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Fraud Gorman Is Posting About How She’s Resisting Urge To Commit Suicide Now That She’s Been Exposed As A Race Cheater Because All She Knows How To Do Is Lie

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UPDATE: Skyrunning has completely cut ties with Maude Gorman. Seven Seas is refusing to. 

Earlier today we published this blog about Fraud Gorman finally being caught cheating in an ultra-marathon.

Just read that post she put after the race now that you know she didn’t run the race. Think of the level of batshit crazy you have to be to write all of that:

“I am so incredibly proud of myself for pushing through and giving it my all even when I thought it may be impossible. Ever race I try to show myself what I’m made of, and today I definitely accomplished that goal.”

She knew when she wrote those words that she didn’t finish the race. She knew she was a cheater and a fraud. She started it off by saying she was too afraid to try this feat, but she once again overcame her fears and did the unthinkable. She even detailed her pacing for the race and how she was inspired by a phone call to a friend that kept her from quitting. Do you realize how nutso you have to be to go to all that trouble just to get some Instagram likes?

We asked turtle riders what her next move would be now that she’s officially been outed as a liar. Would she, a) delete and retreat, or b) victimize herself and double down. I think we all knew it would be the latter. Right on cue……..

Yup, she’s suicidal now. Don’t worry though, she’s not really gonna kill herself, she’s just looking for what she’s always looking for – attention. And as usual she got exactly what she wanted from her idiot followers….

All except the one turtle rider blowing up her spot who will probably be blocked any minute now like we are on IG.

“You really are an inspiration.”

That was what this psychopath needed to hear after what was probably a really, really bad day. You gotta give it to her – she knows how to play these people. She got on CNN and TMZ for crying out loud. She’s a feminist national hero, and it’s all just a bunch of lies.

Next month she’s supposed to go to Scotland and represent our country at the Skyrunning Championships. Her trip there is being sponsored by Seven Seas Roasting Company, who she is the spokesperson for. Do NOT give Seven Seas a bunch of one star reviews on their Facebook page since they’re choosing to support this woman moving forward.

UPDATE: Skyrunning has completely cut ties with Maude Gorman. Seven Seas is refusing to. 

Don’t worry though, even if they do cut ties with Dumb Ol’ Maude it will just be another obstacle for her to overcome on IG for some likes.

36 Comment(s)
  • MrSmiley
    August 9, 2018 at 9:55 am

    Check out seven seas website. She is no longer there haaaahaa

  • vicxh
    August 9, 2018 at 9:38 am

    Looks like she got caught good on this one. I was giving her a pass on the #metoo + rape antics but now it looks like she is taking the lies to further lows.

    I am wondering if she is going to apply to State Police though. Maybe the next Leigha?

    We all know how this ends – she will be the girl friend of a rich 70 year old or working at a company where she provides benefits to the superiors.

  • From seven seas
    August 9, 2018 at 8:34 am

    Seven Seas Roasting Co. We hear you and your voice is heard. Like you, we expect others to maintain the same standards we hold ourselves to, such as sticking to the assigned race course, being honest with race times, and treating others with compassion — even when our teammates fall down.

    Because of this, we have removed Maude from the team pending further investigation.

    In our experience, Maude has been a truly remarkable character: having helped clean the beaches here in San Diego, completing some of the most grueling workouts we have ever seen, and spreading the message that “United, we stand. Divided, we fall.”

  • ncfoothillbilly
    August 9, 2018 at 7:06 am

    Seven Seas has, apparently, dropped her from sponsorship.

    • Fawn Lebowitz
      August 9, 2018 at 7:56 am

      Yup, she’s been shit-canned by SSR. Her ambassador profile has been removed from the website even…..fucking fraud. Good riddance.
      As usual….play stupid games, win stupid prizes. When you lie and cheat, plaster social media with it all, then are dumb enough to get caught, you deserve what you get.
      Hey Maude….enjoy that big ol’ cup of free Seven Seas Extra Dark Roast this morning, you’ll be paying for it next week!!

    • Lou P
      August 9, 2018 at 10:20 am

      Yes, the company has made the appropriate and smart move to drop her.
      I had emailed the company and they wrote back (with the exact same message).
      Good for them.
      TurtleboySports is the best.

  • ames1049
    August 9, 2018 at 12:20 am

    Never heard of her before. Probably never will again. Nobody is going to care or notice if she off’s herself or not.

  • Crazy CT Bitch
    August 8, 2018 at 11:06 pm

    She is probably banging or banged someone affiliated with Seven Seas!

  • gfldgadfly
    August 8, 2018 at 10:53 pm

    Time to set up a track day on tb live. Get her on to run laps around the track at Holmdel High with some inspirational music and her fake ig friends cheering her on (don’t take up the poops first) . Clock her lame ass on 50 miles.
    That will be a long show. And boring. Until she collapses on mile three from an acute attack of narcissism and has to be revived with “likes”. Then it will get interesting.

  • Marty Walsh
    August 8, 2018 at 10:41 pm

    she needs her face covered with baby batter

  • TortugaNiño
    August 8, 2018 at 10:22 pm

    she is the female version of your stereotypical “stolen valor” bro.i think shes even crazier tho. She will go into hiding or whatever but always find new people to peddle her lies to. She will undoubdetly be one of those over tanned diva women with smeared lipstick and a shaved cat who smokes her ciggarettes in a plastic holder while wearing a robe and slippers lined with pink fur.Telling anyone who will listen stories of her “glory days” as a beauty queen. SAD!

