Turtleboy Investigates

Gardner CNA Single Mom Preys On People’s Fear Of COVID Vaccine By Promoting $25K GoFundMe On Viral Tik Tok Videos After Getting Paralysis From Vaccine She Was Peer Pressured Into Getting At Work


This is Ashley Chicoine, a 21 year old single mom from Gardner.

She has a Tik Tok channel which up until recently wasn’t getting many views and didn’t have many followers. Basically she just filmed herself doing “country girl” stuff and getting revenge on her cheating boyfriend with another chick.

Last week she posted in a South Coast Jeep Club Facebook group about how her Jeep’s belt snapped the day before she got the COVID vaccine, which ended up paralyzing her, causing multiple seizures, high heart rate, and severe pain. Now she can’t play with her Jeep, which just so happens to need a new belt.

As you can see, she created a GoFundMe for herself that is looking for $25K, and has raised about $1,340 thus far.

But what does she need the money for? Surely she must have health insurance. Well according to the GFM, which she wrote in the third person, she is a full time “collage” student, used all her sick days at the nursing home that gave her the vaccine, was treated poorly at the hospital and needs to go to a different hospital, and she is no longer capable of depending on herself.

But ever since she went to the hospital her Tik Tok views have exploded, since people are nervous about getting this vaccine, and anyone with a story about side effects of the vaccine will likely get attention. And her Tik Toks are quite dramatic!

Here’s one of her first ones in which she says that she got the vaccine, didn’t feel too good, collapsed on the ground, was unconscious and paralyzed, had multiple seizures, her hands cramped up and couldn’t use them, and the right side of her body is not working but left side is doing great.

She says that the nurse came in and tried to help her walk, but she began laughing because she couldn’t feel the ground.

Many in the comments have questioned her, suggesting that she just has anxiety. Fear not though, because “they said” it wasn’t.

She also says she doesn’t know which vaccine she got.

Which is weird, because they would tell you.

She says “they” may have found something in the MRI, but she had to get another CT on her spine.

She then alleged that the nurses were stealing from her, gave her attitude, and thus she wants to get discharged against medical advice.

The videos are having their desired effect – getting people to freak out about the vaccine and share the GoFundMe.

And she spams every Tik Tok, some of which have hundreds of thousands of views, with links to the GFM.

And despite not having use of her arm and being in constant pain she has had plenty of time to not only make the videos, but to go at it with people who are basically suggesting that she’s full of shit.

Says claims that they won’t her see her labs.

A lot of people thought it was suspicious that she didn’t know which vaccine that she got.

And when she finally did have her vaccine reveal video she made people watch it instead of just telling them which one she got.

She’s constantly shitting on the hospital.


And she blames her employer, Alliance Health in Baldwinville, for ignoring her allergies.

According to her she’s a CNA (shocking) and Alliance Health pressured her into getting the vaccine by offering her cash to do so.

She claims her feet have gone without a pulse for a week, which is why she can’t feel them.

And she has a raging temperature of 99.7.

To prove to the haters that she was in fact in pain, and that her pain is all from her reaction to the vaccine, she wiretapped a nurse at the hospital (which she hates) who confirmed that she had a shot and that she was scheduled for a MRI.

Then yesterday she posted on Facebook, telling people to shut their Goddamn mouths if they think she’s lying about this for clout and GoFundMe cash.

She’s even jumped in on other people’s pages who have shared it and posts her feet pictures whenever someone suggests that it doesn’t add up. Lucky for her the OP was also a white knight extraordinaire.


I’m not saying this chick isn’t sick or in pain. But there’s zero evidence that she got sick from the vaccine, or that it paralyzed her legs and arms. It also just so happens that she needs a new belt for her Jeep, and has been asking everyone in the Jeep group to donate to her GoFundMe, which has absolutely nothing to do with Jeeps.

I had a lot of questions so I figured I’d contact her myself. First I got this sentagraph.

To prove that she got the vaccine and that the vaccine was the cause of her health problems she showed me some text messages from “Lisa from Baldwinville,” but it wasn’t very convincing.

But what does she need $25K for? Her kids are with her parents and she says her boyfriend was going to CVS for her. Clearly she has a support system, so what could she need that money for?

All I really wanted to see was evidence that she got the vaccine at work, that they weren’t paying her while she was taking time off for sickness that happened as a result of their own alleged negligence, and that the vaccine was the reason she had all these horrible side effects. She assured me that “Kayla” would be providing me with all that in an hour, and that she had forgotten which vaccine it was because “my brain is foggy.”

I figured she’d want to name the hospital too, since she claims they stole from her. She wouldn’t tell me which hospital it was, but said it was right near Mount Wachusett Community College, which would mean that it’s Heywood.

I thought it was odd that a 21 year old who can’t seem to put a sentence together would be a CNA (not that the bar is high), so I ran her name through a list of registered nurses in the state and she didn’t come up.

Somehow she’s a CNA but didn’t know how to look up to find out if she was a CNA. Just for the record, you can work as a nurse assistant without taking the stat exam, but you can’t call yourself a CNA if you’re not one.

Lying about being a CNA is like lying that you smoke a carton of Newports a day. Weird flex.

