Glorious Jacksonville Boobs Take A Stand Against The Biggest Trashbag, Race Baiting Organization That Has Ever Existed – Michael Bennett’s Seattle Seahawks

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Glorious Jacksonville Boobs Take A Stand Against The Biggest Trashbag, Race Baiting Organization That Has Ever Existed – Michael Bennett’s Seattle Seahawks

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The Seattle Seahawks nominated race baiting liar Michael Bennett to be their “person of the year,” despite the fact that video evidence proved that he was LYING we he tweeted out that the Las Vegas police detained him and put a gun to his head simple because he’s black.

It’s sad and pathetic that after initially giving this story so much coverage MSESPN and the rest of the mainstream media has been SILENT now that it’s been proven he’s a liar. Just proves that the only thing that matters to them is ratings, and nothing drives ratings more than a racist cop narrative. Then when the truth is revealed they don’t cover it because it doesn’t fit their agenda.

And the fact that he’s now been nominated for this award shows you that it’s not just a Michael Bennett thing. It’s a Seattle Seahawk thing. Their entire organization is a steaming pile of dog shit who supports him 1,000%, and it was a pleasure watching them go down in flames in Jacksonville today. Yea, the Jags are good now and it’s pretty awesome. They even have fans and shit. Like, Philly/Raiders level fans who throw fluids in plastic bags at you when you get ejected. Watch what happened at the end of the game:

I’m not saying fans should throw shit at players. But you should definitely throw shit at anyone on this ratchet ass organization. I’m just genuinely surprised and impressed that Jacksonville has goons like this for fans. Like they’re a real team or something. Seriously, they threw a bag full of some type of fluid at him repeatedly:

Where’d that even come from? Do they sell plastic bags filled with yellow fluid in the concession stands?

Then this tall glass of poonjuice tried jumping into the crowd:

Bro, what do you think this is – Detroit? He wanted no part of these Floridian boobs:



Someone had to do it. These lugnuts voted for a liar who exacerbated racial tensions and defamed an entire police department to become “person of the year.” Their coach is a glorified cheerleader who handed us Super Bowl 49 with the worst play call in the history of professional sports. There’s zero institutional control. They’re completely out of control and no one ever stands up to them.

Until the good drunkards of Jacksonville stood their ground and would have no more of it. God bless you Jacksonville.

And of course the man of the year tried to injure a player during the final kneel down in one of the dirtiest plays you’ll ever see:

Don’t worry though, he won’t be suspended. That would be racist. You are not allowed to discipline or say anything negative about Michael Bennett or else you’ll be the next person he sends his mob of online MSESPN idiots after. How ironic that one white guy wants to take a knee and Michael Bennett doesn’t wanna let him so he takes out another white guy’s knee. Human garbage.

Of course this is what Michael Bennett does when he knows he’s already lost. The “man of the year” doesn’t take losing well, as was evidenced when the Patriots tried to take a knee and run out the clock in the Super Bowl:

After ruining any chance at a miracle comeback by jumping offsides:

Bennett then sucker punched Gronk who had just been attacked by one of Bennett’s loser teammates:

This is just who he is. He’s a lying, cheap-shotting loser who has set himself up for a nice career of making money off the racism-industrial complex for the rest of his life. And it’s gonna be a pleasure watching them go down in flames as Atlanta takes the final playoff spot from them, and Jacksonville gets the honor of losing to us.

18 Comment(s)
  • Tufts
    December 11, 2017 at 8:01 pm

    If you see the very beginning from other video it was a banana peel that started it. Jefferson smells the bananas and tries to climb into the stand to get the other bananas and peanuts, eventually his trainer lured him to locker room with 40 ouncers and cardboard cut out of a baboon in heat, purple ass and all.

  • rodger goodell
    December 11, 2017 at 7:43 pm

    I’m a highly trained video analyzer for the NFL my expert opinion it appears to be an IV bag filled with lime green jello and vodka.

  • Bill Bellycheck
    December 11, 2017 at 2:52 pm

    Seattle fans have thrown trash at opposing players in the past. The whole cheesy 12th man trash-talking culture of the Seahawks reaped what it sowed last night.

  • the real slim gardys mom
    December 11, 2017 at 12:20 pm

    Now melvin, what did i tell you about spending every day in my basement on my computer? i told you to stop watching that animal porn and you didnt listen. now get up to your room. no dinner for you. everyone online knows you have no friends and crave attention. now shut off my computer and take your MAGA hat with you.

    • True Reality Speaks
      December 12, 2017 at 7:21 am

      You spelled pussy hat wrong, drone.

  • Queef Olbermann
    December 11, 2017 at 10:50 am

    I read on that it was a banana peel thrown at the black Seahawks player. Can you imagine if that was a Pats fan at Gillette who did that? We’d never hear the end of it

    • White Nationalist Turtle Rider
      December 11, 2017 at 8:53 pm

      Fucking love it. Monkey niggers got what they deserved.

  • johnnyb
    December 11, 2017 at 10:08 am

    Imagine the uproar if all those guys taunting him were white..

  • Guaranteed!
    December 11, 2017 at 9:15 am

    Let’s start searching for the pic of the Seattle staffer (old white dude) trying to calm down Jefferson. Guaranteed it is being misconstrued as a racist Jax fan assaulting the poor black man. If you try to correct the poster, you’ll be told to take your honky ass elsewhere. Just like the pilgrim “leading straps” pic.

    • jughead
      December 11, 2017 at 7:40 pm

      are you sure he wasn’t rubbing jefferson’s head for good luck?

  • The Real Slim Grady
    December 11, 2017 at 6:49 am

    Turtleboy is basically a low-rent version of FOX news these days. You know that’s where these people get their news and views from, same as Drumpf. The same things discussed on FOX & Friends and their other programming is regurgitated here in one form or another the next day. Come on turtles, you are supposed to be having a revolution but all you do is parrot far-right talking points day after day. Sad!

    • Citypoint
      December 11, 2017 at 8:30 am

      Fox News. Drumpf. Far right talking points.
      You’ve used all the buzz words.
      Who are you working for?

      • Ghandi
        December 11, 2017 at 9:41 am

        You’ve got that wrong. We are working for this Left Wing Loon. It’s our taxes that pays perpetual “Transitional Assistance”, EBT, WIC, SSI and countless other programs so those who are trying to destroy our society can stay at their subsidized home and try to do so. TBS has lots of faults but one thing it does is expose are those truly worthless to a rational society.

      • The Real Slim Grady
        December 11, 2017 at 9:43 am

        George Soros, Media Matters and MSNBC. My job today was to come to some little-read blog from central Mass and post a mean comment.

    • The Real Grim Sadie
      December 11, 2017 at 11:56 am

      Is that you Carlo Baldino aka “ old balls”???


    • Some Guy
      December 11, 2017 at 12:45 pm

      Yet here you are reading the posts and commenting on them. Go away, fucktard and continue your masturbation frenzy in mommy’s basement.

  • aww
    December 11, 2017 at 3:52 am

    lithium time, darling

  • Wwy
    December 11, 2017 at 1:22 am

    If only the kike owned pats didn’t cheat all those years you’d have a leg to stand on,some are ok winning the kike way.

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