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Geriatric Hatfield Hippie Writes Letter To Hampshire Gazette Vowing To Call The Police On Anyone Wearing Wearing A MAGA Hat


This is Matt Levin of Hatfield, MA.

And he wrote one of the most amazing letters to the editor of all time a week ago, which was published in the Hampshire Gazette:

Let it be known folks – if you wear a MAGA hat or have a bumper sticker supporting the current President of the United States, this man right here will be calling the cops on you.

You terrorist fucks had a good run while it lasted. You thought you could get away with being conservative, not blindly believing the mainstream media, and wanting immigration laws to be enforced. But he sees right through your terrorist plot, and he’s not fucking around anymore.

I for one am shocked that he’s a Bernie bro. Bernie Sanders is well known for attracting the most reasonable and bright members of the democratic party, and totally doesn’t appeal to mentally unstable lunatics.

I’ve spent a lot of time in the Amherst-Northampton area, and I can tell you from experience that literally every single adult male over the age of 50 looks EXACTLY like Matt Levin.

It’s basically Vermont. Guaranteed this guy drives a Prius and shops at farmer’s markets but secretly hates it and goes to Walmart when he thinks no one’s looking.

As good as this letter to the editor was it doesn’t quite add up to last year’s letter, “Ban all guns in public.”

Very reasonable. This about sums up counterculture Chris Kringle’s way of thinking.

If you’re in the Hatfield area try driving around with a MAGA hat on and see if you get questioned by Homeland Security. If you do, then it means Matt Levin’s done his job to keep his country safe from domestic terrorists.


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81 Comment(s)
  • z
    August 19, 2019 at 2:10 pm

    I’m planning to set up a Google Alert for “Matt Levin Hatfield”.
    You know now that he’s got a taste of notoriety hes going to say other stupid shit.

    There’s been a couple of comments on his stellar Youtube videos and he’s getting into it with the commentators. Matt you are a player!!! Maybe in a years time you’ll have 100 subscribers.

  • JizzMasterZero
    August 19, 2019 at 8:50 am

    His letter is meaningless. The police don’t have the authority to quash the First Amendment and they will tell him so, even in that liberal stronghold. I’m sure Mr. Levin fully supports freedom of speech (as long as he agrees with it.)

  • Cheddah
    August 19, 2019 at 8:39 am

    Damn 76 comments in less than 48 hours means this guys is creating a lot of buzz which also hopefully means the western MA Turtle Riders will do their due diligence and fuck with this guy somehow, (on your spare time of course because I assume we all have jobs here.)
    Anddd within the next few days rest assured you can count on this twerp crying making a big scene threatening with lawsuits etc. Seems to happen every time..

  • Sulfer Powder
    August 19, 2019 at 4:26 am

    The guy is an attention seeker. I’m reality he is basically asking to have his house pasted with Trump stickers and flags.. If it hasn’t been already. Then he can run to Fox 25 and tell am how Orangemans people ruined his life……

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Dr.Christine Blasey Ford
    August 18, 2019 at 10:11 pm


    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
      August 18, 2019 at 10:15 pm

      Me too!

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Sonia Sotomayor.
      August 18, 2019 at 10:17 pm

      Mmmm oh yeah!

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Elena Kagan.
      August 18, 2019 at 10:20 pm

      What about me? I want a piece of that!

  • Bingo Fuel
    August 18, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    Hey Matt Levin


    I’ll be driving through wearing my MAGA hat soon – be sure to wave

    Beat cuck commie

    Trump 2029!! USA USA USA

  • fred
    August 18, 2019 at 8:29 pm

    i’ll bet he has hemorrhoids the size of tea-cups.

  • Communist jew
    August 18, 2019 at 7:27 pm

    We hate free speech that’s why we control the news and Hollywood so idiots think we’re normal. Usually takes a country 80 years to figure this out then we leave and ruin the next country.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 18, 2019 at 6:49 pm

    I’m not gonna lie, Matt just does it for me. I need to go rub one out.

  • Diddler on the Roof
    August 18, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    Guarantee Guarantee 100% Matt “gooser” Levin was a camp counselor or involved in children’s sports probably swimming. “Joey I need you to help me organize the gear in the paddle shack” and Linda “you can sleep in my tent to help with your nightmares”. How many innocents have known the feel of his scratchy pedo beard.