Anyway, I’ll update this story if she can prove that she’s being truthful. But the public deserves to have the truth about the vaccine out there so people can make responsible choices, and if you’re getting your information on the vaccine from a 21 year old single Mom on Tik Tok with a story that doesn’t add up at all, then you should probably just get COVID instead because Darwin’s gonna get you eventually.


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108 Comment(s)
  • LMAOOO k-a-r-m-a
    January 25, 2021 at 7:19 pm

    dirty whore lolllll go fuck more dudes & spread your gift. y’all want herpes, to go broke, and to have a kid that sits in its shit all day & cries while it’s mom sucks dick? hit her up!!! dusty smut karmas a bitch. not to mention the two pit bulls at her mothers house who are stuck in a shitty cage outside just to come inside to be in a small crate. waste of space human, friends for 6 years, waste of 6 years. always has lied about medical issues, SHE HAS MÜNCHAUSEN SYNDROME!!!!!!! whoever’s donating to her go fund me is a fucking idiot.

  • Karmas@bitch
    January 20, 2021 at 12:51 am

    So happy to see this and I can tell you from first hand experience this bitch is a DRAMA QUEEN, scum of the earth, self absorbed LOSER. I don’t know her but she and 10 of her “country” douche friends came into a restaurant I was working at almost two years ago. You can imagine how awful she was if just seeing her face and hearing her voice triggers a memory of one of the worst people I have ever had to serve. They were loud obnoxious rude and self absorbed. She couldn’t drink because she was clearly underage acted like a bitch when we carded her and refused to serve her without an ID. It was a super busy Friday night and our place isn’t built to handle to many larger parties since it’s mostly booths. Her and her douch friends were throwing things ignoring us when we were trying to hand out their drinks one of the guys (who was close to 250-300lbs in a cut off shirt in January) elbowed the girl taking the party with me right under her tray or drinks. She did the best to save them but 8-9 22oz beers aren’t easy to hold together when someone knocks the tray up. She managed to get almost all of it on her and the floor behind them but a small amount like spilled on this girls coat (which looked like a Walmart special at best). Not even on her and as my coworker was apologizing trying to clean her coat off with napkins this bitch threw a fit screaming yelling calling her names demanding she be fired. She berated her so badly I told her I’d take them alone since I know how to politely And sarcastically deal with assholes like this. They proceeded to knock things like silverware small plates off the table on purpose every time I came by. Made me run back and forth constantly for things they didn’t really need and never used. Made fake complaints about hair in their salad (I know because out of all of them one girl was decent enough to tell me they were lying and try to get them to knock it off). That fat kid who knocked the drinks over and this bitch kept reminding because of what “your friend there did remember we’re not leaving you shit”. We dance periodically since it’s a country themed place and then of course they requested we dance for them. I refused but let the host know and my other coworkers danced they started talking about how some of the girls were to fat to be dancing and throwing things and acting like jackasses finally when their meal was over they all paid expect this bitch demanded her food be free…. which if she hadn’t been such a cunt and they weren’t so god awful I would have had done for them. When I told her unless their was something wrong with her food I couldn’t do anything for her. She threw a fit finally ponied up her card (which is why I’m certain this is her you don’t forget these kind of people). Trashed the table dumped food on the floor and after 2+ hours left me NOTHING. At least the one decent girl that she was with came back in the restaurant apologized for her friends and left me 20% on their total bill so I wasn’t stuck paying for them to do this out of my tips in tip share. She is white trash and I wouldn’t doubt she’s lying. If she isn’t then karmas a bitch.


    • Now.that’s.karma
      January 21, 2021 at 1:41 pm

      Says the waitress who loves making up pathetic stories (because everyone knows how much you love drama) got kicked out of her program for a DUI…that’s also living with her ex boyfriend who absolutely hates her and knows how much of a slut you are, but you can’t move in with your parents because even they don’t want you there even after they just built a new house. ONTOP of having an onlyfans to prove how much of a whore you really are. Now that is YIKES.

  • Andy Rooney
    January 19, 2021 at 7:13 pm

    You should at least dub in some elevator music during this rant.
    The DC capital fiasco didn’t even last as long as this 3rd rate jargon!

  • Beverly Graves
    Kim g
    January 19, 2021 at 5:06 pm

    Why did she obviously tie something around her ankles to turn the circulation off? Does she think no one sees the indentations?

  • slummom
    January 19, 2021 at 2:53 pm

    If her hands aren’t working right then who is doing her elaborate eye makeup each day?

  • randiguy2006
    January 19, 2021 at 10:56 am

    So you’re saying vaccines are safe?

  • Somebody's on the thumbs-down tour
    January 19, 2021 at 10:53 am

    ..and wow, what a difference between her touched up photos and bed shots. Yamahama, it’s fright night!

    • H&H Bagels
      January 19, 2021 at 12:51 pm

      Looks like ole Cosmo got in there and sabotaged the pipes and made it a steam room!

  • Dr Wu
    Dr Wu
    January 19, 2021 at 9:30 am

    My wife and I both worked our asses off- full time- paid our mortgage, taxes, medical bills, insurances, put two kids through college, did all my own home repairs and car repairs, scrimped on dining out, no extravagant cable subscriptions, vacations with the kids were mostly day trips, and now Biden and Commie Harris want ME to pay the college loans of assholes who can’t get a job because they majored in Bowling Alley Management.
    Where the FUCK is MY GFM????
    Do I have to call myself a “single mom” to make other morons think I’m a fucking HERO???

    • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
      January 19, 2021 at 10:18 am

      Bowling Alley Management would actually be a pretty good good, I think.

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    January 19, 2021 at 8:15 am

    UTB: I’m an investigative journalist.

    Also, a little while later, UTB: If you don’t provide me with proof and make actually do investigative journalism I’ll just paint you as a scammer.

    Just throwing that out there. When you show your conversations it makes you look like a dummy.

  • Terrapin Bound
    January 19, 2021 at 7:55 am

    “if you’re getting your information on the vaccine from a 21 year old single Mom on Tik Tok with a story that doesn’t add up at all, then you should probably just get COVID instead because Darwin’s gonna get you eventually.”

    Spot on! Insightful analysis like this is exactly why I read Turtleboy.

  • Mac Daddy
    January 19, 2021 at 6:59 am

    Ashley don’t be afraid, it’s only a dick

  • A "friend"
    January 19, 2021 at 5:16 am

    She was a pretty vanilla lay.

  • Jim Belushi
    January 19, 2021 at 1:01 am

    I hereby donate, from the great beyond, my generic “ COLLEGE” tee shirt from the great American flick, Animal House.

    Make America Spell Again.

    It will compliment her fake eyelid extensions, her weekend Jeep runs, her sleeve of tatts, and narcissistic GFM rant asking for free cash.

    • Harry Balz
      January 19, 2021 at 1:58 pm

      Jim, pinch yourself. You’re still alive. It was your brother John who was in Animal House and died of a heroin overdose.

  • Bankrupt, dumb, and loose
    January 19, 2021 at 12:52 am

    That’s no way to go through life!

    Is she really that stupid? You want $25,000 because you have purple toes? My salary is paying towards your apartment, medical insurance and kids food! You ain’t getting another dime from me.

    If you don’t live through this, guess what?!? Your kids are better off!!

  • Run for office
    January 18, 2021 at 11:43 pm

    Send her to Congress. She has all the qualifications. A future Pelosi. Btw, did anyone read the entire post? Way too long.

    January 18, 2021 at 11:13 pm

    O look a single mommy doing single mommy things. Please everyone feel bad for me and my made up drama that I use for attention. Please everyone feel bad for me because I’m a strong independent single mama with two kid. Everyone feel bad for me me me me me.
    Single mothers are the bane of existence. They have every fucking excuse and justification for them and their shitty behavior. Its everyone else fault that they are single. Its always the baby daddies fault too. Always wanting other people to support and care for their shitty life choices. And did I mention it’s always the father’s fault and none of their own. I have met plenty of strong independent single mommas and you know what they all have in common? They all fucking lie. They lie about anything and everything and always put them self through mental gymnastics just to cover for their lies.
    I’ve only met and have known one single mom out of many who didnt blame the father. Chances are when single mothers blame the father its actually their fault for being single. Men are programmed to want to work, marry and have children. Wahhhmen are programmed to act as if hoe is life. You can never believe anything they say and when she tells the store of blame on the father it’s what she did that made her single.

    I hear only fans is always looking for new talent. Sure you might have to do god awful shit to your body to up the wow factor to get clicks over the next pig and after spending hours and days on end doing this god awful shit with the many pigs on there and after they take 20% you should be left with 80 bucks a week. Dont forget to put 55 away at least for taxes either. Two kids at 21m you know she is cawkkkk hungry. All she really wants is to settle down with a real man and she does not play games and her kids always come first lmao. I’ve heard it all toots.

    Anyways America goes that 24% of single mothers working out compared to other places in the world where its only 3%.. 23% of single mothers is alot of strong independent woman who dont need no man. They dont need a man so much in fact that I’m sure they will give up all their benefits that the man and woman work for to have taken out in tax to care for them.

    You woman need to step up and teach these wahhmen


    • I See Dumb People
      I see dumb people
      January 19, 2021 at 11:00 am

      Hey There, Former single mom here.. Never blamed my deadbeat ex husband for quitting his job to avoid paying court ordered child support or for cutting contact with our kids, to get back at me, while he started a new family because I wouldn’t take him back. Never blamed him when he almost killed me after i left him after dealing with mental and severe escalating physical abuse. As a matter of fact i blamed his alcohol and later drug addiction and THAT is probably what enabled him to get so bad and treat me and my children so bad all those years i stayed. Yea i smartened up after to many years, when i was finally to broken to take anymore and left, but it also took me many years to heal emotionally and physically. Not all woman are wahhman some of us fall on hard times and do the best we can to get back to normal after dealing with a toxic man child for far to long. My issue with your statement that women should stop blaming deadbeat dads is the fact that why shouldnt they be held accountable to help support the children they helped make. If just 50% of deadbeat dads were productive members of society and paid thier child support and were accountable then welfare benefits would be significantly reduced but yea lets keep not blaming the fathers who dont do shit for their kids. Come on man use that brain you say you have and stop bashing woman just because one wronged you

