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Ginger Bee Sting Allergy Chelsea Clinton Shits On Kirk Minihane After He Announces He’s Getting Help For Suicidal Thoughts

 

My close personal friend Kirk Minihane announced over the weekend that he was taking time off for his mental health.

First of all, good for him. I wish him the best. He’s got two kids and a wife, and as entertaining as he is, they need him more then Minifans do. There’s nothing wrong with seeking help for your mental health.

Secondly, a lot of people think Kirk’s whole shtick is an act. I wasn’t sure myself until I started on the Callahan podcast. Trust me, he’s exactly the character he portrays on his podcast.

Kirk’s got a lot of support from pretty much everyone on Twitter except for this chick here:

Julie Dicaro is a sports radio host in Chicago, and happens to be quite possibly the least fun person on the Internet. She was featured in the most cringeworthy video of all time with Sarah Spain, in which some beta male read mean tweets people wrote to them so that they could cry about how hard it is to be a woman, as if women are the only people who deal with trolls on the Internet.

Keep in mind, these women have hundreds of thousands of followers and blue checkmarks. Turtleboy has significantly less and we get much, much, much worse than being told to suck dick or wish our dog gets hit by a car. These are literally Twitter eggs of no significance with two followers, and they’re sitting there reading off these tweets like they actually mean something.

“I hope your boyfriend beats you.”

(Sarah Spain sighs)

“I’m sorry.”

It’s almost like Twitter should have a block function or something.

And what exactly was that supposed to prove? That people won’t say shit to your face that they would say online? Yea, welcome to the Internet. Those guys reading the tweets wouldn’t write them either. All you’re doing is legitimizing people who don’t matter. Trust me, they thoroughly enjoyed watching that. There is currently a bear who plays the Keytar who plasters a picture of my crying two year old son on our Facebook page and accuses me of sexually abusing him. Do you see me whining and making a fucking video about it? No. Shut the fuck up about the mean tweets or get out of the business of being a public figure.

Anyway, thats just a background to who Julie Dicaro is, because in light of Kirk’s mental health issues she decided to post all this hot garbage on Twitter:

What a soulless, vapid twat. Imagine seeing someone brave enough to talk about their thoughts of suicide openly and your response is to turn it around and make it all about how you’re the victim?

Kirk Minihane didn’t “insert himself into your life.” He talked about your stupid video, because it was in fact stupid and pathetic for a grown woman to go on ESPN and cry about mean tweets from trolls. This is the clip she claims was abusive:

https://twitter.com/KMSPrankCalls/status/1191682003701321728

He called her “humorless, total asshole,” which is entirely accurate. She is the definition of humorless. She has zero personality. She’s not where she is today because she’s talented, she’s where she is today because she has the right political opinions. She’s a feminist who constantly whines about how women don’t have opportunities, while ironically overlooking the fact that if she had the same talent and a penis she would not have her job.

If I were as low as she was I might point out that she looks like a ginger Chelsea Clinton with a bee sting allergy.

But I’m not like her.

And for the record, this is entirely made up:

She interviewed no one. Not a single person who listens to Kirk’s podcast thinks he harasses women. If anything Kirk is baby soft on the people he has on his show. He doesn’t waste his time harassing anyone online, as a cursory review of his Twitter timeline will show you. This is nothing more than a miserable cow shitting on a guy who was man enough to speak publicly about his mental health.

But according to her Kirk “harassed her for laughs” when she was under care for depression.

To be clear, a blind guy who has to agree with everything Kirk says out of fear of losing his job did a prank phone call into her show, as part of a series of 50 state prank phone calls that Kirk has been using to fill three and a half hours of podcast air time every day. He laughed at you because you are a walking caricature, and his show does comedy. They were right to laugh at you because you are a clown. If you were suffering from depression then you should’ve taken time off like Kirk just did. It doesn’t give you a shield from jokes and criticism.

Don’t worry though, this guy’s got your back:

Take it easy dude! Save some pussy for the rest of us!

This exchange was pretty telling, because someone asked her a completely legitimate question (if she had such a problem with Kirk why didn’t she say something about him before he announced he was sick?), and she responded exactly as you knew she would:

She made it about her and refused to answer the question. But in doing so she also revelead the answer – she didn’t criticize him three weeks ago because he would’ve fought back. She’s taking low shots now because he’s sick. That of course makes her the lowest of the low.

I hope Kirk gets the help that he needs, and I hope he doesn’t rush back until he finds a way to manage his issues. In this line of work you’re constantly having people come at you, and you’re constantly going at people. It can be extremely stressful, and if you don’t know how to manage that stress you’re gonna lose your mind. I’ve been there before, I feel his pain, and I will always have Kirk Minihane’s back.

 

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46 Comment(s)
  • Fred toucher
    April 29, 2020 at 5:20 pm

    I can’t really feel bad for Kirk. He’s not a very likable guy and doesn’t have much empathy for others. He grew up wealthy and never had to work in his life. He is mentally weak.

  • LookAtHisPast
    March 4, 2020 at 10:59 pm

    Minihane always seems to play that MH card when nobody is paying attention to him. He’s full of shit, imo.

