2018 at 6:55 am

    Put the shirt down and cover that shit! That is NOT a “cute” pregnant belly that’s just a big ol gut. Nasty looking. Her belly button looks three inches deep imagine what could be lurking in that hole…

  • Joe Namath
    September 21, 2018 at 4:21 am

    “Is that a 50’s Lena Dunham lookalike with a protruding nipple sitting there in the sand? I just want to kiss you.”

  • Y
    September 21, 2018 at 12:19 am

    Jay it’s a faahhhkin clam, dude.
    Ya Khed, let’s trade it to the meth puppet for some jonnies and shit.
    You know, like, maybe we’ll get a lil reciprocities

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 21, 2018 at 12:14 am

    Put the lid back on that cottage cheese factory…gross.

    • Y
      September 21, 2018 at 12:37 am

      She got the hot Air Max, though.
      Too bad her boyfriend looks like the Malden Meth Muppet.

      • ncfoothillbilly
        September 21, 2018 at 12:29 pm

        Her lezzie bean gf looks like she’s going through chemo.

      • Akihito
        September 21, 2018 at 11:56 pm

        dieselfriend you mean

  • Art R.
    September 20, 2018 at 11:41 pm

    Did they find any brown starfish?

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