        January 19, 2021 at 2:27 pm

        Did you ever take blame for what you did to cause him to be the way he was with you? I can see exactly why he was the way he was with you based on your rantings. though I highly doubt he beat you. You waaman often use the excuse of being beaten because its trendy and what garners SIMPathy and is a tool to take blame from you and put it onto him. I’ve never met a wahhmen who takes accountability for their actions or faults. It’s always blame the man because that’s much easier than looking into the mirror and seeing where you failed in the relationship. I doubt he abandoned his kids He definitely abandoned you but not the kids. This is another excuse wahhmen use as a justification to keep the kids away from the father as a way to hurt the father. Your long winded post was full of explanations and justifications but nothing of where you take responsibility for any of it. It’s always the mans fault you wahhmen walk around like you do nothing and that is also another excuse “but I didnt do anything” “it was not me” “he was a drunk” “he was on drugs” ” he was he was he was he was” “it was never my fault” you waahhmen often claim you want to be just like a man in fact you believe your equal to a man and often believe you’re just like a man.My question is if men are so shitty then why do all you wahhmen want to be like a man? You want to be like men but you dont want the responsiblity or the issues men face or the consequences. Basically you want to be a man but still be treated like a wahhmen and will use the pussy pass when it suits your agenda. You want to be a wahhmen and stand up and grab your clit like a man would grab his dick trying to assert control over everything and be dominating like men are and scream you want equil rights. Than be prepared to get equal lefts as well. I see you wahhhhmen out there in public belittling your man putting him down talking about how dumb he is and embarrassing him and you want to be equal to a man while doing so. Well guess what when a man does that to another man then that man is often punched in the mouth for running it and acting tough. You wahhmen do not want equality because equality means equal rights and sometimes left’s. What you wahhmen want is the ability to act certain ways tawords men and face no repercussions in doing so. Basically what you want is special privileges. You wahhhmen are all about equality until it slaps you in the face. You wahhmen are always feel bad and pity me hes such an asshole I didn’t do anything wahhh. Me me me I I I. You and the other wahhhmen can save it. No one is falling for your bullshit or nonsense and that pussy pass is being denied ever so often now a days and you all hate it and cant stand it. You’re a wahhhhmen and will say anything and do everything to benefit your self no matter how many lies omissions extended truths or false accusations it takes you to get there.
        You think because you have 3 smelly orifices everyone should bow down too you and it’s not happening.
        Like men in this world you wahhmen came into it with nothing and will leave with nothing and dont you forget that. You’re not special because you’re a wahhhhmen. No one is special and the sooner you realize that the better you will be. Next time you want to talk about men start with where you went wrong. Dont bust out the side of your wattles and blame everything on your ex. As much as you want to put on a show for everyone and make them believe you were totally innocent and didnt do anything reflect in the mirror and look at what you did in the relationshit as well.
        You can sit here and say he did all this shit but here is the thing toots. I dont fucking believe anything that comes out of your mouth! You think you should be automatically believed because your a wahhmen haa like the Bob’s furniture guy says “I doubt it” there is 3 sides to a story and I’m not believing your side at all. And if he did put hands on you which I doubt in the first place. I’m sure he didnt just wake up one day and say I’m gonna smack my bitch up because nobody likes guy. This ant no fucking prodigy song. I await your easily debunked lying nonsense of a response. And remember there are MGTOW TURTLES EVERYWHERE .
        I’m sure if I asked you and 9 other people who know what actually happened in your relationshit what really went down those 9 people would all have the same answer. The only answer that would be different would be yours and that says a whole lot!

        • I Am Jack's Complete Lack Of Surprise
          January 19, 2021 at 4:49 pm

          You sound toothless.

        • I See Dumb People
          I see dumb people
          January 20, 2021 at 7:48 am

          Listen Guy, you sound so fucking ignorant. First off, not all woman lie about abuse and it is losers like you and your disgusting ignorant thought process that keeps many victims of abuse from coming forward, so just stop with your troll nonsense. Second, if it was all my fault the man child was a drunk drugged out lunatic and none of his, than why is he sitting in prison for the second time for the exact same charges but with a completely different woman and family? News Flash some ” men” are just overgrown man children like yourself! I seriously couldn’t even follow your twisted scatter brained word vomit because you are so all over the place you cant even put a meaningful statement together. Get over the evil “wahhman” who scorned you ( she probably had a very good reason ) and take that chip off your shoulder you may learn a few meaningful things if you weren’t so blinded by hate for woman.

          February 8, 2021 at 5:30 pm

          You’re a fucking loser.

    • Julia McDermott
      January 20, 2021 at 2:18 pm

      Mayhe you need to surround yourrself with better women. My ex-husband beat me and cheated on me, and we STILL worked together for the sake of our children. I also don’t blame him for anything that he didn’t do. There is no failed relationship on
      Earth, where one sole party is to blame. And I know, personally, after dealing with what I went through, I’m not exactly gung to to jump into another marriage. I also don’t sleep around. B.O.B. does the job just fine.

      I’m by no means saying the women you’re referring to don’t exist. They sure do. But please don’t clump us all in together. I sure as fuck could’ve used a GFM for a lawyer and expenses when I suddenly found out he was cheating(my mother was dying, i had just been broken into and viciously raped with my kids in the next room). But I didn’t ask anyone for a damn time. And in hindsight, maybe I should had.

  • Oompa Loompas
    January 18, 2021 at 10:37 pm

    Ashley, we’re very concerned about your purple feet.