    • Diddler on the Roof
      August 18, 2019 at 4:46 pm

      Forgot to mention HIV induced dementia.

      • z
        August 19, 2019 at 2:51 pm

        I just noticed the lines above his shoulder.
        “Dr. Gene Scott” comes to mind.
        Died in 2005. Did time buys on local TV at 2 AM all over the country.
        A crook. One of his things was diagrams tying completely unrelated facts together. After he was done they were still unrelated.

        can’t find one of those, but here’s Scott.

  • John Wypyszinski
    Wood Shampoos for Hippies
    August 18, 2019 at 3:07 pm

    This ass clown clearly was the kid who got stuffed in his locker every day. Just looking at him makes me want to hunt his hippie stankass down and give him a couple royal flushes. Then deck him out in MAGA gear and toss him out of a van into an Antifa rally…let him relive his high school days to the fullest.

  • MrSmiley
    August 18, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    Totally down to grab a rental car and meet ppl in Hatfield wearing maga gear just to trigger the fruitloop lefties out there. Clearly guy wants to be famous I’m glad to help. The internet never gets sick of lefty freakouts. Meanwhile, go to the aoc is okay video and join the fun!

    • z
      August 18, 2019 at 4:59 pm

      There’s 5 feet of grass between his house and the “Grill and Chill” next door. Just show up to eat but before going in, scream “MAGA”.

      He’s probably pissed that this place gets a clientele that he hates, but can’t do anything about. From their web page “You never know if Cajun catfish tips, alligator tips, lamb rack, Filet Mignon, or Salmon Rockefeller….”

      Place looks legit. 111 reviews, 4.4 average.

  • capone181
    Total Mayhem
    August 18, 2019 at 1:29 pm

    The Police should inform this fool that if he calls 911 with a bogus report, that he will be billed for the dispatch.

    This has been used in other parts of the country and has been very effective.

    Considering Liberals are only good at spending other people’s money, it would probably shut him up. One warning, then fine him each and every additional time.

    • tim Fenton
      Tim F
      August 18, 2019 at 7:07 pm

      You’re kidding me. I gotta check that out with my “Stand Up For Betsy Ross” shirt. Think he’s hip to them? Rush has em.’

  • Jefe
    August 18, 2019 at 1:05 pm

    This man is quite obviously mentally ill. Can you imagine being so emotionally fragile that you feel threatened by a hat? Furthermore, he claims that people who support Trump are terrorists, but he’s the one trying to stifle the inherent right of all US citizens to express their political views. Ever notice how it’s always the batshit liberals who are perpetrating violence against conservatives? It’s never the other way.
    I’d love to hear the convo between this whack job and the cops when he calls to report someone wearing a MAGA hat.

  • Corinth Arkadin
    August 18, 2019 at 1:05 pm

    It’s a matter of survival is right.

    This punk should be stomped on for GP.

    God damm I hate boomers.

  • Cookie Monster
    August 18, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    Me not think funny. Me have Mr. Hooper put out cease and desist order on turd burglar hippy stealing Cookie’s signature voice.

    C is for commie.
    That good enough for me.

  • Rumpled Foreskin
    August 18, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    Imagine being the police who have to field calls from cry babies like this guy. What do you do? If you arrest him for misuse of 911, he would simply spin it as the cops are prejudice and are trying to silence his voice. And if you leave him alone, he calls incessantly every time his fragile feelings are hurt, which is likely quite often.

  • Richyrich
    August 18, 2019 at 12:23 pm

    Wasting the local gendarme’s time with his political rants. If I see someone wearing a MAGA hat I just take pity on the fool.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      August 18, 2019 at 1:06 pm

      Do you even lift, bro?

  • ncfoothillbilly
    August 18, 2019 at 10:52 am

    Ill bet he was beat up in school many times. Dont worry about what others wear or decide to fly and mind you own business before someone kicks your ass, yet again. Fuckin’ weirdo…

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      August 18, 2019 at 11:13 am

      I hope he uses 911 and calls the cops frequently for this. Then he can be charged for misusing an emergency number.

      Can we have a pro Trump rally by his house?

