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Gestation Gyro Asks Mommy’s Group To PayPal Her For Her Latest Poon Polyp Because Papa Porridge Pumper Is In Jail Again

 

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Here’s your free loading mommy scam artist of the day out of Connecticut.

Her husband won’t be coming home for 6 months? That’s sad. Where is he? Deployed over seas? In the hospital? Feeding kids in Africa?

Nope. He’s in jail. And his court appointed attorney, “isn’t doing her job,” by getting him out of jail.

Here’s an idea moron – it’s his job as a parent to stay out of jail. Not the free attorney’s job to make sure he’s not responsible for serving his sentence. What’s he in jail for anyway?

OUI. You don’t go to jail for an OUI unless you’re a career douchebag, which evidently he is based on the buttload of Google trophies.

Justin Michael Dunnells, 21, of 310 Maple Ave., Durham, turned himself at Troop F state police headquarters Monday to face charges of risk of injury to child or impairment to the morals of a child, police reported.

According to police reports, Justin M. Dunnells, 21, of 310 Maple Ave. was arrested after a routine traffic stop led to the discovery that he was driving under the influence. Police reports also indicated an odor coming from the vehicle led to suspicions that proved correct.

Justin Dunnells, 18, of 310 Maple Ave., Durham; charged with breach of peace, second-degree threatening and carrying a dangerous weapon.

DISORDERLY CONDUCT — Justin Dunnells, 22, of 310 Maple Ave., was charged Tuesday with disorderly conduct, second-degree criminal mischief and interfering with an emergency call. He was released on $10,000 bond and was scheduled to appear in court Wednesday.

Don’t get me wrong – I feel bad for the crotch fruit she’s about to fire out of her bukake bazooka, but at the same time, maybe don’t get knocked up by a career felon. That way you won’t have to depend on begging strangers to hit up your PayPal in order to raise a kid that you most certainly are not equipped to raise.

 

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33 Comment(s)
  • Cheeseman
    November 23, 2019 at 11:36 pm

    She’s showing off her tongue that she’s using to lick some other grease balls asshole and balls while he’s in jail
    Ahahahaha

  • AngryWhiteDad
    November 23, 2019 at 9:03 pm

    I’m never into fat chicks but this one is skanky/ghetto enough for me to get off to. Wonder what I can get for $25.

  • Probably
    November 23, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    One post says she has four teenage kids but also one on the way? Another says she’s just now getting her GED?? WHY THE FUCK DO THESE PEOPLE HAVE KIDS???!!!

  • Aspiring Baby Daddy
    November 23, 2019 at 8:01 pm

    I may seriously be in love with North Shore. “Bukake Bazooka”?!!!
    You’re a freaking legend, and your voice is straight up angelic.

  • Father Dimmock
    November 23, 2019 at 11:12 am

    This is what happens when stupid, lazy, illiterate, adult children are allowed to live at home into their 20’s.

  • Ankles To Ears
    November 23, 2019 at 9:21 am

    I usually dont do this.
    Sure, I understand babe now jet your ass up

  • whitey
    November 23, 2019 at 7:34 am

    50 bucks? Go hang out at the Squire parking lot in Revere at 2:00 AM. You can make that in 5 minutes with your pie hole.

    • Jeffrey epistien didn’t kill himself
      November 23, 2019 at 8:08 pm

      Def gonna check that out.

  • Medford Peter
    November 22, 2019 at 11:52 pm

    I feel terrible Adrenne I began toread ur post about Justin,and I was already thinking what a piece of trash,loser etc. then I said wow good for u Justin I thought different and I thought wow he proved us all wrong.I was very concerned so I saw “ Hey it’s Justin’s pig wife or wife sorry and then u wrote that he was “Hanging in There” I stopped reading and jumped for joy Justin is not a shit bag who already hurt one of the future foster kids he made but a true man putting his children first even though he has nvr met them. I thought he was doing it for society or maybe he did it for his mom’s embarrassment for her failure of raising a child,maybe for his siblings fathers???..Anyway sorry Adrenne who knows maybe the tiny little foster kid will come out half black or who knows sweetheart u may have it early right in ur toilet!! What a Xmas gift right?

  • Greg
    November 22, 2019 at 11:37 pm

    DOB: 1986. Um…maybe it’s time to grow the f up.

