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Yesterday we published a blog about a guy who looked just like the guy seen last week at the Boston Animal Rescue League taking a pit bull for a walk, and then not returning with the dog.
And although he was Facebook friends with the original owner of the dog who surrendered the dog in the first place, AND he was strikingly similar to the man in the video, AND he was a grown ass man who still rocks the flat brimmed hat, we never actually said it was him. We just wanted the public’s opinion. And most of you thought it was him because the similarities were striking.
But it turns out it was a different guy, so true to our word we took that blog down. Here’s the real asshole:
His name is Samuel Fernandez. Here’s his Facebook. And he seems to live in that cream jacket with the blue hoodie:
He was given up by his own son, Scott Miguel Brown, who OBVIOUSLY is a rapper who goes by Skizza Banga, and elected to change his cover photo to an image of his father stealing the dog:
Wicked smart move on his part.
They’re not exactly hiding their crimes, as Skizz Banga and Pops made a video in which they basically laugh about stealing the dog:
Son: “Skizz banga TV bitch, y’all know what time it is.”
Toast Face Killa: “Dat’s right. On the now, now. That’s right, y’all saw my dog.”
Yup, you heard that right – Old Dirty Masters Degree comes right out and says – y’all saw my dog. It’s basically confession. Wicked smart.
Still better than some of his other rap videos….
Another productive day for former mayoral candidate Tito Jackson’s election campaign team. I’m not even kidding either – he’s a Tito Jackson supporter:
If you thought Marty Walsh was a putz, imagine the fireworks if this nudnik was given the gavel.
Skizz Banga is independently signed now, but this is only because he pulled a Beyonce and left the trio that he was really carrying the water for:
Coke Boys. How original.
You’ll never guess who his favorite sportball team is….
Wait till all these hoodboogers find out how bad the Chicago Bulls are. They’re gonna having mass burnings of their flat brimmed hats. I just pray to God the Celtics never become the default team of choice for deadbeat sperm donors everywhere.
The rap game was good to young Skizz, as it brought him many leather bound flat brimmed hats
Hoe’s from different area codes who rub his chode
And shirts that he washes in his emoji machine back at the Section 8 crib
But like any up and coming rapper Skizz Banga was apparently at one point up on a murder charge, but he beat it largely because the friends that he met back in the National Junior Honor Society made free muh boi t-shirts:
Apparently those actually work!! No wonder every hoodwanger starts shouting that every time their homeslice appears on the local PD’s Facebook page.
Things have changed now though, as the self described “envisionary genius” is a respectable member of society who works at the Boston Garden
and he’s got a lot of CAPS LOCK THINGS TO SAY TO THE HATERZ….
Suck on that HATERZ!!! You thought you could keep him down, but now he’s earning $9.25 an hour, working on his burgeoning rap career, and helping his old man steal dogs from animal shelters.
How bout the woman who was with them?
Hmmmm….she looks familiar:
She goes by Leesh Fernadez on the Facebook machine, and more than likely she was the ratchet crackbag who surrendered the dog in the first place.
Money over everything. This coming from a woman who couldn’t afford a dog so she had to steal it.
Here she is preparing to lay seige to a Dorchester porta-potty:
She wisely sells marijuana on the Facebook machine:
Unfortunately that only looks like a couple ounces, so she’ll have to start pushing more weight if she ever hopes to become a Massachusetts State Trooper.
Meanwhile the Boston ARL says they know who the French Toast Face Killah is, that he told them the dog ran away while he was walking him, and that they’re trying to get the dog back now with a $1,000 reward:
So…..what am I missing here? Obviously the dog did not run away, because Grandmaster Trash would’ve come back and told them what happened. So…..why isn’t he arrested? He confessed on video. He’s caught on tape doing it. Game over.
A lot of people are blaming the ARL for letting this happen. And although it’s not their fault, I could’ve told you the second I heard the French Toast Face Killah speak that he was there to steal a pit bull that his daughter more than likely abandoned previously. I just hope they find the dog in the next couple of days, because there’s a 0.0% chance these trashbags aren’t training it for dog fights.