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 18, 2019 at 10:46 am

    “I believe Dr Christine Ford”

    Why don’t you just get a pin that says, “I have no intuition into reading people, and I’m a fucking idiot that would believe Elvis is reincarnated if the person supposedly reincarnated was a Democrat.


  • Defend Free Speech from Crazies
    August 18, 2019 at 10:42 am

    Time for an old school Hatfield citizen to peacefully walk by his house wearing a Maga hat to test this moron’s free speech views. Let’s see if he backs up his “call the police” rhetoric. His comment clearly illustrates the adage that liberalism is a mental disorder. He is so disillusioned, that it’s impossible for him to rationalize another’s constitutionally guaranteed right of free speech that is contrary to a personal belief of his. But of course, he’s the savior for “MY town”, “MY country” and thus he’s excused from any such legal comprehension. Can’t wait for this geezer’s temper tantrum when the cops do nothing.

  • Angry Gay-face Levin
    August 18, 2019 at 10:35 am

    This old guy’s got that gay/pedo face, too. Why do they ALL have that creepy, unsettling look ? It must be nature’s way of warning the more astute members of society to beware of these Matt Levin types.

    • Captain Trips
      Faggot T. Cornhole
      August 18, 2019 at 11:20 am

      Oh sthilly! Sthop! He’s a sthweetie!

      That beard tickleth my ballth just right!


  • z
    August 18, 2019 at 10:22 am

    I looked up his address. I’ve been by his house probably a 100 times over the years. I’m betting he was pissed off beyond belief when C&S Wholesale Grocers put a big ass warehouse in years ago maybe .5 (probably less) miles away. He would have been at the zoning hearings bitching about sustainable, co-ops, local…..

    Hey Matt, when my nephews are in town, I take them the Karting place behind Danco. I love the smell of gas fumes and burning gasoline just for the fuck of it.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      August 18, 2019 at 1:08 pm

      I’d set fire to a bag of shit on his front step.

  • hartf811
    Liberals suck
    August 18, 2019 at 9:11 am

    Happy throat cancer Matt!

  • hartf811
    August 18, 2019 at 9:07 am

    The box my $1200 ski boots came in is bigger than this losers house. Of course he is a Bernie supporter. Free stuff for everybody……but especially him!

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    August 18, 2019 at 9:03 am

    Sometimes I wish Congress would eliminate Trust Funds. Turds like this guy would then have to earn a living. He’d be a real scream bagging groceries down at the local Price Chopper. What a complete and total loser.

    Social Media is Cancer

  • Peter Dautel
    Deez Nuts
    August 18, 2019 at 8:58 am

    Is there a relation to Rachel Barris….?

    Just sayin….

  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    August 18, 2019 at 8:27 am

    What a numbnuts. His parents did a real shit job raising this half wit.

  • Frank Rizzo
    August 18, 2019 at 6:57 am

    Hatfield is in the happy valley, full of fruitcakes like this. His songs suck and he’s a lousy guitar player. Whadda asshole

  • Ray Patriarca
    Allow me to put my surprise face on !
    August 18, 2019 at 5:31 am

    I should have guessed.

  • What a Douchheeee!!!
    August 18, 2019 at 3:51 am

    This clown Matt Levin has piles of douchey bad songs out there. His living room must fill up with geriatric flower-children doing bong hits to his garbage music the scent of over flowing litter boxes and skunk weed. Guys like him go to Town Meetings to make their town a nuclear free zone or get an arrest warrant for the President. Working on the snowplowing budget not so much they don’t need to get to work.

  • Parsing Clinton
    August 18, 2019 at 2:32 am

    i’m a bit surprised he’s from the Hebraic persuasion, a people Gawd chosen to foist Marxism upon the world through deceit, for he is a believer in Democracy, so long as he can tell others how to live.

    PS… Nice wave, Sparkler.

  • Swallow the load next time
    August 17, 2019 at 11:53 pm

    I’ve seen this guy…..funny thing is his hair and beard are actually almost black…..guess he spent a lot of time in his knees before these pics and didn’t have time to wash

  • Massholio
    August 17, 2019 at 11:34 pm

    It appears that that the only way left that these fucks can be dealt with is with a baseball bat to the balls.

