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    Everyone’s buzzing about the father who ran and tried to attack disgraced pedophile US gymnastics doctor Larry Nassar during what seems like day 48 of victim impact statements in Lansing, MI:

    This is one of the few times I think we can all agree that Sharia Law would be preferable. Larry Nassar would’ve been stoned to death six months ago and saved the taxpayers millions of dollars that will go into trying him, and keeping him alive until he dies in prison.

    And before I go on, we haven’t blogged about Larry Nassar yet and I just wanna share something. Obviously we all agree he’s scum of the earth and should never see the light of day again. That’s not exactly a hot take. We could’ve also gone hardo dad and gave the generic Facebook comment about how, “if that was my daughter, he’d be dead by now.” That’s what always happens whenever a child molester story comes up – a bunch of dudes go to the comment section to act hard and talk about what they would’ve done if this happened to their kids.

    But what amazed me about this story is how the women’s gymnastic teams won the gold medal in back to back Olympics, despite everything this monster did to them. Think about how crazy that is. Simone Biles, Ally Raisman, Jordan Weber, McKayla Maroney – these are all victims of sexual assault. While they were training and mentally preparing for the Olympics they were groped, fondled, and penetrated. And they still went out there, performed, and set the world on fire. That is just a remarkable aspect of this story that I think is being understated.

    Anyway, we all sympathize with this guy. I can’t even imagine the hell his daughters were put through, and how the father likely blames himself for not stopping it. At the same time, Larry Nassar did this to hundreds of girls. When you do something like this you kind of take away from the justice that everyone gets. I’m sure the rest of the victim’s fathers would’ve loved to do this too, but it’s just not the way it works.

    Either way, you could tell this was not a stunt. He came there for one reason and one reason alone – to punch Larry Nassar in the face. The back and forth between him and the judge was fantastic:

    “I would ask you, as part of the sentencing, to grant me five minutes in a locked room with this demon,” he asked. “Would you give me one minute?”
     
    “That’s not how our legal system works.”
    “Well, I’m going to have to,”

    Beautiful.

    Here’s my question – who do SJWs and butthurts hate more – Larry Nassar or Turtleboy? Because I’m pretty sure they’d pick us. They come at us hard, but you never, ever see them going after child molesters. Just sayin.

    Anyway, this guy has the most grizzled name ever – Randall Margraves. He wore a IBEW union sweatshirt, blue jeans, and five o’clock shadow to court. That’s the kind of guy whose daughter you don’t diddle if you’re Larry Nassar. It’s like playing with fire – something Randall is probably not afraid of doing either. This is a man who has spent his entire life working with his hands. He’s an electrical worker, and we found a podcast of him talking about the kind of work he’s into:

    He likes to use his hands, operating heavy machinery, riding tractors, and farming. Guys like this always get a bunch of daughters and no sons. And they get very attached and protective of their daughters. It’s a deadly combination, and once again, this is the kid of guy whose kids you don’t fuck with.

    Randall Margraves is the American dream. He’s not really into book learning, but that hasn’t stopped him from advancing in a field that he’s good at. According to the world wide webs he’s now the VP and secretary for R.M. Electric, INC out of Michigan:

    They’ve even got a Facebook page!!

    And in the least surprising news ever, a bunch of people have started GoFundMe pages for his legal defense:

    I’m sorry, but if you give money to this you’re an idiot. Not because you don’t support what he did, but because there’s no way the money is getting to him. I’m not gonna lie, as soon as I saw people commenting about how they’d like to donate to his defense fund, the first thing I thought was, “This would be the perfect time to run our first GoFundMe scam.”

    Seriously, there’s never been a better time to make easy cash than right now. People are dying to help this guy. And morons obviously don’t care who you are or bother to check you out. They just see a GFM for Randall and donate to it. The guy who runs this GFM lives in Pennsylvania. Ya know what he’s not gonna do? Find Randall Margraves’ phone number, get his PayPal account, and send him the money. Ya know what he’s gonna do with that cash? Pocket it. Ya know who’s gonna find out? Nobody. Because random people on the Internet don’t have to show you receipts.

