Ginger Hepatitis Lets Skinflute Skinner Boyfriend Beat Her 2 Year Old On Multiple Occasions, Lies To 911 Operator When He Knocks Her Unconscious And Breaks Her Neck About How It Happened

Follow and like the Turtleboy Sports Returns, and TB Rider to keep up with the hilarious turtle rider commentary.

Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at for more information.

If you like free speech and want to support what we’re doing, feel free to donate to the Turtle fund:







Hello Turtle Riders. As you know if you follow Turtleboy we are constantly getting by Facebook for what are clearly not violations of their terms of service. Twitter has done the same, and trolls mass reported our blog to Google AdSense thousands of times, leading to demonitization. We can get by and survive, but we could really use your help. Please consider donating by hitting the PayPal button above if you’d like support free speech and what we do in the face of Silicon Valley censorship.


WGMEA New Hampshire man accused of beating a 2-year-old girl in Skowhegan appeared in court on Monday. The man accused of aggravated assault is the same person who called 911 and told them that a little girl had fallen down the stairs. The girl’s mother then got on the phone and said that her daughter was unconscious and she thought her neck was broken. But before police and paramedics could get there, the defendant was gone. They say there were bruises all over the 2-year-old girl’s body. Detectives say Crystal Bowman, the girl’s mother, eventually broke down and told them her boyfriend, Cody Swanson, had been beating her daughter.

According to court papers, Bowman went into detail, telling police about several of those beatings. She says Swanson gets annoyed when her daughter whines, so he beats her. She also says every time she told him to stop, he wouldn’t. According to the police affidavit, Bowman told detectives she heard a slap and Swanson started saying, ‘Wake up. Wake up.'” She told detectives Swanson was freaking out saying, ‘Oh my God. I’m going to go to jail.'”

“Last October, he had a knife to my stomach and then was going to slit my kids’ throat. So, it’s scary. I know what she went through. I feel bad for the little girl. I hope she’s OK cause she did not deserve that,” Swanson’s ex-wife Jennifer Timmes said.

Sometimes I love my job because you get a good ol’ fashion ratchet story about some gutterslug deluxe selling their food stamps for six flags vouchers and you can have some fun with it. But other times you get stories like this. And there’s just nothing funny about it. You have to write the blog from anger. Because that’s the only emotions this story provokes – pure, unadulterated anger.

Here’s an idea ladies – stop bringing abusive junkies around your babies. You’re not blameless when something like this happens. You wanted that dick so badly that you were willing to put the life of your child at risk in order to get that taco warmer. You looked at this thing right here:

And you said to yourself, “Not only am I willing to swallow his jurassic pork whole, I’m also willing to bring him around my two year old, AND allow him to discipline her how he sees fit.” Because obviously this skinflute skinner was raised right, and can be trusted around kids.

This is the kind of shit he posts on Facebook:

“Wah, wah, nobody likes me. I got mad feelz and shit.”

Just do it dude. End it all. No one will miss ya. Kids will be safer, and the world will be a better place without you. This worthless pile of discarded elephant foreskin should date Michelle Carter. I bet she’d give him some good advice. At least then she’d have a chance to redeem herself.

Check out this picture he posted:

Looks like we’ve got some pill residue on the nightstand next to the bed sheet curtains:

Some track marks on his arms:

And some bands ties to the bed for when he shoots up and/or holds a chick hostage:

Meanwhile “Mom,” who allowed this animal to beat her child on multiple occasions, and who LIED to the 911 operator when she said her kid fell down the stairs, is whining on Facebook about how innocent she is, and how she’s gonna get her fuck trophy back:

“The abusive prick was standing in front of me.” 

Yea, that’s the reason you lied. Sure thing. You could’ve broken up with him at any time. You’ve only been dating a few months. And by dating I mean huffing whip its behind a dumpster before a long ride on the raw dog express.

But instead of doing that you just kept inviting him over. The first time someone touches my child is the last time. Not ginger hepatitis though. She allowed that shit over and over again, and excused it because she was “scared”:

She says Swanson gets annoyed when her daughter whines, so he beats her. She also says every time she told him to stop, he wouldn’t.

Here’s an idea – call the cops after he leaves. Or hit him with a Goddamn frying pan. It’s your fucking kid. You defend that shit with your life. Watch Nat Geo sometime and watch what actual wild animals are willing to do to protect their offspring.

Not you though. You did nothing. You enabled this to happen, and you let him know that if he beat the shit out of your daughter you weren’t going to protect her. I wish you both nothing but the worst and I pray your poor daughter. You don’t deserve her.

7 Comment(s)
  • nice church going person here
    November 4, 2018 at 10:33 pm

    Skowhegan Maine is the worst shit hole in new England; welfare leaches, drunks potheads
    flush the toilet and ur shit flows north into that scum bag town

  • CE
    October 18, 2018 at 8:33 pm

    Im glad nstb is calling out these shit box moms. They are as much of the problem as the retards they invite into their lives. News flash to females: You can’t fix stupid. If you are the stupid, get yourself on the iud train pronto until you are 55.

  • ranamay
    October 18, 2018 at 11:34 am

    You should receive your first check within a week or so. Or you can start to have them wire directly into your bank account. (Your first checks will be about $500 to $1,500 a week. Then it goes up from there. Depends on how much time you spent on it. More information >> Shops5.COM

  • NPCindy
    October 18, 2018 at 10:58 am

    The only thing she was “scared” of was being left alone. So sick!

  • Turtz McGurtz
    October 18, 2018 at 8:48 am

    Junkies doing junkie things, nothing to see here really.

    Does TB realize that Maude is going on a college speaking tour?? This should be your sole focus today…..

  • Peter peter pill eater
    October 18, 2018 at 7:58 am

    Don’t drop the soap scumbag

  • Welfare Wendy isn't Woke
    October 18, 2018 at 5:44 am

    “show them you have the intelligence” …. hahahaha, Ginger please!

    He could have pimped her out and she would have loved it, 2 or 3 more like her and he could have afforded a gold front tooth. Ode to Wendy the ginger, junkie, whore, Breaking Bad sooo good.

Comment on this Post


Nostalgic Facebook Commentators Are Really Pissed Off About Snow Days For Kids
Guy Who Tried Hiding In Tree To Flee Cops on I-290 Earns Moron of the Week Award
Auburn Fan Who Refused To Bet On Florida State Loses Chance To Win Free $25,000 Is Giant Moron