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Posts like this are why we need Turtleboy bloggers from across the country….
Yes, that’s right. They’re looking for complete strangers on a community Facebook page in Kentucky to babysit their twins for the week, cook for them, and clean the house. And they’re willing to pay you…..$50!!!
In other words, they need a slave. Or at least a Russian chick in a box. Because even in Kentucky that seems to be slightly below the minimum wage.
At first I figured this was some kind of joke. Surely no one would trust a stranger they met on Facebook to watch their children all week, if that stranger was willing to work for $50. This is like a pedo invitation. And I’m assuming her CORI background machine is broken. Turns out she’s 100% serious…..
This is my favorite run-on sentence of all time. And I thought New England ratchets were fun. Kentucky is like if Winchendon was granted statehood.
“No one asked for your apponion.”
Now I’m hungry. Apps with onions in them are my favorite! Excuse me while I order an Awesome Blossom!
As apposed to asshalfs and assquarters.
No wonder Kentucky is a breeding ground (literally) for 16 and Pregnant superstars. She’s only 20 years old after all….
That edumucation sure is paying dividends!
Here’s the best part. She posted this on her page (which I’m assuming is suspended because she insists on posting from her baby daddy page now):
Yea guys, she is very particular about who she lets babysit her kids. Meanwhile, are there any strangers on this community yard sale page that wanna go full Mary Poppins for $50 a week?
This of course means that she got pregnant while she was a teenager. Shit happens I suppose. You would think that being illiterate and broke would guide you towards prophylactic wrappers. But evidently her and her spam javelin decided that this would be the ideal time to have a raw dog rowdy down and fire a couple shots out of the baby cannon instead. Don’t worry, they’ll figure out the details on Facebook later.