George Zimmerman Is Auctioning The Gun Used To Kill Trayvon Martin Because He Is A Terrible Person And The Reason Hillary Clinton Is Popular

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Saw this headline and wanted to puke:

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SourceGeorge Zimmerman says he is auctioning off the pistol he used to kill Trayvon Martin, the unarmed teen whose murder he was acquitted of in 2013. In an interview with Florida’s WOGX, Zimmerman explained that the Justice Department recently returned the weapon and he believed it was time to “move past the firearm” that he would otherwise “put in a safe for [his] grandkids.” Zimmerman also said he was unconcerned with how critics might react to the sale.

 “They’re not going to be bidding on it, so I couldn’t care less about them,” said Zimmerman.“I’m a free American. I can do what I like with my possessions.”

In the auction description, Zimmerman calls the gun “a piece of American History” and makes multiple references to his perceived enemies, including “B. Hussein Obama.”

“The firearm for sale is the firearm that was used to defend my life and end the brutal attack from Trayvon Martin,” writes Zimmerman. “I am proud to announce that a portion of the proceeds will be used to: fight BLM violence against Law Enforcement officers, ensure the demise of Angela Correy’s persecution career and Hillary Clinton’s anti-firearm rhetoric.”

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Fuck. George. Zimmerman. “A piece of American history?” Are you kidding me? This guy really thinks he’s Daniel fucking Boone doesn’t he? Bitch, you are a rent-a-cop who got away with taking a life. You are not that important and neither is your gun. Only a complete piece of shit like you would ever consider putting a bid in on your lone claim to fame in your sad, pathetic life.

By now you know our stance on criminals who dance with the devil and end up getting put down. We have no problem with what Darren Wilson did in Ferguson because he was a trained police officer who was defending himself from a 300 pound man who was trying to take his gun.

But Trayvon Martin and Mike Brown are apples and oranges. Trayvon was walking home when a huge LOSER, fake, wannabe rent-a-cop bitch, started stalking him like he was working for CIA. Since he’s the only one who lived we have to take his story for what happened, but even he admits that he was stalking this kid and didn’t identify himself. So Trayvon allegedly attacked him, the two of them got in a fight, and Zimmerman ended up shooting him because he feared for his life. In short, George Zimmerman provoked a fight, got his ass beat, and then shot the kid because he wasn’t man enough to take his lumps from an unarmed teenager.

What a little bitch. There’s nothing worse than rent-a-cops who think they have any sort of authority. Trayvon was walking home and certainly didn’t have to answer to this asshole. The dispatcher SPECIFICALLY told him NOT to keep following Trayvon. Let the professionals handle it. But he couldn’t do that, because his dreams of him playing imaginary policeman got him too aroused. 

If I were him at 17 I probably would’ve handled it the same way. I’d laugh at the fat ass security guard who thought I had to listen to him. I’d have zero problem getting physical if that’s where he wanted to take it. Luckily I live in a state where you can’t shoot someone if you challenge them to a fight and get your ass beat. 


It boggles my mind that people support George Zimmerman. I feel like they’re doing it because they wanna stick it to the black lives matter terrorists and gun control advocates, and I totally get and understand that sentiment. But this guy does not deserve your sympathy or praise. He is not a responsible gun owner. He is a HUGE reason why liberals wanna take your guns. He is a HUGE reason why asshole protesters block highways. The fact that you are making him the poster child for the 2nd Amendment is the reason you are in a position where you have to defend the 2nd Amendment.

Does George Zimmerman have a right to sell this gun? Of course. Does it prove that he’s the huge asshole that we already knew he was? Absolutely. Look dipshit, you got away it. You lucked out because the idiot district attorney overcharged you and they couldn’t get you on second degree murder. Just be happy you’re not in prison and quit being such a nudnik.

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But he can’t do that for some reason. Because at the end of the day he’s a bad person with one claim to fame that he won’t let die. Instead he ended up getting arrested in 2015 for smacking around his girlfriend, who finally got wise and dumped his fat ass. In 2013 he was arrested for threatening to kill his then-girlfriend after pointing a gun at her. His ex-wife that same year left him after he threatened her and her father with a gun. Then in 2014 he threatened to kill a man in an incident of road rage.


