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Gap Tooth Grundle Gremlin Yells “Yo Momma,” Calls Boston Police Chief A Stupid Fat Fuck Cowboy At Roxbury Press Conference Where Guy Was Killed Before Getting To Play With Rachael Rollins Badge

 

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This is Joao Depina, a self described community activist from Boston who follows the scanner around looking for drama and asks you to donate to his PayPal so he can keep doing that.

He ran for City Council in 2017…..

….but it didn’t go as planned.

He’s still politically active though and is a big supporter for District Attorney Rachael Rollins.

And of course he’s also chummy with Boston’s biggest racist, Monica “Can I get a” Grant?

Over the weekend three men were shot in the South End/Roxbury area and one of them died.

So of course Joao showed up to harass cops and go after Chief William Gross, who he apparently hates despite posing for selfies with him.

He streamed it live on Facebook, and it was everything you dreamed it would be and more. Around the 23 minute mark he starts giving it to some cops who had set up a perimeter for absolutely no reason. Then around the 40 minute mark he starts harassing Willie Gross, who may or may not have subtly given him the finger, before losing his ever loving mind, vowing to disrupt the press conference, following through on his threat, and being consoled by Rachael Rollins herself (she comes on around the 1:06 mark).

His voice sounds like two cartons of Newport Lights making a baby. He is the black Josh Abrams with smaller tits. Maybe I missed the part where Chief Gross talked shit about his momma, but he sure seemed to have a thing for Willie’s momma.

“With your crazy college degree that you got cuz you was fucking the administrator bitch. I know your business Willie. You stupid fat fuck!!” 

“My momma’s way beautiful and better looking then yours will ever be. And mine is still alive and doing well. You’re gonna suck dick when she dies.”

“Ya fat cowboy. YOUR MOMMA, YOUR MOMMA, YOUR MOMMA, YOUR MOMMA, YOUR MOMMA, YOUR MOMMA!!! 

All I could think of was….

He has since changed his profile picture to Gross flipping the bird in his direction which he totally deserved.

Keep in mind, someone had just died and two more were suffering from gunshot wounds, but instead of respecting that Joao decided to cause a scene and make it all about him.

This is what it sounded like on the news.

“You should’ve never given me the finger and you wouldn’t have had a mother fucking problem. Ya fat cowboy!”

I’m not gonna lie, I laughed.

Luckily Auntie Rachael was there to make him feel special and keep him from getting arrested, which almost definitely would’ve happened because he’s obviously incapable of any sort of self control. The conversation was hilarious.

“He gave me the finger Rachael.”

“Where?”

“Right out here on camera.”

“Today?”

“He told me My momma and gave me the middle finger.”

“He shouldn’t, let me make a comment about what happened tonight and I will come right back to you. Can you hold my phone and my badge? Please, I don’t want them to do anything, you are entitled to what you are feeling. If that happened that shouldn’t have happened.”

“That’s what happened, I have it on camera Rachael.”

“OK but look at me. I don’t want you to be bothered by the police tonight.”

“My heart is pounding.”

“I felt that.”

“Hold my badge and my phone, I trust you with my belongings.”

This chick really is like the neighborhood ratchet whisperer. She knows how to calm them down because grundle gremlins like this are a significant part of her campaign team. Just let them play with your badge and tell them you’re investigating their very serious allegation of the chief of police talking shit about Joe Momma so they can feel special and go back to leafletting for you next election cycle. I’ll give Rachael Rollins one thing – she is the ultimate politician. She knows exactly how to present herself as fair and not radical by going on Tucker Carlson and Howie Carr, but at the end of the day this is who she represents, and there’s a reason people like Joao have a direct line to her. All they have to do is just not embarrass her publicly like Monica did and she won’t cut bait.

 

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52 Comment(s)
  • Wastefield Bartender
    September 28, 2020 at 11:46 am

    I love the insults he’s lobbing at Chief Gross, ya know because he’s the picture of good health. Bless Willie’s heart for not walking over and back handing this asshole. (I know there is NO WAY I could keep my cool with this uneducated dumbass hurling those insults at me!) When are these Team Monica scumbags going to crawl back into the holes they slithered out of? I have a news flash for Joao DePina….you are worthless. Listening to your scanner and showing up at crime scenes accomplishes absolutely nothing but a headache for everyone listening to your whiney, out of breath, lispy tirade, you repeating piece of shit. My favorite part??? How you repetitively refer to Chief Gross a fat ass and criticize his wardrobe choices. 1. You are wearing a fucking superman t-shirt in pics with your God MCG. 2. When you are approaching the police tape (not even in a run, maybe a brisk walk) you are so winded it sounds like you just got done running the marathon. Fuck you and all your cohorts. You are an activist? Try using the truth once in your useless life. You are a unemployed pile of shit. Get a fucking job and then you wouldn’t have so much damn time to follow crime scenes.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    September 23, 2020 at 10:45 am

    Holy shit. That video is remarkable for so many reasons. What an entitled, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizing, racist, limp-wristed drama queen.

