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Vegan Nazis Use 9 Year Old To Harass Two Guys Fishing, Throw Away Their Fish, Because They’re Too Scared To Confront A Bear

Vegan Nazis Use 9 Year Old To Harass Two Guys Fishing, Throw Away Their Fish, Because They’re Too Scared To Confront A Bear

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SourceAnimal liberation protesters who disrupted “Cow Appreciation Day” at a Pinellas Park Chick-Fil-A also targeted a St. Petersburg family who were fishing at Crescent Lake Park on Tuesday. Hope said his father caught a nice-sized tilapia they were going to take home and eat for dinner. That’s when he said the protesters sent over a young boy between the ages of 8-to-10-years-old to scold the fishermen.

“A little child approached us and said, ‘You know, fish have feelings and you’re hurting that fish, and I want you to stop fishing,’” Hope said. “So, I turned to the young man and said, ‘I respect your opinions, son and that’s fine, but I’m not breaking any laws doing what I’m doing. So, I’m going to continue to fish.’”

Hope said the tilapia was flopping around on the ground as a bucket was being retrieved. A protester then approached the family and said he was going to throw the fish back into the lake.

“My father said, ‘no, you’re not’ and my mom actually walked over and put her foot onto the fish,” said Hope. “Well, the man took her leg, physically removed her leg, picked our fish up and threw it back into the water.

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“An invasive species, tilapia,” he continued, “that’s not even legal to return back to the water once it’s caught.”

An argument erupted, and Hope said he called St. Petersburg Police to file a complaint. He was later disappointed by the investigating officer’s response.

“It’s not fair that my rights were not important enough for them to uphold the law,” Hope said. “I think they should have been arrested. I think they should have been charged with something, because otherwise they’re just going to continue to do it.”

Veganism is a cult. Luckily I ate so much bacon while watching that video. I’m not even hungry right now but I’m gonna go make me a nice steak and cheese anyway, just because.

How this guy resisted the urge to punch this shithead in the face is beyond me:

Dude straight up stole his fish. In hindsight he should’ve just crushed its face right then and there and said, “OK, now he’s not feeling pain anymore.” I know you’re not legally allowed to hit these people but there are other options. My preferred method is the fake sneeze. You just pretend like you really have to sneeze and then you spit on them and say excuse me. Not your fault.

Seriously though, we’re not even talking about cows here. We talkin bout fish man. Fish!! No one cares about fish. They’re stupid animals who only exist so that cool animals above them on the food chain can have something to eat. I can get why these people wouldn’t like eating cool animals like pigs and cows and deer. They’re cute. They’re attached to their parents. They inspire spiders to write nice things about them in cobwebs. But fish? Fish are just stupid, soulless, slimy, disgusting creatures that are unlovable.

Of course what really makes these people assholes are two things:

  1. They’re forcing their views on others. Because it’s not enough that they choose not to eat anything in the animal kingdom. They get to dictate what other people eat.
  2. They brainwashed a 9 year old child to confront strangers in public for doing nothing wrong. That kid is gonna grow up to the biggest asshole.


You cannot make up this kind of stupidity either:

“All animals have the ability to feel love and pain like we do.”

Sure, whatever you say hippy. Kind of seems gutless to go after these guys. Wanna be brave? Go tell this guy he can’t eat fish:

Of course you’re not going to do that because he’d eat you next. Which would be the greatest thing that has ever happened in world history.

“What if this was a human child.”

Then it would have a soul. But don’t get me wrong – there are thousands of animal species who would line up for the chance to eat Turtleboy Jr. But as a responsible parent I protect him from danger. Perhaps this fish’s deadbeat parents should get a visit from DCF.

“They have the same abilities and emotions as a human child. That’s facts sir. That’s science.”

Yes, except for the ability to, ya know, walk, speak, reason, and not eat food attached to a metal hook.

“The law used to say that owning black people was alright.”

It’s true. Two hundred years from now we’ll look back on this dark period in history and say, “what were those savages thinking?” Of course we’ll all be dead from hitting deer on the highway and malnourishment, but that’s besides the point.

“Why don’t you eat humans?”

Because of stupid laws. But don’t get me wrong – there are many, many humans that look delightfully delicious. Many of them go to Hampshire College and are not the free range variety.

Anyway, this blog is making me hungry. If you need me I’ll be at Bennie’s smashing down one of their world famous burgers. Sucks to be a vegan.



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22 Comment(s)
  • JPB
    July 27, 2017 at 11:03 am

    The vegan’s supposed concern for the caught fish, which he claimed he saved, is contradicted by a few facts.

    The caught fish was a Tilapia, an invasive species in Florida’s freshwater lakes, rivers, canals and such. This is a fact. It is a scientific fact. It is harmful to the local ecosystem including the native species which are protected by various fishing regulations and practices.

    Such as catch and release whereby a fish is caught but returned to its habitat almost immediately. That does not mean throwing the fish from heights. The impact would kill the fish. Not save it. Fact. Scientific fact.

    No word on how the native fish in that lake feel about the invasion of Tilapia. No word on how fish feel about being launched into the air to smash into the lake surface. But you can take that vegan’s word at face value because by his own stated standards he was cruel to the animal he heorically saved.


  • Wabbitt
    July 16, 2017 at 2:39 am

    I’m not sure what the worse cult is – third wave feminism or veganism. They’re both full of brainless morons who think they have moral superiority over everyone who disagrees with them.

