After Closing Schools Due To High COVID Positivity Leominster Superintendent Flies To Florida For Essential Activity Of Watching Tom Brady Play Football


This is Leominster Public Schools Superintendent Paula Deacon.

Leominster was the first of many districts in the state to vote to close their schools in lieu of remote learning this past August, which parents report is akin to child abuse. Then in December Superintendent Deacon announced that they’d be keeping remote going indefinitely because it sure beats opening up the buildings, maintaining them, and interacting with other human beings in person.

“Over the past few weeks, COVID-19 cases have increased at a concerning level,” Superintendent of Schools Paula Deacon wrote in a Dec. 2 letter to families and district employees. “As of today, Leominster has 448 positive cases. On November 30th our positivity rate was 8.09 [percent]. The state’s positivity rate was 3.32. Worcester County’s rate was 2.73. Our rate exceeds the 5% threshold we set for in-person learning.”

This included special ed students, who need schools to be open more than anyone.

Because potentially getting a virus with no chance of killing them is worse than being deprived of an education.

Anyway, Paula Deacon is VERY concerned about the COVID positivity rate in Leominster, because as long as it’s high the schools have to remain closed. Naturally then she spent her New Years sitting at home and social distancing.

LOL. Just kidding. The only people who do that are the suckers who actually believe the fear porn fed to them by politicians and the media. Fuck that! Life is too short to quarantine so Paula and her husband got in a tightly packed aluminum box known as a plane, traveled through a crowded airport, and attended the essential activity of watching the Tampa Bay Bucs beat up on the Atlanta Falcons.


She couldn’t go to a game in Foxboro because they don’t allow fans in, so she went into the freest state in the country, run by the best governor in the country, who’s official COVID policy is, “you’re a grown up so take whatever risks you feel comfortable with.” A state that has much lower rates of cases and deaths despite never closing their schools and allowing all businesses to operate freely. Funny how the second the coronabros get the chance to go to a free state they take it.

Meanwhile, kids in Leominster can’t go to school because COVID rates are too high. And the best way to improve that is by getting on a plane and going to Florida. Will she quarantine for 2 weeks? Doesn’t really matter since schools are closed anyway, amirite?

They ended up taking the picture down once they realized what a dumb idea it was, what with her being the superintendent of a district that hasn’t reopened yet. But if you are an elected official who intentionally disregards your own COVID rules (AKA every single one of them), whatever you do, DO NOT post pictures of it on social media. That’s literally the only thing you have to do in order to get people that you actually believe the hysteria too. Facebook is not your diary, and the Internet is forever.



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63 Comment(s)
  • Kurt
    January 6, 2021 at 8:20 am

    Grown ass man wearing a football jersey.

  • Larry
    January 6, 2021 at 8:18 am

    I just beat off to her blowing me. Thank You Paula.

  • Robert Juden Kraft
    January 5, 2021 at 9:26 pm

    You would go for a blow job too from an underage Chinese Cooley at a strip mall if you had been married to that rude nasty ugly cunt Myra as long as I had


  • Rhino
    January 5, 2021 at 9:23 pm

    Do you think she ever finds bird shit on those teeth

  • Cum across white teeth
    January 5, 2021 at 7:59 pm

    Rabbit admiring her massive white teeth. Guessing her tits are half decent and she can deep throat.

  • Fauci the ass clown
    January 5, 2021 at 7:57 pm

    The cocksucker Fauci is a piece of shit

    If these cheap ridiculous masks that every asshole in Massachusetts is wearing are effective why is our infection rate so high

    Fuck this old greaseball
    Praying he dies if Covid this weekend

  • Uncle kraft
    January 5, 2021 at 5:24 pm

    I’m going to, I miss watching him change in the locker room,plus a couple massages by 8 year old Chinese boys. They think football is real, lol.

  • Great head
    January 5, 2021 at 3:58 pm

    I went to high school with Paula

    A total asshole
    But she gives the best blow job in New England

  • Mr. Hand
    January 5, 2021 at 2:18 pm

    Teachers literally have like 13 weeks off every year, not including multiple holidays that give are always on Monday so they get that 3 day weekend, and another half a week off on thanksgiving, not to mention the half days they throw in once or twice a month for good measure. My eyes can’t roll back in my head far enough whenever I see someone say something about how teachers don’t get paid enough or some other bullshit that it makes it seem like they are somehow underpaid or undervalued, fuck off and do the job you went and got a college degree for.

  • Farmer
    January 5, 2021 at 11:33 am

    Look at her Choppers ..dam horse mouth ….

