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This Revere Stripper From Everett Just Made The Most Ratchet, Racially Confused Video Of All Time Where She Brags About Selling Drugs, Whoopin Ass, And “Pussy Poppin”

This Revere Stripper From Everett Just Made The Most Ratchet, Racially Confused Video Of All Time Where She Brags About Selling Drugs, Whoopin Ass, And “Pussy Poppin”

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Meet Lee-Marie Pastore from Everett:

As you can see, the savage life chose her, and thus she is a stripper at the Squire Lounge in the steaming pile of debauchery and traffic known as Revere. Her stripper names are Faith and Boston, and she recently made one of the most ratchet, racially confused videos of all time. It takes place in what appears to be the dressing room at work. And until now I didn’t realize you could have bare titties on Youtube. But since Turtleboy Sports is a family feminist blog, we will not be posting the FULL video, complete with two of the saggiest floppy jalopies you’ve ever seen. You can only find that version on Youtube. I’m not saying you can watch it by clicking here, but if you did click on that link, your ratchet quota for the day would be fully satisfied.

Anyway, we edited the video a little bit, so you can still see and hear this soursnatch kid in all her glory, without having to subject yourself to seeing her north shore flapjacks:

As you can see, she is celebrating her latest accomplishment:

I just whooped your ass bitch.” 

Not sure who she’s referring to, but I think it’s safe to say that this fight began when both of these glorious creatures tried to take out the last copy of Crime and Punishment at the Revere Public Library.

Then she taunts her opponent some more:

“How’s your hair bitch? You gotta fuck mad n words to be where you need to be, bitch!!”

It’s true. We all can’t rags-to-riches success stories like Lee-Marie Pastore, who started off at Dunkin Donuts and grow up to be strippers at the Squire Club.

Some people can’t advance that far in life based solely on their merits, and thus they are forced to “fuck mad n words to be where they need to be.” The American dream is a myth

This was the mic drop:

“At the end of the day I’m a real ass bitch. I pop pussy. I sell drugs. I do what the fuck you can’t do my n word.”

Question – does this look like a fake ass bitch who DOESN’T pop pussy, sell drugs, or do what other competing ratchets can’t do?

Didn’t think so. That chick there pops pussy and sells drugs like it’s going out of style.

She even had one of her coworkers set her up with a softball question:

“I heard you fucked up four bitches?”

“Four bitches, not one. But four my n word.”

So obviously Lee-Marie Pastore has accomplished a lot in life. She’s also capable of magic:

“I don’t even have a dick bitch, and I just fucked your throat my n word.”

I didn’t even know that was possible, but I guess when you’re in Revere all bets are off.

Oh, and she cooks:

“I got that sauce, I got that marinara. Bitch just got fucked by a n word who don’t have a dick. She should’ve told you not to fuck with a real one m n word.”

Although I’m pretty sure you don’t want any sort of sauce that comes out of Lee-Marie Pastore’s meat wallet.

If you get a lap dance from her I’d highly recommend a quick run through the car wash afterwards. Just sayin.

Anyway, we hope to hear back from Lee-Marie when she inevitably reads our blog, and we’d love to have her on the Turtleboy Live show Friday night so she can regale us with more of her urban adventures!!

 

 

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29 Comment(s)
  • Lee Carderelli
    February 22, 2018 at 3:12 pm

    I miss my pussy poppin friend Lea Marie. She is still swinging it on the brass pole, but it hasnt been in Revere for awhile. Last I heard she was doing the Vegas stretch with a dude named Fro-zone. Froz laid out some quality Peruvian flakee tat set my mind to 10-100 in 30 seconds, fuck I was hgih as fuck that night. LM man she was a pussy poppin as usual. No bitch, I mean no bitch would even go near her, but there she was, getting all the attention. Them black chicks there that night were fucking wild jealous. I hope she makes it on the Vegas strip, she desrves it, hard worker that one.

  • Kimberly Bussey
    May 18, 2017 at 2:51 am

    I’m from Revere, I mean, generations deep. My great grandfather and his brother found themselves on a work boat from Newfoundland, and wound up in Beachmont. They built two beautiful houses on a private beach in a town with very few people. Now, that town is a city. The two houses are still standing, and owned and occupied by my family. The quiet Billow Ave is a time capsule in a rapidly expanding world. Million dollar condos litter what was empty lots. My family’s houses still stand, like parents to their children.

