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    Gap Tooth Willy Allegedly Punches New Hampshire Woman In Face After She Interrupted His Drag Race And Runs Off Into Maine

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    Here’s a classic story out of Somersworth, NH, featuring the age ol’ New Hampshire courtship of girl interrupts guys drag racing, guy gets out of the car and punches girl in face, and guy speeds off into Maine:

    Bro, you don’t interrupt a guy with 75% of teeth left while drag racing in New Hampshire. Everyone knows that. If you don’t, then you finna get punched. That’s just science.

    It’s been shared over 1,000 times and the turtle has been summoned:

    Is there any proof he did this? Nope. But the fact that he apparently lives in Maine is all I need to hear. I just assume 99% of people in Maine routinely engage in drag racing and punching strange women in the face. Plus the woman is pretty adamant about it:

    Yea, I’ve never met either party, but gun to my head I believe her.

    His name is Tyler Barrett:

    Twisted Tea. Nail in the coffin.

    The commentary is so Maine it hurts:

    What do you got, a double charger BT 160 under the hood? Bro, your vagina must have it’s own vagina.

    Funny part is that Tyler probably isn’t kidding either. Exhibit A, B, and C:

    Bathroom selfies, barely functional eyelids, and a collection of overgrown pubes that he refers to as a beard. Safe to say that the highlight of his summer almost always involves inhaling toxic burnout fumes at the County fair.

    Then there was the hardo patrol:

    Not only is he a badass, he’s also a legal expert. Please Felipe, tell me more about how pictures and videos are inadmissible in Massachusetts courtrooms. That makes sense. Almost as much sense as applying imaginary Massachusetts state laws in New Hampshire.

    Then there was the “free muh boi, dind nuffin” patrol:

    If you didn’t think Tyler Barrett was guilty before, now that you’ve seen his friends…..

        

    Is there really any doubt?

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    Discussion

    1. Whatthe


      Best comment here was the one about taking some of that $647 and buying some sheets!

      How much to bet he probably has the mattress on the floor and needs to buy a bed frame and boxspring, too?

      1. hahahaohreally


        Glad I’m not the only one that counted it!! when did $647 become picture worthy? Gee half the rent in cash, lets take some photos!!!!

        1. Itsjustme


          I counted it too lol. Does he think that is a lot of money?

      2. Mike (previously known as mike)


        Stop disrespecting my boy toys, you vapid, insipid, jejune rapscallions! The only reason the sheets were in the wash is that we partook in ass play, as usual, and some excrement got smeared on them.

        As for the amount of money, that is the most we’ve had in our possession in months since it is virtually unfeasible for me to get a job that pays more than minimum wage with my masters in English degree. Not to mention the mountains of student debt- swoon! I must rely on my hardworking roughneck men to provide for all of my pampered needs.

      3. Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies


        Mommy must have had a wash day for jr.

    2. Goose


      What a looney toon. Just a bunch of fucking losers who have the gall to complain about “snowflakes”- when they’re the actual drains on society.

      His friends provided even more entertainment, though. As the Turtle pointed out, gotta love the kid with vast knowledge of MA wiretapping laws.

      That said, I can’t stop laughing at the kid who posted a picture of his almost minimum-wage pay like it’s incredibly impressive. Then he chides no-one in particular regarding not working hard enough in order to make himself feel better about that dead end job he’s working at.

      As an aside- why the fuck do people actually post shit on Facebook anymore? I mean, specifically shit like all the friends are posting. It’s public. It’s embarassing. Stop. It will bit you in the ass one day.

      Or don’t; It’s great and highly entertaining fodder for us Turtle Riders.

    3. Wwy


      We need to bring back gas chambers for dumb Americans and Jews that ruin this country.

    4. Maine Vein


      Stand up Tyler “B-Roll” Barrett in the great NH : Cricial accident – 2009/
      , 2014 – On July 11, 2014, gets charged with charged with reckless operation, , then 6 DAYS LATER, gets arrested and charged with disorderly conduct, reckless operation and resisting arrest/ , all T Barrett from New Durham, so assume it is the same dude

    5. matt


      I am laughing at “Barely functional eyelids” way more than I probably should. But its honestly one of the most common tell-tale signs of a junkie. That, and carrying around a nylon knapsack whilst moping around mid-day, without a care (or job) in the world

    6. Noseface


      Can u imagine even taking an ounce of shit from that little white trash shit stain? I would pick him up by ears and drop kick him in the nuts.

      1. Mainecracker


        That’s the point noser, the litttle twit went Rambo on a chick. Now this isnt to besmirch chicks, some ca go to town, but lets face it, its a no-no to go man-o-woman. This wangsta gangsta though literally smacks the girl. Cracker arse funny, his family is sticking uupf or him like he was a saint. He not diriving, he wouldnt do that, blah blah blah. Then some tea bag craker sstain brother i think, he’s threatening to kick any ones ass. Just meet me, just meet me, Ummmm ok bad yeah, be right there. On top of which, TyTy Wangsta got disorderly and gangsta reckless criving on his record, we have to presume if he can smack a chick, there is a history of it there. I would hope they would issue some sort of retraction or disclaimer once wanger is busted for his A&B. By the by, to be fair, courtney rouselle may be a dude in the making, but whatever, whats right is right

    7. JoeMomma


      My 1970 GTO got 4 MPG……That $647 would just about cover a weekend of cruising.

    8. mainlining in maine


      low lives from Mass and NH used to run to florida to hide now they run to maine, maine has plenty of heroin and welfare.


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