    On a brighter note, we did manage to make you a fuckin belt out of spare chocolate conveyer parts!

  • Saul's Lesbian Conversion Service
    January 18, 2021 at 10:35 pm

    she probably has an infected cunt. Pour some drano and ginger ale in your twat, stand on your head and twerk for 2 minutes.
    Kamala Harris is a whore

  • President Harris
    January 18, 2021 at 10:15 pm

    Stevie Wonder ‘physically sick’ by lack of progress on Martin Luther King Day, calls for a Federal ‘Truth Commission’

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ol' Hairplug Joe
      January 18, 2021 at 10:40 pm

      President Harris, do you I should tell my Corn Pop story at the inauguration?

  • James Naismith's White Guilt
    January 18, 2021 at 9:51 pm

    Good Lord.What have I done.

    Why couldnt I have just invented Polo or Steeple Chase?

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Archibald William Lovelace
      January 18, 2021 at 10:50 pm

      Cricket or lawn bowling would have been jolly good choices as well, Govnah!

  • West End Beagle Club
    January 18, 2021 at 9:04 pm

    Listen have you ever been to Gardner? Try the super Walmart. There is a giant forehead inbred thing out there . As for Ashe Well it’s not her fault . If your from Gardner hey you don’t get a lot of options in life . The further Rt.2 west you get the weirder it is . She is a beautiful girl and has a nice Jeep. She’s not on Heroine or pills and is actually a nice person . My favorite Gardner girl is a red headed bartender !

  • Guinea Geisha
    January 18, 2021 at 9:02 pm

    And the Oscar for Worst Actress In A Medical Drama goes to…. *drum roll*…. this bitch.

  • You Cant Make This Stuff Up
    January 18, 2021 at 8:53 pm

    I went to fucking school with her and she is a good ass person.
    What a testiminial.
    So now you know this whore takes it up da azz

  • observer
    January 18, 2021 at 7:54 pm

    Surely her husband is helping……………LMAO

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      January 18, 2021 at 8:04 pm

      Didn’t marry her after child #1, so she had another with him lol

      I can imagine what a loser he most likely is.

      Smart move

  • Do The Reich Thing
    January 18, 2021 at 7:52 pm

    Tiktok and GoFund Me, mankind’s biggest fuck up in the last 100 years

    January 18, 2021 at 7:44 pm

    I believe you. I really do. But first I have to pat you down. It’s standard procedure. Okay. Now open wide and say “ahhhhhh ”

    Good job. It clearly hasn’t effected your ability to do oral. But, just to be on the safe side, I’m going to have to take you back to headquarters for more questioning. There’s really no other way around it….

  • Chief Sniffs on Crotches
    January 18, 2021 at 7:39 pm

    Jahajalas beef trench was deep and cavernous, and smelled like the mighty buffalo.

  • Vaccines work!!!
    January 18, 2021 at 7:37 pm

    Just ask all the parents that now have vaccine injured kids or that are dead. If people think injecting ingredients like aborted fetal cells, animal DNA, antifreeze, mercury, formaldehyde are life saving then you’re a special kind of stupid. Read a vaccine insert and try doing some basic research! Keep watching TV like good little sheep.

    • ANTI-VAXXXXXXXER!!!!!!!!
      January 18, 2021 at 10:32 pm

      The flu shot is literally:

      Feces from an AIDS patient
      Vanilla extract
      Horse poison


  • whatevuh
    Larry the Cable Guy
    January 18, 2021 at 7:25 pm

    Ashley remember when you were really good looking, well you sure fucked that up.

  • Retired FBI Agent
    January 18, 2021 at 6:48 pm

    I knew she wasn’t a CNA because she didn’t have a FB Meme saying “I can’t stay home I’m an essential worker/healthcare worker”

  • Joe the rapist Biden
    January 18, 2021 at 6:47 pm

    Does anybody really believe that more people voted for
    A senile old cocksucker who is totally corrupt and raised a drug addict pedophile and who has raped women and a n!gger prostitute got more votes than a great American like president Trump

    Let the white man strike back

    • randiguy2006
      I believe it...
      January 19, 2021 at 10:53 am

      I would have voted for a chair over Trump.

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberboy (Deez/Doze)
        January 22, 2021 at 12:45 am

        It appears you did exactly that.

  • White ethno state
    January 18, 2021 at 6:36 pm

    Just wondering
    If Kamala harris white dildo husband can taste Willie browns balls and asshole on her tongue


  • Dr Jack Kevorkian
    January 18, 2021 at 6:26 pm

    Ashley my dear call me, I think I may be of some assistance here.

    • Margaret Sanger
      January 18, 2021 at 8:20 pm

      I offered the services of my clinic to her mother. I also offered the services to her when she conceived out of wedlock. No takers.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    January 18, 2021 at 6:14 pm

    Are we witnessing a Failure Swift part deux?

    • Failure Swift
      January 18, 2021 at 9:21 pm

      Stop it!!!! I am very ill !!!!
      Metro !!! Bring me 3 more Hot Pockets!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    January 18, 2021 at 6:12 pm

    Tune into Biden’s inauguration Wednesday night for some laugh a minute comedy!

    Green haired transsexuals’ will be on full display! Get the popcorn out!

