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Frobo And The Lord Of The Onion Rings Get High As Shit, Pass Out, Wake Up With Cops In Soon To Be Condemned House Because Crotch Fruit Is Moonwalking On The Roof 


WFSBTwo people in Ansonia were arrested after police received calls about a little boy on a roof. David Hustek, 23, and 20-year-old Sarah Barker face risk of injury to a minor and first-degree reckless endangerment charges. Police said they were called around 8:45 a.m. on Wednesday to a home on Main Street. An eyewitness shared Snapchat video with Channel 3 showing the toddler on top of the roof. See it here.

Officers said they found a 2-year-old boy on the roof of the home, which was about 30 feet off the ground. Hear the 911 call here. One of the officers was able to convince the child to not move while up there. Another officer forced entry into the home and found Hustek, the child’s father, and Barker, the child’s aunt, asleep and unaware of what happened.

“They were both sleeping. Actually when the officers forced entry they woke them up. That’s what alerted them to the situation of the child being out on the roof,” said Ansonia Police Lt. Patrick Lynch.

The Snapchat video shows Hustek eventually pulling the boy back inside through the third floor window. A short time later, officers took him and Barker into custody. The child was transported to a local hospital for precautionary reasons.

“At 2 years old, the balance isn’t always the best, he’s 30 feet up in the air. Any slight movement and he could fall. It was a trying time for them to keep him stationary and get in the house to get him off the roof,” Lynch said.

Police said the home was in deplorable conditions. City officials inspected and condemned it. Hustek and Barker were both charged with risk of injury to a minor and reckless endangerment. Both were held on $10,000 bonds.

What a slopqueef love triangle this is. The baby’s mommy is Kaitland, and she’s of course in rehab with her infinity tittoo.

Because that sea donkey has had DCF visit her house infinity times.

She abandons her family to get clean and the next thing you know the two year old’s going for a walk on the roof.

That’s what happens when you leave Daddy alone and he invites your lord of the onion rings sister over to babysit.

Next thing you know she’s having a meth siesta with your boy toy, the house is getting condemned, and your crotch fruit is applying for jobs as a roofer.

Speaking of Frobo, he’s undergone quite the transformation as he evolved into fatherhood.

Let this be a reminder to half the population of Webster – if you have a pubestache and a pube goatee collecting dirt on your face, there is still hope for you to one day have actual real facial hair. Frobo certainly has come a long way from his gangsta days.

This appears to be his first poon polyp, but she already had one of her own. Guess what his name is?

There was a 99.99% chance it was gonna rhyme with Aidan. Kayden, Braden, Rayden, Jayden, Ninja Gaydon – naming your kid anything that rhymes with Aidan is a ratchet rite of passage, just like flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats and quitting your job at Dunkins to become a CNA.

Finally, this was my favorite Facebook post of his.

You got that right Frobo. The scariest part of parenting is getting fucked up on a Tuesday afternoon and waking up to the cops in your house because your semen demon is doing the moonwalk up on the roof of your soon to be condemned house. Do me a favor and get neutered so that no other child has to be born into a junkie slampig den ever again.


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33 Comment(s)
  • noslo77
    October 8, 2019 at 10:20 am

    is that snowball from Clerks?

  • Fat Girl Titties
    October 5, 2019 at 1:05 pm

    That’s a hard 23 and 20. What’s up with dude’s water head and her walrus face? That poor baby has these science experiments gone wrong for family. Jesus Christ!

  • Metro West Guy
    September 29, 2019 at 10:53 am

    As much as you might think your own parents were lousy, it could have always been worse. Case in point…

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 28, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    I suggest the name Hobo Faggins

    • tea bag
      September 28, 2019 at 10:50 pm

      ok finn. dick.

  • Ron Burgandy
    September 28, 2019 at 11:33 am

    That helpful yougun was just adjusting the dish…

  • Captain Trips
    Squeaky Fromme
    September 28, 2019 at 10:19 am

    He does look like Charles Manson. He just needs to carve a swastika on his forehead to complete the transformation.