    But alas we did not create the fraudulent GFM because then we’d have to blog about and expose ourselves. Regardless, I can’t think of a better time a “free muh boi” would be in order than right now. Free him!

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    Discussion

    1. Fuck Nassar


      Nothing ‘hard’ about it. If a doctor touched my girl I would murder him. Plain and simple. There would be no trial except mine for killing him. Any father that says otherwise is full of shit or a pussy.

      1. Hugh Jass


        Wow, an actual internet tough guy, a Keyboard Kourage Karl. Take a chill pill and dial back on the caffeine, maybe?

        1. Mike


          I think we have an answer to the question of who SJW hate more: its TBS and it’s suporters. 

          How long to come up with the “K” alliteration? Not long enough considering both “courage” and “Carl” are not spelled with a “k”.  Your point is received though, wanting to protect your daughter from a child molester is a “KKK” thing. 

    2. Hugh Jass


      TB, has my grrrl DeDe and her SJW clan started reporting your Apple and Android apps as “offensive” yet? Snicker… If she does, I hope you didn’t pay a lot for those crappy apps to be developed. Because, as you found out, when you attacked DeDe you really stepped in it… she has cajones and smarts. Unlike you. And she doesn’t just bluster and threaten to sue FB.

      1. #hugeassisamoron


        Oh look, more evidence of false alligations and reporting from this dick bag. Since you can’t post without an email, I hope you realize that you can found out dipshit, everything you do is tracked with an IP…

        1. Hugh Jass


          Is that right? Wow, you learned me there. Nitwit.

          1. Brian licks hughs ass


            It’s ok Hugh. She will accept your friend request someday.

      2. Mike


        Is using the report function evidence of “Cajones and smarts”? Hahaha, how is anybody suppose to take anything DeDe or her followers do seriously when they have the mentality of Jr. High aged children? Making the world a better place one revenge tattle at a time! 

      3. Gingy Kidd


        DIDI is a dumb piece of racist shit. Just saying.

    3. Jack


      Acc’ding to todays Herald; “Margraves was restrained by sheriff’s deputies and hauled out of court. He returned a few hours later to apologize to Judge Janice Cunningham, who said there was “no way” she would punish him under her contempt of court powers. She noted the anguish felt by families over Nassar’s crimes.”
      So he needs a “Go Fund Me Page” for why?
      No amount of money is going to wash away the feeling he has for Nassar.
      TB is correct again. All this “Go Fund Me” cash is lining people’s pockets.
      Another great job, TB!!

    4. Hugh Jass


      I would let Dr Nassar stick his finger up my ass. I like stuff like that.

      1. Hugh Jass


        You know I am 350 if I’m a lb. I am not anyone’s type, let alone that dirtbag Nassar. But, I still get the full free ride of Section 8, SSI disability, EBT, and MassHealth. So thank you all for working so hard to provide for me — my new iPhoneX is the best!!!!

      2. Screw PC


        Me too!

    5. SVU


      How can anyone blame this father. Having to look at the person that hurt your children. I hope they just got him out back and let him go. I really hope they didn’t arrest him or charge him because he did what most loving fathers would to a man that sexually assaulted his girls. And he is right you don’t know what it’s like unless you have lived it.

    6. hold me back


      He’s attention whoring. If he had powerful intent and real rage he would have made it far enough to get hold of Nasser or inflict a crack or two on him.

      ps does anyone know if Nasser is a Jewish name or a Muslim name?

      1. Mighty White


        Some variety of Moorish sand nigger I suspect

    7. Sick mind


      Just the idea that you were thinking this would be the perfect time to start your first bogus Go Fund Me page tells me all I need to know about you Turtleboy.
      You really are just Worcester trash, maybe that’s why Facebook doesn’t want to be associated with you?

    8. Harvey Weinstein.


      Did I do something wrong?

      1. Brian Albrecht


        Its larry nassar you dumb fuck. god you ugly fucks are stupid

    9. Didi is dumpy


      Totally loving this dad. Doing what so many don’t have the balls to do. 

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