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“Free The Nipple” Topless Hampton Beach Day Should Be A Gigantic Shitshow

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Just when you thought Hampton Beach couldn’t possibly turn into a bigger shit show, this happened:

A nationwide movement encouraging women to “go topless” is making its way to New Hampshire. Two women are organizing an event called “Free the Nipple New Hampshire” and plan to go topless on Hampton Beach.

“We are just having a beach day and exercising our rights,” said organizer Kia Sinclair of Danbury, New Hampshire.

Sinclair and her neighbor Heidi Lilley are joining the national “Free the Nipple” movement to change what they say is a longstanding double standard.

“The woman’s breast is no different than a man’s breast,” said Lilley.

“The nipple on a female is so criminalized and sexualized that, yeah she can’t even feed her own child, and she can’t tan on a beach topless,” Sinclair said.

But the new mother says it’s about much more than topless sunbathing. Sinclair says she’s fed up with feeling isolated when she breastfeeds her son.

“I just want to be able to feed my child anywhere and not have people look at me or say anything rude,” she explained.

The topless sit in is almost a month away, but people are already talking about it at Hampton Beach.

“I hate double standards and I think if men can go topless, then women should, too,” said beachgoer Denisse Tejeda.

“Everyone has the same nipples, the same breasts,” said Joel Rojas of Lawrence, Massachusetts, at Hampton Friday with his buddies.

But not everyone was so agreeable.

“There’s too many kids running around,” said Chelsea Kamuene of North Andover.

“In my mind it is not okay,” said Sarah Allen who was visiting the beach with her 5-year-old daughter Sophia.

Sinclair and Lilley say those who find this movement offensive, are the people they’re trying to reach.

“We want children to see this,” Lilley said. “My child is going to be there, her child is going to be there.”

Sinclair agreed, saying, “Breasts were designed for children so they are family friendly.”

The national “Free the Nipple” Facebook page has more than 52,000 likes. Sinclair and Lilley expect upwards of 100 supporters for the August 23 topless sit in at Hampton Beach. Police say it’s technically legal and they are well aware of the planned event.

This man from the video is so Hampton Beach it hurts:

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Seriously, if you grow up and look like that, it’s basically a rule that you have to go to Hampton Beach at least twice a week with your Harley.

Anyway, let’s cut the bullshit. You can be against this topless day all you want, but don’t feed me the jive that it’s because Hampton Beach is a family friendly environment like this guy said in the video. Come on now. There is nothing about Hampton Beach that says, “family” or “friendly.” The only thing family related about Hampton Beach are the makeshift families that are conceived in the $180, rat infested motel rooms.

For the record, I’m against this. Mainly because the premise is that male and female nipples are equal. They’re not. Milk comes out of one and it doesn’t come out of the other. And in case you haven’t noticed, the only body parts we are required to have covered at all times in public, are the ones that emit bodily substances. That’s the rule of thumb. If shit comes out of a body part, it has to be covered up.

Secondly, to say the man’s breast is the same thing as a woman’s breast is a bold faced lie. No one goes to sloppy seconds with a guy. No high school girl brags to her friends about how she felt up the kid from fourth period. A woman’s breasts are a work of art. A man’s breasts are a sign of obesity. Speaking of that, if you are a guy with man boobs, you should have to wear a shirt in public too.

Now I have nothing against breast feeding in public and neither should anyone else. It does depend on the situation though. If you’re in a professional environment ya can’t do it. Imagine a teacher or some pant suit giving a Power Point presentation, just whipping it out and feeding Junior. Can’t be having that in a civilized society. But if you’re on the beach? Sure, who gives a shit.

But my big problem with this is all the stuff about men and women being equal. What planet are these people living on? Remind me when women are required by law to register for the draft. Oh yea, never. Remind me who get first dibs on the lifeboats when the ship goes down. Remind me who gets custody in court. Remind who gets 8 weeks for maternity and who gets 1. Saying that men and women are the same and should be treated the same in all aspects of society is obviously a stupid thing to say.