And this is the part that made me wanna puke:

“The firearm for sale is the firearm that was used to defend my life and end the brutal attack from Trayvon Martin.”

What a little bitch. “Brutal attack.” Bitch, you got your ass beat by a 17 year old. Your life wasn’t in danger, and even if it was, it was as a direct result of you disobeying a police dispatcher. You chose to put yourself in that situation.

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Most importantly though, hasn’t the family of Trayvon Martin been put through enough? Turtleboy is not gonna pretend like this kid was some angel. He was probably a punk like Turtleboy was when Turtleboy was 17. But he’s dead, largely because of George Zimmerman. They received no closure from this because no one was ever punished for taking their kid’s life.

And now this piece of shit who walked away from it all is rubbing salt in their wounds. When you support people like George Zimmerman you make life harder for responsible gun owners. You make it seem to people like Hillary Clinton that all gun owners are unreasonable, when clearly this is not the case. People who supported Mike Brown are the reason that Trump is popular, but people who support George Zimmerman are the reason that Hillary is too.


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39 Comment(s)
  • Richard Bridges
    March 29, 2017 at 3:25 am

    I hope he dies.

  • Joe Max
    May 14, 2016 at 6:38 pm

    The street punk attacked Zimmerman, bashed his head to the ground. Zimmerman’s injury photos were not pretty either. The punk assaulted Zimmerman and paid the price. If Zimmerman wants to sell his gun, go for it, could care less !

  • White Lives Matter
    May 13, 2016 at 11:48 pm

    George Zimmerman is an American hero who rid the nation of a disgusting tar thug. Period.

  • BobnMic
    May 13, 2016 at 3:52 pm

    I think there should be law that makes it okay to shoot suspicious looking niggers in hoodies.

    • BobnMic
      May 13, 2016 at 4:43 pm

      An SJW that is racist? That’s new. Holy shit! How do we categorize you? I don’t know let’s make up a word shall we? Libtardsjwracistsstalkerimposterfucknutwithnolife. Shit Jennie would love this one…

  • BobnMic
    May 13, 2016 at 3:25 pm

    Do you know why there were no Porto Ricans on Star Trek? Because they aren’t working in the future either!! Oh my I’m so funny.

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    May 13, 2016 at 2:12 am

    Not sure I can agree with the other commenters here… was Trayvon in the wrong here? Seems like it… but so was Zim… this situations isn’t a zero sum game here… they can both be assholes, and it cetainly seems to be the case. It’s not a lib thing, or a pro- or anti- Hillary/Trump/anyone else thing… it’s about looking at a situation and calling it like it is… two assholes on a collision course.

    • Jay
      May 13, 2016 at 5:18 am

      What did Zimmerman do wrong?

      • Dom
        May 13, 2016 at 3:22 pm

        Zimmerman is a bat-shit-crazy law enforcement officer wannabe. Regardless, I believe the result of the trial was the correct decision but it doesn’t excuse the fact that GZ was out looking for trouble. His past and subsequent run ins with the law prove just how stupid and hot headed this idiot is.

        However, TM’s decision to attack cost him his life. TM didn’t know if the GZ was an UC cop, security for the community he was cutting through or any other person with official capacity. He just attacked, he was big enough to overpower GZ physically and GZ was armed.

        • Jay
          May 13, 2016 at 3:47 pm

          He wasn’t looking for trouble, he was trying to keep the police informed about a suspicious person. If he was looking for trouble, he would’ve confronted Trayvon or shouted out to him. He did neither.

  • Gronkmonster
    May 12, 2016 at 10:29 pm

    Welcome back lib turtle been a while since they let you leave the campaign head quarters Hillarys office to let you write another doozie…..Poor old Travon was just days from turning his life around..Too bad the old Turtle is not around to show that great kids facebook page pictures of him holding guns and stull

  • True Reality Speaks
    Mirror Mirror
    May 12, 2016 at 8:24 pm

    Zimmerman’s a loser but I hate libtard Turtleboy!

