“Fuck The Po-lease” Gash Mallet Kyle Shockley Gets Attacked By Cheesehog Mafia While Filming Lowell PD, Prompting Him To Call The Cops For Help Proving What A Cop Block Fraud He Is

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We’ve written about Kyle Shockley, the gash mallet who goes around recording the Lowell Police and generally being a nuisance, many times before.

The failed marine is well known around town town for his “copwatch” videos, and pretty much everyone hates him now. And since he hates the police he’d obviously never call them in a bind if one of these people came after him, right? Well, apparently we now know the answer to that question from last night’s livestream, starting at the 1:21 mark:

“Are you an officer? I’d like to report an assault and battery please!” – Chud who spends every waking hour of every waking day yelling “fuck the po-lease.”

This might’ve been my favorite Kyle Shockley fuck 12 comment:

“You need to tone it down sergeant. You should take the cock out of your mouth right now and listen to what the fuck I’m saying.”

He totally hates the cops guy. Until a chick gives him a boo-boo.

And yes, it was a chick who did that. Granted it was the entire vigilante cheesehog mafia that was out patrolling the streets that night.

But it was the chick who suddenly burst into a sprint and charged at him like an EBT-Rex at Walmart on Black Friday….

And this guy right here is almost as bad as the gash mallet.

We get it dude, he’s annoying as shit. But he has a right to be a pissant, and you’re the hardo no one asked for to save us from him. Just let him embarrass himself. Point and laugh at him. Record him. Stuff like that. But actually physically assaulting him makes you an even bigger dink than him. No one is impressed.

However, at the end of the day at least they got him to call the cops, proving once and for all what a gigantic fraud Kyle Shockley really is.

17 Comment(s)
  • MK
    March 6, 2020 at 6:20 pm

    I know the guy pictured last in the article – he is my old boss. Can provide more info if desired – dude is a REAL cheese hog for sure

  • CozyMalignantTumor
    August 3, 2018 at 10:14 am

    I was initially taken with this site, until it became obvious they go out of their way to suck serious police cock every chance they get.

  • Mike
    August 3, 2018 at 9:39 am

    Dont know how to contact you but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE get to the bottom of the SJW from smith collage. You have to see her bullshit interview and then her twitter comments. This has to be the biggest bullshit since you outted the Black market and their fake graffiti.

  • Justin
    August 3, 2018 at 9:09 am

    I disagree with portraying the crowd following this guy as “cheesehogs”. I think they’re heroes just trying to defend their own neighborhood. Good for them.

  • Big. daddy
    August 3, 2018 at 8:48 am

    Was I the only one waiting for some drunk Illegal Immy to drive down the street and run his weazy shlumpy ass down on the sidewalk? Why can’t we have it happen to this guy instead of some doctor out for a bike ride…?

  • ncfoothillbilly
    August 2, 2018 at 10:31 pm

    ‘Sweatin To The Foldies’
    Its good to see them getting some exercise for a change.

  • Fk everyone in that video
    August 2, 2018 at 8:55 pm

    The whole crowd is a rancid barrel of smashed assholes.
    Fucking Dysfunction Junction, USA.

  • itsjustme
    August 2, 2018 at 6:34 pm

    I have always said, the minute these anti police people need the police for any little incident they would be calling them in a heartbeat.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Old Gumshoe
    August 2, 2018 at 5:40 pm

    Back in my day, if that Mook had said to me what he said to that Sgt ( take the cock out of your mouth), he would have needed to make an appointment for dental implants afterwards. Methinks his mouth would have accidentally collided with my 20oz lead-weighted sap. Accidents do happen. Of course, he’d get medical attention…..after he was booked.

    • Robert
      July 25, 2019 at 5:05 am

      Of course he would call the police if he needed help. That is what police are for ” to serve and protect “. His point is there are many corrupted tyrants out there and everyone knows it.

  • Donald Trump
    August 2, 2018 at 5:27 pm

    Cowardly Kyle. You hear about this guy? He follows and videotapes them because he hates them. Yet, The first sign of trouble and this Pussy is calling the cops. He’s a disgrace.

  • dkp
    August 2, 2018 at 4:34 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The cops went from douchebags to “officers” pretty quick. I just wish they had pummeled him into a wet spot..he deserves it.

  • Acid Bath
    August 2, 2018 at 3:28 pm

    I wanted them to beat Kyle with pipes and record it.

  • z
    August 2, 2018 at 1:21 pm

    Everyone needs a hobby.

    Now, am I expected to pick one side because that is going to be kind of tough?

    He sounds like he watched Dodge Ball too many times and he’s wearing the Ben Stiller characters persona.

    I wonder if he has inflatable package pants?

    White Goodman: Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey… Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur.

    Peter La Fleur: Alliteration aside, I’ll take my chances in the tournament.

    White Goodman: Yeah, you will take your chances.

    Peter La Fleur: I know. I just said that.

    White Goodman: I know you just said that.

    Peter La Fleur: Okay, I’m not sure where you’re going with this.

    White Goodman: Well, I’m not sure where *you’re* going with this.

    Peter La Fleur: That’s what I said.

    White Goodman: That’s what I’m saying to *you*.

    Peter La Fleur: All right.

    White Goodman: …Touché

  • Failed Marine
    August 2, 2018 at 12:20 pm

    He was charged in lowell for witness intimidation for filming a witness of a shooting or break in or something. The judge dismissed the charges of course. This Chud also films police head quarters. Check out his YouTube channel.

  • ElJefe72
    August 2, 2018 at 12:19 pm

    “vigilante cheesehog mafia” and the picture right below it gave me a real good belly laugh. Thanks Turtleboy, I needed that.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 2, 2018 at 12:18 pm


    Are we learning yet?

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