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Miss Plymouth County Maude Gorman made headlines last month after pretending to be so offended by a harmless #MeToo joke in a skit at the Miss Massachusetts pageant, that she had to resign her sash in protest.
She claims the joke bothered her so much because she was the victim of a gang rape in Hingham when she was 13. She uses this story to gain sympathy from judges and win these pageants, since she’s so strong for overcoming it and speaking out against sexual violence against women. It’s worked out quite well as she’s gotten national acclaim, has been invited to fancy dinner parties with people like Bob Kraft and Marty Walsh, and received an award from Maura Healey for being an outspoken advocate for women:
Except we found out that the gang rape story was a lie, she got kicked out of various boarding schools for drinking, and she also lied about having cancer as well.
But CNN and the mainstream media ran with this story anyway. Why? Because it fit the right narrative. Strong, independent, woke feminist chick makes huge sacrifice in the name of women everywhere!!
Anyway, we haven’t heard from her in a while, but one of the things people told us about her that we could not prove was that she cheats in her races by cutting the course. People have seen her walking and passed her, only to find out later that she beat them. This is actually a thing we’re good at investigating since we proved a few years ago that the woman who took second place in the 2015 Worcester Firefighter’s 6K had indeed cut that course as well.
But we had no way to prove that Maude cheats in the many Spartan races and ultra-marathons, which she of course does in the most Patriotic way possible.
For the troops!! Soldiers are overseas risking their lives and fighting for our freedom, and she’s at home fighting for them by getting muddy and playing Katniss Everdeen.
Here’s the thing though – she only got into it recently. You don’t just pick up ultra marathon running and start winning races. Unless of course you’re Dumb Ol’ Maude, who is basically superwoman:
Peep the hardware:
She’s so woke and so strong that she doesn’t chase the boys, she beats them!!
And just like her story about being gang raped helped her career in the beauty pageant industry, her accomplishments as an ultra marathon runner have gotten her on the Team USA Skyrunning World Championship team….
And has led to a number of endorsements, including Seven Seas Roasting Company:
Well, two months ago Maude finished second at the Pineland Hills Trail Challenge in Maine:
Except…she didn’t. Turns out she cheated and finally got caught….
So at these races they have checkpoints that logs in when you go through them. When you run long distance races you generally run the same pace, and usually slow down towards the end.
Not Maude though. She gets faster as the race goes on. Not just regular fast either – world record fast. Do you realize how insane 5:17 mile pace is between miles 33 and 44? The women’s record holder at the Boston Marathon ran 5:20 pace. Yet Maude can run faster than that after already completing an entire marathon and working on her second. Sounds about as real as the gang rape.
As Pineland pointed out, they were contacted by other race directors who suspected the same. So it’s not her first time doing it. It’s just her first time getting caught.
Of course she’s not a very good liar either, and gave them conflicting statements. Then she never got back to the race organizers with her Garmin verification (which has GPS and would prove she ran the entire race), because it was all a lie. Just like everything else in her life is. She did the same thing to them that she did to us when we asked her about her inconsistent stories – she ignored them.
How did she think this wouldn’t catch up to her? The way we caught the Firefighter’s 6K cheater back in 2015 was that really fast people blew by her in the final mile. So it made no sense when she was on the podium. And the same thing happened with Dumb Ol’ Maude:
She couldn’t even run a mile and a half without walking. You are not a real runner if you can’t do that, never mind an ultra marathon champion who beats well conditioned and experienced men. Remarkable that she thought this wouldn’t catch up to her.
What’s even more messed up is that Seven Seas Roasting Company is a veteran owned small business in San Diego. They chose her as their spokesperson because she seemed like the whole package. She love Murica, she supports the troops, She puts American flags in veteran’s cemeteries, she’s got a nice toosh, she’s overcome adversity, etc. She lied to them too, and now she has affected their brand. We reached out to Seven Seas Roasting Company for comment but have not heard back. We’ll give it a couple days, but after that we WILL NOT be going to their Facebook page and giving them 1 star reviews if they choose to keep associating with her. Feel free to send them a link to this article so they are made aware and can choose whether or not to continue being represented by this lying, narcissistic bag of poo. Then let them decide what to do.
Anyway, this is pretty much par for the course for Dumb Ol’ Maude. She’s a sheltered little rich girl from Hingham who had everything handed to her in life, but it wasn’t enough. It wasn’t enough that Daddy (who works for the Bruins) got her a gig as an ice girl.
(Kind of weird that Daddy would approve of her daughter being objectified like this, but…feminism)
She lied about winning races for the same reason she lied about being the victim of sexual assault and overcoming it – so people will tell her how brave she is. Maude feeds off of positive reinforcement. It’s why she feels the need to brag about all the wonderful things she does:
It’s why she takes the death of other people and makes it all about her:
It’s why she feels the need to share letters that she allegedly gets from little girls, telling them how inspired they are by her:
It’s why she feels the need to have people take pictures of herself at memorials, so she can receive credit for being so caring and compassionate:
Because without the pictures how would we know she cares? How else would we know about all the volunteering she does?
Newsflash – real volunteers don’t do it for the credit. They do it to help other people.
It’s why she goes to women’s marches and always has to separate herself for photo ops:
Because she has no friends. It’s really sad actually. She lied her entire life, got called out on it, blamed the people who called her out, and then moved on to her next adventure. It’s why she is a high school dropout who had to attend an online high school that she pretended was a real high school. When you go to an online high school you don’t have friends. Your entire world is the Internet. And everything she does is for the approval of strangers on the Internet.
At this point I’m beginning to wonder if she’s lying about the coast guard too….
But we’ll see what comes of this. It will be interesting to see what she does now. Basically she has two options for people like this who we expose:
- Delete everything. That’s what people like Leigha Genduso and Alli Bibaud did because they realized the jig was up.
- Double down and pretend like nothing happened. Maybe even victimize yourself a little. That’s what the Greg Bates of the world do because….what else can they do with their life?
I honestly think she goes with #2. She’s that narcissistic, she hopes this will all blow over, and she assumes she can use her charm to move on to the next group of strangers to manipulate.