    • BobnMic
      May 12, 2016 at 8:28 pm

      Well hello there sailor. Tell me, do you like gladiator movies? hmmmmmmm

      • BobnMic
        May 13, 2016 at 2:42 am

        You can at any time take your toys and go home now . Just a suggestion. Did I hurt your “feelings?” Oh you widdle delicate flower. I am so so sorry pumpkin. Alright keep it going because I laugh so much that I blow the dust off of my desk in my office so much that the service I hire to clean can come here ever other week instead of every week.

        Thank you. You are good for something.

    • Jay
      May 12, 2016 at 8:49 pm

      It’s weird that Turtleboy is taking the Black Lives Matter side on this.

      • Wabbitt
        May 13, 2016 at 4:06 pm

        It’s almost like he forms his opinions based on the merits of each issue, instead of blindly following either the conservative or liberal viewpoint on everything.

        Funny how that works…

        • BobnMic
          May 13, 2016 at 4:14 pm

          I am convinced that there are two Turtleboy writers on here that do not see eye to eye on most issues. I mean – How many contradictory battles can you fight on an issue worthy of discussion? It’s getting easier and easier to recognize who is who.

        • Jay
          May 13, 2016 at 4:31 pm

          That’s clearly wrong because even the image this article was made with has a complete, proven lie in it. “Based on merits” means “I read it on Facebook and did no fact checking.

  • Jay
    May 12, 2016 at 4:36 pm

    Zimmerman was part of the neighborhood watch. There were multiple break ins in the neighborhood by young black males, including one where a woman was cowering in her bedroom with her one year old child while the two burglars were trying to kick the bedroom door down. At that point, Zimmerman forms the neighborhood watch. He was following someone who fit the description of the burglars, was wearing a hood at night, and Zimmerman claimed he was also looking into windows. He was following him to keep the police informed on his location. Trayvon actually reached his father’s house after Zimmerman lost his line of sight on him, but TURNED AROUND to blindside Zimmerman and pound his head into pavement.

    I watched the entire trial, it was better than any TV show I’ve seen in years. If Trayvon said “hi what’re you doing” he would’ve lived, instead he attacked. This isn’t even getting into the fact that Trayvon was likely doing lean to get high, which would make him aggressive. I see nothing wrong with Zimmerman’s actions.

    He’s probably selling the gun because nobody would ever hire him and he needs money.

    • Jay
      May 12, 2016 at 4:42 pm

      Also if you think Zimmerman tackled Trayvon you’re pretty fucking stupid Turtleboy. All evidence points to Trayvon attacking first and being mounted on top of Zimmerman , including the location of the hole in his shirt compared to the hole in his chest. The locations indicate that his shirt was dangling in front of him and that he was leaning over Zimmerman.

      • BobnMic
        May 12, 2016 at 8:51 pm

        Great points. Would you like to come over and watch my ‘Charles in Charge’ box set with me? We can be BFF’s!

        • BobnMic
          May 12, 2016 at 9:23 pm

          Not me Jay just so you know bro.

          • Jay
            May 12, 2016 at 9:28 pm

            Yeah if the avatar picture thing isn’t there I know it’s fake

          • BobnMic
            May 12, 2016 at 9:40 pm

            I had to change it to an original pic and retire Taz because the SJWs, copied it and are up my sphincter. Never out of material on here. Never.

          • Everyone
            May 13, 2016 at 2:41 pm

            Bob, we’re not SJWs, we just think your an asshole

          • BobnMic
            May 13, 2016 at 3:07 pm

            Hey “Everyone” (and stop pretending that you represent other people other than your pathetic self because it is stupid) – you ARE a SJW and you don’t even know it. When you disagree with someone’s opinion and call them an asshole – that is text book SJW! What is wrong with your brain? Hey you can say the moon is made out of cheese and be convinced of that. I would disagree of course but NOT come on here and call you as asshole. See the difference you delicate widdle boo boo faced tulip?

            Get a fucking life fucknut and leave me the fuck alone.

          • BobnMic
            May 13, 2016 at 3:11 pm

            I just realized that in your comment you just admitted that you had something to do with stealing my avatar, then came on here to fuck with people. You fucking idiot. And who is the asshole? Wow. Busted. Lol. What comes around goes around. Such a sorry ass you are.

