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Gender Fluid Felon Knob Jockey Pulls The Worst Thought Out Petty Act Of Revenge Ever After Being Served Eviction Notice, Wisely Livestreams The Whole Thing Despite Telling Police “You’ve Got Nothing On Me”, And May Be The World’s Most Horrible Neighbor

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Gender Fluid Felon Knob Jockey Pulls The Worst Thought Out Petty Act Of Revenge Ever After Being Served Eviction Notice, Wisely Livestreams The Whole Thing Despite Telling Police “You’ve Got Nothing On Me”, And May Be The World’s Most Horrible Neighbor

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This is Justin/Justice Viera, and it is getting evicted from it’s apartment.

What exactly does a “failed astronomer” do? Just curious.

I will not call it “they”, because it is one person. If you want “gender neutral”, the only valid pronoun I have is slightly dehumanizing.

 

Sorry. There are two genders, and I don’t particularly give a fuck which one you chose, but there are only two options here. “They” is for groups or people, or if you happen to have a conjoined twin. We are not rewriting the rules of grammar for this.

Now, the sane, rational and proactive reaction to an eviction notice would be to contact the landlord, make a payment, and make arrangements to catch up. Or, start looking for a new place to live. The ratchet reaction to an eviction notice would be to search every corner of the place for ghetto black mold, start taking pictures of your shitty housekeeping to use as evidence of your landlord’s negligence, and fire up a gofundme for when all that fails. Justin’s reaction was something in a league of its own.

Herald News:

 

 

That registered a 9 on the ratchet scale. Definitely out of the box thinking there. Way, way out of the box. However, if you want to pull a fire alarm to piss off and displace your neighbors in some sort of weird, ineffective nefarious plot to get revenge on your landlord, you might want to be sure you didn’t just live stream yourself ripping butts while pulling the fire alarm and gleefully talking shit into the camera about how you really showed the landlord this time before telling the cops “You got nothing on me.”

$500 a night? Where are you getting your figures from? Seems a little steep to me. Pulling a fire alarm is only good for disrupting fourth period math class and movie bank robbery getaways. No rational person would ever go through all that expecting to somehow be allowed to stay in that apartment. The landlord might be a bit miffed, but not nearly as much as the people woken up at 10:40pm and forced outside into the cold. But, this ass assassin is fucking cooked, so I don’t think any of this was all that well thought out. Its Facebook profile is just a window into full fledged criminal insanity, with a heaping side of ratchet.

 

I have to say, though, as far as looks go, Justin/Justice is still a solid Woonsocket 5. With some foresight and a high traffic street corner or two, this whole thing could have been avoided, and that back rent paid. Regrettably, it was too busy documenting every single financial pitfall in real time on social media, and taking lots of gender blending selfies. Time truly squandered.

As unpopular as this slag probably is with the current neighbors, they actually got off pretty lucky, comparatively. Because this latest stunt is far from the nuttiest this non binary butt pirate has ever been:

 

I can’t imagine why anyone would want to get this chud off their property. Seems like the ideal tenant and neighbor to me.

At least Justin/Justice is cool with the Jews now.

Because, after trying to blow up an apartment building and waving a Nazi flag during the ensuing police standoff, attending an Antifa Jewish rights rally is the logical next step. Obviously.

Lucky for everyone in Woonsocket and the surrounding areas, it’s already out of jail and already turning life around, and it’s really convincing, you guys.

It’s not like this gender blending mental patient is a threat to public safety, or anything.

 

At least there’s justification to this whole mess. Justin/Justice had reproduced, and presumably right around the time the rent stopped getting paid, the apartment gave its kids lead poisoning.

God, do I feel bad for those kids. Can you imagine having this psych-ward superstar responsible for your formative years?

But hey, what else do you do in that situation but stop paying your rent, threaten your neighbors, pull a fire alarm and cap it off with a flooded holding cell?

Nothing, is the answer. There is nothing else you could possibly do.  Obviously. The last step here is a Gofundme popping up to pay for moving expenses and the next year or two of rent. But that may be dangerous, because it will set a whole new precedent. If Justin/Justice goes out begging for funds, I’m not going to be able to donate to another campaign unless they add “acts of terrorism” to the list of options they exhausted before turning to internet panhandling. Anything less would just seem lazy.

 

17 Comment(s)
  • To Protect and Serve
    November 30, 2018 at 11:16 pm

    If this creature threatened to commit suicide in police custody why didn’t some kind officer help him ease his pain. A length of rope or wire, even a belt, could have made the difference between a life of gender confusion and STD’s or a well deserved death in a prison cell. Turn off the video camera and let nature take it’s course. Should it feel suicidal in the future I’d be glad to donate a noose.

    • Why? I'll tell ya...
      December 4, 2018 at 3:06 am

      Too much paperwork, for the most part.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    November 30, 2018 at 1:23 pm

    Is it just me? I feel that all of these nutjobs have eyes that are set too close together and they big foreheads. Much like the flat brimmed Bulls cap is the positive indicator to rachet behavior, could these traits be indicators to the higher degree of craziness for Shims?

  • Whadda Twat Tho
    November 30, 2018 at 10:05 am

    It is the definition of “TWAT” .. like, should be it’s photo in the dictionary next to TWAT. What a twat though.. Seriously. I fucking hate twats.

  • Normal person
    November 30, 2018 at 8:04 am

    Transgender is a serious mental disorder and this just example#163826252 of that. Liberals promote these sick fucks and encourage it.

  • Chet Manley
    November 30, 2018 at 5:48 am

    This motherfucker needs a goddamn curb stomping. This is a perfect example of “It takes a village…” As in the village needs to beat the fucking shit out of this fuckhead a couple of times to get him to understand that he needs to be a good citizen.

    • Y
      November 30, 2018 at 10:09 am

      I agree, Chet…something along the lines of:

  • Rider Kuntz
    November 30, 2018 at 4:01 am

    Did the landlord choose this tenant while high on bath salts or was the next most qualified candidate a level 3 sex offender with 32 prior evictions? It is RI after all…

  • Ray Patriarca
    November 29, 2018 at 9:39 pm

    Kill IT with fire !!!!!

  • wishful thinking
    November 29, 2018 at 9:27 pm

    This is why abortion needs to be legal. He should have been aborted, his kids should have been aborted and the baby momma(s) need to have been aborted. Republicans need to abort their stance. There is no good that can happen from his kids. I hope I’m wrong.

  • Rock Hudson
    November 29, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    I kinda like him.

  • The Vorlon
    November 29, 2018 at 8:12 pm

    Is it possible he/she/it is the anti-conjoined twin?

    (One body, no brain…)

  • Poop Pirate
    November 29, 2018 at 8:03 pm

    I heard he got the mayor of Somerville sick. That’s why he’s in the hospital. Same anal STD of some type I suspect

  • FUShim
    November 29, 2018 at 7:34 pm

    Why doesn’t this fucking shim just get a fucking job and pay it’s fucking rent like the rest of civilized society?

  • Turdchomper
    November 29, 2018 at 7:21 pm

    I find the Hep C ads all over this page hilarious and appropriate.

  • Burn It
    November 29, 2018 at 7:06 pm

    Look at the times that the nut posts things. He does nothing but post shit on the internet and get his asshole filled. At least his free health insurance will give him a hospital room to stay in while he’s dying of AIDS

  • whatevuh
    November 29, 2018 at 7:05 pm

    Never a good sniper around when you need one . . . .

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