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Failed Hingham Beauty Queen Dumb Ol’ Maude Gorman Got Caught Cheating In Ultra-marathon She Won, Just Like She Lied About Being Gang Raped And Having Cancer

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Update: We have contacted Seven Seas Roasting Company on Facebook about this and they have responded by blocking us. Apparently they are electing to stand by this fraud. Their choice.

Miss Plymouth County Maude Gorman made headlines last month after pretending to be so offended by a harmless #MeToo joke in a skit at the Miss Massachusetts pageant, that she had to resign her sash in protest.

Today, I officially resigned from the title of Miss Plymouth County 2018. While I’m grateful for the opportunities that @missamerica creates for young women, I am also internally conflicted; as the #metoo movement was mocked on stage during the final competition of Miss Massachusetts. As both a survivor, and advocate for victims rights and sexual violence on a whole, I refuse to stand idly by and simply “let this go”. Instead, I will stand up for every individual who has ever had the courage to speak out; and for every person who felt liberated by the #metoo movement. I will not allow ANYONE to take away that empowerment and liberation, or make it anything less than what it is: AMAZING. #metoo #missplymouthcounty #nomore #rainn #surviveandthrive

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She claims the joke bothered her so much because she was the victim of a gang rape in Hingham when she was 13. She uses this story to gain sympathy from judges and win these pageants, since she’s so strong for overcoming it and speaking out against sexual violence against women. It’s worked out quite well as she’s gotten national acclaim, has been invited to fancy dinner parties with people like Bob Kraft and Marty Walsh, and received an award from Maura Healey for being an outspoken advocate for women:

Except we found out that the gang rape story was a lie, she got kicked out of various boarding schools for drinking, and she also lied about having cancer as well.

But CNN and the mainstream media ran with this story anyway. Why? Because it fit the right narrative. Strong, independent, woke feminist chick makes huge sacrifice in the name of women everywhere!!

Anyway, we haven’t heard from her in a while, but one of the things people told us about her that we could not prove was that she cheats in her races by cutting the course. People have seen her walking and passed her, only to find out later that she beat them. This is actually a thing we’re good at investigating since we proved a few years ago that the woman who took second place in the 2015 Worcester Firefighter’s 6K had indeed cut that course as well.

But we had no way to prove that Maude cheats in the many Spartan races and ultra-marathons, which she of course does in the most Patriotic way possible.

For the troops!! Soldiers are overseas risking their lives and fighting for our freedom, and she’s at home fighting for them by getting muddy and playing Katniss Everdeen.

Here’s the thing though – she only got into it recently. You don’t just pick up ultra marathon running and start winning races. Unless of course you’re Dumb Ol’ Maude, who is basically superwoman:

Peep the hardware:

She’s so woke and so strong that she doesn’t chase the boys, she beats them!!

Girl power!!

And just like her story about being gang raped helped her career in the beauty pageant industry, her accomplishments as an ultra marathon runner have gotten her on the Team USA Skyrunning World Championship team….

And has led to a number of endorsements, including Seven Seas Roasting Company:

Well, two months ago Maude finished second at the Pineland Hills Trail Challenge in Maine:

Except…she didn’t. Turns out she cheated and finally got caught….

So at these races they have checkpoints that logs in when you go through them. When you run long distance races you generally run the same pace, and usually slow down towards the end.

Not Maude though. She gets faster as the race goes on. Not just regular fast either – world record fast. Do you realize how insane 5:17 mile pace is between miles 33 and 44? The women’s record holder at the Boston Marathon ran 5:20 pace. Yet Maude can run faster than that after already completing an entire marathon and working on her second. Sounds about as real as the gang rape. 

As Pineland pointed out, they were contacted by other race directors who suspected the same. So it’s not her first time doing it. It’s just her first time getting caught.

Of course she’s not a very good liar either, and gave them conflicting statements. Then she never got back to the race organizers with her Garmin verification (which has GPS and would prove she ran the entire race), because it was all a lie. Just like everything else in her life is. She did the same thing to them that she did to us when we asked her about her inconsistent stories – she ignored them.

How did she think this wouldn’t catch up to her? The way we caught the Firefighter’s 6K cheater back in 2015 was that really fast people blew by her in the final mile. So it made no sense when she was on the podium. And the same thing happened with Dumb Ol’ Maude:

She couldn’t even run a mile and a half without walking. You are not a real runner if you can’t do that, never mind an ultra marathon champion who beats well conditioned and experienced men. Remarkable that she thought this wouldn’t catch up to her.