    • Dr Rick
      January 18, 2021 at 9:25 pm

      We all see it..We all see it..

      It has green hair….

  • Judge dread
    January 18, 2021 at 6:07 pm

    CNA’s are an entry level exam. It is like the go to for ratchets so they can have easy access to hospital drugs. Also 21 with two fucking kids????

    You might have stood a chance getting banged over and over again, being 21, if you did not have to pay attention to your screaming and crying crotch fruit.

    Your children are going to be worse off than you- you savage cunt.

    • Judge dread
      January 18, 2021 at 6:28 pm

      Listen lady, you might have fooled the licensing authorities or whatever.. But you are not fooling the Riders here.

      We know what you are up to.

      Welfare in 3.2.1 contact.

    • That's The Facts Jack
      January 18, 2021 at 11:47 pm

      Cna’s do not dispense or administer medication
      If you are going to.comment. atleast understand who does what in a hospitsl setting.
      Cna’s can emplty your bed pan,wipe your azz ,get you a glass of water, help you with tasks such as changing clothes and bathing and they can get you an extra pillow when you ask.
      Thats about it.

  • whatevuh
    January 18, 2021 at 6:06 pm

    Baldwinville is the first issue here, there’s nothing there. A gas station, and a pizza shop, that’s it ! One of the most run down towns in the state.

    • Lee Sister, Ug
      January 18, 2021 at 7:36 pm

      The gas station is the fourth picture on a duck go search. This little gem is the Yelp review of the hot dog stand. Sounds like it’s worth the trip :

      The little shack that is Lee’s is poorly kept. Seriously, they don’t even weed-whack the leafy green weeds growing up in the parking lot and around the edge of the paint-peeled building. It’s pathetic, actually. It’s such a crummy place, to put it mildly.

      The parking lot is where everyone eats, no inside dining. You sit at one of two sticky wooden picnic tables back by the dumpster and an unkempt storage barn with the doors wide open (you’ll blow chunks if you look inside, so skip it), or you eat in your clean car by the dusty railroad tracks and watch other hapless customers negotiate the gauntlet of overflowing trash cans and Jolly Green Giant-sized weeds to get into the door of Lee’s. Frankly, that’s half the fun, watching people trip on the curb and dump their box of greasy vittles right onto the asphalt. By the look on their face, you’d think someone just stole their wallet. Then they go back inside and grab another fifty dollar bill and order again, hoping the family didn’t see their little tragedy; little do the kids know, there goes this weekend’s candlepin bowling money on the duplicate order! On a hot summer evening, the upturned ice cream cones dumped in the parking lot are more numerous than pylons in Route 2 roadway construction. It’s a gas!

      You order in a cramped, spider-webby galley area toward the front of Lee’s “stand”, where you are elbow-to-elbow with some of the most strange people in all of Massachusetts–real local yokels. Then, someone you can barely see takes your order from inside a sliding screen window, they snatch your money while you squint to see if it’s someone you know in there (it never is unless you happen to be the mayor of Baldwinville), then bam, they slam the window down hard. Man, they love slamming that little window. You mill about in the tiny waiting space, jockeying to breathe amongst the people that reek of cigarettes, while you pray for them to call your number (never anything as personal as a name, Lord forbid!). Suddenly, the window will slide open a few inches and they’ll holler “6682. I said, 6-6-8-2!” and you step up like that fellow in A Clockwork Orange: “viddy a wee bit of the old ultra-violence, me brotha?” that guy.

      As if a prisoner retrieving gruel from a cell door, the faceless will shove your oily, six-dollar cardboard box of two foot-longers and a Coke at you. You’re so ashamed by then at the ghastly upkeep of this once-loved hot dog shack that you skiddaddle back to the parking lot with your tail between your legs, but only after grabbing a fistful of those playing card-sized, see-through paper napkins from an often-empty chrome dispenser. It’s your goal and intention never to enter that ordering galley again, but your success will be short-lived: once the kids find out there’s no catsup on their dogs, you’ll be back in the thick of things, creeping around looking for catsup packets and getting elbowed in the gut by people a lot bigger and scarier than you who eat A LOT more catsup than your five-year old.

      I’m making it sound real cute, eh. Well, it’s not a place you’re going to take the bride for your anniversary, I’ll say. Unless she’s the bride of Frankenstein–and that would make you a monster.

      So, how in the name of heaven and heck can I give it four stars? Did I mention the hot dogs?!

      • "Catsup"?
        January 19, 2021 at 8:31 am

        Who the fuck says “catsup”?

        • Dad
          January 19, 2021 at 9:32 am

          Flashback to 1953. It really was a word…

        • 1953
          January 19, 2021 at 6:56 pm

          The big tomato says it to the little tomato, who fell behind.

  • Ashley's Yeast infection
    January 18, 2021 at 6:02 pm

    Wild guess here. Straw hair, full makeup while deathly ill. MassHealth covering all expenses. Dramatic, shakey voice. She’s been on Psych meds for a long time. Maybe just benzos, but more than likely antidepressants. Because nobody wants her. First week at a job, and wham. Free attention and scam money. Tik tok my swing bag.