    Tough decision…

  • Narcanista
    July 15, 2017 at 3:14 pm

    I would have pulled down my pants and shown them my little white Irish wiener. Next I’d have pointed at it and started screaming: “It’s not Penis! It’s Privilege!”

  • Alexander Knight
    July 15, 2017 at 2:42 am

    So he caught a Tilapia, ehh? In Florida? Weird because tilapia is was created by, and is only grown by GMO fish farms in China to be sold in a freezer at Walmart. It doesn’t exist in the wild. Sooo, there’s that.

  • Pops Zadinia
    July 15, 2017 at 1:16 am

    I LOVE folks like this. These are the type that think the animals are out friends, and to never harm one and blah blah blah. Let me tell you, If there is a God, and, he/she/it, did not want me to eat any animals on this planet, then he/she/it would not have made them so damn tasty!!!!

    My only regret, about this video, is that I wasn’t walking my brother’s new dog through that park that day. When we walk her, we have to outfit her like she is Hannibal Lechtur. Due to the fact that if you are not family, you are a threat. Oh, the fun it would have been to have these yahoos yell at me to “Liberate her”.

    Maybe I’ll start carrying wavers with me, just for such an occasion.

    Who am I kidding, I would want the poor thing to get sick!!

    -That is all

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    July 14, 2017 at 11:52 pm

    You know how you can tell whether or not someone is a vegetarian?
    You don’t have to – they never shut up about it!

  • Chip Striker
    July 14, 2017 at 7:40 pm

    The law regarding black people should be changed back.

  • Bernie Sanders
    July 14, 2017 at 7:25 pm

    That fish deserved to live! As a brave immigrant to this hate filled country it is entitled to be here and receive free health care, free welfare and free education. The fisherman is obviously an alt-right racist Trump lover who has no right to vote or breathe. I bet there are butterflies on the Moon!

  • Fatfingr Lou
    July 14, 2017 at 7:11 pm

    Swing that treble hook fishpole like Sauron! And, God willing, sink it deep into the eye of the beast!

    On the other hand…You live in Florida! Try saltwater fishing!

    Tilapia eat shit.

  • FCW
    July 14, 2017 at 6:41 pm

    I will admit, i’m enjoying a nice cold adult beverage here. I nearly spit it out when I heard “YOU ARE HARASSING THAT FISH”! Im over here choking on foamy Sierra Nevada. I’m done…..funniest thing I have heard in awhile…Kudos TB.

    I’ll be laying in bed tonight at 2 am and just jolt up laughing “I just saved that fishhhhhhh!”

    • Wabbitt
      July 16, 2017 at 2:43 am

      Meanwhile the fish is on the ground, pissed off, thinking, “Did you just assume my species? I identify as a Bengal tiger and you’ve just triggered me. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”

  • Mike Barnicle
    July 14, 2017 at 6:25 pm

    Live Leak stories interesting but can watch youtube any time. Not a bad story but not worth coming to TB for. Drudge, breitbart, infowars, fox, local news, youtube are all better for these types of stories.

    Find a state official like that fish and wildlife guy that was at the foxylady 3 days a week in a ma state car and on the clock drinking, that would be a TB homerun.

    • Mike Barnacles
      July 14, 2017 at 7:08 pm

      Now were talking! TB you pull off one of these and TB grows exponentially:

      It was a scene FOX Undercover witnessed over and over this summer: weekday trips in a marked state car to Club Fantasies, drinking beer at an upstairs bar for hours, then heading for home. In all, we saw the MassWildlife official visit Providence strip bars on nine different days during July, August and the beginning of September.

      “Dr. Deblinger?” FOX Undercover reporter Mike Beaudet asked him as he left Club Fantasies on Sept. 2. “Just wondering what you’re doing here? I assume you’re not here on business. Shouldn’t you be at work, sir?”

  • SomethingInTheWay
    July 14, 2017 at 6:15 pm

    In the immortal words of Kurt Cobain, “it’s ok to eat fish, ’cause they don’t have any feelings”

    July 14, 2017 at 5:49 pm

    I FUCKING HATE VEGANS!!! If that guy came up to me, I would pick up his retarded piece of shit hippie kid by the ankles and hit the father right in the head with him. I FUCKING HATE VEGANS!! They are all pieces of shit. Every one of them. If you’re a vegan and you’re reading this, FUCK YOU. Their cause is stupid and I’m going to go eat a hamburger now….and a Snickers. That just got me HANGRY

    • Alexander Knight
      July 15, 2017 at 2:44 am

      Lmao I eat vegan but it isn’t for the animals. It’s because my body feels better and my cock works better too. This protestor clearly is a Sandy vagine.

        July 15, 2017 at 3:35 pm

        Well I’m sure the young boy you plant your cock into is grateful but I couldn’t care less about you dirty hippie ways.

  • tim
    July 14, 2017 at 4:14 pm

    the audacity of dopes!

  • Independent Thinker
    July 14, 2017 at 3:52 pm

    Now they’re after fishermen, in addition to hunters and trappers. Next they will go after golfers.

    You should never touch someone like the protester did. You never know if the person is carrying. Florida is a state where lots of people carry, and it is a state that allows you to shoot someone if you feel that you are in danger.

    • Trayvons Ghost
      July 14, 2017 at 5:54 pm

      Trayvon found that out the hard way

  • JoeMomma
    July 14, 2017 at 3:51 pm

    The second he touched the leg it should have been lights out….no questions asked.

  • Mark Lederer
    July 14, 2017 at 3:48 pm

    I can’t believe Chumlee is dead.

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