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Friar Tummy Tuck Has Been Living It Up With Sperm Donor Recently Released From Prison After Stealing $4,700 From Taunton Grocery Store She Worked At


Taunton GazetteA former cashier at Trucchi’s Supermarket on Tremont Street in Taunton has been charged with larceny for allegedly using suspended transactions to steal approximately $4,700 from the grocery store. Taunton resident Stacy Poissant, 39, was later fired and charged with larceny over $1,200 by a single scheme. Police said they were contacted by the director of operations for Trucchi’s who told them a manager had become suspicious of Poissant when their new checkout system found that she had registered an abnormally high number of suspended transactions. Normally the suspended transaction is used for customers who forget to bring payment or do not bring enough money and intend to come back, at which point the transaction is resolved. But most of Poissant’s transactions were never resolved.

As a result, the police report said, the managers started viewing video footage of Poissant and found that she would often suspend transactions, open the cash register, remove money, put it in a side storage drawer and later take the money. The Trucchi’s employees shared the footage with police. According to the report, police and the Trucchi’s employees analyzed both video footage and paper records, and found that between July 8 and 20 alone, Poissant had 15 suspended transactions that totaled over $1,000. Other paperwork led police to believe that since April 6, Poissant had stolen a total of $4,725.34. Soon after Poissant admitted to both police and Trucchi’s employees that she had stolen money through the suspended transactions beginning in March after working there for seven months, but said she did not think she had stolen over $4,000, the report said. When asked why she took the money, she told police she had had financial and personal issues that caused her to fall on hard times.

She seems nice.

Not her fault though, she warned you that she can’t be controlled.

In fairness, she only meant to steal like, $1,500 tops. She just got a little carried away.

Friar Tummy Tuck claims that she was only stealing from work because she had “financial and personal issues that caused her to fall on hard times.” Except she was just on vacation last week on Cape Cod with her chinstrapped fiance lifer staying in a spa, where rooms run you around $300 a night

They stayed there for two weeks because….fuck it.

“Fallen on hard times.”

It gets better.

For the last year momma milkshake has been raising money for a variety of causes, including money to fee the starving police, firefighters and nurses.

Grocery store employees (AKA her).

And of course more for her after a car crash last year. Try your best to interpret this sentence and figure out where the periods are supposed to go.

Unfortunately periods have been few and far between for her over the years as she continues to shoot raw dog trophies out of her baby cannon.

She’s been pulling the “my friend in Florida got arrested, please send me $2” scam for years, so this is nothing new.

She also has plenty of money for tittoos.

And two weeks ago she contacted someone about booking another vacation next September to Disney World. Check out what she sent when she was asked about her budget.

Her GoFundMe. Whatever she can scam people out of.

Her fiance put out a video calling out all the haters today on Facebook.

If this face doesn’t scream SEX I don’t know what does.

When you start off your video by shouting out to your boy Boobie, who you refer to as “my dude,” who’s about to be released from jail any day now, you know you’re about to watch something peak ratchet.

“I woke up about an hour ago, took a shower, smoked three cigarettes.”

Another productive day in Taunton.

“I don’t care who you are, everybody makes mistakes.”

Yea some people drive 70 in a 55. Others steal $5K from a grocery store over a period of weeks. Everybody makes mistakes.

The best part about that video is how he spends 9 minutes rambling on about how people on Facebook are talking crap about his girl, and how he wants them to call him up instead. Bruh, this isn’t the 80’s and you’ve been locked up for far too long. This is just what people do now when a ratchet like your girl gets arrested. We talk a lot of shit on social media and then move onto the next one.

Chad Lawrence is a career criminal who’s spent many years of his wasted existence incarcerated.

He only recently got out and is obviously prioritizing the right things with his new found freedom.

Chad and Stacy are “Taunton engaged,” which means they’ve been together for 17 years, fucked around here and there on the side, she visited him in jail, and maybe someday they’ll go to the courthouse and fill out the paperwork to make it official.

Now that he’s out the can it’s time to get his father time on, courtesy of Trucchi’s Supermarket.

When someone asked her what her sperm donor went to jail for she reacted in the most ratchet way possible.

By making fun of someone’s dead mother.

Anyway, if either of these lovebirds wants to come on the live show this weekend they’re more than welcomed to. Either way, expect a phone call.


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64 Comment(s)
  • Jabba the WHAAAAA!?!?
    August 19, 2020 at 6:26 am

    If toenail fungus had facial features, this is what it would look like.

  • Wtf
    August 17, 2020 at 6:50 am


  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    August 15, 2020 at 10:49 am

    If i stole money from my job, I sure as fuck wouldn’t be eating at that gross ass Texas Roadhouse. Fuck Taunton.

  • I Don't Smoke
    August 14, 2020 at 8:08 pm

    WOW 3 THREE CIGARETTES When he woke up ?!?!??

