Geriatric Oxygen Waster Gets Lit And Smashes His Car Into A Utility Pole, Killing A Grandmother And Her 13 Year Old Grandson

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Sad news on the Woonsocket PD Facebook page this week:

The moron is so out of it he can’t even process taking a mugshot photo. Apparently this monster is the on/off boyfriend of the grandmother who was in the vehicle and he struggled with addictionYeah I guess you might be “struggling with addiction” if you’re having some silly snacks in the late afternoon, driving a vehicle with your girlfriend and her two grandkids in it, and smashing into a utility pole. OR you might just be a truly shitty human being who doesn’t deserve to breathe the same air as everyone else.

Can someone please explain to me how Demon Santa’s bail is set at only $30,000? He killed a grandmother, her 13 year old grandson, and injured the 10 year old child. This might be one of those no bail situations, but I guess those are strictly for serial killers?

This assbooger shouldn’t even have been driving since he’s had a suspended license since at least 2011. Add to that a dozen evictions, shoplifting, domestic violence. So basically, a really stellar guy who’s probably great with kids and has a killer retirement savings.

I don’t know what drugs he was on, but was it worth it? Obviously not. You couldn’t pay me enough to get into a car with a donkey turd like this under the influence. Do people think it won’t happen to them? I get that, but fuuuuck no, especially not when there’s kids involved.

I hopped into the comments expecting to see at least one “addiction is a disease” rant, but there was something even more absurd. Apparently, all these drunk drivers are the cops’ fault. OF COURSE! You know you’ve all seen the PD standing on the sidewalk passing out free shots. You know, with that wearable table thing like the shot girls use. No?

This might be the dumbest shit I’ve read all week. If you can even get through reading it without popping an aspirin, props to you.

The refreshing voice of reason we all needed!

Besides the fact that this isn’t even a drunk driving incident she’s commenting on, nor was there any bar involved, but she’s super insightful so your #facks don’t matter.

Anyways, listen to Sweetpea Snaggleteeth and don’t blame the people who sucked down that liter of Henny, it’s obviously the cops not microchipping every bar patron in their jurisdiction at fault here.

She may or may not have devoured a 12 pack of Natty Ice (can and all judging by those choppers- like a goat) before writing that garbage.

Anyways, this is a sad story that could have easily been prevented with one dipshit not getting behind the wheel strung out on drugs, especially with children’s lives at risk. I will never understand how anyone can risk the life of an innocent child.


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7 Comment(s)
  • SweetPoo
    September 5, 2017 at 3:50 pm

    You really should devote an entire article to “Sweetpea” Brutus…really appreciated the 0/0 instead of using a “%” sign….where do these people come from and who on earth gave them access to technology?

  • ElJefe72
    September 1, 2017 at 2:11 pm

    Even though she is dead, I would put the blame of the child’s death on her too. Why would she let her grandkids (and herself) ride in car with someone that’s high/drunk/blasted/etc.?

    • Sally Bermingham
      September 3, 2017 at 8:14 am

      I agree with you. She was old enough to be responsible. I’m not victim blaming. If she wanted to put herself in that situation, fine. To put your grand children in that situation when you’re supposed to be responsible for their care and well being, totally unacceptable. I feel so bad for the parents of the boy who died…..

  • itsjustme
    September 1, 2017 at 1:29 pm

    I’m glad you told me what her comment said because I wouldn’t have been able to figure it out.

    • Sally Bermingham
      September 3, 2017 at 8:08 am

      I don’t think she even kne what her own comment said. Talk about having a scrambled brain after reading

  • Lou P
    September 1, 2017 at 1:26 pm

    He’s 59 ??? Really ???

    He looks like he is 79. Minimum.

    • Sally Bermingham
      September 3, 2017 at 8:06 am

      He must not know his age and the year he was born. Though I agree with you he looks at least 79, it’s impossible that he’s 59.. I’m 59 and I was born in Feb 2nd 1958. So he was either born in 1958 and is 59, or he’s actually going to be 58 this year.

      I HATE anyone that drives under the influence of drugs or alcohol. There’s no excuse for it.

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