  • F off TB
    January 5, 2021 at 11:30 am

    I am a big Tom Brady fan.
    You know she does not have a saying on the schools, that comes from Governor.
    Stop taking a dump on teachers! They don’t get paid a fair amount, have to take care and teach you own crotchfruits, and you know how hard that life is, you were one at some point.
    If she want to go see Tom, good for her.
    And STFU about Florida and their governor, if you love it so much, move!

    • Eddie
      January 5, 2021 at 11:39 am

      Your post reads – F off Tom Brady. How much of a loser do you have to be to travel to Florida and pay to watch a millionaire QB who cares NOTHING about you!!!? Also that foolish Gronk. I got sick of his BS when he was up here. Then you post it on Facebook for everyone to see! Like it is the greatest thing ever. Fucking stupid losers! If you are over 29, you shouldnt have a facebook account. Otherwise you are a little girl and baby man and just post nonsense to see how many likes they get . Grow up assholes

      • Champ
        January 5, 2021 at 1:16 pm

        THE individual schools have say ! Not the governor ? He wants kids in schools , btw !! Many towns in Massachusetts have been full in person all year abd doing well. Many more hybrid and doing well. It was leominster school committee and teachers union that voted opening down. The superintendent was voting with the people in town who 85% were in favor of in person schooling .

    • piss flaps pelosi
      January 5, 2021 at 5:06 pm

      The original poster is a fucking moron, thinks the governor charlie “monotone” baker directs the schools when to open and close. What a fucking clueless moron. Everything this halfwit says is irrelevant
      Jalajhia sucked a lot of cock for an 18 year old wampslut

  • COVID Caskets
    January 5, 2021 at 11:19 am

    Casket stocks up again!

      January 5, 2021 at 7:07 pm

      Narcotixs deaths thru the roof.

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        January 5, 2021 at 8:54 pm

        Even though the OD deaths are labelled as “COVID.”

        Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics.

  • Snowflake Hunter
    January 5, 2021 at 10:54 am


  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    January 5, 2021 at 10:16 am

    Still getting a full paycheck I see. At lot easier to go to FL when the job doesn’t get in the way, right, lady?

  • Granny Warren
    January 5, 2021 at 10:02 am

    Are there any new bloggers on deck yet Unc? Its been a really long time.

  • Sinbad the sailor
    January 5, 2021 at 9:09 am


  • Bob Murchison
    January 5, 2021 at 8:33 am

    I would let her pinch an eggroll on my chest.

  • randiguy2006
    Life, laugh, love!
    January 5, 2021 at 8:31 am

    My teacher wife retired last year.

    We get $90,000 a year now.

    Life is good. Thanks everyone!

    • hartf811
      January 5, 2021 at 10:14 am

      Chump change.
      I went to Desert Storm where I was wounded as a Marine Lieutenant.
      Got out and did 22 years as a Statie. Retired with a full pension (over 55).
      Passed the FF exam the next year and signed on in my leafy town where I get paid to sit around and work on my real estate profession.
      When I punch out of this soon, I will be a triple dipper.
      Oh, and my wife is retiring this year from a public school (same town) after 35 years. ( that’s 4 for you in the cheap seats).
      SS and any handouts from Dementia Joe, Bernie The Socialist and the Squad are up next.
      Downside is that I cant find the right waterfront view from bluff in Orleans. Waiting on people to die.
      I LOVE this state.

      • Joe Dirt
        January 5, 2021 at 2:24 pm

        Make sure you turn off the lights when you leave because they’ll be no on left.

  • Independent Thinker
    January 5, 2021 at 7:50 am

    Then you wonder why cases in Florida are so high. Everyone keeps traveling to Florida and bringing the virus with them. Then they come home and spread it some more. I hope the superintendent will be sure to file her travel papers upon returning to Massachusetts and then quarantine for 14 days, which means if she can’t go to work for two weeks after traveling to Florida, then she should not be paid. But it is Trump’s fault. “Trump did nothing while people died,” is what we keep hearing, but much of this has to be managed and enforced at the local level.

  • Closing not her vote !
    January 5, 2021 at 7:26 am

    She was for opening the schools. The school committee and union voted her down ! She is a strong advocate for the families of Leominster and has been fighting and trying to get them back !

    • joe luke
      January 5, 2021 at 7:51 am

      Based on everything she has said over the months, she is part of the problem and is contributing to the continued nonsense of not having the schools open, especially when all these teachers and staff are flying all over. We can add Paula to the pile of hypocrites. I am sure she will be first in line for the vaccine she doesn’t deserve and shouldn’t be entitled to get early.

