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Glorious Indiana Lights Ex-Gf’s House, Dances On Burning Roof For Cameras

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SourceAn Indiana man who allegedly broke into his ex-girlfriend’s house and set it on fire celebrated his destruction by dancing on the roof. The video was captured on October 19 by local Indianapolis news station station RTV6, showed 25-year-old Matthew Russ dancing and smiling for cameras as the fire raged inside. Reports say that Russ refused to come down from the roof, and ultimately caused police to climb up there and tase him. Before finding his way to the roof, Russ also allegedly stole his ex-girlfriend’s car, and crashed it into a pole.

This man is the most glorious, insane criminal I have ever seen:

This guy just rewrote the break up handbook. I mean, I’ve seen a lot of dumb criminals before, but I’ve never seen anything like the splendor that is Matthew Russ of Indianapolis. If you’re gonna get arrested in a domestic dispute, you might as well burn the house down and go out in a blaze of dancing glory. 99.9% chance this guy is a Colts fan:

Things were looking so well there for a while. My man Matthew was getting his swerve on in the middle of a blazing fire:

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And this is the moment when he realized that he just got tazed for the good of humanity:

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Just another day in Indiana. The new Florida of the North.

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8 Comment(s)
  • Sveyn
    October 26, 2015 at 8:18 pm

    This is Indy. Indy is a sh1th0l3. Full of Colts fans and other dysfunctionals. Indiana minus Indianapolis minus Gary = Great State.

  • honky
    October 26, 2015 at 12:26 am

    The police should have shot him!

  • BlackandWhite
    October 22, 2015 at 1:01 pm

    PULL UP your damn pants!!!!

  • MS
    October 22, 2015 at 12:43 pm

    Would have been better if he had a Colt shirt on

  • ItsAllABadDream
    October 22, 2015 at 11:32 am

    Blame the Patriots

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    October 22, 2015 at 9:22 am

    The ex will sue the city because the cops didn’t stop him faster.

    And suddenly we’ll all understand his reasoning.

  • HooiserHater
    October 22, 2015 at 9:19 am

    Dammit Indiana, get your shit together.

  • Wtf
    October 22, 2015 at 8:37 am

    Somehow this will be the cops fault. Or the police will be accused of excessive force.

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