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So the Eagles beat the Giants this week on Monday Night Football, but the real beating took place in the Subway when some Giants fan got knocked out for being an all around dooshnozzle:
Sweet justice. Nudnik Giants fan runs his mouth.
Nudnik Giants fan gets punched in the face.
Glorious Eagles fan admires his kill.
And in case you don’t think he deserved to get knocked out, here’s what led up to that:
Anyone who doesn’t think that kid deserved to get knocked out is a moron. He just put on a clinic for how to get your ass kicked. First of all, you’re in Philly – a city known for savages raising savages. Secondly, your team just go their ass kicked. Thirdly, your only back up is your girl. Fourthly, you started EVERYTHING. Here you are mocking them for absolutely no reason:
Here you are picking a fight with not one Eagles fan, but all of them:
Here you are throwing down your hat and acting like captain bad ass:
Here’s your soon to be ex-girlfriend “holding you back”:
Here you are ignoring her and continuing to challenge them all to a fight:
And here you are getting knocked out:
Yup. That’s gonna happen 10 times out of 10. It’s a scientific fact. The police shouldn’t even bother with this one. Darwinism took care everything.
P.S. Giants fans are the only people I can’t get into it with. I’m used to always having the trump card – we win and you don’t. We beat the shit out of everyone routinely, but ultimately…..well, yea, this doesn’t really work with them. I will never, EVER get over 2007. Ever.
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