What’s even more messed up is that Seven Seas Roasting Company is a veteran owned small business in San Diego. They chose her as their spokesperson because she seemed like the whole package. She love Murica, she supports the troops, She puts American flags in veteran’s cemeteries, she’s got a nice toosh, she’s overcome adversity, etc. She lied to them too, and now she has affected their brand. We reached out to Seven Seas Roasting Company for comment but have not heard back. We’ll give it a couple days, but after that we WILL NOT be going to their Facebook page and giving them 1 star reviews if they choose to keep associating with her. Feel free to send them a link to this article so they are made aware and can choose whether or not to continue being represented by this lying, narcissistic bag of poo. Then let them decide what to do.

Anyway, this is pretty much par for the course for Dumb Ol’ Maude. She’s a sheltered little rich girl from Hingham who had everything handed to her in life, but it wasn’t enough. It wasn’t enough that Daddy (who works for the Bruins) got her a gig as an ice girl.

Back in my t-shirt tossing days #hanginguptheskates #bruinsicegirls #nhlbruins #hockey

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(Kind of weird that Daddy would approve of her daughter being objectified like this, but…feminism)

She lied about winning races for the same reason she lied about being the victim of sexual assault and overcoming it – so people will tell her how brave she is. Maude feeds off of positive reinforcement. It’s why she feels the need to brag about all the wonderful things she does:

It’s why she takes the death of other people and makes it all about her:

It’s why she feels the need to share letters that she allegedly gets from little girls, telling them how inspired they are by her:

It’s why she feels the need to have people take pictures of herself at memorials, so she can receive credit for being so caring and compassionate:

Because without the pictures how would we know she cares? How else would we know about all the volunteering she does?

I love the outdoors; I love the natural beauty of this earth and all of the people, places, and living things that make it whole. What I don't love is litterbugs, and it breaks my heart to see so many people disrespect this earth. We all have the capacity to throw away whatever it is we choose to consume; please be respectful. With that being said, I still had a lovely time picking up trash on Euclid Ave this morning with San Diego Canyonlands. I may have been asked several times "what I had been arrested for", but I found this was an opportunity to teach others not to judge so quickly. (Plus, even if I had been arrested I would still be performing my civic duty to amend whatever wrong I may have committed). Everyone makes mistakes, be understanding to all and live with an open mind and heart; I hate to see unwarranted judgement towards others. #sandiegocanyonlands #dontlitter #pickupyourtrash

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Newsflash – real volunteers don’t do it for the credit. They do it to help other people.

It’s why she goes to women’s marches and always has to separate herself for photo ops:

Because enough is enough. #womensmarch #advocacy #bethechange #sisterstakeastand

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Because she has no friends. It’s really sad actually. She lied her entire life, got called out on it, blamed the people who called her out, and then moved on to her next adventure. It’s why she is a high school dropout who had to attend an online high school that she pretended was a real high school. When you go to an online high school you don’t have friends. Your entire world is the Internet. And everything she does is for the approval of strangers on the Internet.

At this point I’m beginning to wonder if she’s lying about the coast guard too….

But we’ll see what comes of this. It will be interesting to see what she does now. Basically she has two options for people like this who we expose:

  1. Delete everything. That’s what people like Leigha Genduso and Alli Bibaud did because they realized the jig was up.
  2. Double down and pretend like nothing happened. Maybe even victimize yourself a little. That’s what the Greg Bates of the world do because….what else can they do with their life?

I honestly think she goes with #2. She’s that narcissistic, she hopes this will all blow over, and she assumes she can use her charm to move on to the next group of strangers to manipulate.

40 Comment(s)
  • Publius
    August 9, 2018 at 11:21 pm

    Maura Healey says whats the problem?! the fake narrative, even if built on lies, is all that matters.

  • WeAreFucked
    August 9, 2018 at 8:05 am

    I think you are all missing the point. This girl is actually sick. She is no different than the mentally retarded boy next door who gets picked up for school in that short little bus. In his mind, all is well. In Maude’s mind, all is well.

    She’ll be back… joining Master Bates and a whole lot of tattoo rachets in the “TBS: Me Too” movement.

  • Turd Reversalist
    August 9, 2018 at 12:28 am

    Kong and the disciplinarian, you need to leave work like this to the professionals.
    I’ll send her school of stools swimming back upstream with a bunch of nut launched albino tadpoles chasing them.
    If I said that I take no pleasure in this work, it would be a lie.
    Pushing roughly past the mudgasket and spunk-flooding the crap tunnel of these she-devils in a quest for justice is its own reward.
    For Truth, Justice and the Back Door Way…

    • Nooks & Crannies
      August 10, 2018 at 11:08 pm

      I don’t know if their comments are “appropriate” for the site, but there are three guys here I’d swap video recommendations with for sure.

  • Swanky
    August 8, 2018 at 9:55 pm

    Has anyone tried to confirm that she in fact had 2 family members die in 1 week? Or was that just another lie for attention? That would be pretty extra cold if she would lie about dying family.

