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Girlfriend Of 4 Weeks Of BLM Terrorist Killed In Kenosha Scams $150K For Kid That Isn’t His, Cuckholded Ex-Husband She Dumped The Crotch Fruit On Starts Rival GoFundMe But Only Raises $150


This is Hannah Gittings from Kenosha.

She was the girlfriend of Anthony Huber, the domestic abuser and BLM rioter who was shot and killed after wisely bashing 17 year old Kyle Rittenhouse with a skateboard, despite the fact that Rittenhouse was holding an AR-15.

Watch this video for the best breakdown I’ve seen on this obvious case of self defense.

Despite only being with Anthony Huber for four weeks Hannah decided to play the part of the grieving girlfriend and has cashed in quite nicely with a GoFundMe that has raised over $150K and counting.

Anthony decided to use his voice and stand up for a cause that meant something. While peacefully protesting Anthony selflessly tried to Aid in taking down an attacker when he was gunned down. 

Translation – Anthony decided to riot and in quite possibly the stupidest decision a human being has ever made he decided to attack the guy holding an AR-15 who just shot another rioter who tried attacking him.

Anthony leaves behind a significant other and a step daughter who need our help. They are in need of money very fast. she can’t retrieve her house or car keys from his body or see him until they find a funeral home and pay for it. Please help if you can. Anthony was a hero .

LOL. “Hero.”

She spelt terrorist and domestic abuser wrong. And for some reason this guy who was with her for all over 4 weeks and didn’t live with her, is solely in charge of covering the funeral expenses.

As for the “step daughter,” again, they were together for less than a month. And that “step daughter” was her crotch fruit from another loser skateboard chud who happens to be her ex-husband. Meet Dylan Gittings .

Back in January Dylan was whining on Facebook that his ex-wife ditched their daughter to sample every shaft on the dick merry go round, and accused her of domestic abuse.

Not sure who exactly to believe her, but I do know one thing – that kid is FUCKED!

According to Dylan he’s been playing single dad and hasn’t gotten an ounce of child support from the ovary oracle he call an ex-wife.

As you can imagine seeing her con BLM sympathizers out of $152K so she can pocket pity cash for a guy she barely knew made Dylan wanna get in on the action, so he made his own GoFundMe.

She’s not the only deadbeat who can use their crotch fruits and an ex-wife who’s banging terrorist who was killed in a world famous politically charged incident to milk cash out of people who wanna stick it to the other side by donating. If only he sucked Anthony Huber’s dick he’d have $150,000 instead of $150.

And in one of the most pathetic posts I’ve ever read he said that he wished he had met the guy who was banging his ex-wife, who broke up with him after licking every nut from Milwaukee to Chicago.

Just a reminder, neither Dylan or Hannah was financially affected by what Kyle Rittenhouse did to Anthony Huber. Neither was financially dependent on Huber, and neither will be contributing to his funeral costs. She certainly doesn’t need or deserve the money for her poon polyp because she ditched little fucker a while ago, and Anthony Huber played no part in the child’s life. Both Dylan and Hannah were in the exact same financial situation before the shooting. They’re both broke ass losers, but he’s less of one because he held onto the kid that she abandoned to play Tony Hawk meets Grand Theft Auto in the streets of Kenosha.

Black lives matter.


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52 Comment(s)
  • Mike
    September 6, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    Kyle Rittenhouse is the terrorist, not the people he murdered, you ignorant fuck. I hope Kyle spends the next 70 years getting his racist ass raped by the biggest black guys in his prison.

  • Losers life’s matter
    September 5, 2020 at 11:03 am

    So I heard of someone named Kyle once. I have Kids. Somewhere. Because of all of this I’m broke and want money for drugs. GO FUND ME ! yeah! You guys rock!! $152k Now my meth dealers answer the phone Again!

    This is also a personal ad looking for a new boyfriend/girlfriend willing to fight for The Cause (doesn’t matter which one) and has no conflicting moral beliefs that would prevent them from attacking teenagers/adults/babies wielding guns or other lethal Weapons. Must be okay with serious injury And/Or death. If your interested please send $500 to my go fuck me account with your offer, I mean description.

  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    September 3, 2020 at 10:22 am

    Wow Hannah……way to cash in!! I have ZERO respect for a mother who abandons their child to play the jump on every Dick I see game. You are a worthless piece of shit, whore, little girl. I hope you spend that money on a bunch of dope….you could burn through it pretty quick and then you can slither back into the gutter you emerged from.

  • Stunt Penis
    September 3, 2020 at 5:34 am

    The real loser here is the kid.

  • Hate Women
    September 3, 2020 at 12:10 am

    I love how people are sharing the vid of Rittenhouse beating a girl. Chick was acting like a dumpsterslut and he did he right thing and punched her in the head a few times. Cry about it, libs.

