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Brilliant Alabama Drug Dealers Arrested On Weapons Charges After “Mannequin Challenge” Video With Illegal Guns Goes Viral

There are dumb criminals, and then there is this.

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All the kids these days are doing this “mannequin challenge” thing. Apparently you just kind of stand there and don’t move. Like a mannequin. Wicked fun. But a couple geniuses from the great state of Alabama found a way to get themselves in a little bit of trouble when they decided to film their ghetto version of it:

A heavily armed mannequin challenge in Alabama resulted in the arrests of two men for firearms and drug possession on Tuesday. The video, posted to Facebook last month, shows 22 men standing completely still and brandishing guns outside 5012 Powell Drive in Huntsville. Madison County Sheriff’s Capt. Mike Salomonsky said someone sent the video online to the sheriff’s office, prompting an investigation. Though the video has been removed from Facebook, al.com preserved it on YouTube.

“The criminal investigation/narcotics unit through their investigation was able to obtain enough probable cause to get a search warrant for this address,” Salomonsky said at a press conference Tuesday.

All of the confiscated items were displayed on a table in front of the lectern during the press conference. Kenneth Fennell White, 49, and Terry Brown, 23, were both arrested. White was charged with first-degree possession of marijuana and possession of a firearm. Brown was charged with possession of drug paraphernalia, loitering and promoting prison contraband (for arriving at jail with marijuana). Judging from social media, the law enforcement officers at the Madison County Sheriff’s Office were flabbergasted that people would have the audacity to film a mannequin challenge at the same location where they allegedly sell drugs.

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I for one am shocked!! When I first saw this video I assumed every single person in there went there the proper background checks and took the class and purchased their firearms legally. SHOCKING to find out that not only are these upstanding citizens in possession of unregistered weapons, but they’re also drug dealers!! I figured these were a bunch of college students working on an art project.

But seriously, how dumb can you be? They didn’t even shoot this video somewhere less well known to the police. They shot it right at the spot where they sell weed. It was like an invitation for a search warrant. It would’ve actually been funny if they did this to prove a point. Let’s say all those guns weren’t actually real, or were legally registered to them. Let’s pretend that they purposely made this video to show that the cops would hassle legal gun owners because they’re black. That would actually make sense. But nope, it turns out it’s just a bunch of dumbasses begging to get caught.

Oh, and how bout this idiot?

“Brown was charged with possession of drug paraphernalia, loitering and promoting prison contraband (for arriving at jail with marijuana).”

Mother fucker showed up to jail with weed on him. You can’t make this shit up.

Naturally people are calling it racist anyway:

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And of course it wouldn’t be a ghetto-fabulous Facebook thread without some “free my boi” commentary:

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My question is, if the mannequin challenge is supposed to recreate some sort of real life scenario, then why are all these morons making it easy as hell for them to get shot? Because clearly the guys in the beat up minivan have the tactical advantage here. Except for the driver – he’s fucked.

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I mean, look at these ding-dongs:

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Is that guy on a cell phone? I guess sometimes you just gotta order a pizza when some hoodrats are encroaching on your territory.

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Oh yea, they’ll never see you behind that wall. And the dune buggy certainly provides excellent cover:

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Because….why wouldn’t they have a dune buggy on their front lawn dirt?

The smartest person in this whole video is the guy behind the trash can:

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That man is a survivor. Guaranteed he’s not one of the idiots who ended up getting arrested.

 

 

 

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18 Comment(s)
  • Adam
    December 9, 2016 at 12:11 am

    Older guy looks just like the judge from american idol

  • DJ BobnTurd
    December 8, 2016 at 6:18 pm

    Oh snap……here’s a video of me and Bob lip syncing to each other back in our DJ days together in P-Town spinning discs!

    • DJ BobnTurd
      December 8, 2016 at 6:26 pm

      At about the 2:00 mark you can watch me squating like I’m pinching a loaf, it’s great!!!

      Turd Burgelstein

    • BobnMic's Meth Pipe
      December 8, 2016 at 7:47 pm

      Oh snap. Here is a video of me smoking meth.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        December 8, 2016 at 7:49 pm

        What in the world…..lmao!!

  • DJ BobnTurd
    December 8, 2016 at 5:47 pm

    Notice the realism in the video? A real authentic Diner floor and we don’t have any balls!

  • DJ BobnTurd
    December 8, 2016 at 5:20 pm

    Here’s a video of what I picture we would look like at Mic’s…………

  • Turd Burglestein
    December 8, 2016 at 4:59 pm

    The only thing missing from this story was a facebook post with the 100 emoji and a Free my boi.

  • Turd Burglestein
    December 8, 2016 at 4:36 pm

    This way Bob nobody wins or loses we just call a truce, face to face man to man and we shake on it. I’ll even pick up the tab.

  • Turd Burglestein
    December 8, 2016 at 4:28 pm

    Listen Bob,
    All this childish shit has really got to stop. How about you, me and Fiesty agree to meet at Mac’s diner tonight at 7:00 and agree to stop this business over a PMS?

    • Paul Larson
      December 8, 2016 at 4:30 pm

      Can I come too? I’ll bring my rosewood pen… and my glasses, shoes… So I have them…

      Paul Larson, I yell at clouds.

    • Turd Burglestein
      December 8, 2016 at 5:00 pm

      Fuck that noise…I ain’t paying for shit. BobnMic can dine on the corn nuggets in my steaming shit.

  • Talisman
    December 8, 2016 at 3:38 pm

    There is no “registration” in Alabama. You must get a permit to carry concealed on your person or in your vehicle, but the permit is not specific to a weapon. Guaranteed these firearms are either stolen or straw purchased. What’s really too bad is a rival troop didn’t ride by when they were posing and ventilate them.

  • KimberlyS
    KJDS
    December 8, 2016 at 3:25 pm

    I think the word “racist” has lost all true meaning.

  • Cocomom
    December 8, 2016 at 3:12 pm

    Racist?? These charmers take the photos, post the photos, don’t have a legal permit/license between ’em and of course, naturally, predictably it all due to racism. People make me fn sick.. Oh, and Duck Dynasty?? Guaranteed the Robertson family are legally registered gun owners, you know, the way law abiding people do it. Also, Duck Dynasty “rednecks” aren’t shooting up their neighborhoods, just sayin’.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    December 8, 2016 at 3:04 pm

    Yeah, racist riiiiiight… I’m sure if the cops watched a video of 20 white guys standing around brandishing firearms, that would raise just as many eyebrows. Stupid ass thugs…

  • BobnMic
    December 8, 2016 at 2:40 pm

    I am a fucking no good coke head drug dealer and a proud piece of shit. Might as well nail me to the cross and crucify me. And I “F bomb” all the time. The neighbors hate me. Also, I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and…I like to kiss my own butt.

    • BobnMic's Gaping Anus
      December 8, 2016 at 5:02 pm

      You’d like to kiss your own butt too if you had such a nice pretty red wrinkled star like mine.

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