    His casual racism is jaw-dropping: “See these apartments? These brown stones? A lot of rich white college kids who go to Northeastern live here. You know black people don’t live here. Oooh look, a bunch of Annies (white girls) here. When I canvassed for votes here there were a lot of Beckys, Elizabeths, Karens…”

    The cops showed incredible restraint not arresting him for disorderly conduct. And what the fuck is Channel 1? Who the hell does he think he is, some ratchet Todd Kazakiewich?

  • Independent Thinker
    September 23, 2020 at 7:35 am

    We need more people like Commissioner Gross. Unfortunately, upstanding men, such as the Commissioner, are not considered to be role models in the black community.

  • Cheddah
    September 22, 2020 at 9:17 pm

    This guy is just absolutely pathetic.. I’d love to see Gross beat the bag out of him, but it just wouldn’t be a fair fight. Not even worth his time..

  • Spigger
    September 22, 2020 at 8:56 am

    Cape Verde is an island off the coast of west africa on the way to Haiti. This is where the slave ships dumped off the nogs that were too sick or stupid to even be slaves. Interbreeding with spics created the spiggers. Now they have a new home. It’s called BROCKTON.

    • IDGAF
      September 22, 2020 at 6:52 pm

      It’s actually off the west coast of Africa you dumb fuck…clearly you are one of the spiggers you speak of…you’ve probably been called it enough times to coin it into something fun so you and the rest of your aunt & uncle-cousins would have something to call yourselves and the inbred homies. Go suck your dad-brother’s dick. Keep Haiti out of your narrative if you no nothing about geography, you stupid simp. If you’re going to try to be a racist, be an educated one or at the very least, one that knows how to use the internet..ooops sorry, I meant innanet for you chin strap.

  • Guinea Geisha
    September 22, 2020 at 1:27 am

    Was Barry white? Was Clint black? Was George strait? Was Marvin gay? All these questions make Stevie wonder… is Joao Depina just a ratchet diva?

  • Dom Columbo
    September 21, 2020 at 11:02 pm

    TB, you wrote about this guy before. He was putting flyers on cars at a church in Dorchester and when the priest collected them all, he slapped them out of his hands in the parking lot. That was about two years ago. He has not stopped since.

  • Judge dread
    September 21, 2020 at 10:24 pm

    I like how the chief totally kept his cool. If I were in his shoes I would have slapped the taste out of his mouth.

  • Monica Grant
    September 21, 2020 at 8:49 pm

    JC learn how to spell .Did you pass the 3rd grade . Who cares what race he is white Black spanish Cape Verde or Swedish ..or Russian …he’s a clown

  • J c
    September 21, 2020 at 8:11 pm

    Look at all the losers on here. Especially the one that said he is spanish. Correction hes cape verdean. But yall wouldnt know because ur lil ignorants fucks dont leave ur nice suburban towns. Well except for when u have to go see the prostitutes you searched for on craigslist. Ih and btw turtle boy…at thr end of ur article you too asked for donations. Hilarious

    • the virgin Connie Swail
      September 21, 2020 at 9:09 pm

      hi soyboy

      • Joe Friday
        September 22, 2020 at 8:36 am

        It was on TV this weekend, watched it for the first time in about 15 years.

    • Not MCG
      September 22, 2020 at 8:43 am

      But he identifies as an asshole. Maybe he is MCG’s asshole?

      • Luke Fondleberg
        September 23, 2020 at 2:24 am

        That would be a large asshole right there.

  • Ugh.....
    September 21, 2020 at 6:36 pm

    I got as far as paying the church “tides”. These people are priceless.

  • North of the Border
    September 21, 2020 at 5:50 pm

    Jam a stick up his ass and you can use his face for a rake.

  • Henry
    September 21, 2020 at 5:32 pm

    My respect for the police commissioner just went up fucking 1,000,000,000% good for you man

  • GO CHICAGO BOONS GO
    September 21, 2020 at 5:05 pm

    CHICAGO — Thirty-nine primates were shot, six fatally in another weekend of violence across Chicago for an abysmal 15% kill rate, police said.

    In an effort to promote positivity in harder hit neighborhoods, a group of Chicago musicians organized a peace walk Saturday that took place on the South Side. Rappers G Herbo, Vic Mensa, Joey Purp and Chance the Rapper were among the organizers. We really need to remind whitey and the popo dat dis is dey fault. We want accountability. Whitey must be punisged because we done chimp out all day everyday, yo, the musician sources were quoted as saying.

  • Joao Depina, aka. ASSWIPE
    September 21, 2020 at 4:58 pm

    I dont like when people get in my business especially when my business is to get into their business dedpite not haveing the understanding of what they do

  • Mumbles Menino
    September 21, 2020 at 4:45 pm

    Monica is a 400 pound ape

    • Zinia
      September 21, 2020 at 5:00 pm

      Don’t talk about my BFF like dat

  • Captain Kirk
    September 21, 2020 at 4:42 pm

    MCG goddammit I asked you to report to the transporter room with your 7x Red shirt. Bring him with you. Don’t ask questions I’ll fill you in at the end of the episode.