  • John Wick
    May 12, 2016 at 4:33 pm

    Did Zim followTrayvon? Yep, not illegal.
    Did Zim not listen to a dispatcher? Yep, they have zero authority.
    Did Zim get attacked by Trayvon, to the point where his face was smashed in, and the back of his head was bloody from having Trayvon smash it against the pavement? Yep.
    Does getting hit in the head repeatedly make you start to lose consciousness? Sure does.

    Good shoot, all day.

    • Aaron Burr
      May 13, 2016 at 11:27 am

      Did Trayvon Martin try to walk home? Yep, not illegal
      Did he notice George Zimmerman stalking him? Yep, not illegel
      Did he tell George Zimmerman to stop following him (even in back the fuck off tone)? Yep, not illegal.

      I don’t see how anyone can actually defend this man’s morals. This isn’t Mike Brown trying to take a gun from a cop (and Trayvon didn’t just rob a corner store) Trayvon was followed home.

      • Jay
        May 13, 2016 at 12:29 pm

        Trayvon fit the description of the neighborhood burglars. Also notable? Trayvon was caught with jewelry and burglary tools in his school locker but let’s ignore that. Trayvon never said a word to Zimmerman, we know that from the phone calls both Trayvon and Zimmerman made.

        Zimmerman lost track of Trayvon, and he even had his truck key in his hand when he was sucker punched by Trayvon. He was leaving. Trayvon MADE IT TO HIS HOME and decided to turn around to try to kill the local neighborhood watch.

  • kingsraisins
    May 12, 2016 at 2:22 pm

    Something about this just seems offensive. Neither Trayvon nor Zimmerman were/are pillars of humanity’s greatest traits. But there is seriously something messed up in putting a gun up for sale and advertising it as an American artifact that was used to end the life of a teenage boy.

    He should just go away and live in shame. After his acquittal he has since proven himself to be a scum of the earth type human being. Someone should’ve told him that being acquitted isn’t the same as being liked or even respected. It is the fault of ignorant tools like this guy that anti-gun rhetoric has gained so much momentum. For every 1,000,000 people that own a firearm rightfully and legally, there is one guy like this that makes everybody else look bad. Clown.

    • HH
      We're Doomed
      May 12, 2016 at 2:33 pm

      He’s an attention whore. If he wants to sell the gun; then, he should sell the gun. Who would really care? He’s doing the auction of “a piece of American history” *gag* for 2 reasons: 1. he thinks it’s going to bring in more money than just selling it outright and 2. he wants the attention. If he didn’t he’d just go away. The guy is like the shingles virus. No matter how much people hope we’re rid of him, he just keeps popping up.

      • kingsraisins
        May 12, 2016 at 2:40 pm

        The worst part of it is that someone will probably end up buying the thing for well into the 6 figure range.

  • Audrey
    May 12, 2016 at 2:21 pm

    Gesh Turtleboy you may have actually jumped the shark. Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you lately?

    • Jon
      May 12, 2016 at 5:20 pm

      That’s ridiculous. If you don’t understand what TB was saying than I guess there’s no hope for u. George Zimmerman is a fuck nut loser who took a kids life because he’s an overzealous asshole who was on a wanna be cop power trip. Are you the type of person who follows every black man that ever walks down your street with a gun on you? Because that would REALLY solve anything. I think you must be some kind of racist. Because the only type of person who would support Zimmerman is the type of person who can relate to him…so you’re either a paranoid fuck with guns who stalks people you don’t know, or you think all black men are criminals, or both.

      Maybe Turtleboy is reflecting more on legitimately fucked up situations that don’t align with your super conservative ‘all black guys deserve to die and I support ANYONE who shoots one’ views because they’re FUCKED UP views.

      Grow up and go make friends with some black people. Bitch.

      • Wabbitt
        May 13, 2016 at 3:34 pm

        Exactly. Zimmerman should have gotten the chair, but Florida being Florida you can murder an unarmed man who beat your ass after you picked a fight with him. At the very least he should have been convicted of aggravated manslaughter.

  • Chris From Georgia
    May 12, 2016 at 2:01 pm

    Trayvon was no choir boy either.

    • May 12, 2016 at 2:02 pm

      Yea, that’s why we made a point to say that

    • Practical
      May 12, 2016 at 2:05 pm


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