Sources: #MeToo Attention Queen Maude Gorman Lied About Having Cancer To A Real Cancer Patient, Just Like She Lied About Being Gang Raped In Hingham So She Could Win Beauty Pageants

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The other day we blogged about the virtue signaling, attention whoring Miss Plymouth County, after she made a public spectacle over a harmless #MeToo joke that someone used in a skit at the Miss Massachusetts competition.

As you can see, she quit. After she had already lost the competition. Sure, this self-proclaimed feminist could’ve just quietly not participated in this archaic event that is meant to judge women on their physical appearance, but then it wouldn’t be all about her. Instead, she had to show the world just how brave she was by quitting over this harmless skit:

The joke was as follows:

In what the Observer described as part of the comedy sketch, a woman is onstage, kneeling and talking about how Miss America has scrapped the swimsuit portion from its competition.”Miss America did away with the swimsuit competition,” the woman says in the skit. “We may have very well seen the last ever swimsuit competition on stage. It’s very upsetting and I’m trying to understand, God, why it happened.”

“Me too, Amy,” replies a man whom the Observer described as dressed as God and holding a #MeToo sign.

The joke worked on two levels:

  1. God wanted a swimsuit competition and just like the other person in the sketch, he too (me too from his perspective) wishes it were still around.
  2. God is also answering the question – the #MeToo movement was a HUGE reason the swimsuit competition is no longer a thing.

Get it? No one is actually offended by that. Especially Maude. Maude just likes attention. Which is why she made up this ridiculous gang rape story from when she was 13.

That never, ever, ever happened. I can say that with 1,000% certainty. And I reject the idea that I have to assume everything someone like this says simply because they use a hashtag and are choosing to victimize themselves.

Well, it turns out it’s not the only lie Maude told when she was 13. We’ve heard from multiple sources in Hingham who have told us that she also pretended to have cancer when she was 13.

Interesting. But without evidence it’s hard for us to take the word of a stranger on Facebook. So we did our research and found this post from 2010:

Dated 2010. This proves that they’re not just making this up now that she’s CNN famous. This has been well known for years, and multiple people witnessed it.

They weren’t the only ones talking about it. Since the story came out we’ve been approached by close to a dozen people telling us the same story – she faked cancer when she was 13, she’s lying about the gang rape, and she’s just pretending to be offended by the #MeToo joke for attention:

Where there’s smoke, there’s fire. Others said that she was pulling her own hair out to pretend she had cancer….

Here’s what another source told us, confirming the story:

She lied to a bunch of people who didn’t go to school with her that she had cancer. I actually haven’t thought about her in years tbh until my best friend that actually had cancer saw the posts. She “befriended” this girl and talked to her for almost a year or more, aka got a bunch of info about cancer from/sent LITERALLY photoshopped photos of herself “bald” to, said she had the same type of pretty rare cancer at the SAME time from a town over. 

Once my friend with cancer started to get suspicious and noticed the photos looked edited, she started making shit up to be like “oh does (x) happen to you too?” Kind of stuff that wasn’t real just to catch her in a lie. Once we all called her out for it, she blocked everybody and pretended it never happened.

So we reached out to the woman who actually had cancer as a teenager, and who Maude Gorman reached out to share her fake cancer stories….

“I actually had cancer and she told me she had the same kind as me and something made me feel skeptical of it so I started making things up to her to see and she would say the same so I’m like hmmm you know nothing. Then I asked for a picture and it was so clearly edited and photoshopped. But I can’t find it anywhere. If I could, I would ruin her life. She’s just making up lies to get to the top” 

Obviously any reasonable person can conclude that she lied about having cancer when she was 13, even without the pictures. But we all do dumb shit at 13 right? Except this was the same age that she was when she was allegedly gang raped. If you can lie about cancer at that age for attention, you can certainly lie about being raped.

And it’s worked out quite well for her, because her fake rape story, and the cookie cutter, inauthentic buzz words she uses along with it were often used by her to win pageants:

“For every survivor who has ever had the courage to speak out; this is for you.”

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

This is a slap in the face to real victims of sexual violence (and real cancer patients too). She’s literally pretending to be the victim of a gang rape to win beauty contests. And now she’s making a bigger name for herself by pretending that the rape that never happened has triggered her into quitting a pageant that she already lost.