    • bigdaddy
      August 18, 2019 at 12:42 pm

      That would be waste of time fucks like him have no balls

  • z
    August 17, 2019 at 11:13 pm

    “I used to sing, whatever came to mind. Sometimes I’d write the words out. Age sixteen, I destroyed my voice; it happens. I was unable to stop writing songs. I was a Montessori teacher for 24 years, where I began writing for school. Now I’ve found a talented vocalist/bassist/engineer to record for/with me. We record something new every two to three weeks, and post it to soundcloud, and facebook. ”


    Montessori is a method of education that is based on self-directed activity, hands-on learning and collaborative play. In Montessori classrooms children make creative choices in their learning, while the classroom and the highly trained teacher offer age-appropriate activities to guide the process.

    Basically Hampshire College for grade schoolers. Which is conveniently located about 20 minutes away.

  • Jack
    August 17, 2019 at 11:08 pm

    Typical lefty fascist, making up his own rules and laws for the occasion. Self-absorbed & no respect for the First Amendment. Traitor!

  • Rob Perkins
    August 17, 2019 at 10:42 pm

    Matt Levin is a cock sucking beta cuck ass muncher. His father was a known cock sucker also. Fuck you Matt Levin and all those like you, cuntface.
    Rob Perkins
    120 Gaslight Drive
    Weymouth Ma

  • Berkshire girl
    August 17, 2019 at 10:14 pm

    MAGA hats are such a reportable offense! Murders and burglaries be damned. Carry on folks.

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    August 17, 2019 at 9:23 pm

    This is what happens when you close the institutions.

  • Lost in Hatfield
    August 17, 2019 at 9:10 pm

    One of many ironies here is that if they ever pass more pro-left gun control laws to keep guns from the mentally unstable, the police will come to Matt Levin’s home first to make sure he doesn’t have any. And the police will return on a weekly basis, since he’s not only mentally ill but insists on announcing it to the public via his letters to the editor.

    Whose attention is he trying to get? Is he looking for a political job? Did someone leave him? No doubt a cry for help of some kind. Too old and too far gone for much therapy other than eventual confinement. Otherwise barely believable. Never should have closed down the institutions, as Trump noted the other day.

  • Shawn
    August 17, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    Elizabeth Warren’s side piece

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    August 17, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    It’s the Hatfield version of Allen Ginsberg. Commie douche.

    • Jack
      August 17, 2019 at 11:19 pm

      Ginsberg, have not heard the pedophile’s name for years. Main man in NAMBLA too!

  • z
    August 17, 2019 at 8:57 pm

    Farmer’s Market? Maybe. More like the River Valley Co-op on King St. in NoHo. Conveniently located a half mile from Walmart.

    Hatfield Mass. The town where someone living next to a church forced the church to curb the church bells.

    Here’s Matt singing AOC is OK

    • MrSmiley
      August 17, 2019 at 10:31 pm

      I thought a dislike and a MAGA would make him happy.

  • Schmucky Greene
    August 17, 2019 at 8:19 pm

    This guy is upcoming on the snowflake comedy circuit. I love this stupid shit. This pathetic asshat is funny. More snowflakes, more meltdowns, keep this shit up bro!

  • He IS heavy, he's my brother
    August 17, 2019 at 8:02 pm

    My brother is similar to this guy, about the same age, too. He moved from Texas to Vermont and turned into a fat, whiny lib who can’t have a single conversation without injecting liberal talking points (climate change, Bernie, Trump-evil, welcoming illegals, etc.). We don’t talk anymore – it’s no use. He can’t have a simple non-political discussion – it never stops.

    • Commie Manifestation
      August 17, 2019 at 11:51 pm

      I used to be able to go for maybe a couple of hours watching football with my ex friend. Then it would be an hour and the last time I was at his house it was only fifteen minutes into the Bruins Stanley Cup Final before he started railing about me not reading the Mueller report, why such a smart guy like me didn’t believe in global warming when the water levels were rising so much, how no matter what Obama or Hillary did or said it was not to be talked about because they weren’t president, then crescendoing with how illegal alien criminals were human with him rising out of chair demanding that if I didn’t think illegal alien criminals deserved to be treated better I should get out of his house.

      I mean since that morning of November 9th he’s gone around the bend looney tunes. That’s how his raving always starts when you’re talking about how fat Andy Reid is he’ll go “and at 3:45 on November 9th I could not believe….(insert ravings here). As Oscar Wilde once said “It takes a heart of stone not to laugh.”

