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We’ve written about Kyle Shockley, the gash mallet who goes around recording the Lowell Police and generally being a nuisance, many times before.
The failed marine is well known around town town for his “copwatch” videos, and pretty much everyone hates him now. And since he hates the police he’d obviously never call them in a bind if one of these people came after him, right? Well, apparently we now know the answer to that question from last night’s livestream, starting at the 1:21 mark:
“Are you an officer? I’d like to report an assault and battery please!” – Chud who spends every waking hour of every waking day yelling “fuck the po-lease.”
This might’ve been my favorite Kyle Shockley fuck 12 comment:
“You need to tone it down sergeant. You should take the cock out of your mouth right now and listen to what the fuck I’m saying.”
He totally hates the cops guy. Until a chick gives him a boo-boo.
And yes, it was a chick who did that. Granted it was the entire vigilante cheesehog mafia that was out patrolling the streets that night.
But it was the chick who suddenly burst into a sprint and charged at him like an EBT-Rex at Walmart on Black Friday….
And this guy right here is almost as bad as the gash mallet.
We get it dude, he’s annoying as shit. But he has a right to be a pissant, and you’re the hardo no one asked for to save us from him. Just let him embarrass himself. Point and laugh at him. Record him. Stuff like that. But actually physically assaulting him makes you an even bigger dink than him. No one is impressed.
However, at the end of the day at least they got him to call the cops, proving once and for all what a gigantic fraud Kyle Shockley really is.