  • Silencio Dogood
    September 28, 2019 at 3:10 am

    she’s a Barker all right, buried alive behind those tiny piglet eyes, after reducing her “man” to a practice shell of his former self, with a child, hiding from becoming dinner.

  • Darth Mama
    September 27, 2019 at 11:10 pm

    Is it me or does this dude look like Charles Manson?

  • Just sayin
    September 27, 2019 at 11:07 pm

    Some women get chocolate onion rings on their forehead. Just sayin.

  • Judge dread
    September 27, 2019 at 10:49 pm

    Send both of them to the spice mines. If they refuse, I have contacts from China that will export them out of the country. NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

    I’m going against the grain here but these spit lube degenerates need to be exported ASAP.

    The stalks are not for them.

  • Dr. Getsnipped
    September 27, 2019 at 9:49 pm

    Her face looks like it ate her face and his hair looks like a pedophile Snapchat filter.

  • crap
    September 27, 2019 at 8:14 pm

    what a crapface

  • ElJefe72
    September 27, 2019 at 8:09 pm

    Lord of the Onion Rings and Can’t Jemima are sisters, aren’t they?

  • Finn
    September 27, 2019 at 7:49 pm

    OMG Frobo and Lord of the Onion Rings hahhahaha I’m laughing so hard right now from that Title I hope I don’t pass out and get my face eaten off by all my cats!!! (I hope those names are staying).

    Get Fucked,

    • Real_Finn
      Fake Finn Sucks
      September 28, 2019 at 7:06 am

      Ew. You sound zero like him. (guessing he’s a he0

    • John Doe
      September 28, 2019 at 2:33 pm

      Finn definitely fucked up the fake Finn IRL. The butthurt is real

  • funky donuts
    September 27, 2019 at 7:46 pm

    They may need to open a new “donut dip” if no whatamee.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 27, 2019 at 7:45 pm

    That dudes head is just a scrub brush for her thick, fupanated twat. Imagine the smell of his beard and hair after that cleaning…probably smells like a dead walrus.

  • Josh's Bra
    September 27, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    “Lord of the onion rings” I’m dead

  • Fuck Pig
    September 27, 2019 at 6:53 pm

    I’d rather toss Husek’s salad that be in the same room as Blubber McBarker

  • poopsoda
    September 27, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    She like the weird whiffy walnut playdoe?

  • Moishe
    September 27, 2019 at 6:05 pm

    It’s “Fiddler on the Roof”, not “Toddler”.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    September 27, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    People need to back off! David and Sarah fell asleep! The child was just playing on the roof! All you busybodies need to mind your own beeswax!

    • liawtha is finn
      September 28, 2019 at 2:36 pm


      you suck. nice try. I own your brains.

  • Marie
    September 27, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    What is wrong with his head? He looks a little like Charles Manson in the last pic, but really wtf?

  • Real_Finn
    September 27, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    What the fuck is wrong with his head? It’s like the clown from IT and Jesus had a baby.

  • hartf811
    September 27, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    Jack Sprat could eat no fat …..his wife couldn’t eat no lean…..
    His cousin, baby batter mixer, wife’s sister ……… Oh never mind. These blubber blowfish baby mommas just make me sick.

  • buttrippah
    September 27, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    Mama get a Taco Torpedo on her grill?

    • bonappetit
      September 27, 2019 at 4:29 pm

      Typical girl that get tainted pinecone faced.

  • Alan Bohdiewicz
    AJ Alphonse
    September 27, 2019 at 3:44 pm

    That’s the first one of many giant cries for help in this kid’s life.

  • the good life is over
    September 27, 2019 at 3:07 pm

    after reading tb for sometime now,i think as a spieces,we are not going to last much longer,the gene pool has been polluted beyond repair

  • Travis Rearick
    September 27, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    Why isn’t she being charged with reckless enlargement as well???

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