  • Too soon??
    August 14, 2020 at 11:24 am

    What does Chad Lawrence and Patrick Evans have in common?

    They both put up with a bitch with a wandering eye

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 14, 2020 at 10:42 am

    That shmorgishborg Stacy and Chad are enjoying certainly looks delectable! Did you ever see such thick cut French fried potatoes!

  • Match.com
    August 14, 2020 at 10:05 am

    If those are the pictures that she posts imagine what she REALLY looks like.

  • Let’s be honest
    August 14, 2020 at 10:03 am

    The mistake was getting caught

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    August 14, 2020 at 9:59 am

    The boy friend’s beard looks like he went down on it, and came up with it.

  • Thats a rough 39
    August 14, 2020 at 7:49 am

    I know a pretend lawyer who would love represent her. The pretend law office of kate & peter

  • Kevin
    August 14, 2020 at 7:16 am

    As little Kevin from Home Alone said “geez Buzz Your girlfriend….WOOF”

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 14, 2020 at 6:39 am

    Stacy borrowed a dollar or two and it just got out of hand. The millionaires and billionaires that own Trucchi’s don’t need that money. Give Stacy her job back and just ask her kindly not to do it again. Case closed.

  • Fat Girl Titties
    August 14, 2020 at 12:27 am

    Jesus..GAWD. That eye was so painful to look at. FUCK!!

  • Pee Wee Herman
    August 13, 2020 at 10:16 pm

    Tell em large Marge sent ya.

  • Joe Biden
    August 13, 2020 at 9:27 pm

    i”d hit it.

    • Bill Clinton
      August 13, 2020 at 11:23 pm


  • Watt
    August 13, 2020 at 8:54 pm

    Greg the hammer valentine

  • Fuck that Bitch! She froze Solo in carbonite!
    August 13, 2020 at 7:41 pm


  • The Bitch Of Buchenwald
    August 13, 2020 at 7:21 pm

    mother of god, what does this scammers diet consist of? bacon & butter?

    • North of the Border
      August 13, 2020 at 9:21 pm

      Tubs of Crisco and 2-liter bottles of shitty generic soda.

  • hasng em
    August 13, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    They should both be publicly hung on a Saturday afternoon before a feast. With the number of insane criminals we could have hangings every day for the next ten years.

  • Throw Momma from the Train (She Be Pulling)
    August 13, 2020 at 5:14 pm


  • Stacy Poissant 39 looks like 59 bitch
    August 13, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    Cross-eyed fat fuck bitch that’s not yellow nail polish, that’s gunk she dug out of her ear or nose, filthy fat fuck. Retarded narrow eyed baby daddy making retarded babies.

  • No fuggly chicks
    August 13, 2020 at 4:52 pm

    I’ll bet their apartment smells like burrito farts and a full catbox. Imagine their poor landlord? He can’t evict them and even if he could it would take three months to de-stink the place.

  • Guinea Geisha
    August 13, 2020 at 4:31 pm

    Her hobbies include eating her friends in Florida and not using commas.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      August 13, 2020 at 11:08 pm

      This sentence no verb.

      • Guinea Geisha
        August 13, 2020 at 11:47 pm

        If u didn’t exist it wold be difficlt to nderstand yo.

        • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
          Luke Fondleberg
          August 14, 2020 at 3:51 am

          Proofread carefully to be sure you didn’t any words out.

          I am officially out of material.

  • ElJefe72
    August 13, 2020 at 3:57 pm

    Schools really need to start teaching the difference between “mistakes” and bad/wrong/poor decisions.

    • Casey Anthony
      August 13, 2020 at 4:05 pm

      Parents need to set a better example

      • ElJefe72
        August 13, 2020 at 5:32 pm

        In principle, I agree with you completely. In reality, however, there’s a reason these people are ratchets. Their parents, grandparents, etc. were ratchets as well. The only thing their parents taught them is how to scam the system.

      • ElJefe72
        August 13, 2020 at 5:34 pm

        BTW, how’s your daughter doing?

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      August 13, 2020 at 4:45 pm

      I hear that all of the time and it drives me fucking crazy. A poor choice is NOT a mistake. A poor choice is a poor choice. PERIOD.

      I he watches her. She’s got a wandering eye.

      Despite his name, he looks like he comes from the Island of Dr. Spics. He’s no catch but the ONLY reason, I mean the ONLY reason he is with her is to not work and to spend her money.

    • Covidiak
      August 13, 2020 at 11:30 pm

      Come on now, no teacher talk in this section. We’ve been blessed for a change with another riveting story……. But stay tuned…..zzzzzz…….

  • Bob
    August 13, 2020 at 3:50 pm

    Her driver’s license photo looks like a jack-o-lantern that’s starting to rot 2 weeks after Halloween . Or a basketball.

