There are dumb criminals, and then there is this.
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All the kids these days are doing this “mannequin challenge” thing. Apparently you just kind of stand there and don’t move. Like a mannequin. Wicked fun. But a couple geniuses from the great state of Alabama found a way to get themselves in a little bit of trouble when they decided to film their ghetto version of it:
A heavily armed mannequin challenge in Alabama resulted in the arrests of two men for firearms and drug possession on Tuesday. The video, posted to Facebook last month, shows 22 men standing completely still and brandishing guns outside 5012 Powell Drive in Huntsville. Madison County Sheriff’s Capt. Mike Salomonsky said someone sent the video online to the sheriff’s office, prompting an investigation. Though the video has been removed from Facebook, al.com preserved it on YouTube.
“The criminal investigation/narcotics unit through their investigation was able to obtain enough probable cause to get a search warrant for this address,” Salomonsky said at a press conference Tuesday.
I for one am shocked!! When I first saw this video I assumed every single person in there went there the proper background checks and took the class and purchased their firearms legally. SHOCKING to find out that not only are these upstanding citizens in possession of unregistered weapons, but they’re also drug dealers!! I figured these were a bunch of college students working on an art project.
But seriously, how dumb can you be? They didn’t even shoot this video somewhere less well known to the police. They shot it right at the spot where they sell weed. It was like an invitation for a search warrant. It would’ve actually been funny if they did this to prove a point. Let’s say all those guns weren’t actually real, or were legally registered to them. Let’s pretend that they purposely made this video to show that the cops would hassle legal gun owners because they’re black. That would actually make sense. But nope, it turns out it’s just a bunch of dumbasses begging to get caught.
Oh, and how bout this idiot?
“Brown was charged with possession of drug paraphernalia, loitering and promoting prison contraband (for arriving at jail with marijuana).”
Mother fucker showed up to jail with weed on him. You can’t make this shit up.
Naturally people are calling it racist anyway:
And of course it wouldn’t be a ghetto-fabulous Facebook thread without some “free my boi” commentary:
My question is, if the mannequin challenge is supposed to recreate some sort of real life scenario, then why are all these morons making it easy as hell for them to get shot? Because clearly the guys in the beat up minivan have the tactical advantage here. Except for the driver – he’s fucked.
I mean, look at these ding-dongs:
Is that guy on a cell phone? I guess sometimes you just gotta order a pizza when some hoodrats are encroaching on your territory.
Oh yea, they’ll never see you behind that wall. And the dune buggy certainly provides excellent cover:
Because….why wouldn’t they have a dune buggy on their front
The smartest person in this whole video is the guy behind the trash can:
That man is a survivor. Guaranteed he’s not one of the idiots who ended up getting arrested.
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