  • SuckmyTEETMaude
    August 8, 2018 at 9:24 pm

    I reviewed both companies 1 star (which is too high but you can’t comment otherwise smh they really need a 0 stars rating available, am I right? ) against your better advice not to *wink wink*. I’m personally just very big on HONESTY. I DESPISE PATHALOGICAL & CONVULSIVE LIARS!!! Maude using rape, the #metoo movement and now stealing podiums from real athletes? Hell no your. Lying has gone TOO FAR this time little. Girl. Enough is enough, tuck your tail between your legs and go to the pound cuz the dog show needs AUTHENTIC winners!!! Coward

  • The Doctor
    August 8, 2018 at 8:58 pm

    Borderline Personality Disorder
    Or in her world, it’s all black or white, no grey.

  • Jackie
    August 8, 2018 at 7:55 pm

    Actually just checked the us skyrunning fb page and they expelled her!!

  • Jackie
    August 8, 2018 at 7:54 pm

    Someone needs to send the race people this link! Once they find out shes a cheater, hopefully they’ll drop her ass!! She dont deserve that spot! Someone honest who actually works their ass off deserves it!!

  • Captain Trips
    August 8, 2018 at 7:30 pm

    She’ll be making bukkake vids with multiple black males in no time at all

  • whatevuh
    August 8, 2018 at 6:45 pm

    Keep pushing TB you never know when to stop do you?

    • Finn
      August 8, 2018 at 8:39 pm

      Whatevuh,

      “Keep pushing TB you never know when to stop do you?”

      That’s rich. Kettle meet pot. Is there any end to *her* shamelessness? Is there any end to her self-promotion and self-righteousness?? Is there anything she *hasn’t* lied about doing, experienced or being outraged about?

      TB is spot-on to expose her bullshit as long as she continues to publish and use her bullshit to further her career. Stop thinking with your dick. She’s not going to fuck you (or maybe she will – who knows).

      Get Fucked,
      Finn

      • whatevuh
        August 9, 2018 at 6:44 pm

        You are so self righteous, you make me sick, who gives you moral authority over me ass hat?

  • Maudernliving
    August 8, 2018 at 6:32 pm

    I hope you all will subscribe to my Youtube where I work out in Yoga pants. Luv ya winks..

  • Y
    August 8, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Damn, I thought she deactivated her accounts, but it’s obvious (now) that I was just blocked… time to make some burner accounts…

  • Brad P.
    August 8, 2018 at 6:04 pm

    Possible Turtle graveyard?

  • Kevin Cullen
    August 8, 2018 at 5:50 pm

    I was there, & can even remember the smell her crotch sweat, it’s something I will never forget.

    • The Gorton’s Fisherman
      August 8, 2018 at 8:05 pm

      I’d buy that scent in a bottle!
      Maude’s Caude?
      Mod’s Cod?
      Low Tide?

  • TJB
    August 8, 2018 at 5:30 pm

    This lady is a mental case. I know…i almost married one just like her. She will LIE about anything and everything, from putting gas in the car to paying the electric bill.

    • Clitty Litter
      August 8, 2018 at 8:01 pm

      You hit it square my friend.
      Been there, done that.
      When they’re lying about things that don’t matter, there’s a deeper issue.

  • Citypoint
    August 8, 2018 at 5:29 pm

    I predict a cat collection,script of Xanax and a bottle of vodka by age 35.

  • Levin Kynch
    August 8, 2018 at 5:23 pm

    I once ran the Boston Marathon in 10 minutes.

    • M
      August 8, 2018 at 7:32 pm

      I ran from California to Hawaii in an hour. Beat that.

  • Wazzup
    August 8, 2018 at 5:14 pm

    Why do you hate this kid so much?

    • Mr. Pinkie
      August 8, 2018 at 5:53 pm

      Because Maude and Emmalyn are symbolic substitutes for the girls that they could never get dates with in High School. Now from the vantage point of anonymity and a blog they can lash out with impunity. Who cares about these girls? No one with a life.

      Complain, complain, complain about the mob as you lead one.

    • Finn
      August 8, 2018 at 6:49 pm

      “Why do you hate this kid so much?”

      Because she mocks the mentally ill for her own gain. She uses the horrific experiences of gang rape, bullying and other things she knows NOTHING about to push her agenda as a “survivor”. It’s a true slap in the face to true survivors of horrific sexual and physical violence.

      Because she has zero shame lying about winning races, helping the less the fortunate and donating her time to veterans. She is a true scumbag.

      Just because she is [marginally] pretty on the outside, don’t let your dick rule your mind.

      Wake the fuck up.

    • night nurse
      August 8, 2018 at 10:34 pm

      You need to read, ” Without Conscious: The Disturbing World of the Psychopaths Among Us ” by Robert Hare. Once you read this book you will understand what monsters people like Maude really are. Frightening on many levels. They are capable of ANYTHING…
      BTW…Finn, you may have hit the nail on the head, although I don’t see her as a CNA. Psychopaths naturally gravitate to healthcare because they are in a constant position of controlling others, heaven to a psychopath.

  • I'm Back
    August 8, 2018 at 5:07 pm

    She deleted the negative comments on her “Contemplating Suicide” intagram post. they were not even up a half hour…

  • Elmer Fishpaw
    August 8, 2018 at 4:48 pm

    If Maude called and agreed on a meet TB would go in a second. You love her.

  • Tom
    August 8, 2018 at 4:43 pm

    Would love a sepukku from here. Face down in her own organs.

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