Now she flaunts herself as a “VIP” and gets people to take pictures of her at Six Flags so she can post them on IG….

This picture is pretty telling:

Why is she standing by herself at the women’s march? Oh right, because she has no friends. Because her entire life is just a facade. And when you’re not real with people, you don’t have real friends. That’s why everything that she posts revolves around Maude, and how beautiful, strong, and patriotic Maude is…

This isn’t woke. It’s narcissism.

And remember how Maude said she left Hingham High School after seeing her “rapist” in the hallway, only to go on to a bunch of private schools that she was eventually kicked out of as well?

Another source from her youth had more to say about why that happened…

Translation – she was a boozebag and a trouble maker. She could afford to go to these schools because she’s filthy rich and Mommy and Daddy can pay to live in one of the wealthiest towns in the south shore.

She ended up dropping out of high school too, which is why she had to go to an online school in Oregon. She drove there in 2017 to be their graduation speaker, and she urged them to follow her motto of PPW – prove people wrong:

That right there is someone who is obsessed with themselves. Speaking at a bullshit online high school where 10 kids graduated. Ya know it’s not a real school when all of the graduates get to have open mic night, and the most enlightening thing they can come up with is, “this school means to me, be confident,” and “independence and stuff.”

Nevertheless morons continue to flood her page as she basks in her CNN glory:

CNN really is fake news. So are the rest of the MSM outlets that blindly believed this girl. And ya know why they did? Because it’s a great story if it’s true. A victim of sexual violence overcomes the odds to become a role model for little girls everywhere. Then she gives up her dream because taking a stand against harmless jokes is more important. Is there anything Maude can’t do?

Oh yea, tell the truth. She’s not good at that.

43 Comment(s)
  • Me
    July 13, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    I love that you guys dig for the truth to call people out. While she might be a liar for cancer don’t just state she lied about being gang raped until you can prove it. Thanks, from a rape survivor and a journalism graduate. 

    • WeAreFucked
      July 14, 2018 at 8:50 am

      I’m sorry about what happened to you. And every rape victim out there should be allowed to chop the dick off of any guy that has ever done this to someone. There would be a lot less rapes – I guaranty that.

      Read the previous blog and look up her story. It doesn’t make sense. She’s not defending herself, nor is she coming up with names to prove it wrong. A simple look into that school’s yearbook that she first quit from and she can point out at least one of her “rapists” to anyone.

      Come on Maude, prove us doubters wrong. Please. I don’t want to believe any woman would ever make up a story like this.

    • Parrhesiastic Poster
      July 15, 2018 at 3:04 am

      This is an execrable website that embodies the dark side of humanity. You are tearing apart a beautiful and accomplished young woman, because you are so unhappy with yourself. Do you know her personally? Have you met her? How can you say anything about her character or the veracity of her accounts? You discredited her lived experience, which is a dehumanizing act that is aligned with misogyny.

      These articles are more revealing about you and the sources who have discredited her stories and called her a liar. This is beyond bad journalism, it is libel and slander. I’m not sure how such a website continues to run legally. Your readership is the dredges of society. They do not value other people or themselves. It is very reminiscent of the Reddit Subculture “Incels” that is violent toward women and thrives off of dark energy and hatred. If you are unaware of what that is, look it up. Your readership likely overlaps with this group.

      The sources you use sound means-spirited, forced, and nasty toward someone they don’t even know. She went to 6 other schools according to the article, she certainly had no time to form lasting relationships.There is no way any of these sources had repeated contact or encounters with her due to her shifting schools, thus the validity of the sources is very low. The sources have a slant and biases against her tinged with internalized misogyny and are a paradigmatic example of victim-blaming culture. The hate in their accounts is scary and tangible. It is a mob mentality against a stranger, who they are banding together against and discrediting to feel anything. May I suggest a healthier habit to deal with their deep-rooted psychological issues, loneliness and rage? Therapy or yoga.

      The accounts of these people are fabricated and a piece of revisionist history. Hatred and crafting falsified stories about lies that never happened about a girl you don’t even know is deeply disturbing and criminal.