  • Con cerned
    January 18, 2021 at 5:37 pm

    What about the dog? Who is taking care of the dog? Where are the baby daddy’s? Someone took advantage of her when she was seventeen. TB needs to pull the birth certificate and DOX this clown. Predators, not protectors. Keep us updated on the Jeep.

  • George Zimmer
    January 18, 2021 at 5:31 pm

    Behold, the effects of social media.
    Narcissism at its best.
    She is a horrible liar too. She will be 300 lbs, on full disability, and mud sharking by the time she is 30.
    I guarantee it!

    • P.K. Subban
      January 18, 2021 at 9:32 pm

      Is Gardner near TD Bank Garden?

      • Lindsey Vonn
        January 18, 2021 at 9:41 pm

        how dare u

  • Poetic justice
    January 18, 2021 at 5:23 pm

    D.C looks like Iraq.love it!

  • Jack Mehoff
    Jack Mehoff
    January 18, 2021 at 5:12 pm

    This whore is nothing but a scammer who is too stupid to not get knocked up twice. The cheap in and the nose ring make her look even sluttier. Anybody who gives her a penny is a fool. If the vaccine actually caused any of the issues that she claims would be all over the news nationwide. She is so full of shit.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Ol' Hairplug Joe
    January 18, 2021 at 5:04 pm

    I want to smell her feet,. Mmmmmm.

    • jobrienxxx176
      Rex Ryan
      January 18, 2021 at 6:43 pm

      Me too !!

  • White Race is Done
    January 18, 2021 at 4:57 pm

    Its not being a whore ok. They said it wasnt. I just got penetrated up da azz by multiple dudes and I feel like shit ok.

  • Jizzes on Kikes
    January 18, 2021 at 4:57 pm

    Hopefully some spear-chucker mechanic screws her on the Jeep repair.

  • Ret'd LEO
    January 18, 2021 at 4:51 pm

    If in fact this Damsel in Distress DID recorder the Nurses conversation, she is guilt of violating M.G.L. Ch 272 sec 99, Interception, oral communications prohibited.
    1. Interception, oral communications prohibited.
    Except as otherwise specifically provided in this section any person who—
    willfully commits an interception, attempts to commit an interception, or procures any other person to commit an interception or to attempt to commit an interception of any wire or oral communication shall be fined not more than ten thousand dollars, or imprisoned in the state prison for not more than five years, or imprisoned in a jail or house of correction for not more than two and one half years, or both so fined and given one such imprisonment.
    Posting for a Friend!!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    January 18, 2021 at 4:44 pm

    Daddy, Tom Hanks is coming to the inaugural ball. Can me and him borrow Air Force 1 to go to Pedophile Island?

  • Askleys Mooseknuckle
    January 18, 2021 at 4:33 pm

    Yes. Poor Collage student with Barley legs. Either one of those is rough

  • Joe, from Joe's Abortion Clinics Inc
    January 18, 2021 at 4:28 pm

    Idk. Like umm like U should have come by J. A. C. Inc. at least 2x. Idk literally, your a fake. Like of the worst kind, like.. Ask Cheryl. Like

    January 18, 2021 at 4:12 pm

    What a great actor, now if she could only get them tears to flow on cue…..

    • Joe's Leg Hair
      January 18, 2021 at 4:30 pm

      A solid wrist length Fisting would do the trick

  • Dick GoZinya
    January 18, 2021 at 4:09 pm

    ” Online fundraisers are the modern day Information Age version of panhandling.
    Great comment, you nailed it…

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    DOCTOR Jill Biden
    January 18, 2021 at 4:06 pm

    So sorry this happened to you Ashley. This is definitely the fault of Big-Pharma and you should sue. I know, I’m a DOCTOR!

  • Orion
    January 18, 2021 at 4:06 pm

    Haha 25,000 dollars? This scudder must REALLY think a lot of herself.

  • Reverend Oglethorpe, MD
    January 18, 2021 at 3:55 pm

    I suggest some medicinal leeches applied to the feet, then trepanation to release any evil spirits.

    If the leeches don’t readjust the bodily humours, move them to the nipples then look into the holes in the skull to ensure that the hamster is still on the wheel.

    • observer
      January 18, 2021 at 7:51 pm

      Surely her husband is helping……

  • Herbie
    January 18, 2021 at 3:33 pm

    Is TB sure that a 21 yr old pierced and tattooed single mother from the hangnail of MA is running a GoFundMe grift? I was all ready to give $500 but now I’m thinking twice.

  • bill fleming
    January 18, 2021 at 3:25 pm

    Ashley you are going about this the wrong way. Place a sign outside your house that reads PLM or purple lives matter this will enable you to receive reparations and affirmative action status. You will eligible for free phones, housing and a new jeep.

  • JohnWayne
    January 18, 2021 at 3:21 pm

    This type of reaction would of been picked up by all the local news stations and possibly nationally. I am sure with her being in the “ medical profession “ she would want to contact the CDC with these findings. More useless til tok shit. Scammer !!!!

  • hartf811
    Selfish Fuck
    January 18, 2021 at 3:10 pm

    I hear alien voices in my head speaking gibberish every fucking day. As soon as I get Astro off the couch I’m going to start a go fund me that will suck every dime off of hers.
    Plus she has 2 perfectly good kids she can sell.
    Selfish fuck.

