Former Professional Hockey Player, Failed Selectman And Local Lunatic Billy Tibbetts Is On The Lam
This past Sunday, during the wee hours of the morning in an alley near Centerfolds gentleman’s club in Chinatown, everyone’s…
All The Dumbest Criminals Live In Florida: Fallopian Funnel And Meth-a-riffic Mastodon Get Arrested On DUI, Wisely Decide To Engage In Some Gland-To-Gland Combat In Back Of Police Cruiser
What the fuck are they pumping into the water supply down in Florida? First Coast News: “A man and woman…
Queefler Elf In Flat Brimmed Chicago Bulls Hat Distracts Clerk As Paula Abtool Dances A Bottle Of Fireball Into His Grundle, Let’s ID Them
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Ludlow Lardvark Reports A Robbery While Working At Domino’s Pizza, Hours Later Confesses To Setting Up The Whole Thing
This is so Ludlow it hurts, guys. Yesterday, Western Mass News broke this harrowing story of a really real, really…
Wareham Wang Ninja Loses Wallet Full Of Stolen Checks And Credits Cards, Makes For Easiest Arrest Possible For Wareham Police In Dumbest Crime Spree Imaginable
Today’s “dumbest criminal” aware goes to Lauren Narhuminti of Wareham, who practically put the cuffs on herself for stealing and cashing…
Rochester Hack Graffitti “Artist” Arrested After Rash Of Visual Gonorrhea
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Mansfield 15 Year Old Nearly Gets Shot When Downstairs Gingersnatch Drug Dealer Accidentally Shoots Gun At Ceiling And It Goes Through Her Bedroom Floor
Mansfield 15 Year Old Nearly Gets Shot When Downstairs Gingersnatch Drug Dealer Accidentally Shoots Gun At Ceiling And It Goes…
Weymouth Crisco Magnet Robs Store An Hour After Asking The Clerk If He Can Charge His Phone In The Same Store
Weymouth Crisco Magnet Robs Store An Hour After Asking The Clerk If He Can Charge His Phone In The Same…
Slugpump Breaking Into Homes In Boxboro Doesn’t Realize He’s On Candid Camera, Anyone Recognize This Guy?
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Littleton DJ Nathan Cantino Posts About Killing Cops On Facebook After They Took His Computers Because He Shared Naked Pics Of Ex-Gf On Internet
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Attleboro Swasticock Comments Under His Wanted Picture On APD Facebook Page In Some Sort Of Gestapaho Dialect
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Springfield EBT-Rex Steals iPhone From Guy’s Truck, Takes Selfies And Pictures Of Drug Dealing Equipment, Doesn’t Realize How iCloud Works
Springfield EBT-Rex Steals iPhone From Guy’s Truck, Takes Selfies And Pictures Of Drug Dealing Equipment, Doesn’t Realize How iCloud Works…
Do You Recognize Either Of These Poonstachios Who Stole A Little Girl’s Christmas Clothes At The Holyoke Mall?
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Webster Wangsta Who Was Arrested For Stealing A $3,400 Necklace From Auburn Mall Sears Is The Most Ghettofabulous Hoodrat We’ve Ever Seen
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Brilliant Alabama Drug Dealers Arrested On Weapons Charges After “Mannequin Challenge” Video With Illegal Guns Goes Viral
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Worst Criminals Ever Break Into The Perfect Game, Can’t Figure Out How To Get By Locked Door Inside
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Genius Weed Dealer Robs Worcester Jewelry Store, Comes Back For Cell Phone, Wins Darwin Award
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New Hampshire Boob With “This Guy Needs A Beer” Shirt Was Destined To Crash Shitfaced In Front Of The Police Station
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Some Guy Just Jumped From The Third Floor Of Worcester Courthouse
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Glorious Sturbridge Nudnik Arrested For Vandalizing Car With Nachos
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