Gap Tooth Willy Allegedly Punches New Hampshire Woman In Face After She Interrupted His Drag Race And Runs Off Into Maine
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Here’s a classic story out of Somersworth, NH, featuring the age ol’ New Hampshire courtship of girl interrupts guys drag racing, guy gets out of the car and punches girl in face, and guy speeds off into Maine:
Bro, you don’t interrupt a guy with 75% of teeth left while drag racing in New Hampshire. Everyone knows that. If you don’t, then you finna get punched. That’s just science.
It’s been shared over 1,000 times and the turtle has been summoned:
Is there any proof he did this? Nope. But the fact that he apparently lives in Maine is all I need to hear. I just assume 99% of people in Maine routinely engage in drag racing and punching strange women in the face. Plus the woman is pretty adamant about it:
Yea, I’ve never met either party, but gun to my head I believe her.
His name is Tyler Barrett:
Twisted Tea. Nail in the coffin.
The commentary is so Maine it hurts:
What do you got, a double charger BT 160 under the hood? Bro, your vagina must have it’s own vagina.
Funny part is that Tyler probably isn’t kidding either. Exhibit A, B, and C:
Bathroom selfies, barely functional eyelids, and a collection of overgrown pubes that he refers to as a beard. Safe to say that the highlight of his summer almost always involves inhaling toxic burnout fumes at the County fair.
Then there was the hardo patrol:
Not only is he a badass, he’s also a legal expert. Please Felipe, tell me more about how pictures and videos are inadmissible in Massachusetts courtrooms. That makes sense. Almost as much sense as applying imaginary Massachusetts state laws in New Hampshire.
Then there was the “free muh boi, dind nuffin” patrol:
If you didn’t think Tyler Barrett was guilty before, now that you’ve seen his friends…..
Is there really any doubt?