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Geniuses Really Think They Can Illegally Ride ATV’s All Hours Of The Night Because At Least They’re Not In A Gang?

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Worcester is in the midst of an unprecedented Summer of Love, in which everyone gets shot and no on saw nothing. With all the shootings going on we need outlets for people who would normally be killing each other. Apparently the solution to the problem is another illegal activity – driving around in unregistered ATV’s and dirt bikes:

A tow truck driver from Early’s Garage had his tires slashed shortly after towing a bunch of dirt bikes from honors students who were riding them illegally in a Main South park. 

The cops nabbed the bikers a couple hours before that and arrested five of them when they tried to run away. The bikes are being held until they can prove they actually paid for them. 

The owner of the towing place told Turtleboy Sports that one of the riders was fired up!!! He called them up demanding the bike and even used foul language. Not coincidentally the driver’s truck was fucked up the next day. 

This whole ATV thing is a new phenomena, as part of the “guns down, bikes up” crusade. But it doesn’t mean that it’s legal to drive them around on city streets. The WPD and EPA have been trying to scrounge these guys up for weeks now because citizens are pissed off about the fact that they drive like maniacs all hours of the night. 


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On Wednesday the cops in Main South saw a couple dozen of these geniuses riding around like Evil Knevil except with no helmets or regard for their own safety. It’s cool though, because they had bandanas and masks on, possibly to celebrate Halloween early. When they pulled into the park the cops surrounded them and tried to apprehend them. Obviously they all ran away and fucked up the park in the process. A couple of them tried to hit the cops on the way out. 

After that they realized that they had to ditch the bike and hoof it. They only got five of them, presumably because they were the slowest and most awkward of the bunch. Neighbors were happy because they’re basically sick of these bikers bothering them all hours of the night. The bikers claim that this is their outlet from dealing drugs and killing people. 

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So let me get this straight. The alternative to joining a gang, dealing drugs, and shooting people, is another illegal activity? Yea, that makes TONS of sense.

Hey here’s an idea – try going to school and getting a job. You know, like a normal person. How the fuck is riding around on an unregistered and dangerous vehicle being viewed as a positive thing for the community? What kind of lowered expectation bullshit is this?

It boggles my mind what just happened here. You’ve got a bunch of grown ass  men (they’re all over 18) who want a fucking cookie for not joining a gang. Hey geniuses, you’re not SUPPOSED to join gangs. Instead of finding a new hobby to occupy your time, why not find a job instead? That might help.

The thing about off-road vehicles is, they’re best when they’re driven off road. These things are built for Rutland, not Main South. But who gives a shit about law and order though right? Who cares that you’re driving these loud ass vehicles in the most crowded part of town at all hours of the night? Because at least you’re not in a gang. So I guess it’s OK when you ram your car into a vehicle during the middle of a news broadcast and ride off never to be seen again:

It’s just hilarious because they think that the fact that they’re not out killing people means that they don’t have to get licenses or follow other city ordinances and laws. And if the cops confiscate their bikes and have them towed, they have the right to slash the tow truck driver’s tires. Even though they can’t prove that they own the bikes, because as we all know, the bike magically ended up in their possession without a paper trail. Because the world revolves around them and they should get whatever they want because they didn’t join a gang.

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23 Comment(s)
  • Real american
    July 15, 2016 at 10:47 am

    Is funny how the white man call them self american but came to america and kill the real americans call indians steel their country and started to put yall own fucking laws to keep steelling from the comunity i dont agree with atv ridders that want to ride stolen atv on the streets but where the fuck else can they ride???

  • Theexnutx
    August 15, 2015 at 7:45 am

    Wtf lmaoo this turtle boy nigga gotta be suppppa madd lmao He Wrote all this shit just for some attention lmaoo ! This nigga must be living in his Moms basemant

    • xayxel
      August 17, 2015 at 8:55 am

      Please don’t butcher the English language

  • MommaH
    August 14, 2015 at 11:06 pm

    I don’t care if the kids ride dirt bikes all day, but, when they ride like morons, weaving in and out of traffic, causing drivers to stop shot, or when they reb the motors to be loud, for hours, keeping the health care working from getting a good nights sleep and then expect these nurses to take care of their loved ones…they don’t think of the repercussion of their stupidity.

  • oneopinion
    August 14, 2015 at 7:50 pm

    It’s actually more complicated than it seems. Dirtbikes are fucking awesome as are rice rockets and the very few done correctly tuners. Massachusetts completely fails those of us who might like to enjoy things a little differently and who who would definitely walk among each other sharing tools and tuning tips and so fourth. You can’t ride in the city; I get that, but THERE HAS TO BE A PLACE TO RIDE.

  • JayC
    August 14, 2015 at 3:14 pm

    Boy are these clowns missing the whole point. Riding dirtbikes and ATVs like they are is a public nusance. People don’t want their neighborhoods disturbed by excessive dirtbikes noise any more than they do gunshot noise or even legal street bike noise. You don’t have to be a Rhodes Scholar to appreciate coming home from work relaxing a bit and being able to sleep at night without bothersome noise so you can get up in the morning and provide for a family, pay the bills, or work for a vacation.

    Ofcourse these dopes show their intelligence by running right to Facebook like every other bigmouth who is butthurt for [insert reason]. “Bikes Up, Guns Down”?? That like motorheads trying to justify peeling out incessantly by saying “Tires Smoke, Not Gun Smoke.” It doesn’t make it any less illegal or a nuisance. The place for dirt bikes and ATV’s riding isn’t down city streets. Maybe they should work a little harder (or at all) and buy a house in a town with some land where they can ride on their own property legally? Or buy a pick-up tuck and trailer to go riding somewhere it’s allowed?