    I grew up on this quaint hill called Beachmont. It’s the sweeter part of Revere where others, like me, are generations deep. Their grandparents grew up with my grandparents. Our parents grew up together. We, inevitabley, grew up together. We all come from little family houses hidden between million dollar condos. We eat at Beachmont Roast Beef, and get pasteries at Torretta’s. We remember Previte’s, and when Shaw’s was Ceretini’s (sp?). This is our home.

    The opiate epidemic has hit Revere just as hard as the rest of New England. Many of my friends and family have gotten caught up, including myself. I have eight and a half years clean, but too many aren’t as fortunate. At least one friend a month from my quaint, little beachside hill moves unceremoniously into the spirit realm. I have become desensitized to this heavy loss. I attend the funerals of friends who are far too young to be in eternal slumber. The last of us “Beachmont kids” huddle one friend short with teary, swollen eyes. We have already said the, “I can’t believe this”, and “I wish I had more time”. We all think the same thing: Who is next? Our parents console each other. The loss is always great. Beachmont is a big family: generations deep.

    I no longer live on that quiet little hill. My parents do, as does my grandmother, and many aunts, uncles and cousins. I return with my two sons to visit, but I never stay too long. Although my great memories a far more, the grip of sad memories is too much at times. I drive by the houses of people who no longer live, let alone live there. Their parents mourn the loss in the same house as their parents.

    This girl whom the article is about is not a true reflection of Revere. She’s an unfortunate soul who I can only hope finds peace in her path. Are there “ratchet” poeople in Revere. Absolutely. However, most Revere citizens are good people who work hard, and look out for each other.

    • Erk Wundersom
      July 28, 2017 at 8:11 pm

      This is such BS. Lea is solid peoples. So what, she got a lot rambunctious after a throw down, WHO DOESN”T??!! She may dance, but run her record, she has never been arrested, will do anything for a friend. The drug thing was just lip. she doesnt turn tricks or rob people. All the actual scum out there and you what, get on her for her looks?. She’s beautiful person inside and out. I’d take Lea before 10s of 1000s in the greater bostooon area. Power up Lea-Marie Pastone, you are the MF bomb!

      • John Dough
        July 28, 2017 at 8:40 pm

        ^^^^this guy must be one of her Johns

        • erk wundersome
          July 28, 2017 at 9:01 pm

          Nien there big guy, I go out with a GF of hers. likes i said, she doesnt hook man, get your shyt straight. Dont give fuck what u think, I know her shes solid. bailed my dumb arse out of the MPD one night from a beef. Quintcy dude here , where u from puffer, P-town? lmmfao. Check it LeaM, say we invite this creaming puff for a blanket party, dance this MF outside. Me gladly tcob, you can spatz after.

          • John Dough
            July 28, 2017 at 9:24 pm

            I’m sorry, I dont speak Retardese.

  • Bon
    May 17, 2017 at 11:56 pm

    Wow, I think thats totally disgusting. Time to shower. She looks so proud of herself too. What the hell does most of what she said mean????? SHE IS NOT A SPOKESPERSON for Revere AT ALL. That is not who we are.

  • White Pride White Power
    May 17, 2017 at 9:50 pm

    Thanks for the tip, TB. Social Security payment just arrived- I’m heading to the Squire! But first things first… CVS for Viagra!

  • Rhondie
    May 17, 2017 at 8:17 pm

    She is disgusting!!!! Good choice for a nasty ads ratchet TBS!!!

  • Smfh
    May 17, 2017 at 5:46 pm

    I wish I could unsee that disgrace.

  • Gtizzle
    May 17, 2017 at 5:40 pm

    What does it take to fix a “popped pussy?” Is that covered under warranty?

    • Turd Burglestein
      May 18, 2017 at 4:38 pm

      Bitch needs a couple cans of fix-a-flat for those titties.

