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Source: An Indiana man who allegedly broke into his ex-girlfriend’s house and set it on fire celebrated his destruction by dancing on the roof. The video was captured on October 19 by local Indianapolis news station station RTV6, showed 25-year-old Matthew Russ dancing and smiling for cameras as the fire raged inside. Reports say that Russ refused to come down from the roof, and ultimately caused police to climb up there and tase him. Before finding his way to the roof, Russ also allegedly stole his ex-girlfriend’s car, and crashed it into a pole.
This man is the most glorious, insane criminal I have ever seen:
This guy just rewrote the break up handbook. I mean, I’ve seen a lot of dumb criminals before, but I’ve never seen anything like the splendor that is Matthew Russ of Indianapolis. If you’re gonna get arrested in a domestic dispute, you might as well burn the house down and go out in a blaze of dancing glory. 99.9% chance this guy is a Colts fan:
Things were looking so well there for a while. My man Matthew was getting his swerve on in the middle of a blazing fire:
And this is the moment when he realized that he just got tazed for the good of humanity:
Just another day in Indiana. The new Florida of the North.
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