    • MSSA
      January 5, 2021 at 5:27 pm

      School administrators who are good at their jobs do not privilege themselves over the people who work for them. Those kinds do nothing take vacations at times when the other school people can’t be away. They are more than just advocates. They walk the walk. No Florida vacations during the pandemic should be a no brainer.

  • Do as I say not as I do
    January 5, 2021 at 5:44 am

    Wow what a douche, if this plandemic is so terrible that children cannot go to school how the fuck do you justify traveling to Florida for a game?

    • Dr. Robert
      January 5, 2021 at 6:34 am

      Read “The Great Barrington Declaration”- MDs of all backgrounds who detail why lockdowns for all but those over 70 age harmful and unneeded.

    • Left4Fla
      May 2, 2021 at 10:20 pm

      Look at her history. Put her close friends in admin positions. They brag how they will cruze to the finish line with a lot of money. They fool school committee that have a combined iq of 10. You get what you deserve ppl.

  • I could make her famous
    January 5, 2021 at 12:55 am

    She’s perfect for the role.
    Put the camera right in front of her face and record her expression and tears as her exhaust port gets converted to an intake.
    She’ll start out with that horse-like smile but it won’t end that way.

  • Douglass Tannenbaum
    January 5, 2021 at 12:45 am

    How can someone with that much education be so stupid?

    Can’t teach common sense.

  • Manuel Ferrara
    January 4, 2021 at 11:56 pm

    My prognosis:
    She’s kind of hot for a superintendent and Leominster is a shithole, so after further review:
    She can hang on my massive dong
    As long as she takes all my schlong
    I’ll come pretty quick
    Or the Leominster will make me sick
    Your husband Todd must agree
    But he must watch me fuck thee
    And eat my asshole

  • Janet
    January 4, 2021 at 11:25 pm

    Nasty, nasty cunt don’t mean a thing.
    Oh you nasty cunt you don’t mean a thing to me me

  • Jack Mehoff
    Jack Mehoff
    January 4, 2021 at 11:09 pm

    She looks like she could eat an ear of corn through a picket fence.
    I have said it before and I say it again, fuck all of these piece of shit teachers. Do what Reagan did to the union air traffic controllers and fire them all. Either that or if they want remote learning, have one teacher for each grade for an entire town or maybe even the entire state. Think of all of the tax money that would be saved.

  • Micha
    January 4, 2021 at 11:03 pm

    Love this site. I’m from Florida and we get shit about the state all the time. Glad to see we are not the only one with fucktards and love the recognition that we have a seasonable Governor!

  • Dr. Fauci
    January 4, 2021 at 10:53 pm

    She must have got that new covid shot that makes your face retarded looking.

  • Mr. Edward
    January 4, 2021 at 10:52 pm

    A horse is a horse, of course, of course…

  • BTB
    January 4, 2021 at 10:52 pm

    Another selfish cunt. Bet she makes over 150k

  • Orion
    January 4, 2021 at 10:36 pm

    Spoiled old blonde bint with more gums than teeth. Typical. I’ve never seen a woman who looks like that who isn’t a raging cunt.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    January 4, 2021 at 10:34 pm

    I want to see one, just ONE fucking reporter confront Charlie at his next tug and rub and ask him about reports of schools that are not fully open yet staff traveling out of state on non essential business. Ask him why the fuck he doesn’t for once in his god damn life grow a fucking pair and enact his phase 4 he fucking told us would happen when the vaccine was available.

  • Bloop
    January 4, 2021 at 10:16 pm

    She went to visit her relatives in the dolphin encounter at Sea World after the game.

    Dolphin teeth = shitty person. Ever. Single. Time

  • Man of Few Words
    January 4, 2021 at 9:54 pm

    Overpaid hypocritical gash with shitty rabbit teeth.

  • Joe Jim Crow Biden
    January 4, 2021 at 9:54 pm

    What the fuck is up with her mouth? Does covid do that to you?

    January 4, 2021 at 9:41 pm

    Back to work you cunt!

  • babygirldiane285
    January 4, 2021 at 9:30 pm

    Well, at least she’s wearing a mask. That way we don’t have to see her gums and rabbit teeth.

  • Ronald Reagan
    January 4, 2021 at 9:28 pm

    Dear America,

    Sorry that I did not fire all of the teachers in unions when I cleaned house of the air traffic union employees. My mistake.

    Yours Truly,
    President Reagan

  • Dumb blonde
    January 4, 2021 at 9:26 pm

    Dumb blonde. Getting over paid to screw over taxpayers to live a lavish life while telling others they should stay home. I hope these schools and colleges go out of business like Mount Ida and the college Bernie Sanders wife ran into the ground in Vermont. Schools aren’t educating kids. Schools are liberal indoctrination centers.

