Free My Boi World Record Holder Arrested For Threatening Lawyer, Client After Not Guilty Verdict, Just Months After He Was Not Guilty For Unrelated Case
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Note to self – next time I’m in a courtroom, make sure not to pretend to shoot a lawyer:
Yup. That was smart. Oh I’m sorry, was I not supposed to do that? Because if I had any idea it was frowned upon to pretend to show a lawyer and a defendant who was just exonerated by a jury of this peers, then I wouldn’t have done it. I mean, it was an honest mistake. You know what means – time to free my boi!!!
I don’t take legal advice from Facebook lawyers very often, but when I do, they’re usually named Mindy Liscious.
Of course the ironic part about this whole thing is the guy who was arrested for threatening a defendant who was just found not guilty, was himself found not guilty of a crime not too long ago:
But on the positive side, if you do end up going to jail you can reunite with some of the Worcester legends:
And honestly, there’s no one in Worcester more deserving a “free my boi” Facebook blast than Kane Notice. After all, he’s been freeing my boi like it’s going out of style!!! He be freeing EVERYONE!! From Kelvin to LJ
To Bebo and Xavi
He be freein so many people, it’s about time someone be freein him. Question for hoodrats – does that work? Like, does the judge or jury take your Facebook comments into consideration when rendering a verdict?? For instance, let’s say Bebo has a whole bunch of evidence placing him at the scene of a crime. He looks guilty as hell. Can his defense attorney then pull up the Facebook thread and say, “ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do you believe a guilty man would elicit this many ‘free my boi’ posts?” Doubtful. If the hoodrath’s legit, you must acquit.
Anyway, looks like Kane is gonna need a few more free my bois, because he’s got quite a rap sheet. Plus, exhibit A:
Flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat and jorts. There isn’t a jury in America that wouldn’t convict based on that alone.
P.S. This is why Turtleboy doesn’t go to Hampton Beach:
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