Today there was a freedom rally for the Greatest of All Time, Tom Brady, at Gillette Stadium in Foxboro. I saw it on Bleacher Report yesterday and obviously had to check it out. So we brought down the new “Free Brady” and “Je Suis Brady” shirts to check out what all the hub-bub was about. What we found were some of the most colorful, magnificent, creatures you will ever encounter.
Roger Goodell needed to be sent the message loud and clear, that he needed to get his shit together…….or else. And what better way to show him we mean business than with this:
The official pizza of Peyton Manning, giving out free pizza to Tom Brady fans. In your face Goodell.
Some people went with the more traditional signs to stick it to Goodell:
But I don’t know if signs like that are gonna get him to do the right thing. I mean, people have been saying “Fire Goodell” for years now. No, if we really wanna convince the owners to fire him, we need something more convincing. And if this sign right here doesn’t convince him to free Brady, then I don’t know what will:
Somewhere Roger Goodell is looking at that sign and crying himself to sleep.
Then he got totally facialized by this girl:
Boom. Roasted. Your move Goodell.
Anyone who was anyone was down there, including Jr. Smokeshows:
the wounded warriors on crutches
the bridge club
the Patriot mobile
the Patriot truck
and the Chuck Taylor, Jorts-wearing diehards
Will this have any effect on Roger Goodell’s unprecedented punishment? I’d say 50/50. Somewhere in New York he’s probably sitting in a room with all the other NFL owners talking about what they’re going to do about this rally. I mean, that guy got a Belichick tatoo on his inner thigh and pulled his Goddamn pants down. How do you come back from that if you’re Roger Goodell? You can’t. You have to give in.
Sure, it was a bootleg collection of ragtags, with no real order who just kind of stood in a circle and stared at each other.
Sure, there was no microphone and 95% of the time it was just random people starting any chant they could come up with that had no more than four sylables:
Sure, the fact that it lasted a full 90 minutes was because of t-shirt sales and free pizza.
But that doesn’t change the fact that the message was sent loud and clear to Roger Goodell – free Brady or we’ll be here again next week for more free pizza.
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