  • Call BS
    September 21, 2020 at 3:44 pm

    And do it frequently..

    Boston media is now reporting that the state is now asking low-Covid districts why they went remote despite recommendations.

    Ummm…can you repeat the question? Ok, yeah…I’ve been advised by legal counsel not to answer that question

    And the state will be fine with that answer without accountability or consequences, because they ask tough questions and care about education and children! Don’t forget that!

    • Luke Fondleberg
      September 23, 2020 at 2:26 am

      All of this while the Commissioner of DESE continues to work remotely, from home.

  • Ayanna the bald spade
    September 21, 2020 at 3:20 pm

    And the apes wonder why all self respecting white people move away as soon as they move into a neighborhood

  • WHITE PRIDE WORLD WIDE
    September 21, 2020 at 3:12 pm

    This dude is not black by any means. He is Spanish and is just trying to cash in on a fad that will be replaced real soon.

    • johny two times
      September 21, 2020 at 7:07 pm

      he’s a spigger, half spic half moon cricket

    • johny two times
      September 21, 2020 at 7:08 pm

      he’s a spigger, half spic half moon cricket

      .

      • I see what you did there
        September 21, 2020 at 9:25 pm

        Very clever.

        Not

    • Manny
      September 21, 2020 at 10:59 pm

      He’s Cape Verdean

      • NOT MCG
        September 22, 2020 at 8:46 am

        So Monica has a Portuguese asshole?

  • Dom Columbo
    September 21, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    This is just the tip of the iceberg with this wingnut. Check out his “exposed by DePina” rants. He is an overt racist just like MCG.

  • Done with this shit
    September 21, 2020 at 3:05 pm

    Unfortunately, the wrong person got shot,

  • Mom’s Basement
    September 21, 2020 at 3:05 pm

    He used to be a regular on Howard Stern when he was a kid.

  • Westerly
    September 21, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    I heard his wife wanted to name their son Anthony , but when this gap-toothed MF’er said it, it came out “An-fer-nee.” So there’s another black kid out there with a whacked-out name.

  • Cheezy Jefferson
    September 21, 2020 at 2:49 pm

    Right out of the MCG playbook:
    “Be the loudest muthafucka you can be…and they give you free shit.”

    Now where’s his new building? Cough it up, assholes, he knows the rules. And it BETTER have a recording studio in it, ya racists!!!

    (“New cars…”, etc…and so on…)

  • Atlantic Ocean
    September 21, 2020 at 2:24 pm

    I can get “tides” for free anywhere along the coast.

  • Filthy Animals
    September 21, 2020 at 2:21 pm

    Gross is so fucking stupid that he takes selfies with the grifters while getting the taxpayers pocket fleeced. I went through this in Cape Town. They let Monica Grant Mandela’s m-backs take all of the civil service jobs to control the silverbacks and the trains stopped running in the blink of an eye.

    • Orion
      September 21, 2020 at 2:56 pm

      What are m-backs?

      • Filthy Animals
        September 21, 2020 at 4:03 pm

        Bootlips standing behind trucks yelling MBack!Mback!
        Get out muck?

        • Orion
          September 21, 2020 at 4:15 pm

          I’m going to be honest – I’ve never heard that expression before, and still don’t know what you’re saying. But thanks for taking the time to explain it to me.

          • I hate Mondays
            September 21, 2020 at 5:05 pm

            Heard it a long time ago as a monback.
            They were the ones directing trucks to the loading dock and they would wave and say “mon back” instead of Come On Back. It became a slang word but you don’t see it often as better ones came along.

  • Said Everyone
    September 21, 2020 at 2:13 pm

    They’re all such entitled babies

  • OBO
    September 21, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    What a POS. He sounds exactly like the guys on In Living Color pretending to be movie producers, I actually did lol.

  • Orion
    September 21, 2020 at 2:03 pm

    Fucking Rachael Rollins. It’s like she planned on that all being recorded.

  • Orion
    September 21, 2020 at 1:31 pm

    Firsties!

    • Orion
      September 21, 2020 at 2:02 pm

      Just FYI, the REAL Orion doesn’t say things like “Firsties!”

    • The Orion
      September 21, 2020 at 3:29 pm

      Nice try imposter but everyone can tell you’re a fake.

      • Orion
        September 21, 2020 at 4:13 pm

        Haha, I’ve either struck a nerve or gotten popular enough – but it’s amusing to see that I have an impostor.

  • Andrew Oberle
    September 21, 2020 at 1:29 pm

    I get the chills reading this stuff.

  • Sleepy Joe
    September 21, 2020 at 1:21 pm

    “It’s estimated that 200 million people will die, probably by the time I finish this talk”

    Join us.

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