  • Judge dread
    November 22, 2019 at 10:45 pm

    If she is a pregger she should just go to the local planned parenthood and let them harvest whatever is growing inside her. I’m not pro abortion but….

    She won’t do that because she knows she’ll get maximum welfare once she has one or two or more semen demons. That’s why she pole rides this slugrake. She doesn’t want the kids to have a father, she just wants he payout. Can’t get maximum welfare with a daddy around.

  • Meeeeaaaaahhhhh
    November 22, 2019 at 9:18 pm

    Meeeeaaahhh.

  • The Doctor
    November 22, 2019 at 8:41 pm

    She hasn’t tried charities or the state. Bullshit. Charities would set her up. Also, $50 is too convenient a number and not close to enough to buy the baby necessities.

    • Doc
      November 24, 2019 at 10:20 am

      Had to confirm with friends in low places…
      $50 is what they require for a “bag.” (Of heroin)

  • Old Tom Morris
    November 22, 2019 at 8:41 pm

    So this broke-ass, ratchet, trap queen is about to fire a crotch fruit out of her baby canon and her cho-mo, junkbox, sperm donor is in the sitting clink. Is about it?

  • Spic Tormentor
    November 22, 2019 at 8:24 pm

    Doubt this beef barrel is even pregnant. Just using her obesity to say she is

    • WeRFucked
      November 23, 2019 at 7:21 pm

      Now you don’t love thick women either — a racist and woman hater. Fuck you – “Spic Tormented”.

      • Spic Tormentor
        November 24, 2019 at 10:52 am

        Relax Juan. I will let you come over and rake my leaves as a peace offering.

        • Medford Peter
          November 24, 2019 at 11:57 am

          What Boston housing doesn’t rake ur leaves? That’s racist,why should u have to? I don’t care if ur behind on the rent and that’s why but I know u pay either $68 or $86 a month cause u told me that food stamps won’t give more free food even on the months I pay rent u said.? Dam b4 u know it u no they gonna stop letting u n the fam through da trash out the window?unless u pay rent every 12 times every year

  • whatevuh
    November 22, 2019 at 7:45 pm

    Another welfare rat coming up !

  • Dees nutz
    November 22, 2019 at 7:43 pm

    If you want 50 buck go earn it the right way and swallow heffer. Not like you haven’t done it before for your fix.

  • Wade Boggs Taint
    November 22, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    Bukkakke is a word like Mississippi. Always tough to spell right

  • AJ Alphonse
    November 22, 2019 at 6:38 pm

    50$ sounds more like the cost of a fix, not baby items.

  • Ray Patriarca
    November 22, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    Not. One. Single. Fuck. Do. I. Give!
    It’s called choices, sweetie.
    You chose to ride rawdog on his meatstick, with full knowledge that he is a useless chud.
    Enjoy your consequences.

  • WeRFucked
    November 22, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    How low of a self esteem does a woman have when she decides a guy like this is going to be the father of her children?
    You realize Adrenne that your life is never going to get better, that it will only get worse, right?

    You and Justin meatstick are why we in this country are all fucked. People having children they can’t afford. Immature people having children. People in jail, having children.

    But, based on the 2nd photo in this blog of you… I would.

    • Spic Tormentor
      November 23, 2019 at 10:52 am

      Of course you “would” spics love fat white chicks. She’s all yours, juan.

      • Medford Peter
        November 24, 2019 at 12:00 pm

        You already know

      • WeRFucked
        November 24, 2019 at 12:09 pm

        YOU are the spic. It’s obvious. You’re jealous of me because I’m a successful white male (with a vacation home in Dennis Port) and you come in here and race bait. Showing your IQ. You must be a cop.

        • Spic Tormentor
          November 24, 2019 at 3:34 pm

          You’re a hispanic male with a 93 civic and you share a shitty studio apartment with 7 other spics. The only time you’ve been to dennis port was to dirty up the beaches after you drove around for 45 mins to find free parking.

  • Bill Clinton
    November 22, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    I’ll leave a load in her splooge.me

    • Joe Biden
      November 23, 2019 at 6:28 am

      Don’t you want to smell her, Bill? Mmmmm.

      • Old Perverse Democrats
        November 23, 2019 at 11:14 am

        Two classic Dems. bill and Joe are dirty old con men. I wonder if they split the cost of rubbing out Epstein

        • Bill Clinton
          November 23, 2019 at 2:23 pm

          That is Hillary’s job.

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