  • Right Wing Death Squad
    March 4, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    Gay

  • JoeyKrak
    March 4, 2020 at 9:47 am

    Minihane is such a fagget. Cry baby bitch, just do it

  • ryan
    March 4, 2020 at 6:29 am

    Man up Sally, life isn’t that hard.

  • Silencio Dogood
    March 4, 2020 at 12:34 am

    Women were respected and treated with respect in my distant past, forfeiting this as Chauvinist in the 60’s and beyond, taking offense to simple acts by men that showed good breeding. There is a cost to this degree of Feminism, not only to the woman, but to family and the feminine. To these ‘persons’ i say suck it up and be a man. Not another professional victim.

    PS Who is the woman in her profile pic? Kinda misleading….

  • Young Tom Garfield
    March 3, 2020 at 5:07 pm

    Always spot on Tom
    Must be your new meds

  • randiguy2006
    Oh Lord.
    March 3, 2020 at 4:08 pm

    Lib talking about killing themselves online = attention whore
    Minihane doing same thing = good guy who deserves compassion

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    March 3, 2020 at 12:53 pm

    Are we certain that’s really a woman? And has it been one all its life? Dayum, it’s got a whole lot of nothing – fat, hideous, jerkoff victim personality. Zero redeeming characteristics… WTF does it do for sports? Back up in case the blimp springs a leak or stand in for the Michelin Man?

  • Cheddah
    March 3, 2020 at 12:02 pm

    Julie is right. It is hard being a woman.. when your fat, ugly and dumb that is..

  • Big fan
    March 3, 2020 at 11:01 am

    [Does a search of “suicide” and “suicidal” on turtleboy dot com]

    Very consistent on this issue as always.

  • Startled Pancake
    March 3, 2020 at 10:33 am

    Jesus Creeping Kerist in a Chicken Basket!

    The swollen dimensions of her entire body suggest edema and not fat alone (though she is humongous). Pretty fucking remarkable.

    It makes me think of a shitty movie starring Martin Short, called Pure Luck, where’s he stung by a bee and swells up. This fattie looks like Martin Short.

    • Beguiled Bagel
      March 3, 2020 at 5:04 pm

      It must be difficult being rich and handsome. How do you do it?

  • Marie
    March 3, 2020 at 10:21 am

    It’s not easy to tell people or talk about something as hard as having suicidal thoughts. Depression is a bitch, and I really wish him well. Some people assume it is just in our minds. And that’s the problem, it is. The human mind can be very dangerous. I wish him the best.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    AngryWhiteDad
    March 3, 2020 at 10:08 am

    Fat girls always have the most misleading profile pics pics. But isn’t beautiful hunny, it’s incredibly unhealthy, smelly and disgusting.

    Good for a drunken blow job and that’s about it.

    • Startled Pancake
      March 3, 2020 at 10:40 am

      Two downvotes almost immediately from one of the best poasters on TB.

      Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……

      Well they ain’t from me, brother.

    • Surprised Flapjack
      March 3, 2020 at 2:39 pm

      13 fat, ugly dumb cunts downvoted this.

      • Curdled Crepes
        March 3, 2020 at 5:05 pm

        Well done my friend

  • HAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA
    March 3, 2020 at 9:44 am

    I was shown evidence by way of video that they like to play swords with each while trading pictures of little boys like they are pokemon cards gotta catch em all Right there in the studio and even though the little shalalies are blurted in a small dot it looks like we have a tie for the littlest leprechaun I couldn’t tell because they were bother petting each other and the blurt dot was in the way but when you see how small the blurt dots are you just know it’s a tie

    I also saw a video of TB stick his dick in macaroni while simultaneously sticking a feather in his ass and screaming that hes an advocate for free speech while he had his sons underpants over his head ass faced forward

    I also saw another video of TB wearing his wifes period panties and a pair of her leopard stilettos with two tampons stuffed in his nose with one in his belly button with a gimp mask on and his wifes big black 18″ dildo ducktaped to his ninehead while exclaiming that hes a boss ass bitch

    I also saw the video of him peeling his little Irish potato under his desk when he was interviewing the ugly disgraced slam slut ex trooper

  • randiguy2006
    Suck up time!
    March 3, 2020 at 9:33 am

    Hey TB, way to suck up to your boy Minihane cuz there’s STILL an outside chance he will have you on one day a week on this podcast. If he doesn’t off himself first that is.

    Can you possible be more transparent?

  • randiguy2006
    Jesus H. Christ
    March 3, 2020 at 9:28 am

    I work 60 plus hours a week just to keep a roof over my head and my kids fed.

    Kirk has to put his podcast on hiatus?

    What a fucking soft snowflake millenial doosh.

    Many up you fucking pussy. Life is hard. Waaaaaahhhhhhh.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      March 3, 2020 at 10:44 am

      Life is hard.

      It’s harder if you’re stupid.

  • randiguy2006
    Please.
    March 3, 2020 at 9:25 am

    Lets be honest (for once).

    If Minihan was a Lib TB would be all over him for this BS.

  • randiguy2006
    Ho-hum
    March 3, 2020 at 9:23 am

    Minihane is such an attention whore.