    If this dumb bitch ever got layed off where the fuck would she work? What services could she provide that are valuable to an employer?

  • Covid testing is a joke
    January 4, 2021 at 9:19 pm

    Covid testing is a joke. Barely any clinic or doctor seems to have the rapid test available. So instead I’d results in 30 minutes give or take, like a strep throat or flu test comes back, most people are waiting upwards or 2 to 5 days to get Covid results. And even if your Covid test comes back negative in 2 to 5 days who’s to say you weren’t exposed or infected in the time since you took the Covid test. Plus , 80 percent of People who get it don’t even have symptoms so why the fuck are there long lines at these “FREE” taxpayer funded drive up Covid tests labeled “STOP THE SPREAD”? If your not symptomatic it’s stupid to take a test. Do you get a flu or strep throat test If your asymptonatic? NO. SO STOP THE STUPIDITY.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      January 5, 2021 at 9:01 pm

      No asymptomatic tests = no artificial inflation of the positives.

      Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics

    January 4, 2021 at 9:15 pm

    If any state should have problems, it would be Florida. It is an open state, and there is a huge amount of retirees from the north. No problem is found. We are being lied to about it all. I don’t begrudge this woman for going to Tampa, but it is horrid that she lies as part of her job.

  • Schools employees are mostly useless
    January 4, 2021 at 9:13 pm

    Most, certainly not all though, school employees, high school, middle school, elementary and college are two faced pricks who believe they are better, smarter and more entitled than everyone else. Snow days off? Private industry has to dig out and go in. Summers off? Bwa hahaha. Paid for a full year despite working half the year. No weekends or nights. All funded by the taxpayers who are screwed over by the very politicians these liberal parasites vote into power so they can keep their sweet deal. Check out some of the salaries of teachers, administrators and even general school employees. It’s public record. And they are all way overpaid. Liberalism is a fucking disease. But hey. Keep the kids home while this stupid cunt enjoys life all at the taxpayers expense. Because. Covid 19 corona virus is a good excuse to work even less than they already did they dumb ass lazy teachers and school employees.

    • Uhhhh
      January 4, 2021 at 10:05 pm

      While I agree with many of your points here, especially “Liberalism is a fucking disease”, I have to point a few things out. First, teachers have had summers off for as long as I can remember, they don’t make those rules, the state does. So, most if not all of us knew as we went out into the working world that teachers have the summer off, and we all had the chance to become teachers, our own fault if we chose not to. Next, snow days, some School Districts plan on “X” amount of snow days per year and extend the school year by that many days. Others just add those snow days on at the end of the year. Again, the state mandates how many days kids have to be in school each year. So if there is a snow day, it’s not a free day for the Teacher (or the kids), it’s tacked on in June. The bottom line is don’t be pissed at the Teachers for taking advantage of these things, be pissed at the states that allow it to happen.

      • You Are Retarded
        January 4, 2021 at 10:42 pm

        You are a fool

        You say:

        – “First, teachers have had summers off for as long as I can remember, they don’t make those rules, the state does. So, most if not all of us knew as we went out into the working world that teachers have the summer off, and we all had the chance to become teachers, our own fault if we chose not to.”


        – “Next, snow days, some School Districts plan on “X” amount of snow days per year and extend the school year by that many days. Others just add those snow days on at the end of the year. Again, the state mandates how many days kids have to be in school each year. So if there is a snow day, it’s not a free day for the Teacher (or the kids), it’s tacked on in June. ”


        YOU ARE A FOOL.



  • Defund Public Schools
    January 4, 2021 at 9:11 pm

    Do what’s best for the children and teach them how unions destroy America by taking away any and all incentive to work hard. Slugs. I see it firsthand every fucking day

    • Defund schools and politicians
      January 4, 2021 at 9:15 pm

      Defund both schools and politicians. Both professions employ parasites.

  • Fuck these Cunts!!
    January 4, 2021 at 9:05 pm

    Fuck all of these pussy ass hypocrites! They should all be fired!

  • SuperHypocrite
    January 4, 2021 at 8:24 pm

    SMH, i just don’t get it. She is such a hypocrite!

  • kingsraisins
    January 4, 2021 at 8:19 pm

    I can’t wait to see what the WRSD budget increase is going to be this year – because, you know, they deserve that annual 7-8% increase despite abandoning the children and sacrificing their learning retention because no one has the balls to stand up to the unions.

    • Andrea Grocer
      January 5, 2021 at 7:23 am

      I sure don’t, but I do have those king raisins in my turd piles.

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        January 5, 2021 at 9:04 pm

        I laughed audibly at this.

        Mildly ashamed.

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