  • Ratchet Watching is fun
    May 17, 2017 at 5:14 pm

    The YouTube flapjack tits mcnasty Vid was already taken down… (sad face) Hate when I’m late to the party….
    Just kidding four seconds into her adventures in world star and I wanted to blow my brains out. This is gonna be bad… this is gonna be so so bad it’s good. I, for one, CANNOT WAIT!

  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    May 17, 2017 at 5:01 pm

    Trashy-ass bitch. When I was a dancer I was the only one in all the clubs that didn’t need to get high or look like I was a dirty fucking addict. This pathetic trash bag looks like the worst I have ever seen. She probably scrapes, too, judging by those nasty teeth. Guys, a little note to you: It’s probably not worth the extra five bucks.

    I bet this hooker is around 26 years of age, since her druggie skin only makes her appear between 39 to 42.

  • Princeza Groupie
    May 17, 2017 at 3:25 pm

    She’s a disgrace to the industry. Not even in the same league as the number one top star.

  • Done
    May 17, 2017 at 2:58 pm

    Hmm but what about the white trash slut brittney groux that she fought from everett who bought her body from dr miami so she could fuck numerous rappers and ball players and never be with her son? You might not like leahs personality but shes a good person n good friend unlike the girl whos ass she beat that will take any black dick in her that pays enough..poor brittney..wheres her soon? Probably dont want him bc she had him in her white days…damn she really had to send you info..she couldnt just take the loss? She was videotapin girls in the club and not tipping like a broke bumb bitch. She got beat up for refusing to delete videos..simple

    • Ratchet Watching is fun
      May 17, 2017 at 5:16 pm

      Say what now?

    • Chip Striker
      May 17, 2017 at 5:56 pm

      You and your ratchet friends should just kill yourselves. The world would be better off.

    • Rhondie
      May 17, 2017 at 8:19 pm

      You’re as much an idiot as your so called friend. I would never want that nasty, snuggle tooth twat as my friend.

  • Wtf
    May 17, 2017 at 1:39 pm

    Ratchet speak confuses me more every single day. What the actual fuck was that?

  • May 17, 2017 at 1:10 pm

    you know i had to use that link since you put it there! i’d be madder but halfway thru just stated laughing,couldn’t help it! difficult at this time to determine who “my nigga” is but if they indeed exist i feel sorry for them,they need a bug zapper or the world’s biggest flyswatter for this ig-gnat

  • Murt Burful
    May 17, 2017 at 1:06 pm

    There is nothing remotely attractive about this girl. I can’t believe the squire has stooped this low to having this skank beast flop her hepatitis infected snatch all over the stage. This is the quality that you would expect at the now defunct King Arthur’s or offering $20 hum jobs on union st in lynn

  • CakeEGoodness
    May 17, 2017 at 12:47 pm

    Love the heroin/oxy bags under her dead eyes! Anyone up for a deadpool bet, I foresee her being worm food w/in 2 years if she’s not arrested & locked away for more than 18 months. Even if she does get put up in the hoosegow, she’ll be a goner “fo’ shizzle” w/in 5 years. Step right up & place you bets! Winna winna chiggun dinna… Also, isn’t it against the law to popcats? Those poor kitties. Someone needs to sick those PeTA savages on her azz!

  • Duke Westwood
    May 17, 2017 at 12:09 pm

    She literally just made her case for next years ratchet tournament! Just transcribe that video… at least a 3 seed…

  • K. Lastima
    May 17, 2017 at 11:59 am

    Yikes

  • mystressovmayhem
    May 17, 2017 at 11:19 am

    Ok, well I guess during our next sexual escapades, I will have to tell my Husband “To make sure he pops my pussy.” Sounds interesting.
    I’m always amazed at the quality of those who end up on Turtleboy. Such fine, upstanding citizenry!
    Yes their speech patterns and vocabulary are limited, but they almost always are “For real” 100!
    I give this savage credit though, at least she’s owning up to her heathen ways and crimes.
    Maybe we should hook her up with Mambo number 5 in Worcester. She could share her balls with him, and as he is a “pussy” perhaps she could “pop him too”?

  • The Executioner
    May 17, 2017 at 10:48 am

    I totally puked in my mouth…thanks TBS. Didn’t want to see that.

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