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French Toast Face Killah Who Stole Pit Bull From Boston ARL With Ratchet Daughter Bragged About It In Son’s Rap Video, Claims Dog Ran Away

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Yesterday we published a blog about a guy who looked just like the guy seen last week at the Boston Animal Rescue League taking a pit bull for a walk, and then not returning with the dog.

And although he was Facebook friends with the original owner of the dog who surrendered the dog in the first place, AND he was strikingly similar to the man in the video, AND he was a grown ass man who still rocks the flat brimmed hat, we never actually said it was him. We just wanted the public’s opinion. And most of you thought it was him because the similarities were striking.

But it turns out it was a different guy, so true to our word we took that blog down. Here’s the real asshole:

 

His name is Samuel Fernandez. Here’s his Facebook. And he seems to live in that cream jacket with the blue hoodie:

He was given up by his own son, Scott Miguel Brown, who OBVIOUSLY is a rapper who goes by Skizza Banga, and elected to change his cover photo to an image of his father stealing the dog:

Wicked smart move on his part.

They’re not exactly hiding their crimes, as Skizz Banga and Pops made a video in which they basically laugh about stealing the dog:

Son: “Skizz banga TV bitch, y’all know what time it is.”

Toast Face Killa: “Dat’s right. On the now, now. That’s right, y’all saw my dog.”

Yup, you heard that right – Old Dirty Masters Degree comes right out and says – y’all saw my dog. It’s basically confession. Wicked smart.

Still better than some of his other rap videos….

Another productive day for former mayoral candidate Tito Jackson’s election campaign team. I’m not even kidding either – he’s a Tito Jackson supporter:

If you thought Marty Walsh was a putz, imagine the fireworks if this nudnik was given the gavel.

Skizz Banga is independently signed now, but this is only because he pulled a Beyonce and left the trio that he was really carrying the water for:

Coke Boys. How original.

You’ll never guess who his favorite sportball team is….

Wait till all these hoodboogers find out how bad the Chicago Bulls are. They’re gonna having mass burnings of their flat brimmed hats. I just pray to God the Celtics never become the default team of choice for deadbeat sperm donors everywhere.

The rap game was good to young Skizz, as it brought him many leather bound flat brimmed hats

Hoe’s from different area codes who rub his chode

And shirts that he washes in his emoji machine back at the Section 8 crib

But like any up and coming rapper Skizz Banga was apparently at one point up on a murder charge, but he beat it largely because the friends that he met back in the National Junior Honor Society made free muh boi t-shirts:

Apparently those actually work!! No wonder every hoodwanger starts shouting that every time their homeslice appears on the local PD’s Facebook page.

Things have changed now though, as the self described “envisionary genius” is a respectable member of society who works at the Boston Garden

and he’s got a lot of CAPS LOCK THINGS TO SAY TO THE HATERZ….

Suck on that HATERZ!!! You thought you could keep him down, but now he’s earning $9.25 an hour, working on his burgeoning rap career, and helping his old man steal dogs from animal shelters.

Your move!

How bout the woman who was with them?

Hmmmm….she looks familiar:

She goes by Leesh Fernadez on the Facebook machine, and more than likely she was the ratchet crackbag who surrendered the dog in the first place.

Money over everything. This coming from a woman who couldn’t afford a dog so she had to steal it.

Here she is preparing to lay seige to a Dorchester porta-potty:

Hot.

She wisely sells marijuana on the Facebook machine:

Unfortunately that only looks like a couple ounces, so she’ll have to start pushing more weight if she ever hopes to become a Massachusetts State Trooper.

Meanwhile the Boston ARL says they know who the French Toast Face Killah is, that he told them the dog ran away while he was walking him, and that they’re trying to get the dog back now with a $1,000 reward:

So…..what am I missing here? Obviously the dog did not run away, because Grandmaster Trash would’ve come back and told them what happened. So…..why isn’t he arrested? He confessed on video. He’s caught on tape doing it. Game over.

A lot of people are blaming the ARL for letting this happen. And although it’s not their fault, I could’ve told you the second I heard the French Toast Face Killah speak that he was there to steal a pit bull that his daughter more than likely abandoned previously. I just hope they find the dog in the next couple of days, because there’s a 0.0% chance these trashbags aren’t training it for dog fights.

27 Comment(s)
  • KMac
    April 21, 2018 at 12:18 am

    3 of the ugliest MF’s I’ve ever seen.

    Comment on his stupid ass video both ugly scumbags. The more comments will annoy them! piss them off who cares.

  • ErinElla23
    April 19, 2018 at 11:27 am

    Hey, at least he knows who is dad is…. Maybe?

  • K
    April 19, 2018 at 2:39 am

    I now live in Weymouth. My husband got a job in Boston was worth the pay to move. I got an incredible job out here also. But I can say weymouth is very different from Brooklyn. From reading your blogs I almost want to go back to Brooklyn. The state of Massachusetts, the way you make it seem is a big trash can.

  • K
    April 19, 2018 at 2:35 am

    I grew up in the ghetto. The Chicago Bull hats is for blood gang. I’m sure none of them are in a real blood gang. But to let you know you’re worried about the Celtics hat haha. The secondary color of the blood gang is green so you might start seeing Celtics highlights once these Want To Be Blood gang members find that out. Once these wannabe gang Bangerz realise it. I grew up in Brooklyn a lot of Bloods out there. So when the fellas out here realize it, they’ll probably start rocking Celtics hats. Sorry to say Massachusetts is a year or two behind New York. They play music on the radio out here that I hurt you years ago in Brooklyn. Anytime I visit home I hear music come out here back home and in about 2 years the song drops out here haha. So soon they will catch up with green. They started wearing green so police could not recognize them anymore.