    • Lynn Woods
      September 3, 2020 at 3:45 am

      Clearly is some guy named Domenic in video not Kyle

  • Hler
    September 2, 2020 at 11:02 pm

    First, these people are all idiots and easily manipulated pions being used by the extreme wings of politics. They are dead now and for what? Oh, nothing at all. Really just goes to show how dumb people are.

    All anyone can do is cast a vote on behalf of thier beliefs, that’s it. The rest is just a game and the players at the top are moving their mindless pieces where ever they want to.

    Left or right protester, doesnt matter. If you’re out there you’re an idiot.

  • H.Ler
    September 2, 2020 at 11:02 pm

    First, these people are all idiots and easily manipulated pions being used by the extreme wings of politics. They are dead now and for what? Oh, nothing at all. Really just goes to show how dumb people are.

    All anyone can do is cast a vote on behalf of thier beliefs, that’s it. The rest is just a game and the players at the top are moving their mindless pieces where ever they want to.

    Left or right protester, doesnt matter. If you’renout there you’re an idiot.

  • Sheeza Filthikunt
    September 2, 2020 at 8:47 pm

    Modified Would. Oral from her with a splooge finish on the specs. Then some dry backdoor fisting until she cries. Gash.

  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    September 2, 2020 at 8:44 pm

    We should posthumously give this guy this year’s Powell Perralta Courage Award. Hand the trophy to his parents and then euthanize them.

  • Jason Voorhees
    September 2, 2020 at 8:28 pm

    No Lives Matter

  • Terrance and Phillip
    September 2, 2020 at 8:18 pm

    Not without my Anus. (Skateboard)

  • Ralph Kramden
    September 2, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    Kyle Rittenhouse $500k – 3 day old tuna in the sun snatch $150k

  • Ray Patriarca
    Lord Gort
    September 2, 2020 at 7:31 pm

    Why do all these faggoty assholes look the same? Greasy hair, pubescent looking facial hair, skinny jeans, faggy Keds sneakers, scrawny and filthy looking.
    These Antifa scrotes are one impressive looking army.
    3 US Marines and their rifles could end this war in a heartbeat.

    • 0317
      September 2, 2020 at 8:28 pm

      What the fuck motard!?!? We only need juan tequila

  • Subtle Differences Between the Cultures
    September 2, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    Armed black felon is shot and paralyzed after resisting arrest: Yell his name!!! Burn, destroy, murder and maim with impunity – all while getting FREE SHIT!!!!

    White guy is shot and killed while
    attacking someone with a skateboard:
    Some woketard tried beating on a kid with a rifle – took one to the chest and croaked on the spot. Moron. Hey – what time is Deadliest Catch on tonight?

  • observer
    September 2, 2020 at 7:23 pm

    The first picture at the start of this post, shows the two whitest white people I’ve ever seen.

  • North of the Border
    September 2, 2020 at 6:51 pm

    SKATE OR DIE!!!!

    Fuck it. Die it is!

  • Crispy C
    September 2, 2020 at 6:44 pm

    Here is how you know it’s bullshit:
    “hey are in need of money very fast. she can’t retrieve her house or car keys from his body or see him until they find a funeral home and pay for it.”

    They need money very fast? Was she just hoping some dude would get killed so they could cash in? Was that this girl’s plan? And now they won’t give her her own keys until a funeral is arranged and completely paid for? Not a fucking chance that is true.

  • North of the Border
    September 2, 2020 at 6:29 pm

    $150k? How much of that is off EBT cards?

    Fill in the blanks: A (____) and their (_____) are soon (_____).

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      September 5, 2020 at 1:52 am

      Who doesn’t love Mad Libs!

  • Mass Sucks
    September 2, 2020 at 6:16 pm

    Why did this article end with Black Lives Matter, trying to be funny or something?

    • Sarcasm? Never heard of it.
      September 3, 2020 at 8:24 am

      Because the whole story proves that blm is not about black lives, it’s a money grab and a cover for a political agenda.

      Mostly sheep, but a few wolves in disguise.

  • Slut Disguise
    September 2, 2020 at 5:55 pm

    Don your grandmother’s glasses from 1971 and the world will never know how big of a slut you are…

  • Do The Reich Thing
    September 2, 2020 at 5:45 pm

    Those memes made me laugh. Eat shit skate dude.

    • Bucky
      September 2, 2020 at 6:10 pm

      Me too! He FB page is full of them. My favorites:
      Kenosha Hat Trick
      So, a pedophile, a domestic abuser and a felon walk into a bar
      Kyle: “Shots are on me!”

  • Bill Gates'vaccine
    September 2, 2020 at 5:22 pm

    Not even I can reprogram the inevitable backlash this greedy grab will result in

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 2, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    Let Kyle go. If anything. he made the world a better place. One less SJW underachieving too old to be skateboarding jobless wake and bake scumbag.