      Turtleboy- I am glad you have dedicated your life to “writing” articles that disparage other people and have unreliable sources. May you pursue an actual degree or job where you can learn how to:
      1) learn what responsible journalism is
      2) find a love for humanity rather than a frightening, violent hatred that permeates all your writing
      3)forgive yourself for the verbal carnage you call “writing”

      God Bless.

      • The angry taint
        The angry taint
        July 15, 2018 at 9:47 am

        You people fucking amaze me… forgot xenophobic,racist, nazi,homophobic, blah blah blah. Her own words got her in this no one else so go play the fucking blame game elsewhere. Do you get nose bleeds sitting on your high horse? Accountability and integrity is what this girl lacks.maybe advise her to stop being a psycho narcissist attention where and shit like this won’t happen

  • Just sayin
    July 13, 2018 at 4:39 pm

    I don’t know if it’s exactly fair to discredit her sexual assault story. Just because she lied about one very inexcusable thing does not automatically mean she is lying about everything. If she was only 13 when she made up having cancer, then she may have been going through some pretty fucked shit at that age. Mentally healthy people don’t make up elaborate lies like that.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    Turtz McGurtz
    July 13, 2018 at 8:26 am

    Her rape claim is easily vetted with two questions:

    1. Who were the two friends who she was with who ran away to avoid the gang rape? Do they corroborate being attacked by men in the park or not.

    2. She claims that she saw one of her rapists at Hingham High School. She should be able to pick him out of a lineup of HHS students at that time, and presumably would want to do this to prevent a dangerous predator from hurting someone else.

  • Sally Bermingham
    July 13, 2018 at 6:54 am

    Ever since I read that when she was 13 and and raped by 3 men, then just walked to her friends house like nothing happened, her story didn’t seem right. 1} Like to know who that “friend” was. Why ? There’s no way in hell that after being raped by 3 men that nothing seemed out of place by her “friend”. As in dirty clothes, ripped clothes, messy hair, etc. It pisses me off so much when scum bag, ignorant bitches claim rape, when nothing happened at ALL.

    • Stunt Penis
      July 13, 2018 at 10:42 am

      unfortunately, as is the case in many of these situations, “rape” has been redefined as “oops, i made a bad choice and now i’m looking to blame someone else for my poor judgement so i don’t have to take responsibility for my actions”.

      Keeping in mind, of course, that having sex with a 13 year old girl, even if she gave her “consent” and regardless of the boys’ age. — is still considered statutory rape. Yet… somehow… it’s also perfectly legal for the school nurse to give her contraceptives, without her parent’s permission and/or knowledge.

  • July 13, 2018 at 1:49 am

    I haven’t seen such a disgusting piece of scumcunt shit probably in my entire life. To lie about a gang rape and cancer!? That’s a breed of low life that needs to die out. This is what makes real victims remain silent,this is why real survivors aren’t believed,this is why only a small portion of victims press charges against their attackers leaving them free to harm others. If you lie about things of this nature,I feel there should be a law that you must answer to as this behavior is truly dangerous. I hope the rest of her life is nothing but hell and that her lies haunt her forever. Lowly little sociopath piece of shit.

  • Publius
    July 13, 2018 at 12:47 am

    TB has destroyed Maude and exposed her despicable lies. TB truth will always be rhere when Maude is researched on internet. Maude is #metooliar.

  • pro trump
    July 12, 2018 at 11:40 pm

    Too bad she didn’t get raped – she deserves it.

    • Asshole Detector
      July 13, 2018 at 11:37 am

      Oh look, the moonbat liberal is taking a break from jerking off to kiddie porn to troll Turtleboy again.

      Stick around, pussy. Maybe you’ll figure out that you fucking leftists really are the source of all this country’s problems.

  • z
    July 12, 2018 at 8:34 pm

    “Why is she standing by herself at the women’s march? Oh right, because she has no friends. Because her entire life is just a facade. ”

    Maybe the friend was the one who took the picture. Or are you supposing that a random person took the photo and messaged it to her. Or, maybe she spent months searching on social media looking for herself in other peoples FB + Twitter accounts?

    And you were doing so well.

