Jeffrey Dahmer 2.0 Who Dumped Bleeding, Near Dead Pitbull Puppy In Suitcase In October Has Been Arrested, And He’s Even Worse Than You Imagined

Hallelujah! *does the cabbage patch*







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Back in October, we brought you this disturbing as all get out story out of Hollywood, Florida about a pit bull puppy who was found stabbed nearly to death inside of a suitcase in an abandoned building in the middle of the night.


The vet staff named him Ollie and reported that despite his injuries, he was the sweetest smoosh you could imagine

Unfortunately, a few days after he was found, he succumbed to his injuries. RIP, sweet baby.


The case seemed to lose steam, except… the Detectives assigned to the case decided to pull a quick Benson & Stabler and get DNA off the suitcase Ollie was found in


which led them straight to this whacked out fuckstick of a juicer:


Brendan Evans, 31, of the Fort Lauderdale area


A washed up “personal trainer” who advertised his services on Groupon for pennies on the dollar and 


couldn’t get anyone to bite


Only better bang for your buck is buying food stamps on the first Friday of the month in Fall River.

He had a social media presence at one point, trying to sell his “brand”

But since he’s taken a shining to maiming, dissecting, and torturing harmless animals, he’s wiped the web clean of himself


Apparently, Schizo has quite the checkered (and documented) past:

via WSVN – Channel 7 Miami:

“While police executed a search warrant in Evans’ home, officers found multiple dead animals, including several dead rats with various body parts removed, as well as cat paws. Police noted blood spatter on the apartment’s walls, along with blood in the bathroom and what appeared to be fur in the oven.

Police believe religion could have been a motivating factor, noting a report from Fort Lauderdale Police in February where Evans told officers he wanted to kill a duck because he practices voodoo and said it was his religious right. During the search of his apartment, cops also discovered an 8-pointed star drawn on a kitchen wall as well as a shrine with candles, which included pieces of the Crimestoppers flyer about Ollie’s death.”


So, as usual, Turtleboy got it right – this dude really is Dahmer 2.0 – holy fuck!


Image result for voodoo gif

We got some voodoo/santeria shit up in here fam, and I am shook. This dude is 


not playing with a full deck. He’s also been popped for domestic (surprise) and is on probation for bank robbery (lol)

The worst part of all of this? Local rescue groups in Miami were aware of this dude.


He was literally cruising Craigslist classified ads looking for free animals to torture “sacrifice.” I know we always hear anecdotes of this crap – “charge a reasonable rehoming fee so your pet doesn’t become snake food/end up in a lab/get sent to the moon” but I’ve never actually seen anyone get collared for it. I am 



The info was forwarded to the authorities in June, and a mere 4 months later, in October, Ollie happened.

I can’t help but think if someone had looked at this nutjob a little more closely that it may have been avoided.

But I think we can all breathe a sigh of relief knowing this batshit loony dude is off the streets. This whole thing is absolutely wild, even by Florida standards.





15 Comment(s)
  • Rob
    January 15, 2018 at 1:26 pm

    Motherfucker needs to die. Slowly.

  • charlie
    December 30, 2017 at 1:48 am

    poor puppy,at least now he’ll get normal company,he looks like scrappy-doo

  • Tough Guy Here
    November 24, 2017 at 4:04 pm

    I am all for awareness of animal abuse and I would never call for the silencing of these types of articles but seeing these animals and their injuries just kills me. I feel so bad. I wish we had stronger laws against this stuff. The face of that poor dog is going to haunt me….and I am a pretty tough guy. I really hope this guy gets raped in jail. Then I hope he gets stabbed in jail and they rape his stab holes.

    • Broken
      November 25, 2017 at 6:24 pm

      I feel that way too. It’s heart breaking to think what the animal went thru and to see the pain in his eyes. I had a very hard time reading this story. It’s cowards like this who do things to the most innocent. The ones who are little, elderly or helpless. They need to have stronger laws until then, all we can hope for is that one of his cellies takes care of him. And leaves him to bleed. I hope they cut his ears off too

  • Johnny Rocket
    November 24, 2017 at 1:15 pm

    Hopefully a couple of pet living inmates will show him the pain he caused by duplicating the torture he exhibited in that poor dog on his sorry ass. Welcome buddy to your future.

  • Emily
    November 23, 2017 at 5:40 pm

    What a POS! There’s a special place in hell waiting for him.

    RIP Ollie.

  • Broken
    November 23, 2017 at 4:16 pm

    I’m sorry I’m sure this is a great story. I just can’t seem to get thru it. To think that someone could be so cruel. That poor dog. It breaks my heart. It makes me wish for awful things to happen to the scumbag

  • SRR
    November 23, 2017 at 10:50 am

    This piece of shit can’t even be called human. He is only comparable to thick greenish brown phlegm, the kind hacked up by a germ riddled lowbrow person on the sidewalk that sticks to the bottom of one’s shoe. Torturing and murdering voiceless and vulnerable creatures makes it pretty fucking clear that this phlegm needs to be scrapped off the bottom of the shoe of humanity and permanently disposed of in a toxic waste facility before It harms any other living beings!

  • suuuuuckittrebek
    November 22, 2017 at 11:23 pm

    With the welfare loser heroin addicts in this state combined with the psychopath gang member dreamers only a dumbass would by a house here. im saving my money and getting the fuck out.

  • Justice for All
    November 22, 2017 at 11:01 pm

    He will be on the street in a matter of weeks or months. Hopefully, some other nutjob kills him.

    • Emily
      November 23, 2017 at 5:41 pm

      Let’s hope

  • Ron
    November 22, 2017 at 9:17 pm

    I’ve always felt an eye for an eye is best for these types of crimes. Stab him multiple times and stuff into a suitcase to die. See how he likes it. Would deter other psychopaths like him from committing heinous crimes like this

  • Publius
    November 22, 2017 at 9:10 pm

    Serial killers like this need to be executed. The Star Chamber must speak.

  • Lisa
    November 22, 2017 at 8:24 pm

    The sad and hopeless look on Ollie’s face in the last picture makes my heart break.

    The creature responsible is obviously a psychopath and needs to be removed from society permanently.

    • Emily
      November 23, 2017 at 5:42 pm


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