  • Concerned Canadian
    August 8, 2018 at 4:51 pm

    Waow.
    Total human trash, probably mentally ill though and I’m confident it sucks to be her. Her entire life is a lie.

  • Napoleon III
    August 8, 2018 at 4:39 pm

    Sounds like there are a few too many flying rodents in that belfry

  • roberti
    August 8, 2018 at 4:33 pm

    Maude get help before something bad happens to you.
    You cannot continue to live a life of lies.

    • Mitt
      August 8, 2018 at 7:43 pm

      keep lying and she could be president!

      • swede
        August 9, 2018 at 6:40 am

        Didnt work for your hero Hillary 😉

  • Elmer Fishpaw
    August 8, 2018 at 4:32 pm

    I find it a bit hard to believe that someone could cheat at that many races and not get caught, and presumably banned. It’s possible, but nowadays unlikely.

    Pretty easy to find narcissists galore on Instagram. That’s what it’s for. Guilty, partly guilty, or innocent, the fact remains. Maude, like her understudy Emmalyn, is the object of TB obsession. You want her. Face it. Very sixth grade.

    • Maudernliving
      August 8, 2018 at 5:59 pm

      Thank you Elmer. Exactly it is practically impossible to cheat in these races in plain sight of everyone and yes these people are completely obsessed with me!! I will rise above their frumpy hateful ways and continue to inspire others!

      • Elmer Fishpaw
        August 9, 2018 at 6:14 am

        Not defending you honey. You need help. I’m just surprised with all the technology these days its possible to be a prolific cheater in organized serious races. Looks like it is quite possible.

        I’ll bet my allowance that TB and some of the more vocal critics on this blog “use” your Instagram pictures daily.

  • TB fan
    August 8, 2018 at 4:32 pm

    Maude the fraud just finished first place in the East End Trail race on August 5th. You can find this info on the Ultra Sign Up website. It would be interesting if Mr. Turtle Boy looked into that race as well.

    Oh, and a group called marathon investigation.com has already been notified and they are also looking into her past races to see if there’s an ongoing trend (which we all know there is).

    There are loud calls already to ban her from any organized running event. Great job TB!

  • Capt. Stubing
    August 8, 2018 at 4:29 pm

    And almost as if on cue, she made an Instagram post an hour ago about her “suicidal ideations” from the last month.
    Un-fucking-believable.

  • CrispyC
    August 8, 2018 at 4:27 pm

    This girl disgusts me.

  • Maudernliving
    August 8, 2018 at 4:19 pm

    Why is the south shore frumpyturtle so obsessed with me? I didn’t cheat on any races these are all lies from jealous haters.

    • Hillrunner50
      August 17, 2018 at 10:02 am

      Not like you’re going to read this, but….. I’ve run ultramarathons for a long time. It’s a diverse crowd, but generally pretty chill and humble. The millennial ultrarunners whom I’ve met are the same way. They’re a bunch of tough badasses who love to run ridiculous distances. They don’t tend to be so self-absorbed and are real, and tend to be very modest and don’t seek attention. YOU are a 180 of most of the younger runners I’ve met. You’re a hack and a wanna be.

  • Vigil Anti
    August 8, 2018 at 4:10 pm

    Maude Gorman…More like Fraud Whoreman…am I right!!!

    Where’s my pitchfork

  • Jon Holmes
    August 8, 2018 at 4:02 pm

    She will be doing Porn in no time at all

  • Finn
    August 8, 2018 at 4:01 pm

    She is the true definition of a sociopath victim rolled into one.

    She’ll find a beta cuck to marry and their home will be filled with life-sized portraits of her lies (which she’ll continue to believe and perpetuate).

    My next guess is she’ll enroll to become a CNA. Anyone want to bet on that?

  • Kevin's 9 Iron
    August 8, 2018 at 3:59 pm

    This new website sucks. You have to scroll 50 pages of ads to get to the comments.

    What a dumper on this girl. BTW they track the races with a chip tied to your sneaker and you cross several checkpoints that log your time into a computer. They’re are getting much better at catching these morons.