    • WeAreFucked
      July 14, 2018 at 8:59 am

      Fuckface. It’s called “Satire.” Look it up. And yes, by your account TBS erred in the publishing of this blog by stating she has no friends. Her mom is still her only fucking friend and it was she who probably took this picture, as can be proven by your talented detective skills.
      Fuck off Z.

  • Kay Peters
    Fraud Maude
    July 12, 2018 at 8:01 pm

    As someone who actually went through a situation similar to the one she is making up… I’m disgusted. I was so ashamed and fucked up from it, I didn’t tell basically anyone for years. It’s CUNTS like her who are the reason that people like me get called liars. Women like her ruin any fighting chance that women like me have when we actually get the balls to speak out. My incident happened almost 10 years ago and I still struggle. She has no fucking idea what it’s like to truly be in the shoes she says she’s walking in. And to fucking fake cancer you need to be a special breed of repulsively ignorant. I hope she gets hit by a bus and ends up paralyzed. I don’t think she’d mind it though, cause she’d finally have something to milk for attention that people couldn’t disprove lol. Fuck this cunt and everything she stands for. Her poor mother…..

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    July 12, 2018 at 6:45 pm

    All these places she goes to like 6 flags,Oregon online h.s.? Da fuq?could have held this shit in a phone booth. People run from this chick and I guess for good reason just another phony……pageant shit always makes me think of Jon benet…creepy shit

  • itsjustme
    July 12, 2018 at 6:41 pm

    I’m a little confused, did she actually win the pageant and decline, or did she drop out after she knew she wasn’t going to win anyway?

    • Y
      July 12, 2018 at 8:50 pm

      Go back to bed

      • Truthseeker
        July 13, 2018 at 6:38 am

        She lost the pageant. She didn’t even make top 12 of 27 women. Her behavior backstage was atrocious and she knew her title would be taken away by the BOD on Monday because of The crap she pulled backstage after the top 12 we’re announced and that bad behavior started long before any skit happened. After the skit, and she never said a word about it to anyone during the rest of the show, she remained until the end of the pageant and was escorted out the front door befor the remaining contestants attended a reception. She’d aged out and wasn’t eligible to compete anymore. She’s a psychopath.

        • Turtz McGurtz
          Turtz McGurtz
          July 13, 2018 at 8:21 am

          Sounds like you have insider info on this pageant? How?

        • Sally Bermingham
          July 14, 2018 at 9:20 am

          Can you elaborate on what happened back stage ?

  • RacKAttacK
    July 12, 2018 at 5:03 pm

    This is your classic Rabbit Boiler if there ever was one. Any dude that dares to stick his dick in this thing is playing with his life. She probably wouldn’t physically harm any dudes, but if she has never plotted a nice rape accusation for revenge in her head I’ll eat my fucking shoe.

    • z
      July 12, 2018 at 8:27 pm

      Yeah, I thought of that scene from the movie.

      Good looking package though. Too bad shes bat-shit crazy. I doubt this current issue is even bothering her all that much because it’s them and not her that’s the problem.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 12, 2018 at 4:44 pm

    Another attention-starved narcissist in our midst.

    Good luck to anyone who tries to have a meaningful relationship with her.

    At least until sh’e 45 years old, worn out, and bitter.

    And then, good luck having a meaningful relationship with her.

    • Bill Clinton
      July 12, 2018 at 6:18 pm

      who wants to have a meaningful relationship with her? i just want to fuck her sideways.

      • Y
        July 12, 2018 at 8:48 pm

        She’s too old for you, Bill

        • Bill Clinton
          July 13, 2018 at 6:54 am

          Age is just a number.

          I wasn’t too old for Monica!

  • hank
    July 12, 2018 at 4:01 pm

    Pretending to have cancer and lying about being raped? Let’s see the hospital docs certifying her claims and the police reports about the rape. What a feckless cunt.

    • Sally Bermingham
      July 14, 2018 at 9:23 am

      She said she never reported the rape, so there won’t be and police reports or medical records

  • vicxh
    July 12, 2018 at 3:45 pm

    Ok maybe she is a dirty lying whore – but still not understand why she is TB famous? There are plenty of dirty lying people around…. She did not try to raise money for cancer to spend on vacations….