  • Tracey Culver
    August 17, 2019 at 7:47 pm

    Omfg. I live in Florence and thought I’d like to move to the Hatfield/Sunderland/Whately area after I retire…but apparently the moron infestation has spread farther than I thought. I subscribed to the Daily Hampshire Gazette for 40 years, but canceled earlier this year because I was sick of listening to guilty white people whine and self-flagellate, and being constantly exposed to editorials by the Sister of Perpetual Torment, J.M. Sorrel. Look her up. Good grief, shoot me now.

    So I guess Matt Levin only supports freedom of speech if that speech agrees with his ideology. He, and intolerant people like him is why Donald Trump got elected. And will get re-elected. What a thoughtless asshole.

  • JoeMomma
    August 17, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    Note to self…..

    Make sure to wear a MAGA hat to UMass football games.

  • Scott
    August 17, 2019 at 6:59 pm


    Every. Single. Time.

    • Wandering Nomads
      August 17, 2019 at 7:01 pm

      Sometimes it is a stein and other times a berg.

  • Matt Lawrence
    August 17, 2019 at 6:55 pm

    I can attest that Matt Levin gives great reach arounds and makes the hair on my ballbag stand up. Did I mention thst this man really knows his way around an anus and can work it real good Brokeback Mountain style buckwild.

  • MAGA
    August 17, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    MAGA hat wearer here. Anytime someone says something to me, I make my true views known. I’ll get 2-3 inches from a persons face and scream “I AM A MEMBER OF THE MASTER RACE AND I SUPPORT A FULL RACIAL CLEANSE OF THIS COUNTRY!!!!”

    • Dont feed the animals
      August 17, 2019 at 6:59 pm

      Fake maga poster Liz Warren eating clap trap.

      • MAGA is right
        August 17, 2019 at 7:52 pm

        Let me guess, you like blacks. Maybe you are black. Hallmark of a true liberal. MAGA is here speaking his mind and speaking TRUTH TO POWER about the REPUBLICAN PARTY AND THE FAST-GROWING KU KLUX KLAN. WE WILL RISE AGAIN! TRUMP 2020!!!!

        • Y
          August 17, 2019 at 9:31 pm

          Fuck off
          #MAGA #Trump2020 #KAG #BuildTheWall

        • Liberaci WaterMelon Diet Man
          August 17, 2019 at 10:50 pm

          Let me guess you are a gay soy boy who takes it up the ass on a daily basis. A self loathing sodomite who blames his multitude of failures on everyone else. I bet you have a black cock up your ass now splitting your intestines.

  • Independent Thinker
    August 17, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    So, this clown had decided that HE will set the standard as to what is acceptable and not acceptable? In other words, he will make the laws that we must all follow, which is contradictory to what the constitution states. If he starts calling the police on people with whom he disagrees, then he should be arrested.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 17, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    I stand with Matt Levin. Trumpsters must be outed and reported to the police! Conservative thought must be banned! It must be scrubbed from social media!

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      August 17, 2019 at 6:46 pm

      I too, believe Dr. Christine Blasey Ford. # Believe All Women.

  • bigdaddy
    August 17, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    what a fucking asshole I can guarantee this assbag has a ” hate has no home here” sign on his front lawn.

    • Levin Likes The D
      August 17, 2019 at 6:34 pm

      And has had a dick in his mouth.

      • bigdaddy
        August 17, 2019 at 6:37 pm

        Either that has a dick up his ass

  • Ozzy
    August 17, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    What an ass. Trump 2020

  • whatevuh
    August 17, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    ‘Looking around for my Trump 2020 flag’ might take a ride tomorrow, right through the center of town.

    Question, what exactly are the police gonna do? Hang up on the idiot, that’s what.

    • bigdaddy
      August 17, 2019 at 8:46 pm

      what exactly are the police gonna do? Hopefully taz him

  • That Girl Was Me
    August 17, 2019 at 5:55 pm

    Good. people like this will keep sane politicians popular. he deserves a floral arrangement.

    hatfield is a solid town and is an example of why we, at the least, need electoral votes that go to congressional districts. that’s what happened in maine in ’16. winner takes all states are doing their voters a disservice.

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