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Get Down Productions Dissed Turtleboy In Feeling Good Redo

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So I found out yesterday that Get Down Productions has finally re-released the hottest track to hit the 508 since the beginning of time. There is nary a turtle rider out there who hasn’t had “Feeling go-ooo-oooo-ooooood” stuck in their heads at some point in the last two weeks. What I don’t understand is all the negative backlash we took for it at Turtleboy Sports. Like, people really wanna get the Turtleboy:

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I don’t get it. When I first saw that video it had like 250 hits and it had been up for a month. We threw it on the blog and within 24 hours it had 20,000 views. Do you understand what that type of exposure is worth? You can’t buy that. And the Grafton Hill legends got it for free. So why am I seeing such hate like this from the Worcester rap community?

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Like Dude, I am easily the #1 fan of Get Down Productions who has ever lived. That was by far the hottest rap video ever filmed in the Stop n’ Shop parking lot. I’ve never seen a producer blend gangster rap, a bottle of Hennessy in a snowbank, and a wedding proposal all into one visual masterpiece. It was truly a work of art.

Plus, it had one of the hottest lines I’ve ever heard:

So I stay college bound, gotta have the education. Here we go again, I’m back, rehabilitation.”

I’m going to sing that to my kids one day. That’s why when I watched the new video they re-released, the ending was so disappointing:

Hey GDP, I know who this is referencing:

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Dude, I didn’t like it. I LOVED it. Sure, a lot of people saw it and made fun of you because they couldn’t see the beauty in it that I can. But Turtleboy Sports was not one of them. We just showcased your piece of artistic brilliance to the masses. You can’t blame us if other people didn’t have the same enthusiasm for it that we did. Plus, I don’t know if you guys realize this, but you’re trying to get into show business. It’s kind of competitive, and it’s entirely based on whether or not the public likes your hot sauce.

Plus, how are we the bad guys again? Have you ever seen American Idol? The entire premise of that show is to humiliate and crush people’s dreams. Millions of people watch it and no one wants to crucify Jennifer Lopez. For most people it turns out to be the best thing that ever happend to them. If you don’t have what it takes then you find out so you can give up the dream and get a real job. Or if you’re really, really bad you can even cut a hilarious album like William Hung did.

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I don’t see anyone calling for mob justice at Simon Cowell’s house.

That’s why this part at the end was so disappointing:

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No love for Turtleboy? Like, did any of those people get your video 20,000 views? Nope. Whatever though, I’m still buying your album. I’m still buying the shirt.

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6 Comment(s)
  • GFF
    January 27, 2015 at 5:02 pm

    Rule number one of pussy poppin’: you don’t throw a ring on it. Rule number two: always hold the door open when you let her into your commercial truck with the orange light on top, son. Play on, playa.

  • asami
    January 26, 2015 at 9:06 pm

    I used to work with matt money, the big kid in the video. I usually never talked to him, just seen him around….shy if you ask me.

  • CC
    January 26, 2015 at 10:16 am

    I would have chosen the parking lot with the abandoned BigY over the Stop n’Shop plaza. I would also like to meet their parents.

    • Bubbles
      January 26, 2015 at 11:26 am

      So would they.

  • Not-A-Hippie
    January 25, 2015 at 7:26 pm

    What a fat, untalented fuck. Go eat a fucking salad, you fat bastard, and you *might* have a chance of panties dropping. After you force that whole bottle of Hennesy down some crack-whore’s throat. Or you could just take one leg off that saggy shit you’re wearing that makes it look like you dropped twenty deuces in there, and hang yourself with it. Either way.

  • Karrah
    January 25, 2015 at 3:37 pm

    LMAO
    one: no one is hating on you because your white, it’s because nobody thinks your the person they want to meet. You should probably show an empty Hennessy bottle or atleast drink some out of it if you want to make it look like your a “baller”.
    two: your girl looks like a heroine addict you would find on the corner selling herself for her next score.
    three: your eyebrow dance every time you say “gooooooood” is annoying
    four: in no way does putting your bottle of Hennessy in a dirty snow bank at a grocery store make you look like you live the life anyone dreams to have.
    five: you may want to upgrade your sick ride. I mean even a mini van would have been better than a truck that looks like it will break down at any moment and has an embarrassing yellow flashing light.
    finally six: my panties are definitely not dropping. if anything, they are finding their way up my ass because they are horrified of the fact you think you get “pussy poppin'” and would prefer being so wedged that there is no have of them dropping by accident.
    it may get stuck in my head but I am shaking my head embarrassed that it is even in the back of my mind.

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