Gabby Douglas Didn’t Put Her Hand On Her Heart During National Anthem And Self-Righteous Patriotic” Americans Won’t Shut The Fuck Up

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A lot of people have been talking about Gabby Douglas not putting her hand over her heart when the National Anthem was playing and the U.S. women were accepting their gold medals in gymnastics:

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Turtleboy cannot stand self-described patriotic Americans who get off on lecturing other people about how they’re not patriotic enough. These are the same people who freak out if the American flag accidentally touches the ground or someone wears American flag underpants.  All these self righteous assholes need to shut up and get over themselves. Gaggy Douglas is a national freaking treasure. She’s done more for America than any of you jingo dingo dooshnozzles ever have or ever will.

This Turtleboy loves America more than any mother fucker out there, and not once have I ever put my hand on my heart during the national anthem. Your job is to stare up at the flag and love what it represents. It’s not the pledge of allegiance and we were not taught to put our hands on our heart when it goes up.

And yes, there is an element of race to this. I honestly believe that if this were Ally Raisman no one would give a shit. But it’s the fact that it’s a sassy looking black chick that’s getting right wingers’ panties in a bunch. As someone who leans right, I’d really appreciate it if you would just shut the fuck up and stop embarrassing the rest of us who think normally.

The bottom line is that there is nothing more American than the women’s gymnastic team and Michael Phelps. Watching them do what they do makes me so proud to live in the greatest country on earth. We don’t just win, we destroy everyone and set records. Anyone who takes a shot at any of them is no friend of Turtleboy.



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37 Comment(s)
  • susan
    August 16, 2016 at 9:19 pm

    I have seen veterans show respect. Why not everyone else?

  • August 13, 2016 at 8:49 pm

    Complete piece of shit
    Respect period
    Oh wait she gets a pass
    Right she checkers the block which says “B” for entitled
    Piece of shit

  • Wabbitt
    August 13, 2016 at 7:38 pm

    I love the people saying that they were taught to put their hand over their heart during the national anthem from childhood. Well, then, that means you’re not even eight years old. Because that wasn’t signed into law until Bush II signed the Defense Authorization Act of 2009 on October 14, 2008.

    Calm the fuck down. This “law” you’re screaming about is a set of advisory rules, not criminal statutes. Gabby Douglas isn’t going to have cuffs slapped on her the second her plane lands back in the states because she didn’t put her hand over her heart. The chick is a two time Olympian and one of the best gymnasts this country has ever produced. She’s a national hero on the level of Shannon Miller, Kerri Strug, Dominique Dawes, Carly Patterson, Nastia Liukin, Shawn Johnson, and – dare I say it, Mary Lou Retton. She’s not on the upper echelon of Olympic legends like Michael Phelps, Jackie Joyner-Kersee, Carl Lewis, or Mark Spitz. But she’s way up there.

  • Wwy
    August 13, 2016 at 4:15 pm

    See I’m always right Hope Solo from the transgender/lesbian us “women’s” soccer after losing called Sweden cowards. What a horrible way to represent America 1st to send lesbian guys to play women’s soccer and then act like cunts when they lose. Is it cause she’s white, no turtle riders/turtle Jews and inbred reps from Georgia have responded to the dykes comments and TB she has a criminal record right up your alley. Gabby don’t put your hand over your heart who wants to be part of a warlike mentality only dumb Americans bring to the olympics. I hate being correct so much it hurts others feelings.

  • Steven Stover
    August 12, 2016 at 10:48 pm

    Just another Michelle that I don’t give a fuck about.

  • Chris
    August 12, 2016 at 12:54 pm

    Please read Title 36 of the United States Code. It is Federal Law to put your right hand over your heart for The Pledge, the National Anthem, when the flag passes in a parade, when the flag is raised and lowered, and during the playing of “Taps” at a funeral. I also recommend doing it for auxiliary patriotic songs such as “God Bless America”, etc.

  • NavyChief
    August 12, 2016 at 12:16 pm

    I think you missed the mark on this one.

  • Publius
    August 12, 2016 at 11:55 am

    If this was Ally Raisman people sure as hell would give a shit. TB playing the race card. The world has come full circle.

  • Bill S
    August 12, 2016 at 10:29 am

    TB obviously not a vet or patriot disrespect our flag disrespect this great country you got this one seriously wrong

  • Chris From Georgia
    August 12, 2016 at 9:43 am

    As a representative of the US it is inexcusable for her to not have shown the proper respect when the National Anthem was played. TB you are way off base on this!

    • Harvey
      August 12, 2016 at 9:48 am

      It’s not like she stood there eating chicken and peeing her pants while it played.

    • Mike
      August 12, 2016 at 11:10 am

      I think TB has a new writer. lately some of the articles have been off and strewn with bad information.

  • Paper Moon
    August 12, 2016 at 9:05 am

    I can’t believe the two black girls are pushed to the back of the bus behind those white privileged uppity girls. #BLM but not at the Olympics I guess.

