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 Ghetto Booger Crashes BMW While Drag Racing On Newbury Street During Motorhead Meetup In Boston


So this happened last night on Newbury Street because some ghetto boogers wanted to do some drag racing in the Back Bay.

If anyone wants to run license plate number 6GH 374 for me, that would be great.

You cannot flatten the curve for the amount of hatred I have for chuds like this. If you cum your pants to the sound of yourself hitting the gas petal it’s probably because no one is swiping right on you. You wanna make loud noises and race your toys? Do it in the middle of nowhere. Newbury Street is not your fucking playground. It’s for civilized adults who wanna spend way too much money for their social status.

Sources tell me that the group who put the event on is called Import Evolution.

“Respect the roads and the rules and we should be good.”

Yea, that should cover your legal liability for sure. The group is apparently run by this guy named Javier, and he should probably be held responsible if he’s gonna invite assholes like this to go on “rides” to Newbury Street. But I’d love to know who the driver of the M4 is too, because ultimately they’re the ones at fault here.


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50 Comment(s)
  • DudeRanchStripClub
    May 26, 2020 at 8:38 am

    Why don’t we just blame the driver instead of Michelle Cartering the event planner, ya cunt.

  • Crusty musty
    May 23, 2020 at 6:06 pm

    Now you can see the genius of Heinrich himmler and the SS

  • hartf811
    Captain Obvious
    May 23, 2020 at 11:57 am

    Clearly “they” are not sending their best.
    And before you yell “racist” it is a fact that black and Hispanic minorities are the MAJORITY of criminal offenders despite the Trillions of dollars spent giving them free shit in the sad attempt to make the world more fair. Don’t accept the obvious Captain!

  • Impacted Bowel
    May 23, 2020 at 8:07 am

    What’s the difference between a porcupine and a BMW driver? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

    • whatevuh
      May 23, 2020 at 10:02 am

      BMW owners manual
      Chapter 1: How to drive like an asshole
      Chapter 2: refer to chapter 1

  • Seriously
    May 23, 2020 at 12:09 am

    How do these faggots afford these cars?

    • fuckface O'reilly
      May 23, 2020 at 6:13 am

      Fentanyl sales and thievery

  • Cheddah
    May 22, 2020 at 11:33 pm

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. BMW drivers are the worst…

  • Silencio Dogood
    May 22, 2020 at 10:07 pm

    is that the same guy who was jerking his chicken in the parking lot a few days back?

    the destruction of cities goes on unabated, as the internet allows virtual cities for those with brains, living in Suburban splendor, while Blacks infest the remains like a Rat King pulling in twenty directions.

    • Guinea Geisha
      May 22, 2020 at 10:46 pm

      BMW= Blackman’s Murder Weapon

      • Silencio Dogood
        May 23, 2020 at 3:02 am

        it’s either that or a bicycle, riding out of the shadows to startle citizens, and of course pedaling away unmasked from the Police.

  • Massholio
    May 22, 2020 at 9:00 pm

    I’ve noticed at certain times there are no police anywhere to be found in Boston. It’s like they’re on pre retirement.

      May 22, 2020 at 10:54 pm

      Good thing Dunkin Donuts is essential.

    • I couldn't agree more
      May 22, 2020 at 11:13 pm

      And if they are around, they’re not doing anything.

      The ATV/dirt bike gang is out riding again, and they were ripping up Boyslton Street pretty good one recent evening. They blew right through a red light – right by a paddywagon – they didn’t do a damn thing.

      Couldn’t believe my eyes!

      • fuckface O'reilly
        May 23, 2020 at 6:15 am

        “paddywagon” is racist

    May 22, 2020 at 8:52 pm

    Vwooom Vwooooom!!! Awww FUCK me that’s the stuff!


    I’m definitely not a micro-peen having shit-pusher!!



  • Guinea Geisha
    May 22, 2020 at 6:53 pm

    Putting a loud exhaust on your car is the hood booger’s card in the bike spoke.

  • Klaus Labcoat
    May 22, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    Ja! The parts come from Germany on Lufthansa und alles union labor.
    Es tut mir leid…$50,000

  • al capoon
    May 22, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    UMMMM. nice to see the 9pm curfew is being respected and enforced. I’ve said it before….spics and coons all baboons

    • .
      May 22, 2020 at 9:53 pm

      Yup. A white kid has never drag raced his car into an accident.

      Must be nice to have the ability to block out all semblance of reality that doesn’t fit the narrative of the world that you’ve created for yourself.

      • Time to look at reality in the real world
        May 22, 2020 at 10:57 pm

        You just exemplified it.
        Tell me what race comits 90 percent of all murders in Boston decade after decade after decade

      • Planet Of The Apes Is Real
        May 23, 2020 at 12:14 am

        Did you see the filthy m9nkey nagger beating on an elderly white male in a nursing home.
        50 punches to the head. Cowardly nagger was 20 years old. Dont even get me started about the filthy nagger afew days ago who killed a white couple in their 80s at a cemetery

      • fuckface O'reilly
        May 23, 2020 at 6:17 am

        I dismissed you earlier, you fucking worthless cockroach

      • Arch McDonald
        May 23, 2020 at 8:06 am

        Must suck to be the offspring of a mud shark.

      • Tenfroe
        May 23, 2020 at 6:04 pm

        Your mother blocked out reality last night while she was licking my ball bag

  • Proud White Nationalist
    May 22, 2020 at 6:08 pm

    Diversity is just a code word for white genocide! Diversity is our weakness and is the ultimate downfall of America besides social/mass media and demokkkratic politics. We are a Constitutional Republic everything else is just fiddle fader!

    If you’re ashamed of being white than you should move to somalia and tell them all about it. I’m sure the somalians will welcome you there with open arms (and a few machetes)!

