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Here’s your viral “my kid almost got kidnapped” story of the week out of Gardner……
The only crime I can see committed was that she spelt her kid’s name Johnathyn. Because, fuck a vowel.
This post has been shared over 500 times because that’s what people do nowadays when some pajama raptor shares an unconfirmed story about their spawn almost getting snatched on the way to school. But they failed to look at perhaps the most obvious contradiction of all time.
As he was walking he told me that a man was standing in the woods along the main street smoking a cigarette and started talking to him.
He said the man had a soda
He said the man had a sodaand offered him one and tried to get him into his car to get it. The man even opened the door and reached for Johnathyn as if trying to pull him into his car.
So one minute there’s a dude standing in the woods, smoking a cigarette, when he starts talking to the kid.
A minute later this man magically has a soda, and is now inside a car, reaches over and tries to drag poor Johnathyn into the vehicle with him.
They’re not even trying anymore.
I’ve been to the Village before. Real dump. It’s just one hill, and the ratchets live at the top of it. There are no trees or turns to obstruct her view. If she was waddling down the hill, and she saw the bus leaving, there is no possible way any of this could’ve happened without her seeing it. Add to the fact that there would have to be a weird guy aimlessly hiding in the bushes, hoping to find a child by himself, and you have one of the most obvious lies of all time.
But of course it was shared 500 times anyway to various Mom groups because there’s nothing Moms on Facebook like to do more than freak out over some bullshit.
Thoughts and prayers!!
Meanwhile her sister is pissy because the school and police department aren’t joining their freakout fest…..
“My sister was literally told that she shouldn’t have said anything or posted to FB that this situation happened.”
Translation – they knew it was bullshit the moment they heard it too and asked her to cut the shit. She of course ignored them because people like her climax when they hit 100 likes and 500 shares.
These people are so fucked up. They don’t get enough attention on their own so they feel the need to compensate by using their crotch critters as sympathy bait, and in the meantime they get a bunch of Moms all hot and bothered and on the lookout for the pedo who’s trying to snatch their kids. Stop using your kids as props for Facebook likes.