All-Star Criminals

Florida Methwaffle Tells Cop To Google Methwaffle To Confirm His Identity, Also Has New Baby With Another Baby On The Way And No Job

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All-Star Criminals

Methwaffle Called Cyber Crimes On Turtleboy, Tweeted At Trump To Help Him, Threatened To Murder Girlfriend’s Baby Daddy And Is Now Back In Jail

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Hoodrat Heroes

Millions Support Methwaffle After Viral Video Alleging Abuse Of Girlfriend’s Child, Turns Out He’s A Registered Sex Offender, Tried Hiring Attorney Richard N. Vulva

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WTF

Jeffrey Dahmer 2.0 Who Dumped Bleeding, Near Dead Pitbull Puppy In Suitcase In October Has Been Arrested, And He’s Even Worse Than You Imagined

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Current events

Pitbull Puppy Stabbed, Beaten Left For Dead Inside Suitcase In Abandoned Building Like An Episode Of SVU – We Need To Find Dahmer 2.0 Responsible

Pitbull Puppy Stabbed, Beaten, Left For Dead Inside Suitcase In Abandoned Building Like An Episode Of SVU – We Need…

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Social Justice Warriors

When Virtue Signaling Goes Wrong: Chalky Balboa Gets Invited To Black Barbecues After Viral FB Post About Beating Up Racists, Saving Black Child

When Virtue Signaling Goes Wrong: Chalky Balboa Gets Invited To Black Barbecues After Viral FB Post About Beating Up Racists,…

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WTF

Kids Who Filmed And Laughed At Guy As He Drowned In A Pond Should Be Exposed And Humiliated Regardless Of How Old They Are

Kids Who Filmed And Laughed At Guy As He Drowned In A Pond Should Be Exposed And Humiliated Regardless Of…

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All-Star Criminals

Florida Gutter Weasel Frauds Desperate Man Looking For A Relationship Out Of $300,000

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Social Justice Warriors

Vegan Nazis Use 9 Year Old To Harass Two Guys Fishing, Throw Away Their Fish, Because They’re Too Scared To Confront A Bear

Vegan Nazis Use 9 Year Old To Harass Two Guys Fishing, Throw Away Their Fish, Because They’re Too Scared To Confront…

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Nudniks

All-Star Mom Arrested For Letting Snake Bite 1 Year Old Baby To Teach Her A Lesson, Wears XXL South Park Shirt To Interview

All-Star Mom Arrested For Letting Snake Bite 1 Year Old Baby To Teach Her A Lesson, Wears XXL South Park Shirt…

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WTF

Triggerd University of Florida Students Have Safe Place From Halloween Costumes This Halloween

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WTF

Florida Man Turns Himself In For Killing Imaginary Friend, Asks To Be Executed On The Spot

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Hoodrat Heroes

Beautiful Florida Homeless Man Tries Cashing $368 Billion Check

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WTF

Is This Florida School Board Member Talking to Some Terrorist On Televised School Committee Meeting?

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