    White nationalism is not racist and dont let anyone tell you otherwise! Now, if you say you’re a white supremacist, than yes, that is indeed racist. However, being white and taking pride in your nationality is not racist in the least bit! Dont let people turn two completely different things into one and manipulate your mind into believing they are one in the same, because they are not!

    • Captain Obvious
      May 22, 2020 at 9:29 pm

      Totally fair – you’re more than entitled to your opinion. I’m really not being sarcastic.

      My only question would be; where do you believe the “capital” or “homeland” for your Utopian white nation is? It’s definitely not in the United States of America – which never has been, is not, and never will be your perfect land of white bounty. I’m truly asking.

      I found your post well-written, even if I disagree with it, so I would guess that you’ve put some thought into the physical boundaries of where this Utopia lies, in your perfect reality?

  • tad mcthundercok
    May 22, 2020 at 6:05 pm

    The thing about those cars is that as soon as they are out of warranty their value tanks. You can get them used cheap . . . if you want a piece of crap.

  • Mookie
    May 22, 2020 at 5:34 pm

    Only a matter time before some drag race asshole ends up
    Killing a couple of innocent people in Lowell mass

  • Bunch of faggots
    May 22, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    I see this exact group of faggots all the time in the city, I recognize that black and gold supra. they all drive slow with the hazards on down boylston and newbury streets and rev the engines crazy loud… then the ones in the back will stop traffic and they will do burnouts and race. most of them look like 30+ years old. complete fucking losers lol

    • Amused @ Ignorance
      May 22, 2020 at 9:20 pm

      Homie said Supra! That’s a mustang.

      • Bunch of faggots
        May 23, 2020 at 11:43 am

        Well he must be fucking retarded then, because he has Toyota decals all over the back window.

  • Truth Hurts
    May 22, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    Racial stereotypes are ringing true this week. Black guys can’t drive, in this instance. Black guys can’t swim, in the instance of the WWE wrestler who drowned.

  • Boston Irish
    Dapper O’Neil
    May 22, 2020 at 4:58 pm

    Pavement apes are running wild up here

    • Boston Irish
      Fenway Frank
      May 22, 2020 at 4:59 pm

      Must be mating season

  • Diversity Is NOT our Strength
    May 22, 2020 at 4:54 pm

    A filthy nagger was drag racing in Lowell yesterdsy and jumped the curb and killed 2 people.

    • New boot goofin'
      May 24, 2020 at 10:04 am

      I was wondering what happened in Lowell. Mustang GT, open road, Illinois plates on the Mustang. Two people died because a Mustang jumped the curb and struck them. More senseless deaths.

  • Kim Jong Un
    May 22, 2020 at 4:45 pm

    A) Dude lost control going like 20 mph (lol)
    B) Crowd reacted like they witnessed a slam dunk during an And1 mixtape.

    • nascar on fox
      May 23, 2020 at 9:34 am

      Sounds like he blew a steer tire which caused him to lose control and smash into the other car

  • Judge dread
    May 22, 2020 at 4:41 pm

    Launch control exists for a reason, so idiots who don’t know how to drive a 400hp car won’t do this. What a bunch of faggots. If you’re going to drive like that wi5 launch control off go to a fucking track meet, and join the bmw cca to find track meets.

    I hate these trust fund faggots that buy bmw m and have no clue how to drive, endangering others.

  • hartf811
    May 22, 2020 at 4:40 pm

    This is an extension of the “shifty ground principle” that keep pavement apes out of sports like Skiing, Car Racing, Hockey, Air Racing and other “white guy” sports.

    That ghetto money gets into car companies which were once too expensive for these coconut crackers, just cheapens the brands.

    I wouldn’t buy a BMW now if these made one that bends time because I don’t want some bootlip giving me a thumbs up at a traffic light.

    Another example how everything that blacks touch turns to shit.

  • Rachel Rollins
    May 22, 2020 at 4:38 pm

    I see NOTHING!!!

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 22, 2020 at 4:28 pm

    I put people who drive like that on the same level as pedophiles. Complete scum that is useless to society.

  • John force
    May 22, 2020 at 4:28 pm

    Definition of drag racing….

    The speed contest between 2 vehicles ON A CLOSED COURSE.

    STREET RACING is 2 vehicles racing on a STREET.

    Please get this correct,!!!! when you label street racing drag racing it’s very disrespectful to the people who work extremely hard and spend stupid money to race safely on a track.

  • Violent Revolution Coming Soon You Have Been Warned
    May 22, 2020 at 4:26 pm

    Diversity has NEVER been our strength and its only getting worse each passing day. We are no longer the United States of America. We are like the middle east now as the fake news media pits factions against fsctions but more importantly its everyone vs the white male.

    • al capoon
      May 22, 2020 at 6:28 pm

      And the white male shall prevail

      • Not up on the lingo
        May 22, 2020 at 7:17 pm

        Nope. White males being killed off by the hundreds in all the nursing homes. Breeding age white males are not having any offspring. White America will be done in 15 years or less.

        • What Happened To Our Country
          May 22, 2020 at 8:35 pm

          White males too busy working 2 snd 3 jobs to suppory sll the illegal spics and nig nogs. Open immigration for non whites couples with mass reproduction of non whites spells major problem. Whites average age in MA over 40. The spics its 19.
          Major demographic change coming. Third world shit hole is here. Filthy liversl white cocksuckers made this happen. I hate them the most

          • Kim Jing Jong
            May 23, 2020 at 8:59 am

            Reverse evolution, USA will be like Brazil or Somalia and not worth having. China will be the new America but street racers and drug dealers are already executed within a month and I have great hopes for a Norte Korea.

        • Randy Weaver
          May 23, 2020 at 8:12 am

          Perhaps this most dimwitted comment I’ve ever read on this board.

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