  • Mutant Niggers In Boston
    April 19, 2018 at 1:36 am

    Good God Look at the size of the nostrils on toast face killer & wtf is up with Skizz Bangaz boyz those fucking teeth god dam these are some of the ugliest niggers ive ever seen
    These must be a whole new breed of Mutant Nigger creeping out the Boston sewer ?

  • Clitty Litter
    April 18, 2018 at 9:25 pm

    It hurt my brain and soul to read this.

  • idunno
    April 18, 2018 at 5:08 pm

    I still don’t understand the scam though. Why have someone surrender the dog and then have someone else go steal it?

    • Men's Troll Cramps
      April 18, 2018 at 5:50 pm

      Because he didn’t want to pay for it.

      That’s the number one reason why people steal shit.

      • idunno
        April 18, 2018 at 7:19 pm

        Then why involve the MSPCA or whatever it is? Why didn’t she just give it to him?

    • Heather C
      April 19, 2018 at 9:30 am

      I think it was more so, she tried to do the right thing and surrender the dog
      Then someone put BS in here head saying she should of sold the dog. So they came up with a scheme to get the dog back to sell him smdfh
      I truly hope they find this poor furbaby

  • TJB
    April 18, 2018 at 3:10 pm

    Why do all these scumbags have Spanish last names? When slave ships left Africa, they stopped along the way to dump the blind, crippled & crazy slaves. The places they stopped at to get rid of the niggers that were too stupid to even be slaves are;
    Cape Verde, Haiti, Puerto Rico, Dominican republic & Haiti. These are the worst of Africans blended with the worst of spicland.

  • David Wallace
    April 18, 2018 at 1:58 pm

    Nigger

    • CVlover
      April 27, 2018 at 7:24 pm

      interesting however my SO of 4 years is from CV. HE has his masters, heart made of gold as well. So don’t be that guy to lump them all together…

  • NigaReparstionsAtStarbucks
    April 18, 2018 at 1:52 pm

    A filthy nigger in NY hits a white teen in face with chef boysredee can and the paper descibes the sucpect as a man with a mustace and a blue hoody. No a filthy nigger racist a d hate crime but even though there is an epidemic of black on white crime we are constantly told about evil white racist.

  • Quality Control
    April 18, 2018 at 1:20 pm

    The irony of calling himself an “envisionary (sic) genius” is lost on him.

    Don’t be a Skizz, kids. Stay in school.

  • Thomas Paine
    April 18, 2018 at 12:43 pm

    The solution:

    Shoot minority and white trash criminals, gang members and drug dealers. Nobody will miss them except their gang members and rachet dysfunctional family, and they’ll blame each other anyway and shoot each other until they’re eradicated.

    Then we can have decent neighborhoods, and the news will be just sports, weather and parades.

  • GG
    April 18, 2018 at 12:01 pm

    I don’t know but the first thing that jumps out to me is his language.  Ignore the fact that you practically need a translator to understand what he is saying!  But really who speaks like that with their parents?!  I am 36 years old and I wouldn’t dare speak like that in front of my parents!  Well I wouldn’t speak like that anywhere!  It’s one thing to say sh$t if you drop something or drop a curse if something happens.  But to speak like that with your parents is crazy to me!  If one of my kids ever spoke like that in my presence they would get womped upside their head!  It’s called respect and unfortunately it seems to be non existent with so many!

  • Screw PC
    April 18, 2018 at 11:51 am

    “She looks familiar.”

    If you miss Nipsy Russell that much, you can flip on the Game Show channel.

  • SJW
    April 18, 2018 at 11:43 am

    $1,000 reward offered by the ARL? Makes little sense compared to what they might ask for dog adoption which they should just write off to their stupidity for not discriminating against scumbags. But, $1,000 is surely enough to get any of these hoodrats to flip.

  • Tito Jackoff
    April 18, 2018 at 11:17 am

    Shit, I woulda took wypipo money and paid that nigga to not do this. For real 100. No joke.

  • qs
    April 18, 2018 at 11:07 am

    “The obstacles turned me into an envisionary genius.” (sic) – Dishwasher at TD Garden.
    I am a fan of every working person, and Larry Darrell, as the taxi driver, is one of my favorite literary characters, but this guy’s quote and profession make me smile.

  • Rich
    April 18, 2018 at 10:47 am

    Worthless. The whole lot of ’em. But I’m the bad guy if I don’t celebrate the diversity that their culture brings. Got it.

    • NigazBeFrontinAndDeyHomiesBeMaxinInDeyAzz
      April 18, 2018 at 12:01 pm

      Just dont culturallt appropriate because nigger is a bad word literally and figuratively.
      The joys of diversity. Yhese black priviledges nigaz make da world a betta place for real yo yo yo.

    • Will Crusher
      April 18, 2018 at 1:31 pm

      Hear, hear. Those damn wealthy landowners couldn’t pick their own fucking cotton so we’re stuck with the bell-pepper nose people. Animals wearing clothes.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    April 18, 2018 at 10:46 am

    The cops won’t arrest him because it’s too much work to do that.

    • NigazBeFrontinAndDeyHomiesBeMaxinInDeyAzz
      April 18, 2018 at 12:04 pm

      No the real reason is Becky from Newton will cry racist pigs.
      She be wantin a big black dick on her Newton azz

  • Travis
    April 18, 2018 at 10:39 am

    Sweet Jesus I don’t think there’s a flat brimmed cap big enough to cover that noggin.

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