  • bird
    August 12, 2016 at 8:55 am

    Proper protocol calls for the hand over the heart while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance not during the playing of the National Anthem.

  • Barnyard
    August 12, 2016 at 8:47 am

    TB… finally had to bring in the race factor. why ? Black or white… She fucked up up..period

  • True Reality Speaks
    Mirror Mirror
    August 12, 2016 at 8:39 am

    Will you eat your own words after the Olympics when she comes out of the closet as a BLM supporter?

    Of course not… Libs have no capacity for character or integrity.

  • LOB
    August 12, 2016 at 8:07 am

    Turtleboy has blown a gasket!

  • Bill P.
    August 12, 2016 at 7:16 am

    Well said, TB.

  • Wwy
    August 12, 2016 at 3:58 am

    Yea bob easy with the xenophobia talking about Jesus Christ it’s borderline anti-Semitic. Ha!

    • Why Wwy?
      August 12, 2016 at 6:04 am

      One. Note. Loser.

  • BobnMic
    August 12, 2016 at 3:13 am

    Alright enough is enough already Jesus Fucking Christ. Where in the flying fuck of all known global flying fucks is it ok for someone on that Olympic stage being seen around the world dissing the United States of America? Who the fuck does she think she is? The BLM crew? Fucking WOW. I hoping this was just an oversight on her part and she was ooops stupid but that’s just me. I want to believe that. I really do.

    But – It was probably intentional and sickening.

  • PG
    August 12, 2016 at 2:42 am

    Any Olympic athlete that doesn’t put their hand over their heart during the playing of the national anthem while receiving medals should eat a bag of dicks. I read an article that says Michael Phelps did the same thing when receiving one of his medals this year. I don’t know if that’s true, they haven’t shared any videos, but if is true the video should be linked to the story, and it doesn’t matter how many medals Phelps won, he should eat a bag of dicks too. Race isn’t the motivating factor behind these stories.

    I could care less if the American flag touches the ground or if people wear American flag underwear. No one cares how the average American citizen chooses to express themselves through freedom of speech. It is completely irrelevant to this conversation of Olympic athlete levels of respect. Olympic athletes are representatives of the countries they compete for.

    If you’re receiving an Olympic medal, your national anthem is playing, and you don’t put your hand over your heart, again, you can eat a bag of dicks. And if you’re the only person on the national TEAM of 5 members that isn’t displaying expected and required levels of respect during international sporting events, then you’re being purposely ignorant, naive, and making a fool of yourself and your country. None of these garbage excuses of “Gabby might be too tired” or “we don’t know what is wrong with Gabby or going on in her personal life” is applicable, like the Yahoo article analysis used as an excuse to give her a pass because of “diversity” and “she got enough crap for her hair 4 years ago in London.” Especially considering this isn’t Gabby’s first rodeo. She obviously realized she screwed up since she publically apologized.

    • Abe Washington
      August 12, 2016 at 7:42 am

      I guess someone ought to shoot her then?

      • PG
        August 12, 2016 at 11:01 am

        Lol no

    • Paper Tiger
      August 12, 2016 at 9:03 am

      It was all she could do to refrain from thrusting her fist in the air and representin’

  • Chris Seith
    August 12, 2016 at 2:04 am

    a xenophobic calling out racists hahahahahaha

  • Wwy
    August 12, 2016 at 1:05 am

    Can’t wait to read the racist comments now,oh she should stand like this,and clap,no she lives in a free country too many Americans don’t know freedom like my free speech it hurts sometimes but people here need it. So they get it.

    • Chris Seith
      August 12, 2016 at 2:00 am

      nah not your free speech. but tbs half right, the olympics are suck.

    • GFY
      August 12, 2016 at 7:05 pm

      every comment you make here just gets dumber and dumber

  • Wwy
    August 12, 2016 at 12:44 am

    Thank you TB for this ,this girl represented America on the world stage with all class,the whole team. Maybe top officials can do the same and learn from a bright teenager how America should be represented.

    • Paperback
      August 12, 2016 at 9:00 am

      Gabby represented herself. You can tell she’s miserable and only in it for the endorsements. Smile instead of the look of disdain.

  • Reddog
    August 12, 2016 at 12:43 am

    Gabby didn’t stand and clap with the rest of her teammates when Simone and ally won gold and silver tonight. She looks like a spoiled whiney bitch,not like happy and excited in 2012. Ally Rhayesman has the best butt in all of sports hands down!

    • GoneWest
      August 12, 2016 at 10:59 am

      You butchered her name, but I would completely agree.

    • Wabbitt
      August 13, 2016 at 7:22 pm

      No way man. McKayla Maroney’s ass is a work of art. Aly’s a fine little piece, but I wouldn’t even put her in the top 5 hottest American athletes ever.

  • Turd Burglestein
    August 12, 2016 at 12:39 am

    Gaggy Douglas??? Lol.

    • Turd Burglestein
      August 12, 2016 at 12:41 am

      That sounds like the name for an olympic cock swallower.

  • Realist
    August 12, 2016 at 12:04 am

    Drop the mic…..! Good job TB!

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