    Nice door knocker on your schnozz Hannah! – Said no one ever.

    Also – going to take a bathroom mirror selfie think about using some windex on the mirror prior to the photo you fucking slob.

  • Ol' Blue Eyes
    September 2, 2020 at 5:10 pm

    When I was 26
    It was a very bad year
    It was a very bad year for skateboards
    That started a fight
    under a small city light,
    just for kicks
    when I was 26

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      September 2, 2020 at 5:16 pm

      When I was 27
      It was a very bad year
      It was a very bad year as I had worms in my spleen
      My skin had turned green
      and I smell like gangrene
      ………It is a very bad scene

    • Ray Patriarca
      Francis Albert's ghost
      September 2, 2020 at 7:24 pm

      Out- fucking- standing, sir!!

  • Tom Selleck
    September 2, 2020 at 4:46 pm

    Who the hell cares, just give me your house.

  • WTF
    September 2, 2020 at 4:26 pm

    Stop the world. I want to get off.

  • Reparations for me, too
    September 2, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    Has a GoFundMe account been started for Joseph Rosenbaum, the first guy who was shot and killed and who started all of this? Among other things, he spent 12.5 years in prison in Arizona for a sex-with-a-minor conviction and was a lifetime level 3 registered sex offender. Maybe all of his still-incarcerated fellow inmates who had sex with him will start GoFundMe accounts as well. Like Hannah Gittings, they also don’t have any house or car keys. They sound just as deserving.

  • Shiva
    September 2, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    Huber sucked and Baker sucks.
    Fck em both

  • Osiris
    September 2, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    Sounds like Hannah GITTINGS a lot of dick!!

    • Miley Cyrus
      September 2, 2020 at 5:50 pm

      Hannah’s fucked all of Montana

  • Bucky
    September 2, 2020 at 4:01 pm

    Michael Reinoehl

  • Orion
    September 2, 2020 at 3:57 pm

    What kind of grown-ass fucking man carries around a skateboard, especially in a riot, AND uses it as a weapon? Come to think of it, what kind of man commits SO MANY acts of domestic violence and still gets turned into a saint? I can’t fucking believe so many gullible idiots bought a lie about this dude and donated over 150k. Or maybe they sincerely believe that version of things, who knows?

    • Bucky
      September 2, 2020 at 4:25 pm

      One must have a lengthy criminal background in order to be canonized by the left. See: St. Skittles, St. Swisher, St. Fentanyl etc

    • Real men don't use skateboards for weapons
      September 2, 2020 at 4:27 pm

      I suspect they carry skateboards because prior convictions would result in heavy penalties for carrying a firearm. And because the salary they get from Soros is not enough to cover car payments and insurance.

  • Boston Irish
    Fenway Frank
    September 2, 2020 at 3:50 pm

    Never bring a skateboard to a gun fight

    September 2, 2020 at 3:30 pm

    Nothing like kicking a guy when he’s dead right?? Is this article trying to justify your previous one that you were so contradictory over concerning Rittenhouse?. Is he your hero now because your minions replies to said article talked you into it?? You are the perfect definition of a “bottom feeder” if there ever was one!!!! I hope he has the pleasure of meeting up with you in the afterlife!

    • Anthony's Pronouns
      September 2, 2020 at 3:55 pm


  • New boot goofin'
    September 2, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    Pitty Vampires are one of the worst types of people in the world. Right next to influencers.

  • Boston Irish
    Gov Charle Biden
    September 2, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    Kyle deserves a Purple Heart. Too bad he only got 2

    • meatloaf
      September 3, 2020 at 1:24 pm

      “Two out of Three ain’t bad”

  • Liberal Faggots
    September 2, 2020 at 3:24 pm

    Someone shared the fundraiser for him on my cities facebook page and so many dipshits were actually donating. They were all calling him a hero and freedom fighter, one guy said “he would make the founding fathers proud” another guy said its his generations WWII and he was no different than our soldiers killing nazis. These people are fucking delusional.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Gish Jen
    September 2, 2020 at 3:13 pm

    Alas I have mis-read the Turtleboy audience imagining them to be much more like the Globe book section audience.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    September 2, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    Total lack of respect for pussy cops not protecting life and property because their limp wristed chief and mayor told them to stand down. Do your fucking job. They are just as culpable as the “peaceful protesters.”

  • Oliver Hazard Perry
    September 2, 2020 at 3:00 pm

    Well, she certainly has a type, and that type is “retarded, suspended adolescent scumbags.”

  • Devolution
    September 2, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    In my lifetime, Sid and Nancy, Kurt and Courtney, Al and Tipper, Hannah and Dylan..

    I rest my case

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