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Glorious Buffalo Fan Funnels Beer, Spins, Destroys Face On Bus

This drunken Buffalo fan is the greatest thing these eyes have ever seen. 

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It’s not even Monday yet and we’re already getting shit from Bills fans about how they’re an unstoppable force of nature that’s gonna destroy Tom Brady next week.

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Yup. Heard that before.  That’s because Bills fans are permanently suffering from Groundhog Day disease. Every year they start off hot and come into their first matchup with the Patriots thinking that this is the year. This is the year they finally beat Tom Brady. Then reality sets in and we line them up in town square and hang them.

But in all seriousness, I love Bills fans. Turtleboy Sports has a lot of respect for any fan base who can come back from four straight losing Super Bowls, a Music City Miracle, and a 2-23 record against Tom Brady and still think that this is “the year.” Their fans are intense and passionate, something Gillette Stadium could use a little bit more of.

And the most glorious fan of all the Buffalonians out there was this AMAZING guy who made the most Buffalo video imaginable at the pregame for the Colts game today: (make sure you watch it all the way to the end of the 35 seconds – I promise it will be worth it)

Let’s watch as he smashes his head into that Buffalo Bus on more time:

Legend.Give me fans like this guy any day of the week. That guy has definitely been crowned King of the Buffalo Ball at least two or three times. And yes, there is a thing called the Buffalo Ball. We need a Worcester ball. Let’s check out the play by play.

 

First he funnels a beer directly out a whiffle bat, disregarding the fact that the bat is likely filled with dirt, bacteria, and possibly KY Jelly:

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Then he decides to start spinning around, because what could possibly go wrong when you combine excessive drinking with dizzyness?

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Naturally his buddies immediately decided that this would be a good time to start playing “hit the beer can”

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Unfortunately he swings like Jarred Saltalamacchia

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And that’s when gravity took over

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Boom. Right in the kisser. Boom. Right in the kisser. One thing is for sure – that guy will be in Buffalo next week berating every man woman and child with a Patriots jersey on. And I wouldn’t have it any other way. God bless you drunken Buffalo man.

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8 Comment(s)
  • Drunkandsomtimesstupid
    September 15, 2015 at 12:26 am

    oK Ok ok ok is me agin. that was I in buffalo wings doing shits, hick up, I mean shots out ov a plastic fruggun bat ok. Ok? OK? thin, hick up, I mean then I thunked it to be kewl to smash my face upon, hick up, I mean into a fuggun bus ok? oK? I caught, hick up, I mean got lucky that nite. I nailed a freemale bus diver that ended up being a guy. then I threw up. hick up.

  • Aid-an And Abetting
    September 14, 2015 at 5:24 pm

    I hear Turtleboy’s an expert on bad behavior in Buffalo. This guy’s antics are pretty tame by comparison. He probably won’t have to quit his job.

  • Yes
    September 14, 2015 at 2:07 pm

    This is written as if you don’t know what the game dizzy bat consists of.

    Also, did a commenter who is definitely from Worcester tell another city to stay classy? Worcester, trying to thumb it’s nose at another city? Now THAT is laughable.

  • BlackandWhite
    September 14, 2015 at 9:08 am

    Now let’s see the ditzy Miss America contestant from Georgia do this.

  • tomy
    September 14, 2015 at 8:52 am

    list your sources, first seen on deadspin

  • Non Sequitor
    September 14, 2015 at 8:40 am

    Patriots fans used to act like this at the cement cesspool.

    Now they all have to act like Myra Kraft is still in the owner’s box instead of some 32 year old bimbo. Team Ops wouldn’t have it any other way.

  • Dave Lind
    Dave
    September 14, 2015 at 8:32 am

    His mom must be so proud

  • HeatherLyn
    September 13, 2015 at 11:40 pm

    Ooh, sounded as bad as it must feel right now. Just another drunk buffalol tailgating genius.
    Stay classy, Buffalo.

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