    How many times is he going to play this card?

    I could use a vacation myself but I show up for work.

  • hartf811
    Fat chicks
    March 3, 2020 at 8:30 am

    Fat chicks are cancer

  • TRUMP2020
    March 3, 2020 at 8:20 am

    So-called “depression” is liberal fake news to try to advance universal health care and universal mental heath care policies. Check Kirk’s bank account – I’m sure you’ll find plenty of “donations” from Bernie. If you want to continue to help him advance his left wing extremist message, that’s on you. But I support Donald Trump.

    • Trump Turtle
      March 3, 2020 at 9:20 am

      I support Trump too. But also think you’re a dong dude.

  • Hugh Mungous
    March 3, 2020 at 8:14 am

    Good luck to Kirk, his manic personality is what makes him funny but it must be killing him Inside.
    As For the fat chick, who the fuck are you , ya slob. Keep eating jelly donuts and your arteries will close sooner and the world will be a better place.

  • bigdaddy
    bigdaddy
    March 3, 2020 at 7:35 am

    fat ginger cunts are the worst

  • Another Whiny Fat Fuck
    March 3, 2020 at 7:35 am

    Julie needs to go to her safe space. Which is on the couch with a gallon of ice cream and a fully charged vibrator. She makes me sick

  • MGTOW TURTLE
    March 3, 2020 at 7:20 am

    I’m so sick and tired of hearing woman are oppressed! You have a vagina you’re not oppressed in any way especially being a woke white woman. You want to see real oppression? Look at the family courts who oppress men on the daily. That kids not yours and the paternity test proved it. O well. you’re still paying child support and on top of that. you’re paying alimony also! These wahhhman act like total tyrants while screaming about oppression that is just not there. They oppress them selves by being they way they are, feminazi’s. No wonder they all feel oppressed. Who the hell wants to be around a perpetual victim who’s always miserable and complains about every single damn thing. Bitch it’s not oppression because feminism lied to you and told you that you can get as big as a blimp, act like a cunt and that men will still want you. What sane rationale man wants to deal with a miserable cunt? Let alone a fat miserable cunt? The belief in feminism is what has oppressed you all nothing else. Ya fat fucking land whale. Islam is right about woman!

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    March 3, 2020 at 6:49 am

    TB you are fucking obsessed with Kirk Minihane, I’m thinking you are the one that needs a mental health checkup.

    • You’re just another troll
      March 3, 2020 at 8:54 am

      Maybe, just maybe, TB sees a kindred spirit in Kirk? You know, someone who was persecuted then silenced for their free speech beliefs? Was never a fan ofKirk on weei but I just changed the station. When they silenced him and fired him, enough was enough. Glad to see eei suffered tremendously for their caving to that cocksucker Murchison. Get well Kirk, you’ll be missed. The Curtatone interview was absolutely one of the funniest things I saw. That was also one of the 3 times I listened to your podcast. Oh and whatevuh, why do you come to site you clearly don’t like just to post stupid comments? Get a life douchebag, or a job, either one works.

      • You're a snowflake pussy
        March 3, 2020 at 9:41 am

        Dude bro your moms a troll. If you’re looking for her shes probably under the bridge!

      • whatevuh
        whatevuh
        March 3, 2020 at 5:25 pm

        Mostly because I couldn’t care less if Kirk Minihane kills himself and dies tomorrow, who gives a fuck?

  • Anne
    March 3, 2020 at 6:06 am

    If those thoughts start, then seek help. Fast.

  • Brave Sir AK
    March 3, 2020 at 5:19 am

    Hope Kirk sees this, bro.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    March 3, 2020 at 4:55 am

    Have you listened to his podcast? Know wonder why he is suicidal. He needs to get back with Callahan and then everything will be alright.

  • Annoyed Turtle Girl
    March 3, 2020 at 2:16 am

    Depression is like being in an abusive relationship with yourself.

    Seriously though, I wish Kirk well. It takes a lot of courage to do what he’s doing. Especially this publicly. It may even inspire others to get the help they need.

    • Crystal Laviolette
      Depressed Mongrel
      March 3, 2020 at 2:40 am

      Never heard it put that way before, this is soooo accurate.

      • Annoyed Turtle Girl
        March 3, 2020 at 8:55 am

        Awwwe. Thanks Depressed Mongrel. You’re sweet 😉

    • tortoo boy
      March 3, 2020 at 9:32 am

      “Depression is like being in an abusive relationship with yourself. ”
      I thought that was called masturbation

      • Masturbating Right Now
        March 3, 2020 at 10:57 am

        Thats physical abuse. We’re talking mental abuse.

  • ChipChipperson
    March 3, 2020 at 2:14 am

    Julia was just grumpy that day because the supermarket was all out of giant raw hams and ten-pound tubs of butter.

  • Mike Ditka
    March 3, 2020 at 1:39 am

    She could possibly fill a spot on the offensive line, she looks like a real anchor. Lay off the snacks tubby.

  • Uncle diddler Kraft
    March 3, 2020 at 1:18 am

    It’s good she knows free speech is free, TB needs a tissue. Kirk talks about fake Jewish owned sports.

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