Lastly, I’m calling shenanigans on this guy:

“Everyone has the same nipples, the same breasts,” said Joel Rojas of Lawrence, Massachusetts, at Hampton Friday with his buddies.

You’re a filthy liar Joel. You just wanna see some boobies. The fact that you’re from Lawrence gave that away. We realize that in Lawrence there are basically no rules and you can do whatever you want. But Hampton Beach is bad enough as it is. And I got news for you buddy, it’s not gonna be Playboy bunnies running around the beach with their jugs out. This is the woman who is leading this movement:

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You will live to regret the day you supported this movement Joel.

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17 Comment(s)
  • August 8, 2015 at 9:56 am

    It is so great to see that I am not alone with finding this matter unsettling. I went on the website to ask why they did pick Hampton Beach because a lot of families go there and all I got was loud mouth people saying I was sexist and didn’t want women to be equal to men. Whether they like it or not, for many many years womans breasts, including the nipple, have been considered sexy. You can’t compare a man’s nipple with a woman’s , really. Other than the shape, the uses, functions, and overall thought of them is different. NO one has ever looked at a man and said “oh man look at those nipples”. Equality should start in the way women and men are paid, how they are treated, etc. Comparing nipples is not showing equality. I would be so on board if they said they were going to line up a bunch of woman so they can breastfeed in public. That’s a cause! This is just a bunch of people trying to get their 15 minutes of fame and a quick thrill for the guys. These people don’t want to hear any oppositional comments. All of mine were deleted and none were insulting. Just saying my opinion on it and the fact that under 18 shouldn’t be allowed to do it. Notice there are no pics of kids topless … yes, because that’s child porn. I never knew it was legal to go topless in NH, I go there many times and have never seen someone topless. There are so many more lucrative causes. Just my opinion.

  • strata
    August 3, 2015 at 7:56 am

    Some people never got enough hugs & attention when growing up ….. by the way, the HB dump on is getting old

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    Frank Lee
    August 3, 2015 at 7:55 am

    nasty boobies are like buses. you just ignore them. nice ones are like a Mercedes or a Porsche. you gawk at those. free the boobie!

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    August 2, 2015 at 1:27 pm

    Generally, people who want to flip their tits out in public are people whose tots nobody wants to see. That goes for men AND women.

  • Mel
    August 2, 2015 at 1:21 pm

    If bodily fluid comes out of it then it should be covered? Doubt you’re walking around with your nose and mouth covered at all times. 😉

  • Nanny
    August 2, 2015 at 7:09 am

    They never look like they do in the movies.

  • WTF... Worcester
    August 2, 2015 at 6:50 am

    I am all for titties, but the problem is this: The same women who want to free the titties will be the same women who get pissed off when their husbands/boyfriends/baby daddy gawk at another woman. Hell, I am a girl and I gawk at a nice set of titties! There is a double standard and it will not be pretty.

  • August 1, 2015 at 10:02 pm

    Ahhhh Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!! Only at Hampton !!!!!!

  • BobnMic
    August 1, 2015 at 8:22 pm

    That last picture was the a representative of the Hampton Beach free boobie movement? I just had a dry heave.

  • anon
    August 1, 2015 at 8:20 pm

    Your arguments got the breast of me, I must admit. Maybe this is a bad idea. We ought to nip this one in the bud.

  • MENTAL MIKE
    August 1, 2015 at 8:16 pm

    Oh boy. White trash swinging utters. Yet another reason to avoid that armpit.

  • COB
    August 1, 2015 at 5:07 pm

    Oh, I’ll be there. And I’ll be spankin’ it right on the beach!!!

    😀

    • FCup
      August 1, 2015 at 7:39 pm

      Sure, you will. I’ll bring a microscope to see your tiny infant penis.

      • COB
        August 2, 2015 at 10:11 am

        Oh, you mean my 10″ trouser-snake? If you’re lucky I’ll smack you in the face with it!

  • Clive's not racist, just ask him.
    August 1, 2015 at 5:06 pm

    You’ve got some fine New York boobs!

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