This is Joao Depina, a self described community activist from Boston who follows the scanner around looking for drama and asks you to donate to his PayPal so he can keep doing that.
He ran for City Council in 2017…..
….but it didn’t go as planned.
He’s still politically active though and is a big supporter for District Attorney Rachael Rollins.
And of course he’s also chummy with Boston’s biggest racist, Monica “Can I get a” Grant?
Over the weekend three men were shot in the South End/Roxbury area and one of them died.
— Mike Manzoni NBC10 Boston (@MikeNBCBoston) September 19, 2020
So of course Joao showed up to harass cops and go after Chief William Gross, who he apparently hates despite posing for selfies with him.
He streamed it live on Facebook, and it was everything you dreamed it would be and more. Around the 23 minute mark he starts giving it to some cops who had set up a perimeter for absolutely no reason. Then around the 40 minute mark he starts harassing Willie Gross, who may or may not have subtly given him the finger, before losing his ever loving mind, vowing to disrupt the press conference, following through on his threat, and being consoled by Rachael Rollins herself (she comes on around the 1:06 mark).
His voice sounds like two cartons of Newport Lights making a baby. He is the black Josh Abrams with smaller tits. Maybe I missed the part where Chief Gross talked shit about his momma, but he sure seemed to have a thing for Willie’s momma.
“With your crazy college degree that you got cuz you was fucking the administrator bitch. I know your business Willie. You stupid fat fuck!!”
“My momma’s way beautiful and better looking then yours will ever be. And mine is still alive and doing well. You’re gonna suck dick when she dies.”
“Ya fat cowboy. YOUR MOMMA, YOUR MOMMA, YOUR MOMMA, YOUR MOMMA, YOUR MOMMA, YOUR MOMMA!!!
All I could think of was….
He has since changed his profile picture to Gross flipping the bird in his direction which he totally deserved.
Keep in mind, someone had just died and two more were suffering from gunshot wounds, but instead of respecting that Joao decided to cause a scene and make it all about him.
This is what it sounded like on the news.
“You should’ve never given me the finger and you wouldn’t have had a mother fucking problem. Ya fat cowboy!”
I’m not gonna lie, I laughed.
Luckily Auntie Rachael was there to make him feel special and keep him from getting arrested, which almost definitely would’ve happened because he’s obviously incapable of any sort of self control. The conversation was hilarious.
“He gave me the finger Rachael.”
“Right out here on camera.”
“He told me My momma and gave me the middle finger.”
“He shouldn’t, let me make a comment about what happened tonight and I will come right back to you. Can you hold my phone and my badge? Please, I don’t want them to do anything, you are entitled to what you are feeling. If that happened that shouldn’t have happened.”
“That’s what happened, I have it on camera Rachael.”
“OK but look at me. I don’t want you to be bothered by the police tonight.”
“My heart is pounding.”
“I felt that.”
“Hold my badge and my phone, I trust you with my belongings.”
This chick really is like the neighborhood ratchet whisperer. She knows how to calm them down because grundle gremlins like this are a significant part of her campaign team. Just let them play with your badge and tell them you’re investigating their very serious allegation of the chief of police talking shit about Joe Momma so they can feel special and go back to leafletting for you next election cycle. I’ll give Rachael Rollins one thing – she is the ultimate politician. She knows exactly how to present herself as fair and not radical by going on Tucker Carlson and Howie Carr, but at the end of the day this is who she represents, and there’s a reason people like Joao have a direct line to her. All they have to do is just not embarrass her publicly like Monica did and she won’t cut bait.
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