  • Twat
    August 13, 2020 at 3:42 pm

    Ah yes, Taunton, the armpit of the south coast, check that, asshole of the south coast. Previous commenter stated she should be in jail awaiting trial and I Couldn’t agree more. She’s nothing but a fugly drain on society who will never make restitution, and yet she can afford 2 weeks on the cape? The judge should see this and it absolutely should be used against her. Fuckin swamp donkey.

  • Dr Wu
    Sammy Davis Jr
    August 13, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    God DAMMIT!!

    Look me in the eye!!!

    • North of the Border
      August 13, 2020 at 4:10 pm

      No, the other one!!!

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      August 13, 2020 at 11:11 pm

      With one eye on first, and one eye on third, no one can steal home.

      Or second.

      • Lee Ho
        August 14, 2020 at 11:17 am

        Look out for pitch.

  • Mega Dump
    August 13, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    I bet they both take their one bathroom to pound town every time they hit the head. Pipes must titanium to handle those loads. Jeezussss

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    August 13, 2020 at 3:27 pm

    Can’t believe bloated Andrew Luck is so open about fucking a mentally challenged potato

  • Boe Jiden
    The important part...
    August 13, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    Is these Jabba the Slobs found each other. I can smell the stench of failure and parliments.
    There is not a shred of cotton that can resist their rolls. Another set of crossed eyed lovers milking the system and living the nightmare.

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    August 13, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    Folks, I think we have met Jabba the Hut’s sister.

  • Walter Sobchak
    August 13, 2020 at 3:15 pm

    Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?

  • Look at me when I speak to you.
    August 13, 2020 at 3:08 pm


  • Ray Patriarca
    Lord Gort
    August 13, 2020 at 3:03 pm

    She’s so ugly she couldn’t sneak up on a glass of water!
    I just *urp* almost threw up in my mouth thinking of those two bumpin’ uglies!
    Wondering what bridge this troll is hiding under!

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    August 13, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    No way you can sneak up on her with that eye already looking around every corner.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      August 13, 2020 at 2:50 pm

      Also she looks like one of the mutants from first Total Recall movie.

      • Dees nutz
        August 13, 2020 at 3:05 pm

        best comment I’ve read in months! Haha shit, though- so true!

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        August 13, 2020 at 4:48 pm

        Comment Gold right there! GOLD!

  • Osiris
    August 13, 2020 at 2:45 pm

    That’s a HARD 39 years on that girl.
    She looks 55.

  • Snarky Pete
    August 13, 2020 at 2:40 pm

    Greg “The Hammer” Valentine hasn’t aged well

  • Gov. Stacy Abrams
    August 13, 2020 at 2:39 pm

    Gross…..just fucking… gross. Painful to look at and a slob of a human. God help us!

  • Boston Irish
    Charlie Parker
    August 13, 2020 at 2:31 pm

    Fat slob heeds to be in jail waiting for trial. No way she can make restitution to trucci. Taunton is trash

  • Paul Casale
    Flip it & Reverse It...
    August 13, 2020 at 2:26 pm

    If you turn his head upside down, you will see that his beard matches his hairline.

    • North of the Border
      August 13, 2020 at 9:26 pm

      That was his face? I thought it was the “before” pic for an anal bleaching kit ad.

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Wang Chung
        August 13, 2020 at 11:13 pm

        His Asian doctor diagnosed him with the Zachary disease.

        His face look Zachary like his ass.

  • dude
    August 13, 2020 at 2:24 pm

    If she stole the money for a face-lift and liposuction, I would be more sympathy.

  • JoeMomma
    August 13, 2020 at 2:14 pm

    Explain to me again why we pay these people to breed?

    We’d be better off just flushing taxpayer money down the toilet.

  • North of the Border
    August 13, 2020 at 2:14 pm

    “If this face doesn’t scream SEX I don’t know what does.”

    More like it screams, “LEVEL 3 SEX OFFENDER.”

    I’m amazed dude even bothered with a to go box with that cholesterol vacuum sitting next to him. That bitch has fingers fatter than most normal arms. The only time she sweats is when Golden Corral is 5 minutes late opening. Shit, she probably thinks gravy is a food group.

    And yeah, slight difference between a mistake and being a full blown drain on fucking society, hon. Beat your face.

  • R Lee Ermey
    August 13, 2020 at 2:12 pm

    when are the fucktards of this world going to realize that posting shit on social media is going to bite you in the ass if you’re going to steal and do stupid shit? I guess that’s why they get caught.
    I agree, she does look like a toe.

  • Hi ho silver
    August 13, 2020 at 2:05 pm

    When Taunton closed the mental hospital,the former “guest” moved in with the local citizens who got money from the state.low and behold sex was in the mix ,and one of the many reasons Taunton has so many odd folks like this cockeyed meatmuck

  • New boot goofin'
    August 13, 2020 at 1:58 pm

    She looks like a toe

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