    Yeah, I definitely would watch her on pornhub but I don’t think she deserves TB fame, yet??? Particularly multiple TB posts in a week…

    • Turtz McGurtz
      Turtz McGurtz
      July 12, 2018 at 4:13 pm

      To me its not so much about making her turtleboy famous as it is about exposing this false narrative that literally EVERYONE is running with. Google her name and look at so many people and organizations heaping praise for her “bravery.” Which was her goal in the first place. And then you dig deeper and it looks like there’s a pattern of her manufacturing the victim card to get ahead.

    • Enquiring mind
      July 12, 2018 at 6:54 pm

      Its the nature of her lies is why she deserves to be tb famous. Faking cancer and rape? You can try to chalk it up to being a stupid kid, but even then she has to accept some sort of responsibility for her actions. Theres a timeline here of her trying to seek attention, in any way possible. I can only imagine that her parents, while they probably have a ton of money, really aren’t quality people and maybe turtle boy needs to do some digging into them. I know that if i tried to pull some of her stunts as a teenager, both my parents would be so ashamed of me and would have tore me a new asshole, verbally and physically. I mean, where were her parents and what were they doing when she goes around shaving her head and faking cancer? What about her high school problems, bouncing around and when they found out she had supposedly got raped? Her parents need some looking into!

  • Chief Pokatwaddalat
    July 12, 2018 at 2:48 pm

    That wasn’t the Algonquin Round Table on that stage.

    • Captain Trips
      Chief Pullitoutquick
      July 12, 2018 at 3:13 pm

      Paleface squaw need to pow wow on my totem pole till wolves howl at sunrise

      • Y
        July 12, 2018 at 8:44 pm

        Chief Lickalottapuss

  • z
    July 12, 2018 at 2:48 pm

    At 13 she’s lying about having cancer and her parents/guardians didn’t know?

    How the fuck do you pull your hair out and the people responsible for you not ask questions?

    Unless those people believe in free-range children.

    Parent: “Where you headed Maude?”
    Maude: “Going to buy some grass”.
    Parent: “Have a good time. Remember, if you get caught blame someone else.”
    Maude: “Sure thing”.
    Parent: “It’s going to be cold tonight. Make sure you are dressed properly.”

    • Too Tall Tim
      Too Tall Tim
      July 12, 2018 at 4:09 pm

      I have a relative (like 3rd cousin) who was told there was only a 5% chance that the tiny spots on the x-ray of his femur were cancer. His doctors said treatment (biopsy, etc.) can wait until he gets his medical assistance activated. The 22-year-old decided to claim an official cancer diagnosis. He shaved his head, and starved himself to get skinny to look sickly. He said pills he took were chemotherapy (probably actually psych meds). I guess he got this idea because he saw the attention his 50 year old father received before dying of prostate cancer. His embarrassed mother and grandmother informed us (relatives) of the truth. Then a twist of fate when he did get a biopsy. The spots actually showed cancer cells, and he had to actually undergo cancer treatment.

      • z
        July 12, 2018 at 8:20 pm

        Anyone claiming to be a cancer victim for sympathy is has some pretty heavy mental issues. It’s like they are mocking people with the disease who are being treated.

      • Y
        July 12, 2018 at 8:40 pm

        Valor thieves and cancer pretenders are merely a peg up from rapists and murderers

  • Turtz McGurtz
    Turtz McGurtz
    July 12, 2018 at 2:39 pm

    She posts about quitting as Miss Massachusetts, with a dramatic glamour shot of herself. A very calculated ploy for attention. As for her claims to being raped and having cancer….. obviously a lot of issues with her facts. Where there is smoke there’s usually fire.

    The amount of people that just blindly fall for this stuff…. it’s truly astonishing.

    So this is where we are in 2018…. so sensitive to “victim blaming” that people are afraid to even question someone’s claim.

  • Plastic Twat
    July 12, 2018 at 2:38 pm

    Notice that everyone she come in contact with in pictures looks like they they want to just puke on her face.

    • poopship14
      July 12, 2018 at 3:35 pm

      That all depends on your politics.

      Conservative= they will victim blame the shit out of you especially if you are an actual victim.

      Libtard= They will hold you up as a martyr even if your lying.

  • y
    July 12, 2018 at 2:30 pm

    she could suck-start a leaf blower

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