  • Randy Randlemann
    August 8, 2018 at 3:59 pm

    You’re a special kind of piece of shit when you cheat in events like this. Otherworldly piece of shit. She could have competed and finished wherever and her fans would have been fine with that. Who wouldn’t? But no, she had to go all out and fucking cheat to make it seem like she won or placed better than she actually did. That is a real fucking loser right there. A sick demented piece of shit who is incapable of earning accolades; she has to fraudulently earn them. Now she has been outed. If it is one thing that people in this country cannot stand it is a fucking cheater. Look how the rest of the football world outside of NE views the Patriots. Doesn’t matter what the circumstances are, the Pats are cheaters in many people’s minds and there is absolutely nothing that will change their minds. Well now Little Miss No Tits has been caught red-handed and there is no way out of this. She didn’t even try to defend herself, which will be even more fuel to the fire.
    My advice to her would be to gather up some money, go get a set of bolt-on titties and begin your life as an adult entertainer. In that world, no one gives fuck how dirty and manipulative you are, as long as you give up the goods. She could have a fruitful, lucrative life by sucking cock and getting blasted in the ass for Pornhub or something like that. ‘Cause in the real world, she is toast.

  • Mike Hunt
    August 8, 2018 at 3:53 pm

    3. Porn

    • Finn
      August 8, 2018 at 4:02 pm

      Excellent point. I’m guessing she’s already dabbled and it just hasn’t surfaced.

  • SMH
    August 8, 2018 at 3:51 pm

    I feel bad for the legit runners who worked hard and didn’t make podium because of her (like those men running as women in CT.). I’m no runner, but everyone needs a hobby. Her’s is lying. I could imagine her at 13 being desperate enough for anyone to like her to get drunk and passed around.

  • night nurse
    August 8, 2018 at 3:42 pm

    A true psychopath. She would blow the top off the psychopathy checklist. Insatiable drive to be in control with zero self awareness and empathy. She has no friends because people spot the traits of a psychopath at an early age and avoid them, even if they don’t realize that her “oddness”and un-trustworthiness is the mark of a true psychopath. She will not surrender easily. She will lie and fake emotions(outrage etc.)and try to manipulate everyone into her schemes…it’s what psychopaths/sociopaths do. Going forward, this woman will almost certainly run up against the authorities for some more bizarre behavior or serious crimes. She’s very prolific…

  • Y
    August 8, 2018 at 3:11 pm

    Looks like Fraud Gorman deactivated her FB account.
    Her Instagram account is still up (and she’s taking a written beating on it).

    • Y
      August 8, 2018 at 3:23 pm

      Update: Fraud’s Inst has now been deactivated as well.

  • Rosie Ruiz
    August 8, 2018 at 3:06 pm

    This whore aint got nothing on me but in the end things didnt work out so great for me. I suspect that she will travel the same path.

    • z
      August 8, 2018 at 3:24 pm

      Yeah, I’m a cheat and drug dealer, but I won the Boston Marathon.

      From Wiki:
      In 1982, Ruiz was arrested for embezzling $60,000 from a real estate company where she worked. She spent one week in jail and was sentenced to five years’ probation.[10][11] She then moved back to South Florida, where she was arrested in 1983 for her involvement in a cocaine deal. She was sentenced to three years’ probation.[11][12] In April 1993, she was working in West Palm Beach[11] as a client representative for a medical laboratory company.[13] As of 2000, she still maintained that she ran the entire 1980 Boston Marathon.[2]

    • Sal
      August 13, 2018 at 8:49 am

      It’s still up.

  • Rockets Redglare
    August 8, 2018 at 3:03 pm

    The only thing to do that gives her the humiliation she deserves is to have whoever runs the Miss Plymouth show rescind her crown.

  • z
    August 8, 2018 at 3:01 pm

    I believe someone mentioned the last go around about Fatal Attraction and you end up with a bunny rabbit in a pot on the stove. That’s a lock for her. This girl ain’t right in the head.

    She probably gets away with it because she believes it.

    • z
      August 8, 2018 at 3:06 pm

      Oh and choice #2?

      Double down and pretend like nothing happened. Maybe even victimize yourself a little. That’s what the Greg Bates of the world do because….what else can they do with their life?

      That’s her current M.O. anyways.

      She’s a preys on the stupid and gullible with sob stories. Except her shit is much more believable than the average GFM.

      • Fawn Lebowitz
        August 8, 2018 at 4:01 pm

        She had a GFM in 2015 so she could enter Miss World America, set up for $3,000.
        She raised $3,000 from four donations, two for $1,000.
        She’s used to getting what she wants, and will go to any length to make that happen, including cheating on a race.
        Stay classy, Miss Fraude!!!

        • z
          August 8, 2018 at 4:08 pm

          Thanks.

          She’s somewhere between Narcissist and a Pathological Liar.
          It’s all about her, and she’ll lie to make it about her.

  • Y
    August 8, 2018 at 2:46 pm

    Color me shocked

  • I will discipline Her
    August 8, 2018 at 2:38 pm

    I will give her a spanking she will never forget.

    • King Kong Kock
      August 8, 2018 at 3:34 pm

      I will film it, then tie her to a sawhorse, fuck her up the ass and shoot loads in her face while she yells “Me too”.

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