  • anona
    August 14, 2015 at 11:04 am


  • CFT
    August 14, 2015 at 10:31 am

    After reading this, I had visions of the police officers with these idiots driving around them and kicking them as they went by. The police were almost helpless at that point. I say we start a GoFundMe page to fly in some ranchers from Texas. You know, the ones with a lasso in hand. The ones that have been lassoing on their ranch since the age of ten. One swing of the rope and these morons would be ripped off those machine so fast. They would be helpless like a turtle on its back. Hell, we could even set up stadium seating for the show, sell tickets, cotton candy, and slushies for the event.

  • Nanny
    August 14, 2015 at 10:07 am

    Meh. Malum prohibitum.

    That said, if someone was tooling around on my street after the kids are in bed I’d be calling the non-emergency number.

    So, easy for me to be nonchalant.

  • Hob Nob
    August 14, 2015 at 9:58 am

    The driver of any legal automobile that has the unfortunate luck to cross paths with one of these illegal riders:

    – Will be lucky if they aren’t assaulted – better hope the police get there quick.
    – Will get sued in civil court by an ambulance chaser
    – On the above point imagine the cost of defending such a lawsuit
    – imagine the consequences if they win a judgement
    – own your home? not anymore
    – have a regular job? how about they attach your wages for 20-30 years, or the rest of their life.
    – Insurance rates in Worcester are about to jack up even higher than they already are because the legal insured drivers will be subsidizing the insurance company pay outs and added risk of garaging in the city.

  • GoneWest
    August 14, 2015 at 9:15 am

    “Worcester bicycle officers nabbed the two on Illinois Street”

    They couldn’t outrun a bicycle? That’s the most disappointing part about this to me.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    August 14, 2015 at 8:27 am

    I love the mentality displayed in the comments section from these thugs that are looking for sympathy. We don’t do drugs so it’s ok to break the law. ROLF… Also, according to the article, they tried running down and kicking the police officers. The level of entitlement and playing the victim is just astounding and the best part is they whole hardheartedly believe their own dribble.

    Oh, and NO, you cant have the stolen property back. Paperwork, yeah right….

  • LoveWPD
    August 14, 2015 at 6:35 am

    Bikes up guns down? No, how about guns up bikers down. Wouldn’t it be funny if some sharp shooter with good aim started taking out these thugs. I don’t believe for a second that these illegal atv riders have nothing to do with the gun violence in the city. It’s clearly the same morons, terrorizing this city with bad aim shooting and now illegal bikes. If any one of these losers gets within 50 feet of me, I will go Edwin Mieses on him!

  • Wtf
    August 14, 2015 at 6:24 am

    I agree 100% with this article.
    But one thing I don’t understand – and I’m definitely not sticking up for these morons – is why in this wonderful city/state do you need to register an atv but yet you can’t ride them anywhere except on private property??

    Doesn’t seem right to me.

    I can’t wait to move to northern NH.

    • WormtownorBust
      August 14, 2015 at 7:44 am

      It’s a way for the State to make sure they get their sales tax.

    • Kbella
      August 14, 2015 at 3:24 pm

      They are fun. Maybe the city could designate an area where they could ride them legally. Dog park, ATV trail? Hmmm…

  • MommaH
    August 14, 2015 at 6:18 am

    Thank you TB, thought I was the only one that felt this way about these idiots. Do you know the plots that went on in my head, hearing these punks driving by all hours of the night? I did have the thought of beeping my horn in front of their house at 5 am which is the time I get up to get ready for work. But, unlike these idiots, I have respect for my neighbors. These kids were not your innocent, they have knocked off a few side view mirrors off cars, they would intimidate drivers that would try to pass by them, they made sure they were loud. They have no respect for anyone or anything. Some of them do deal drugs and just might be carrying a gun. I have seen how fast and reckless they drive and it scares the crap out of me. They would drive with 2 year old on the tank, no helmets. So irritating to the fact that the we have to change rules because of people like this that don’t comprehend what the law is. God forbid they abide by the law like the rest of us. I have had many sleepless nights because of these idiots and last night was the first night I actually slept all night with my windows open…Thank you WPD for finally nabbing these FUCKTARDS!

  • WackyHonky
    August 14, 2015 at 5:58 am

    Yeah, not harming anyone until one of them gets stuck under my truck tires for cutting in front of me on Park Ave….make my fuggin day and let me get all Billy Bob on your asses because it would be MY FAULT for being all RACISSS trying to drive LEGALLY in my registered and insured vehicle

  • A fish called Wanda!
    August 14, 2015 at 1:28 am

    Bikes up guns down??? They sound like a bunch of fags with tiny dicks! Bunch of fucking losers and ass clowns!!! Get a life/job you fucking morons!!!

    • Wtf
      August 14, 2015 at 6:19 am

      Calling them ass clowns is insulting to ass clowns.

  • RJ
    August 13, 2015 at 11:33 pm

    Bikes up, guns down.

    Bikes down, heroin up.

    Heroin down, shoplifting up

    Shoplifting down, public urination up

    Public urination down, tutoring inner city kids up

    You can’t just skip to the end. It’s a process.

  • Publius
    August 13, 2015 at 11:27 pm

    Guess who owns the streets and all four corners of the City? Mayor Petty this is yaw doin.

  • Publius
    August 13, 2015 at 11:21 pm

    Prove ownership, if you dare!

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