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Glorious Sturbridge Nudnik Arrested For Vandalizing Car With Nachos

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Here’s your nudnik of the day – some jamoke from Sturbridge who got the ultimate revenge:

WHDHPolice say a Sturbridge man slashed the tires of another man’s car before vandalizing it with nacho cheese and jalapeno peppers. An officer was on patrol Friday when a man flagged him down to say his car had been vandalized overnight. All four tires on the man’s Ford Focus had been slashed.

In addition, the interior passenger side seat was slashed and someone had smeared nacho cheese and jalapenos on the car’s roof. After an investigation, including watching surveillance video of the suspect buying the nachos, police arrested 24-year-old Robert Debusk. Debusk was charged with breaking and entering into a vehicle nighttime for felony, malicious damage to a motor vehicle, and injury defacement or destruction of real property.

Police say Debusk had gone to the victim’s house earlier in the night but was not let in. The victim showed police a string of text messages between him and Debusk. Debusk is scheduled to be arraigned Monday in Dudley District Court.

Booking photo by the Sturbridge Police dept. of Robert Debusk, 24 of Sturbirdge, charged with breaking and entering into a vehicle (felony) malicious damage to a motor vehicle, and injury, defacement or destruction of real property. **ED NOTE---> According to the Sturbridge police, the apparent injuries to the suspect Debusk were pre-existing, prior to the above events. Please notate that in caption.*** Booking photo by the Sturbridge Police

Booking photo by the Sturbridge Police dept. of Robert Debusk, 24 of Sturbirdge, charged with breaking and entering into a vehicle (felony) malicious damage to a motor vehicle, and injury, defacement or destruction of real property. **ED NOTE—> According to the Sturbridge police, the apparent injuries to the suspect Debusk were pre-existing, prior to the above events. Please notate that in caption.***
Booking photo by the Sturbridge Police

Wow, what kind of savage wastes perfectly good nachos on a rival’s Ford Focus? Seriously, this guy could’ve defecated on the car, or took a whiz on it, but instead he paid money for some of the most delicious food possible. I love how this guy looks like he got beat with a tire iron, but yet it has NOTHING to do with the crime he was arrested for. Just another day in the life of Robert Debusk, who randomly has a face covered in abrasions and bruises. I was SO hoping this guy had a Facebook profile, but we can’t find him anywhere. We’d love to learn more about this magical Sturbridge man if anyone can provide us with some links.

 

 

 

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17 Comment(s)
  • whatthefuck
    January 15, 2016 at 7:03 pm

    What the fuck is up with your website being a pile of shit not displaying newer content than December, 2015 on Android devices, regardless of what browser I am using?

  • Mark
    January 4, 2016 at 12:13 am

    will you guys fix your web site? For 2 weeks using Google Chrome on computers and mobile devices this is the last post being shown.

  • Mark
    January 4, 2016 at 12:13 am

    will you guys fix your web site? For 2 weeks using Google Chrome on computers and mobile devices this is the last post being shown. It worked briefly for 2-3 days earlier this week but it is now back to the shitter. There are no methods of contacting you or your web developer to alert you that your site has issues…

  • patrick t
    January 2, 2016 at 5:37 pm

    His face say “magical NudNik”……

  • Nanny
    December 24, 2015 at 8:13 am

    Dude’s face looks like a bruised apple.

  • Gronkmonster
    December 23, 2015 at 9:35 pm

    What is worse that being arrested ?? Getting your ass kicked the night before by a guy who drives a ford focus

  • anaonaon
    December 23, 2015 at 9:25 pm
  • Dani
    December 23, 2015 at 12:32 pm

    He comes into the restaurant where I work all the time lol

    • Ted
      December 23, 2015 at 5:41 pm

      Next time he’s in, immediately bring him over an order of nachos on the house.

  • Tngsucks
    December 23, 2015 at 11:42 am

    Bet birth certificate has Webster on it.

  • wormtown refugee
    December 23, 2015 at 11:19 am

    Nice hole in the ear lobe, always a sign of a budding Rhodes Scholar…….

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      December 24, 2015 at 12:04 am

      Some muff in a holding cell is probably already fucking that hole.

  • Maggie the Cat
    December 23, 2015 at 11:14 am

    Probably used an EBT card to purchase the stuff.

    • ninja turtleboy
      December 23, 2015 at 2:31 pm

      Sturbridge is filled with upper middle class brats. he def bought them with his parents cash

    • Univac
      January 12, 2016 at 1:16 am

      Is your site broken? This story is old….

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