What the fuck are they pumping into the water supply down in Florida?
“A man and woman from Fernandina Beach are facing multiple charges, including DUI, after they reportedly had sex in the back of a Nassau County deputy’s vehicle following their arrests last Friday.
Around 11:38 p.m., Megan Lynn Mondanaro, 35, and Seth Aaron Thomas, 31, were seen riding their bikes south on South Fletcher Avenue near Sadler Road. Both of them didn’t have any of their lights on and were almost hit by a vehicle traveling southbound, the police report states.
The deputy pulled them over on Sadler Road and approached them. The deputy reported he could smell alcohol on both of them. Both Mondarano and Thomas reportedly had bloodshot, watery eyes and slurred speech. Thomas told the deputy they came from Hammerhead Beach Bar at 2045 South Fletcher Ave.
The deputy began conducting a DUI investigation. He asked both to perform sobriety tests to which “[Thomas] performed some of the exercises … The exercises he did conduct, he did poorly on, showing signs of impairment,” the police report states.
Both Mondanaro and Thomas were placed under arrest and put in the backseat of the deputy’s patrol vehicle. While the deputy was outside of his vehicle, Mondanaro and Thomas reportedly took their clothes off and started having sex.
When the deputy opened the door to stop them, Thomas was naked and Mondanaro had her pants down and her breasts were exposed, the police report states. Once Thomas was removed from the vehicle, he allegedly pushed down another deputy and took off running. Deputies later caught him behind a Cold Stone, according to the police report.
Both Mondanaro and Thomas took a breathalyzer test more than three hours after the traffic stop. Mondanaro had a blood alcohol level of .062 and .066 while Thomas had a .145 and .145, the police report states. The legal limit is .08.
Mondanaro was charged with DUI, exposing sex organs, unnatural and lascivious act and resisting without violence. Thomas was charged with threat against a public official, unnatural and lascivious act, exposing sex organs and DUI.”
Welp. That’s one way to handle a DUI arrest. Only in Florida. It’s like they took the worst parts of Springfield, Ware, Colrain, New Bedford AND Fall River, and decided to model 3/4 of an entire state after them. Then decided to throw in some resorts and children’s attractions to make things even more bizarre. Holy shit. In the same state, you can take your kids to meet Mickey Mouse, or you can possibly meet this:
Careening towards you with no headlights as your life flashes before your eyes. Fan-fucking-tastic. They seem like a boatload of fun and venereal diseases, really.
If she won’t strip down to at least half naked in the back of a cruiser to go to pound town and then physically assault the officer who dares try to break it up while you make your getaway, is it even love, bruh?
I just want to know what kind of guy sees this steaming pile of hot trailer trash and meth addiction:
And decides that he NEEDS to get all up inside her guts, felony charges and public decency be damned? Not to mention her sparkling personality, super successful adult life and willingness to be party to vehicular manslaughter.
I’ll tell you what kind of guy – THIS kind of guy.
What’s the over/under that if they went raw dog in that cruiser, the kid comes out with a third eye and three fingers on each hand?
Stay classy, Florida!