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Free My Boi World Record Holder Arrested For Threatening Lawyer, Client After Not Guilty Verdict, Just Months After He Was Not Guilty For Unrelated Case

Free My Boi World Record Holder Arrested For Threatening Lawyer, Client After Not Guilty Verdict, Just Months After He Was Not Guilty For Unrelated Case

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Note to self – next time I’m in a courtroom, make sure not to pretend to shoot a lawyer:

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Yup. That was smart. Oh I’m sorry, was  I not supposed to do that? Because if I had any idea it was frowned upon to pretend to show a lawyer and a defendant who was just exonerated by a jury of this peers, then I wouldn’t have done it. I mean, it was an honest mistake. You know what means – time to free my boi!!!

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I don’t take legal advice from Facebook lawyers very often, but when I do, they’re usually named Mindy Liscious.


Of course the ironic part about this whole thing is the guy who was arrested for threatening a defendant who was just found not guilty, was himself found not guilty of a crime not too long ago:

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But on the positive side, if you do end up going to jail you can reunite with some of the Worcester legends:

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And honestly, there’s no one in Worcester more deserving a “free my boi” Facebook blast than Kane Notice. After all, he’s been freeing my boi like it’s going out of style!!! He be freeing EVERYONE!! From Kelvin to LJ

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To Wes

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To Carlos

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To Bebo and Xavi

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To Hugo

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To himself

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He be freein so many people, it’s about time someone be freein him. Question for hoodrats – does that work? Like, does the judge or jury take your Facebook comments into consideration when rendering a verdict?? For instance, let’s say Bebo has a whole bunch of evidence placing him at the scene of a crime. He looks guilty as hell. Can his defense attorney then pull up the Facebook thread and say, “ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do you believe a guilty man would elicit this many ‘free my boi’ posts?” Doubtful. If the hoodrath’s legit, you must acquit.

Anyway, looks like Kane is gonna need a few more free my bois, because he’s got quite a rap sheet. Plus, exhibit A:


Flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat and jorts. There isn’t a jury in America that wouldn’t convict based on that alone.

P.S. This is why Turtleboy doesn’t go to Hampton Beach:

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Just sayin.


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22 Comment(s)
  • Rilla Vanilla
    February 1, 2017 at 9:18 am

    YoYoYo..Wy yoba beeza craklinz a ma brudabas, foba reelz…yoba deerapeca gonaba ge somba capas i yoba azzaba…turplaba boiz…sheeeeeeeeeet. Daba goatz maba naguuuzzz.

  • Cocomom
    February 1, 2017 at 4:15 am

    Jeezuz christmas!!! Did any of them pass 4th Grade English? “biggets?” I won’t even go into: there/they’re/their. I bet they can spell, EBT, WIC, AFDC.

  • Has to be inbreeding
    January 31, 2017 at 8:23 pm

    Scary poseurs, am sure most if not all will be in prison sooner or later. Would guess the majority function mentally as a average thirteen year does. That’s a stretch too.

    • UsualSuspect
      January 31, 2017 at 9:29 pm

      You insult the average 13 year old. These chucklefuckers are brainless.

  • juror seven esq.
    January 31, 2017 at 7:35 pm

    Those guys were “rolling” at the american legion on mill st lol. Keeping it classy. Wow these ass clowns are veterans? Who would have guessed that. From the pictures, it looks like a couple of them got the top of a finger shot off. Maybe with a little practice they could shoot their dick’s off. Nightmare if these guys reproduce.

  • bird
    January 31, 2017 at 6:00 pm

    Hopefully our beloved President will eradicate this vermin from our nation.

  • How bow Dah
    January 31, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    He be one bad MF’er!

  • Publius
    January 31, 2017 at 5:28 pm

    Stereotypes exists because they are almost always true. These bros prove it. Let us be honest, few would miss any of these thugs if they went to jail or to the grave.

    • ZephyrCat
      January 31, 2017 at 7:00 pm

      Jail would cost too much and take too long. A grave is fine as long as it’s an unmarked, mass grave in a pigshit field.

  • Phong
    January 31, 2017 at 5:22 pm

    I feel so sad for those poor young men.
    In every picture their fingers are all twisted. Arthritis must be running rampant in the hood. They might want to start cutting their heroin with Advil or Nuprin.

    Freakin’ curbstomps.

  • Buck Futts
    January 31, 2017 at 5:22 pm

    Exile these anchorbabies back to wherever their castaway parents came from. No first world for them, Their undesirable ancestors brought no money to market either.

  • Contributing member of society
    January 31, 2017 at 5:12 pm

    Hmmmm and people wonder why there are stereo types? If I saw any of them I’d think hoodrat ghetto thug tuff guy wannabe waste of oxygen. Shocking I’d be right also. Wanna solve the problem and clean our streets at the same time? Supply him and his “Niggas” with a bunch of .22cal guns and give all his rival “Niggas” .22cal guns stick them all in a warehouse and let them shoot each other. Then implode the building. Sure that group isn’t gonna produce and society improving individuals. No doctors or teachers or anything worty of the oxygen they breathe in any of those pictures.

    • ZephyrCat
      January 31, 2017 at 6:11 pm

      If I could have given you 20 thumbs up ( 20 deep, nigga), I would have. Jesus Lord, what a bunch of fucking losers! Gonna be supporting these scumbags for life in prisons or on welfare, or their baby mamas for years. I swear it’s too late for this country. Almost 30 years of leaders and thuglife propaganda to sub-IQ, mouthbreathing, swallow it hook, line & sinker “niggaz”! I agree, get ’em together for some rap festival and then release some biological agent. Oh my! Was that too harsh?!? Shame on me.

      • Contributing member of society
        January 31, 2017 at 6:50 pm

        100% 100% 100% ROFLMMFAO

    • Adolph
      January 31, 2017 at 7:14 pm

      Mandatory sterilization upon parole, or receipt of welfare benefits is also a good idea. It will take about 40-45 years, but we’ll finally be free of the ni**ers.


  • Seriously?
    January 31, 2017 at 4:24 pm

    Those guys were “rolling” at the american legion on mill st lol. Keeping it classy

  • Publius
    January 31, 2017 at 4:03 pm

    My N kane is a violent individual. And a scumbag.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      January 31, 2017 at 7:55 pm

      He’s a wannabe wigga thug pussy. Keepin it real while he goes down on the alphas in the “gang”, and gets in some late cheap shots with his timberlands when 10 of them mob stomp some homeless addict. He’d be someones bitch in about 5 minutes in jail.

  • Cat Vomit Tango
    January 31, 2017 at 3:59 pm

    Was he in the movie Free Willy? Or was it Free My Willy?

  • WHAT?
    January 31, 2017 at 3:42 pm

    Study group. Brain surgery.

  • Duke Westwood
    January 31, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    WTF is “white mompuse biggets”? It sounds like a good thing to be… get handed everything… Must be some kind of new entitlement program I haven’t heard of… Like EBT, or something.

    • Wabbitt
      January 31, 2017 at 5:18 pm

      No idea what that dude was talking about. But it sounded super important.

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