    • Joe, from Joe's Abortion Clinics Inc
      January 18, 2021 at 4:37 pm

      I can get an easy $50 per useless demon. Medical experiment to combat the Rona. It’s better than tock tick

  • Feel sorry for her kids
    January 18, 2021 at 3:06 pm

    Mom should have saved money for car repairs in the future instead of tattoos and a nose ring.

    Sell some nude pics. Wait people might pay you to keep your clothes on.

  • Wampum Wamp wamp
    January 18, 2021 at 3:06 pm

    I’ll take things that never happened for 1000, that s woulda made the news, they love reporting on side effects and doom and gloom. It didn’t, and no hospital would blow her off if she was that bad from a vaccine. People will get suckered over anything these days

  • CNA
    January 18, 2021 at 3:01 pm

    CNA – aka – professional ass wiper.
    Pay is decent not great. Should be saving money for when your car needs repairs. Be a responsible adult.

    • Former Great Society
      January 18, 2021 at 5:00 pm

      Any work is noble. Scamming and lying is not.

    • WeRFucked
      January 18, 2021 at 5:51 pm

      LOL – the pay is shit. The job is shit. The fucks who do it are shit. But…

      they work harder than any fucking nurse does. At 1/3 or less the pay.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    January 18, 2021 at 2:59 pm

    21 and two fatherless kids.

    Good planning. Love the arm tattoo also…NOT

  • WTF
    January 18, 2021 at 2:56 pm

    $ 25,000 fundraiser to repair a belt on your Jeep? That should be no more than 200 bucks. It’s a serpentine belt at most. Not a timing belt. Jeeps wranglers have timing chains for the engine.

    Why in the flying fuck would you get an unproven vaccine for a “disease” with a 99.6 percent survival rate? If you do NOT have a headache, do you take over the counter pain medicine anyways? If you get the vaccine you could still get Covid. And side effects from said vaccine. I’d find another job before I let someone jab that bullshit into my body.

    Single mom? So what. Over used term. Take a birth control pill and spread that vagina of yours to make some money instead of begging.

    Online fundraisers are the modern day Information Age version of panhandling. Instead of the side of a road and a cup. It’s a webpage with a sob story.

    Oh finally. Your feet are fugly. Please use some of your begged for money online to get a proper pedicure. Or at least toss on a pair of slippers

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Old Tom Morris
      January 18, 2021 at 4:58 pm

      If she is stupid enough to take it to the dealer, $25k is in the ballpark.

      • Dat Ass
        January 18, 2021 at 8:26 pm

        Bet Dat Ass has been fucked more than her wallet at the car repair shop. She’s a skank not a milf.

  • Pizza T. Hut
    January 18, 2021 at 2:55 pm

    Why would anyone under the age of 80 get a vaccine for a virus with a 99.87 survival rate?

    • This
      January 18, 2021 at 3:00 pm

      Seriously. If you don’t have a headache do you take pain reliever anyways? If your dick works do you take a little blue pill anyways?

      99.6 percent of people who even get this commie cold survive. Why the fuck would you take a vaccine that is unproven and side effects unknown.

      This country has some dumb ass mother fuckers living in it.

        January 18, 2021 at 8:09 pm

        I gave up even caring when I’ve come into contact with someone with the rona. Don’t give a fuck lol

  • Spic Lover
    January 18, 2021 at 2:48 pm

    Looks like every annoying suburban cunt constantly posting on FB about about how she’s an essential nurse, #trustscience, & #stayhome to stop the spread!

    Well take some essential oils and CBD. I hear they cure seizures and cancer. dumb bitch lol.

    • Laura H
      January 18, 2021 at 8:00 pm

      cbd tincture does cure cancer and seizures though.

      • Stupidity
        January 18, 2021 at 8:29 pm

        Weed Doesn’t cure stupidity. Now I really don’t give a fuck if people
        Smoke it. It’s safer than booze. That being said. If your dumb as hell before you smoke it you’ll still be dumb as hell after you smoke it.

        It seems like the govt likes people to be high and stupid. Easier to control the sheep.

      • Hippies
        January 18, 2021 at 8:42 pm

        “cbd tincture does cure cancer and seizures though.”

        No, it doesn’t lol.

          January 19, 2021 at 1:13 am

          I know a girl that has had seizures her whole life, she now swears by CBD oils, always posting videos of people administering it and how the seizures supposedly stop within 20 seconds, its a miracle cure, has them way less frequently, etc…

          Well she used to have seizures all the time in high school, and they would last like a minute tops. They always ended though. They weren’t infinite. In the time it would take to open the CBD vial and administer it, her seizure would have ended anyways. The CBD isn’t making your seizures stop any sooner than they did back in high school. And she still has them just as frequently, she’s posting about them like once a week.

          Theses people are all just former/current potheads who smoked themselves retarded lol.

          • The Local Weed Man
            January 19, 2021 at 1:03 pm

            I use THC tinctures sublingually and it takes 5-10 minutes to kick in. No way some CBD tincture is instantly kicking in to end a seizure. Thats not even how it works lol.

    • Potstradaumus
      January 19, 2021 at 7:21 pm

      Word is Dems are going to push legalization through quickly. Caveat being, they are leaning towards the government dong the dealing, pushing the private sector out. Imagine, Hunter as Weed Czar..

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