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Boy, oh boy. When this rolled into our inbox, I nearly jumped for joy!
You might remember Jacob Moses David Young, a.k.a the Florida Methwaffle from his insane campaign for the custody of a kid who wasn’t even his that lead to him being exposed as a registered sex offender. Or that time he tweeted at Trump and called Cyber Crimes on us.
Well, despite all logic and sense, he’s still at it, only worse. Because when you have a million kids and no job, what else are you going to do with your time aside from harassing everyone who knows better than you? What’s that, beat up your mom? He already did that…
Marline, the baby momma gave birth in November and is pregnant again. Can’t say I blame her, what are you supposed to do when you get your kid taken away? Get yourself right and get your kid back? No, obviously, you just have more. With a registered sex offender who seems to want your daughter more than you do. Duh.
Although, it is unclear if the new baby born is in fact Jacob’s. There seems to be some confusion as to whether the baby daddy is a dead guy (who either killed himself or overdosed, again no one is sure) but either way Jacob signed the birth certificate. What’s one more child to claim that isn’t yours when you’re already fighting for ALL the kids? And you’re a registered sex offender. I cannot state that enough, he’s a registered sex offender who is actively trying to gain custody of a little girl who isn’t his. He claims that the reason he should have custody is because Kyle Cutlip and his stepfather are molesting the little girl, yet there’s plenty of evidence to the contrary. Also, these claims were made by a REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER and career criminal who’s face you see when you Google methwaffle. Not even kidding, in the first video at the 15 minute mark after being told by a police officer to go back to the car where they left their baby in the Florida heat, the Methwaffle tells the cop to look him up!
By all accounts, marline hasn’t see her daughter since this all began because doesn’t show up for visitation. On the rare occasion that she does, she tries bringing Jacob along, but for SOME REASON he’s not allowed to be there during visitation as per a court order. Sure seems like marline is choosing his womb broom over her fuck trophy. Nice.
She’s not the only world’s worst mother here, either. Jacob’s own mother is a super winner too!
He appears to have a type and that type is God awful slugpumps who are terrible mothers, much like his own. Ain’t she hawt?
What an enormous erection this chud is. And not an erection that makes you say “Gee, that’s a nice, big erection”. But the kind of erection that starts in the morning and follows you through your day at work. An annoying erection. That won’t go away.
And again, since he has no pesky job to get in the way, he has all day everyday to pester members of a group who support baby daddy Kyle Cutlip.
Something tells me that this won’t be the last we heard of The Florida Methwaffle. It never is.
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